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Title: Favorite love positions
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 04:21:07 PM: :doge

CG is the clear winner for me. The visuals alone :lawd

but if you can't do it right it can be terrible.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 03, 2015, 04:25:13 PM: butt stuff
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 03, 2015, 04:26:59 PM: What position is the rusty trombone usually done in?
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Tasty on November 03, 2015, 04:27:26 PM: Love has nothing to do with it. :doge
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 03, 2015, 04:28:40 PM: Advanced missionary. Girlfriend is super flexible, so yeah.

Really thats the best way for me to get going and finish. When she's on top, thats mostly for her pleasure. Don't get much out of it.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 03, 2015, 04:30:55 PM: Doggie, the way that booty keeps pressure on your dick :lawd all day
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 03, 2015, 04:32:11 PM: A couple are good for different reasons.

If i'm picking based on comfort and still getting off: side.

Quote from: BrandNew on November 03, 2015, 04:28:40 PM
Really thats the best way for me to get going and finish. When she's on top, thats mostly for her pleasure. Don't get much out of it.

Have her lean over or lay down on you and start moving.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 04:35:55 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on November 03, 2015, 04:28:40 PM
Advanced missionary. Girlfriend is super flexible, so yeah.

That's my #2. Plus it's a good way to blow a chick's mind, if she hasn't done a lot of stuff.

"oh he's setting up for missionary, how inventive
:goty2

...wait wut
:leon
:preach "
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: nudemacusers on November 03, 2015, 04:49:34 PM: What if you just want to cuddle :uguu
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 03, 2015, 04:56:44 PM: Quote from: Shadow Mod on November 03, 2015, 04:32:11 PM
A couple are good for different reasons.

If i'm picking based on comfort and still getting off: side.

Quote from: BrandNew on November 03, 2015, 04:28:40 PM
Really thats the best way for me to get going and finish. When she's on top, thats mostly for her pleasure. Don't get much out of it.

Have her lean over or lay down on you and start moving.

or just grab her and hold her tight while you pound upwards

am i right here
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 05:03:34 PM: I see you Cajole.
:uguu

granted I prefer when she's doing the work, with me pounding once she gets tired or whatever.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Atramental on November 03, 2015, 05:35:02 PM: I read the title as "favorite love potions" instead of "favorite love positions". :doge
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 03, 2015, 05:36:10 PM: Quote from: Pallando on November 03, 2015, 05:35:02 PM
I read the title as "favorite love potions" instead of "favorite love positions". :doge

Okay Bill Cosby. :doge
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Tasty on November 03, 2015, 05:38:42 PM: Quote from: Pallando on November 03, 2015, 05:35:02 PM
I read the title as "favorite love potions" instead of "favorite love positions". :doge

No. 9 is my favorite. :doge
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 05:40:05 PM: Tasty, is cowgirl possible with dudes?
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Tasty on November 03, 2015, 05:41:41 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 05:40:05 PM
Tasty, is cowgirl possible with dudes?

:iface
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 05:44:38 PM: we all know I created this thread to ask gay sex questions.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Tasty on November 03, 2015, 05:45:58 PM: Why wouldn't it be possible? (http://i.imgur.com/5QwOkQe.png)
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 06:01:22 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 03, 2015, 05:45:58 PM
Why wouldn't it be possible? (http://i.imgur.com/5QwOkQe.png)

Angles, I don't know. I'm trying to start a dialogue here.

guess the bore would rather talk about GAF :goty
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: nudemacusers on November 03, 2015, 06:13:52 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 03, 2015, 05:45:58 PM
Why wouldn't it be possible? (http://i.imgur.com/5QwOkQe.png)
But where does the penis go? :o
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Tasty on November 03, 2015, 06:24:57 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 06:01:22 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 03, 2015, 05:45:58 PM
Why wouldn't it be possible? (http://i.imgur.com/5QwOkQe.png)

Angles, I don't know. I'm trying to start a dialogue here.

