THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on October 30, 2015, 01:21:28 AM
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http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-nintendo-shares-20151029-story.html
lol nintendo lol
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ANDY AND BRANDKNEW EXPLAIN
E-TOILET PLZ STOP BEATING WOMEN LONG ENOUGH TO EXPLAIN
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ANDY AND BRANDKNEW EXPLAIN
E-TOILET PLZ STOP BEATING WOMEN LONG ENOUGH TO EXPLAIN
Nintendo sucks. (http://i.imgur.com/gwIMOYt.gif)
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“You may be able to find out unknown aspects about your friends or unexpected commonalities you share with your friend because ‘Miitomo’ may pick up the topics that you usually do not discuss but would be willing to answer if asked,” Nintendo’s president Tatsumi Kimishima told investors Thursday.
Мии-ВД
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"Nintendo will release five smartphone games by March 2017"
Jesus Christ Nintendo, calm down there. You might trip and fall with how fast you're pushing those out.
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So Nintendo's first smartphone game turned out to be some stupid social game with IAPs? Who would have thought?
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It reminds me of Tomodachi Life in ways tbqh
Kind of interested in seeing where this is going though.
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So Nintendo's first smartphone game turned out to be some stupid social game with IAPs? Who would have thought?
Sounds pretty well suited to the platform to me. :doge
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:lol
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Shares fell, surprising no one.
All it would take would be a dumb social pokemon game and shares would skyrocket
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How about a console pokemon? Online? How about they just fix the minor annoying things that stop me from liking the ds ones?
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So Nintendo's first smartphone game turned out to be some stupid social game with IAPs? Who would have thought?
Sounds pretty well suited to the platform to me. :doge
Nintendo announces some mobile stuff, says they're not exactly going to go all in on it, people are surprised when they don't and share prices fall. :derp
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Nintendo: the disinterested hand job of video games
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How about a console pokemon? Online? How about they just fix the minor annoying things that stop me from liking the ds ones?
Probably because by not listening to you, ORAS sold over 10 million copies.
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Nintendo: the disinterested hand job of video games
A disinterested hj is still a hj. Especially in an industry where most other companies are looking to ream you up the ass with a spiked dildo.
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"Nintendo will release five smartphone games by March 2017"
Jesus Christ Nintendo, calm down there. You might trip and fall with how fast you're pushing those out.
Meanwhile I think Glu Mobile released 5 new games in the time it took me to type this post.
How about a console pokemon? Online? How about they just fix the minor annoying things that stop me from liking the ds ones?
Console Pokemon won't happen without some massive changes in leadership or massive desperation.
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Nintendo: the disinterested hand job of video games
A disinterested hj is still a hj. Especially in an industry where most other companies are looking to ream you up the ass with a spiked dildo.
Can we stop pretending that the company that just shits out infinity mario and pokemanz games cares about gamers and giving them new and exciting experiences? kthxbye
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I actually lived a good enough life that God would let me see Nintendo exit the console industry.
:rejoice
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I knew Nintendo wasn't serious when they hitched their wagon to a shit-tier company like DeNa.
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Well, in a roundabout way, this is Nintendos greatest accomplishment. Finally you can lose the hardware for a Nintendo game and still keep your purchases. :doge
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Big ups to Kosma. Slavs ftw.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iTT8tIVTkE
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Half assing things has been Nintendo's policy since at least 2004. I don't see why anyone should be surprised here.
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Imagine the utter shock amongst Nintendo higher ups when they learned mobile gaming plebes and shareholders aren't as dumb as Nspergs.
Now they actually have to try. God help us.
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Imagine the utter shock amongst Nintendo higher ups when they learned mobile gaming plebes and shareholders aren't as dumb as Nspergs.
Now they actually have to try. God help us.
Have you actually played mobile games? :what
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I mean of the top grossing games right now you have a bunch of King Match 3 games, several Clash of Clans management sims, a couple of slot machine games, a gachapon RPG (which given the fairly minor success of Record Keeper is something Nintendo and DeNA could do with Pokemon) etc etc.
If Nintendo was unimaginative as most everyone else they'd make a Clash of Clans game out of Animal Crossing (only without combat), a Gachapon "RPG" out of Pokemon, a match 3 out of whatever, and maybe an Endless Runner based on Mario.
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On the subject of using existing IPs, I don't really see them bringing any mainline entries into their mobile games (so I don't think Animal Crossing and Pokemon would have a proper game on phones anytime soon). Probably just spinoffs that takes advantage of mobile features. I feel Pokemon GO is a really good example of what they should be doing, it honestly sounds really interesting enough to attract attention.
I really enjoyed Tomodachi Life, and Miitomo reminds me of it but IDK what to exactly expect from it. I guess I'll wait and see. I have no idea how it'll fare out.
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Imagine the utter shock amongst Nintendo higher ups when they learned mobile gaming plebes and shareholders aren't as dumb as Nspergs.
Now they actually have to try. God help us.
Have you actually played mobile games? :what
No :doge
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https://youtu.be/d2JRs5pTSOU
Nintendo, pls... :stahp
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Is this gonna be another Earthbound moment?
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https://youtu.be/d2JRs5pTSOU
Nintendo, pls... :stahp
The white kid farting in front of the black chick :lol :lol :lol
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"Cheekysqueak"
:dead
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Imagine the utter shock amongst Nintendo higher ups when they learned mobile gaming plebes and shareholders aren't as dumb as Nspergs.
Now they actually have to try. God help us.
Have you actually played mobile games? :what
No :doge
You should. Imagine how great portable games look on competent hardware. 8)
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LMFAO that commercial. CHEEKSQUEEK
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LMAO THE FUCKING FACES
WHAT IS THIS
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(http://i.imgur.com/iYazw08.png)(http://i.imgur.com/gBQU5zH.png)
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Imagine the utter shock amongst Nintendo higher ups when they learned mobile gaming plebes and shareholders aren't as dumb as Nspergs.
Now they actually have to try. God help us.
Have you actually played mobile games? :what
No :doge
You should. Imagine how great portable games look on competent hardware. 8)
The most popular art styles on mobile looks like shit, though.
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(http://i.imgur.com/iYazw08.png)(http://i.imgur.com/gBQU5zH.png)
:uguu
Holy shit those will be so useful in the GAF thread. :lol
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Imagine the utter shock amongst Nintendo higher ups when they learned mobile gaming plebes and shareholders aren't as dumb as Nspergs.
Now they actually have to try. God help us.
Have you actually played mobile games? :what
No :doge
You should. Imagine how great portable games look on competent hardware. 8)
The most popular art styles on mobile looks like shit, though.
Yeah, something about them never does it for me.
art direction > technical stuff when it comes to visuals
...This isn't to say I'm okay with the weak hardware in general, especially 3DS where it's such a joke, and it really shows on releases like Smash Bros (RIP Ice Climbers, Pokemon Trainer, and several concepts) and Pokemon.
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Imagine the utter shock amongst Nintendo higher ups when they learned mobile gaming plebes and shareholders aren't as dumb as Nspergs.
Now they actually have to try. God help us.
Have you actually played mobile games? :what
No :doge
You should. Imagine how great portable games look on competent hardware. 8)
The most popular art styles on mobile looks like shit, though.
Who cares about lamestream gaming tho