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Title: Blessed be this day that our lord god gave us free tacobell crunchwraps
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 05, 2015, 11:19:26 AM
:rejoice
Title: Re: Blessed be this day that our lord god gave us free tacobell crunchwraps
Post by: Kara on November 05, 2015, 11:22:51 AM
In Game 1 of the World Series, Lorenzo Cain stole a base. But really, he stole breakfast for all of America.

Son, one day you'll realize that baseball has a right way to be played.
Title: Re: Blessed be this day that our lord god gave us free tacobell crunchwraps
Post by: nudemacusers on November 05, 2015, 11:26:16 AM
the bell would never give me bacteria poisoning :usacry
Title: Re: Blessed be this day that our lord god gave us free tacobell crunchwraps
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 05, 2015, 11:33:26 AM
Nope. Not waiting 30 minutes in line for a piece of food that was hurriedly prepared by an overworked teenager.

 :gloomy
 :gloomy
Title: Re: Blessed be this day that our lord god gave us free tacobell crunchwraps
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 05, 2015, 03:18:00 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on November 05, 2015, 11:33:26 AM
Nope. Not waiting 30 minutes in line for a piece of food that was hurriedly prepared by an overworked teenager.

 :gloomy
 :gloomy

Why do you hate America so much???
Title: Re: Blessed be this day that our lord god gave us free tacobell crunchwraps
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 05, 2015, 03:19:06 PM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 05, 2015, 03:18:00 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on November 05, 2015, 11:33:26 AM
Nope. Not waiting 30 minutes in line for a piece of food that was hurriedly prepared by an overworked teenager.

 :gloomy
 :gloomy

Why do you hate America so much???

Freedom isn't free (but Crunchwraps are).
Title: Re: Blessed be this day that our lord god gave us free tacobell crunchwraps
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 05, 2015, 03:19:59 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on November 05, 2015, 11:33:26 AM
Nope. Not waiting 30 minutes in line for a piece of food that was hurriedly prepared by an overworked teenager.

 :gloomy
 :gloomy

 :gurl
Title: Re: Blessed be this day that our lord god gave us free tacobell crunchwraps
Post by: bluemax on November 05, 2015, 04:29:40 PM
I ate one for breakfast, drove through the drive thru with no issues.

Washed it all down with Mountain Dew Kickstarter.

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Title: Re: Blessed be this day that our lord god gave us free tacobell crunchwraps
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 05, 2015, 04:42:41 PM
I don't live close enough to a TB to go there for breakfast, so I had to make do with a convenience store breakfast burrito and two Monster Ultras (they were BOGO). #NotSureIfStruggleOrTriumph
Title: Re: Blessed be this day that our lord god gave us free tacobell crunchwraps
Post by: Steve Contra on November 05, 2015, 04:55:17 PM
Is the acronym BOGO the perfect summation of our age?  Will it be the title of Karakand's great American novel about a broken Communist corporate accountant hopelessly addicted to Mio energy and unable to find love wading through the wreckage of Obama's America?
Title: Re: Blessed be this day that our lord god gave us free tacobell crunchwraps
Post by: Kara on November 05, 2015, 07:08:27 PM
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spoiler (click to show/hide)
You forgot that it'd be written in Esperanto.
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Title: Re: Blessed be this day that our lord god gave us free tacobell crunchwraps
Post by: Steve Contra on November 05, 2015, 07:10:16 PM
I refuse to acknowledge Esperanto
Title: Re: Blessed be this day that our lord god gave us free tacobell crunchwraps
Post by: Brehvolution on November 05, 2015, 08:31:19 PM
Got mine. :jawalrus