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Title: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 08, 2015, 03:00:46 PM
....around the world!

Now that Spectre has killed the franchise and Daniel Craig has been forced to retire in shame, I think it's time for a dark, gritty James Bond Jr. reboot. Who would you cast in the title role? I think either Benedict Cumberbatch's son or Idris Elba's son should star.
Title: Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
Post by: nudemacusers on November 08, 2015, 03:09:58 PM
a gay guy. boypussy galore :rejoice
Title: Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 08, 2015, 03:11:35 PM
I think CGI baby Bond voiced by Vin Diesel. 
Title: Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
Post by: Oblivion on November 08, 2015, 03:22:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoWexi-DWFQ

:bow
Title: Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
Post by: Kara on November 08, 2015, 03:25:08 PM
Raza Jaffrey, whom I know you Ameriplebs know cuz he was on some shitty American show recently. Homeland?
Title: Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
Post by: mormapope on November 08, 2015, 03:27:45 PM
(http://cdn.watchloud.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/shia-labeouf-600.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
Title: Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
Post by: mormapope on November 08, 2015, 03:30:32 PM
Forcing Shia to do a British accent  :lawd
The rage over casting him :lawd
Bond being a squirrelly, unstable dude  :lawd
Title: Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
Post by: benjipwns on November 08, 2015, 03:50:43 PM
Ben Carson
Title: Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 08, 2015, 04:38:14 PM
Ben Carson

I hear he was already offered the roll instead of Timothy Dalton but turned it down because he knew medicine was what he wanted to do.
Title: Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
Post by: Tasty on November 08, 2015, 06:03:46 PM
Didn't read that as "scum" at first :phil
Title: Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
Post by: thisismyusername on November 08, 2015, 06:15:16 PM
a gay guy. boypussy galore :rejoice

I wouldn't mind this. A 20-something gay James Bond that breaks the gay stereotypes (read: FLAMING GURLLLLLLLL) would be a good reboot property.

That said, I haven't seen Spectre yet. So the backlash against Craig and his run is a bit confusing. Casino Royale wasn't bad. Quantum was bad but only because they never got around to explaining Quantum/evil mega-group. Skyrim--er--"Skyfall" was pretty good and a good exit for Dench while being a character study piece for Craig's Bond. I'm expecting middle-to-good for Spectre.
Title: Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
Post by: chronovore on November 08, 2015, 06:40:12 PM
I'd love to see Elba doing this, but considering casting Craig as a blonde Bond was considered controversial, I doubt they'll choose Elba despite his exceptional presence, acting chops, and charisma.
Title: Re: James Bond Jr. chases scum....
Post by: thisismyusername on November 08, 2015, 06:45:03 PM
I'd love to see Elba doing this, but considering casting Craig as a blonde Bond was considered controversial, I doubt they'll choose Elba despite his exceptional presence, acting chops, and charisma.

Brosnan isn't opposed to it. He supported it earlier this year. But I fee like Elba is a little old for taking the reigns of Craig's Bond. I'd love for them to just reference multiple Bonds/personalities like that "reboot" Book that changed Bond from Fleming's vision into someone that was born in 1970 and went through first Invasion of Iraq.