THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 12, 2015, 02:01:34 PM
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it's a serious problem.
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Well I hope you get over it. I'd give you a hand but...
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What constitutes a good handy anyway?
I mean I've had girls do the job just fine, but... they could have done better.
:larry
It's not a big deal to me really but I mean come on. Step it up. :doge
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Well there's two types the "caster" and the "twister"....I have found the former to work better with BJ's myself
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A hand job from a girl is just someone jerking you off with a lot less experience.
Yeah but you get to sit back and relax. :aah
Or enjoy a low level exhibitionist thrill getting them places. :aah
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A hand job from a girl is just someone jerking you off with a lot less experience.
Gay HJs :rock
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A hand job from a girl is just someone jerking you off with a lot less experience.
I've thought about this myself. I'm basically a master of pleasuring the male penis. :ohhh
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A hand job from a girl is just someone jerking you off with a lot less experience.
I've thought about this myself. I'm basically a master of pleasuring the male penis. :ohhh
No wonder your coworker was into you. :hitler
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A hand job from a girl is just someone jerking you off with a lot less experience.
I've thought about this myself. I'm basically a master of pleasuring the male penis. :ohhh
No wonder your coworker was into you. :hitler
A metapost in a metathread. :lawd
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Kara gets me. :jawalrus
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Coaching a chick into giving a perfect handjob is quite impressive. In many ways the experience gained can be applied to your professional and personal life. If you can get her to do it right there's no reason you can't earn a teaching degree at a two or four year institution, or masterfully guide a family member through a difficult computer question over the phone.
The true joy is the aesthetic juxtaposition of a pale hand gliding over your dark pole. I've never witnessed zebras grazing in the Serengeti but I'd imagine it looks a bit like getting a hj from a white girl.
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Do you not trim your pubes or something? It's pretty necessary to avoid the girl pulling it all out unless she's really zealous with the greasing up.
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Handies
:goty2
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The key is the pressure level. I need a firm grip and a slow stroke. I prefer that the strokes barely touch the head. Work the shaft with light brushes to the head and I'm good to go.
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:larry
I'd take my girl going down on me over a handjob any day tho tbh.
Like it's not even a contest.
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why not both at the same time
:lawd
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Coaching a chick into giving a perfect handjob is quite impressive. In many ways the experience gained can be applied to your professional and personal life. If you can get her to do it right there's no reason you can't earn a teaching degree at a two or four year institution, or masterfully guide a family member through a difficult computer question over the phone.
The true joy is the aesthetic juxtaposition of a pale hand gliding over your dark pole. I've never witnessed zebras grazing in the Serengeti but I'd imagine it looks a bit like getting a hj from a white girl.
:cac
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I'm self concious about giving myself hand jobs.
"I mean, this is good but can I do better? Is this really what I settled with?"
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Thread relevant & appeared in my facebook feed:
http://www.complex.com/music/2015/10/taylor-swift-reportedly-broke-up-with-calvin-harris-because-he-received-a-happy-ending?utm_campaign=complexmag&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&sr_share=facebook
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Pay for a handy when you're dating Taylor Swift brehs.
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Willingly have sex with Taylor Swift brehs
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:dead
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Willingly have sex with Taylor Swift brehs
I could reach peak #BrontëBoy and get a fungible pop song written about what a huge fucking asshole I am. :ufup
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I'm already fucking a white girl without any rhythm in her step.
I mean it's all the same to me, plus you walk away with a bonus song to let the world know you hit it and quit it.
:yeshrug
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Can't wait for the song. "Got a handy from a ladyboy. I don't need you! I don't need you!"
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I can't wait for Ryan Adams' cover of "I just got a handy from a ladyboy, I don't need you!"
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I'm not even sure you are joking
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Okay now that we have established the fact you all master level pecker touching enthusiasts, how much you charging?
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If you have to ask, you prob can't afford it
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If you have to ask, you prob can't afford it
Try me breh. I got 6 dollar bills and two leftover volcanic tacos just over here chillin.
