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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Barry Egan on November 02, 2015, 12:38:54 AM

Title: I just had the best kickstarter idea
Post by: Barry Egan on November 02, 2015, 12:38:54 AM

Why not make computer screens out of the lights they use for fake sun tanning?  That way instead of looking pasty white, people will look really good by staring at the computer screen all day.

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Title: Re: I just had the best kickstarter idea
Post by: Shaka Khan on November 02, 2015, 12:54:20 AM

I like the way you're thinking, but how are you going to control the tan level? I know ya'll will look Zwarte Piet after Fallout 4 is released.

Title: Re: I just had the best kickstarter idea
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 02, 2015, 08:10:02 AM

I like it.   Then we can separate the idiots from the rest of us by seeing if they are blind or not.  An IQ test for the 21st century.   

Title: Re: I just had the best kickstarter idea
Post by: chronovore on November 02, 2015, 08:39:46 AM

Only the clowns with those three-monitor setups will actually have an even tan. Everyone else will look like they've fallen asleep at the beach.

Title: Re: I just had the best kickstarter idea
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 02, 2015, 08:46:45 AM

You calling me a clown chrono?

Title: Re: I just had the best kickstarter idea
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 02, 2015, 09:04:23 AM

I wouldn't have kissed a girl after fistful has kissed her. 

Title: Re: I just had the best kickstarter idea
Post by: nudemacusers on November 02, 2015, 09:04:28 AM

 what is your solution for potential gamer shirt tan lines?   :doge

Title: Re: I just had the best kickstarter idea
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 02, 2015, 10:50:18 AM

My right hand is going to be a lot tanner than my left hand....

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lol masturbation lol

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Title: Re: I just had the best kickstarter idea
Post by: Rufus on November 02, 2015, 12:13:13 PM

Tanning LCD tan? One word: cancer.

Then again, people might go blind before that. So, sell sunglasses alongside.

Title: Re: I just had the best kickstarter idea
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 02, 2015, 12:14:22 PM

Someone already made a blindness comment in here Rufus, and that person was me. 

Title: Re: I just had the best kickstarter idea
Post by: Rufus on November 02, 2015, 12:29:12 PM

Are you asking for a like?

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I skim, sue me.

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Title: Re: I just had the best kickstarter idea
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 02, 2015, 12:36:39 PM

No just pointing out someone clearly tried to get a tan before reading this thread. 

Title: Re: I just had the best kickstarter idea
Post by: Rufus on November 02, 2015, 12:48:10 PM

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Title: Re: I just had the best kickstarter idea
Post by: king of the internet on November 02, 2015, 12:51:34 PM

Pale skin > tanned skin. Coming out of winter looking like a vampire. :aah

Title: Re: I just had the best kickstarter idea
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 02, 2015, 12:56:16 PM

Let's not rathole on this blindness stuff now ... we need to lock down a feature set and plan that will get us to an MVP we can iterate on and get to product-market fit before our market window closes. If we succeed there may be time for frills like anti-blindness in future versions.

Title: Re: I just had the best kickstarter idea
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on November 02, 2015, 01:31:00 PM

Quote from: king of the internet on November 02, 2015, 12:51:34 PM

Pale skin > tanned skin. Coming out of winter looking like a vampire. :aah

Thinking PAWG stands for pale ass white girl :mouf

Title: Re: I just had the best kickstarter idea
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2015, 01:41:13 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on November 02, 2015, 12:54:20 AM

I like the way you're thinking, but how are you going to control the tan level? I know ya'll will look Zwarte Piet after Fallout 4 is released.

check your beige privilege
 :ufup

Title: Re: I just had the best kickstarter idea
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 02, 2015, 01:51:05 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 02, 2015, 12:56:16 PM

Let's not rathole on this blindness stuff now ... we need to lock down a feature set and plan that will get us to an MVP we can iterate on and get to product-market fit before our market window closes. If we succeed there may be time for frills like anti-blindness in future versions.

And if we can't solve the blindness issues we can always pivot and weaponize the thing.  You're an Iranian nuclear physicist?  Now your a blind Iranian nuclear physicist.