guess the bore would rather talk about GAF :goty

It's perfectly possible and one of my more favored positions. :nsfw talk, but when you lean down as Cajole said, the friction is great on your partner's chest. Got off a few times hands-free from that. :doge
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Kara on November 03, 2015, 06:37:16 PM: Wheelbarrow. If she can't dead lift her own weight she's not fit to receive my genetic material.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: toku on November 03, 2015, 06:48:00 PM: :dead
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: nudemacusers on November 03, 2015, 06:57:31 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 03, 2015, 06:24:57 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 06:01:22 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 03, 2015, 05:45:58 PM
Why wouldn't it be possible? (http://i.imgur.com/5QwOkQe.png)

Angles, I don't know. I'm trying to start a dialogue here.

guess the bore would rather talk about GAF :goty

It's perfectly possible and one of my more favored positions. :nsfw talk, but when you lean down as Cajole said, the friction is great on your partner's chest. Got off a few times hands-free from that. :doge
:leon this sounds very efficient. Might have to look into this.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 06:59:05 PM: No votes for reg missionary. I guess Drinky isn't online :hitler
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Steve Contra on November 03, 2015, 07:05:12 PM: Depends on what mood I'm in. Best to just switch positions a bunch during :idont
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Beezy on November 03, 2015, 07:28:26 PM: Honestly thought reverse cowgirl would get more love than the regular version, but I'm not mad at the top 3. I am annoyed by the shit thread title though.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 07:29:53 PM: Quote from: Beezy on November 03, 2015, 07:28:26 PM
Honestly thought reverse cowgirl would get more love than the regular version, but I'm not mad at the top 3. I am annoyed by the shit thread title though.

Trying not to offend our sponsors. :doge
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Beezy on November 03, 2015, 07:45:06 PM: Sorry, I forgot sex is a bad word in 'murca.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 03, 2015, 07:52:02 PM: Cowgirl and reverse cowgirl are great, but doggystyle tho

:lawd
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Kara on November 04, 2015, 02:36:14 AM: SRS review time

Regular Missionary - you're a depraved sex fiend, how do you even look at yourself in the mirror?

Advanced Missionary - too scared to go full missionary, basically the diet soda with calories (like Diet Dew iirc) of sexuality

Doggystyle - prosaic but timeless, just like your ancestors did when they raped and / or pillaged neighborhood villages

Cowgirl - you're lazy as fuck and too trusting of other people, likely hold a part-time minimum wage job

Sidefucking - you watch too much pornography marketed as being for women when it's really not (e.g. Passion-HD)

Reverse Cowgirl - same as cowgirl, but you can't stand to look the person you trust too much in the eyes, so you're lazy, have trust issues, and you're a coward

Side Hugging - an Evilbore conceit

Dry humping (GAFer option) - LDS or exotic dancer, possibly both

Fucking While Standing Up (all variations) - congratulations on having sexuality informed by Cinemax adult programming

Waiting For Virtual Reality Before Deciding (Wizard option) - you laugh but do you think EVE Valkyrie is going to move Oculus Rifts
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 04, 2015, 02:38:19 AM: Excellent.

Now, assign every position a Blossom character.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Oblivion on November 04, 2015, 03:19:29 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 06:59:05 PM
No votes for reg missionary. I guess Drinky isn't online :hitler

I voted that and advanced missionary.

Sometimes the old standbys work just fine.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: T-Short on November 04, 2015, 04:16:39 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 06:59:05 PM
No votes for reg missionary. I guess Drinky isn't online :hitler

No sidehug option
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 04, 2015, 07:11:08 AM: Nothing wrong with doing multiple positions, especially as after a few minutes, it gets boring anyway.

Doggystyle works best for me but I'm open to whatever generally.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Mupepe on November 04, 2015, 08:29:12 AM: Is sidefucking the spoon position? I don't know what you kids call shit nowadays. But right after cowgirl that's my favorite. The shape the tits take when she's on her side. Grabbing a nipple while they bounce as you fuck. Legs spread finger on the clit. :lawd And you still get the ass pressure on your dick like when you're fucking doggy style.

