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Title: Favorite positions
Post by: Kara on November 04, 2015, 09:37:30 PM
Sitz-Chairman

A sitz-chairman (зиц-председатель in Russian) is a strawman chairman of a going concern. The title is a bilingual Russian-Yiddish pun. The Yiddish word "sitzen" means "to sit," which in Russian connotes "doing time". Also "Sitz" has legal meanings similar to the English "seat". The sole function of a Sitz-Chairman was to do prison time when a going concern was wound up by the authorities for being a criminal enterprise.

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Title: Re: Favorite positions
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 04, 2015, 10:45:38 PM
butt stuff
Title: Re: Favorite positions
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 04, 2015, 10:48:34 PM
That's not a position, Joe, it is an act.  Please read my 21 page undergrad essay for the Philosophy of Sexuality entitled 'Anal Ontology'
Title: Re: Favorite positions
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 04, 2015, 10:52:09 PM
Senior Vice Butt Stuff
Title: Re: Favorite positions
Post by: Tasty on November 04, 2015, 11:05:56 PM
The funny guy at the party
Title: Re: Favorite positions
Post by: bluemax on November 04, 2015, 11:51:42 PM
I would like to be a C-Class employee. If only because that is a term I had never heard until I was reading something about startups the other day.
Title: Re: Favorite positions
Post by: Kara on November 05, 2015, 12:08:18 AM
Quote from: bluemax on November 04, 2015, 11:51:42 PM
I would like to be a C-Class employee. If only because that is a term I had never heard until I was reading something about startups the other day.

Max you shouldn't settle for anything less than a Mercedes-Benz E Class. You're worth it.
Title: Re: Favorite positions
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 05, 2015, 12:48:57 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 04, 2015, 11:05:56 PM
The funny guy at the party

Better than the guy who brings his guitar to the party.
Title: Re: Favorite positions
Post by: Steve Contra on November 05, 2015, 12:13:15 PM
I want to be a COO so people can say "Steve?  He's p. coo imo"
Title: Re: Favorite positions
Post by: chronovore on November 05, 2015, 10:26:06 PM
Lounging in a tub.