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I don't think 6 dollar bills are legal tender.
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A gentlemen doesn't negotiate donations. :doge
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Coaching a chick into giving a perfect handjob is quite impressive. In many ways the experience gained can be applied to your professional and personal life.
Ain't no one got time for that. You just close your eyes and imagine it's her mother doing it against her better judgement.
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If they are into it, who cares who's hand it is? :phil
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Sorry, unless it's like Beyoncé or something, hand jobs aren't worth my time -- after the extensive training I did pleasing my own dick in my jr high years, it's mouth, pussy or (no) bust.
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Same here. I'm just like "What is this? Am I 12? You're not coach Johnson."
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Sorry, unless it's like Beyoncé or something, hand jobs aren't worth my time -- after the extensive training I did pleasing my own dick in my jr high years, it's mouth, pussy or (no) bust.
So basically if you could suck your own dick you wouldn't want hummers either. :hitler
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:yeshrug hypothesis can't be tested
But it'd be truer to the logic I presented to say if I could easily suck my own dick, I probably wouldn't masturbate :lol
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You seem to have thought about this a lot.
I submit that Esch is not a real person but PD's alt.
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I would hope that you'd show yourself the same level of respect and cleanliness that you'd show a girl before she goes down on you. IE cleaning up beforehand. If I were to suck my own dick I'd have the decency to take a shower first.
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I would hope that you'd show yourself the same level of respect and cleanliness that you'd show a girl before she goes down on you. IE cleaning up beforehand. If I were to suck my own dick I'd have the decency to take a shower first.
Some people like things a little dirty. :shh
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Hormone build up :drool
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Coaching a chick into giving a perfect handjob is quite impressive. In many ways the experience gained can be applied to your professional and personal life. If you can get her to do it right there's no reason you can't earn a teaching degree at a two or four year institution, or masterfully guide a family member through a difficult computer question over the phone.
The true joy is the aesthetic juxtaposition of a pale hand gliding over your dark pole. I've never witnessed zebras grazing in the Serengeti but I'd imagine it looks a bit like getting a hj from a white girl.
Nah, Zebras grazing in the Serengeti looks like me getting a hj from a black girl.
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You seem to have thought about this a lot.
I submit that Esch is not a real person but PD's alt.
I had a friend in high school that accused our entire group of all being gay for masturbating (he was a christian). The natural followup to denial of this is of course, "if you give yourself handjobs, why wouldn't you suck your dick".
Some debates are older than time itself.
Yeah, talking about being friends with people who had imaginary friends isn't really shoring up your case.
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More bitterness there than a thousand grapefruit spoons
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I think he's saying Esch is PDs imaginary friend due to Jesus being the anti-fap boys imaginary friend. I'm not totally sure but I think there's a joke in there somewhere.
Also I just realized you two would probably make a good baby genetics wise.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGUFfa2iDHg
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I never come from handjobs, blowjobs, or if I'm wearing a condom. With BJs, most girls assume this is some type of challenge. While I appreciate the effort, it ain't gonna happen. I'm not going to stop any woman from trying though but I usually get a frustrated dirty look about half hour in.
Also women freak out if they catch you faking it.
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I can't wait for Ryan Adams' cover of "I just got a handy from a ladyboy, I don't need you!"
Pretty sure I'd rather deal with an original by Taylor Swift.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwZVZ5qZnoA
This guy just screams uber douche to me. Nice retro sexism in this video too. :trash :itagaki
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Parts of my hair right above the forehead area have started to recede/disappear, giving me this Vegeta-like look. My hair is really long so I'm able to hide it, but discovering it is really fucking depressing. :-\
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Parts of my hair right above the forehead area have started to recede/disappear, giving me this Vegeta-like look. My hair is really long so I'm able to hide it, but discovering it is really fucking depressing. :-\
Yeah but what's your opinion on handies breh?