Cowgirl is good for all the reasons everyone knows. I feel like sidefucking is a good secret if the dude knows what he's doing.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 04, 2015, 08:59:42 AM: Quote from: Mupepe on November 04, 2015, 08:29:12 AM
Is sidefucking the spoon position? I don't know what you kids call shit nowadays. But right after cowgirl that's my favorite. The shape the tits take when she's on her side. Grabbing a nipple while they bounce as you fuck. Legs spread finger on the clit. :lawd And you still get the ass pressure on your dick like when you're fucking doggy style.

Cowgirl is good for all the reasons everyone knows. I feel like sidefucking is a good secret if the dude knows what he's doing.

I thought side fucking was just what Drinky does when he wants to get kinky?
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: kick51 on November 04, 2015, 09:47:26 AM: Lateral coital - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lateral_coital_position

actually kinda difficult to get going, but worth it. there's zero resistance, girl gets wet as hell, it's awesome.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 05:40:05 PM
Tasty, is cowgirl possible with dudes?

meatspin brah
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: demi on November 04, 2015, 10:01:30 AM: PD getting thirsty again
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 04, 2015, 10:20:16 AM: One leg up
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Rufus on November 04, 2015, 11:09:56 AM: Quote from: kick51 on November 04, 2015, 09:47:26 AM
Lateral coital - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lateral_coital_position

actually kinda difficult to get going, but worth it. there's zero resistance, girl gets wet as hell, it's awesome.
:ohhh
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 04, 2015, 12:01:59 PM: Quote from: demi on November 04, 2015, 10:01:30 AM
PD getting thirsty again

Someone better warn the dollar store girls cause PD needs to drink.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on November 04, 2015, 01:06:14 PM: Doggystyle, advanced missionary, reverse cowgirl - yup, I'm an assman.

Boobs are great, but I love a fat shapely donk :mouf

Downward dog is good too:

(http://i.imgur.com/QJ2OFQU.jpg)
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Kara on November 04, 2015, 01:10:19 PM: Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 04, 2015, 02:38:19 AM
Excellent.

Now, assign every position a Blossom character.

Missionary - pops

Advanced Missionary - Six

Doggystyle - Buzz

Cowgirl - Joey

Sidefucking - Blossom's college boyfriend who dumped her

Reverse Cowgirl - Blossom

Side Hugging - pop star dream Blossom

Dry Humping - private school Blossom

Fucking While Standing Up (all variations) - the English teacher that was like so dreamy

Waiting For Virtual Reality Before Deciding (Wizard option) - the combined cast of the Blossom multiverse excluding Earth-0 Blossom's cast from the pilot
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Mupepe on November 04, 2015, 06:58:55 PM: Quote from: Swishercrat on November 04, 2015, 01:06:14 PM
Doggystyle, advanced missionary, reverse cowgirl - yup, I'm an assman.

Boobs are great, but I love a fat shapely donk :mouf

Downward dog is good too:

(http://i.imgur.com/QJ2OFQU.jpg)
Oh god that's a good one too.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Beezy on November 04, 2015, 07:23:51 PM: Good? It's godly, especially if she unexpectedly throws dat ass in a circle. :preach :nintendo :noah :aah
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Mr. Nobody on November 04, 2015, 07:29:58 PM: Quote from: Beezy on November 04, 2015, 07:23:51 PM
Good? It's godly, especially if she unexpectedly throws dat ass in a circle. :preach :nintendo :noah :aah

:lawd
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: nudemacusers on November 04, 2015, 07:46:48 PM: before I answer;

pregnant vs not pregnant? :quark
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Beezy on November 04, 2015, 08:06:37 PM: I'm jealous.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 04, 2015, 08:11:15 PM: Quote from: Beezy on November 04, 2015, 07:23:51 PM
Good? It's godly, especially if she unexpectedly throws dat ass in a circle. :preach :nintendo :noah :aah

(http://i.imgur.com/8XmoiXS.gif)
whew
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: thisismyusername on November 04, 2015, 08:44:55 PM: Quote from: kick51 on November 04, 2015, 09:47:26 AM
Lateral coital - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lateral_coital_position

actually kinda difficult to get going, but worth it. there's zero resistance, girl gets wet as hell, it's awesome.

That looks awesome.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Oblivion on November 05, 2015, 02:35:39 AM: Quote from: Swishercrat on November 04, 2015, 01:06:14 PM
Doggystyle, advanced missionary, reverse cowgirl - yup, I'm an assman.

Boobs are great, but I love a fat shapely donk :mouf

Downward dog is good too:

(http://i.imgur.com/QJ2OFQU.jpg)

Uh...sorry, but what is the girl lying on?
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Beezy on November 05, 2015, 07:42:45 AM: A folded up pillow or blanket. Not really necessary if she has a big/nice ass.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 05, 2015, 10:48:40 PM: It isn't a team game Wrath.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Tasty on November 06, 2015, 12:25:02 AM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 05, 2015, 10:48:40 PM
It isn't a team game Wrath.

You bet your sweet, fine ass it is.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on November 06, 2015, 02:59:34 AM: Voted doggy style cuz duh, but planning your sex moves out is weird
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on November 06, 2015, 12:29:29 PM: Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on November 06, 2015, 09:23:06 AM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 05, 2015, 10:48:40 PM
It isn't a team game Wrath.

I love tits as much as any red blooded straight male. But when it comes to sex ass is always superior. You almost always have a better time with a girl with a nice booty over a girl with a nice rack.

Small titties are kind of endearing too sometimes.

If you have to make a compromise on one or the other, the better combo is almost always:

Itty bittys with an ass > big boobs with a pancake ass.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 06, 2015, 04:27:02 PM: Doggie style or bitch on top like every other black man in existence.

Also

Ass > tits

Loud > quiet

Daddy's issues > Catholic
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on November 06, 2015, 04:35:24 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 06, 2015, 04:27:02 PM
Daddy's issues > Catholic
from personal experience, these aren't mutually exclusive
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: brawndolicious on November 06, 2015, 05:50:55 PM: I don't have much to offer here but I think everyone at least secretly wants to be on their backs. Just chilling and letting them do what they want so you don't have to make these faces: :anhuld :drake :quark
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 06, 2015, 11:46:53 PM: Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on November 06, 2015, 04:35:24 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 06, 2015, 04:27:02 PM
Daddy's issues > Catholic
from personal experience, these aren't mutually exclusive

Mary was a single mother after all :doge
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on November 07, 2015, 12:24:35 AM: she was also a Jew...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:ohhh
[close]
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 07, 2015, 03:31:01 AM: should I do a New Model version of this thread
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: chronovore on November 07, 2015, 05:10:00 AM: Quote from: Oblivion on November 05, 2015, 02:35:39 AM
Quote from: Swishercrat on November 04, 2015, 01:06:14 PM
Doggystyle, advanced missionary, reverse cowgirl - yup, I'm an assman.

Boobs are great, but I love a fat shapely donk :mouf

Downward dog is good too:

(http://i.imgur.com/QJ2OFQU.jpg)

Uh...sorry, but what is the girl lying on?

It's a pillow for most Boritos, but Father Mike uses a midget in a sack.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: kick51 on November 08, 2015, 03:58:14 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 06, 2015, 04:27:02 PM
Daddy's issues > Catholic

i was fwbs with a girl who was reformed catholic and whose father had died when she was little...she was just a big ball of indecision, but a great fuck.
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 08, 2015, 04:03:58 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 07, 2015, 03:31:01 AM
should I do a New Model version of this thread

No
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 08, 2015, 06:20:11 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 08, 2015, 04:03:58 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 07, 2015, 03:31:01 AM
should I do a New Model version of this thread

No

WRONG ANSWER
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on November 09, 2015, 10:32:08 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 06, 2015, 11:46:53 PM
Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on November 06, 2015, 04:35:24 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 06, 2015, 04:27:02 PM
Daddy's issues > Catholic
from personal experience, these aren't mutually exclusive

Mary was a single mother after all :doge
tfw you realize Joseph was history's first cuckold
Title: Re: Favorite love positions
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 09, 2015, 10:35:43 AM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 08, 2015, 06:20:11 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 08, 2015, 04:03:58 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 07, 2015, 03:31:01 AM
should I do a New Model version of this thread

No

WRONG ANSWER
so...yes?