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Title: Confessions thread
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 17, 2015, 01:35:30 AM
Post your confessions itt
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 17, 2015, 01:36:27 AM
I bought a storm trooper onesie for Halloween, didn't wear it out, have been wearing to bed
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Yulwei on November 17, 2015, 06:37:24 AM
i think taco bell sucks
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on November 17, 2015, 07:18:50 AM
Sometimes when looking a my copy of ni no kuni, I wish I had bought the version of Ni No Kuni with the plush doll.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: toku on November 17, 2015, 07:19:43 AM
I am okay with a coservative amount of mayonnaise on a sandwhich.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Yulwei on November 17, 2015, 07:31:42 AM
toku has good taste in condiments
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 17, 2015, 07:41:57 AM
I've never seen Chinatown
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Kara on November 17, 2015, 08:09:35 AM
Once in Catholic school I went to Confession.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 17, 2015, 08:11:53 AM
I farted in the elevator this morning. To my defense it was 6:03am and I didn't expect it to get to my floor and see 4 people waiting to get on. I casually blamed our IT guy.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 17, 2015, 08:21:10 AM
I'm pretty much perfect, except for the compulsive lying.

Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: king of the internet on November 17, 2015, 01:20:11 PM
I've never sucked a cock.  :(
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Mr. Nobody on November 17, 2015, 02:17:32 PM
I am okay with a coservative amount of mayonnaise on a sandwhich.

 :cac

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Mayo with the right deli meat is pretty great
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Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: T234 on November 17, 2015, 02:54:59 PM
I once threw a chair through a 10'x10' plate glass restaurant window over somebody putting mayo in my order of macaroni and cheese.


I once ate a woman's pussy out for a Klondike Bar.


I don't like Van Morrison hardly at all.


I have Jungle Fever.


This post would be A-L-O-T longer if I was on my deathbed or in a non-extradition country.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Kara on November 17, 2015, 05:01:32 PM
When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed in reentry my first thought on seeing the news was that it was so typical for the first Israeli astronaut to have died over Palestine, Texas.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: thisismyusername on November 17, 2015, 05:04:10 PM
I once ate a woman's pussy out for a Klondike Bar.

Well, I guess we now know T234's answer to "what would you do for a Klondike Bar." :doge
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 17, 2015, 06:11:28 PM
i think taco bell sucks

Liking Taco Bell in 2015 is like being a Nintendo fan in 2015: their glory days have long since passed but they still put out something halfway decent once in a while.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 17, 2015, 06:21:53 PM
Currently suffering from hemorrhoids  :-\
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 17, 2015, 06:25:17 PM
I once actually did get busy in a Burger King bathroom.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 17, 2015, 06:25:52 PM
I got in a fist fight with a beloved raider and I'd say I won.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 17, 2015, 06:26:10 PM
I like big butts and I can not lie.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Kara on November 17, 2015, 06:31:11 PM
I got in a fist fight with a beloved raider and I'd say I won.

Can't believe someone would fight Sebastian Janikowski, smh.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 17, 2015, 06:34:13 PM
I got in a fist fight with a beloved raider and I'd say I won.

Can't believe someone would fight Sebastian Janikowski, smh.

He would kick my ass. Don't fuck with that dude, he's a nut I hear.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 17, 2015, 06:35:36 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22475988/32026843

:badass
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Kara on November 17, 2015, 06:52:20 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22475988/32026843

:badass

:snoop why seabass why
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on November 17, 2015, 07:47:50 PM
I pronounced 'indicted' phonetically until like a year and a half ago  :picard
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 17, 2015, 07:52:17 PM
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Brehvolution on November 17, 2015, 08:37:08 PM
My son was  way more excited for Fallout 4 than I was.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 17, 2015, 09:42:10 PM
No.
 :brazilcry

No more.

 :brazilcry :brazilcry :brazilcry
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Mr. Nobody on November 17, 2015, 11:28:20 PM
The only Star Wars I've seen is Episode 3.

I just don't care that much for it
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Trent Dole on November 18, 2015, 12:48:25 AM
The only Star Wars I've seen is Episode 3.

I just don't care that much for it
Well of course you don't, you've only seen one of the mediocre prequels. :teehee
I bought a storm trooper onesie for Halloween, didn't wear it out, have been wearing to bed
I got the Vader one and wear it to sleep now that it's cold as balls. Shit's comfy.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Rufus on November 18, 2015, 08:26:08 AM
The only Star Wars I've seen is Episode 3.

I just don't care that much for it
Well of course you don't, you've only seen one of the mediocre prequels. :teehee
Look at you disguising your anguish as mockery. :heh
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: tiesto on November 18, 2015, 11:55:52 AM
Part of me is morbidly curious about what a Trump presidency would be like.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: nudemacusers on November 18, 2015, 12:56:28 PM
i'm not gay
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 18, 2015, 12:59:27 PM
i'm not gay

So you still refuse to make eye contact, eh?
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: nudemacusers on November 18, 2015, 01:02:43 PM
no, I always look my victims in the eye :rash
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Kara on November 18, 2015, 01:06:07 PM
i'm not gay

Now post itt.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42216.0
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: mormapope on November 18, 2015, 01:38:14 PM
Contemplated using my brother's death as a way to fuck a chick I was infatuated with in highschool.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: nudemacusers on November 18, 2015, 01:49:28 PM
Contemplated using my brother's death as a way to fuck a chick I was infatuated with in highschool.
I don't know the specifics of this event (sorry to hear about that), but IMO if I were dead I would be disappointed if my friends/bros didn't try, however ridiculous the situation may be, to get a lay out of it.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 18, 2015, 02:00:28 PM
Yep if anyone can use my death to bang chicks, go for it.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: nudemacusers on November 18, 2015, 02:08:52 PM
Yep if anyone can use my death to bang chicks, go for it.
How does sunday work for you?
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 18, 2015, 02:13:54 PM
I'll probably be finishing off Jessica Jones that day so no. 
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Kara on November 18, 2015, 02:24:18 PM
I only know how to tie shoes bunny ear. Thank the skeins of determinism I never have to be a dad and work in a loafers industry. :whew
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: qq more on November 18, 2015, 03:04:00 PM
I like video games and I even own amiibos. :doge
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 18, 2015, 03:23:20 PM
I once owned a guns and roses album.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Tasty on November 18, 2015, 03:43:52 PM
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time. :doge
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: benjipwns on November 18, 2015, 03:47:21 PM
I pronounced 'indicted' phonetically until like a year and a half ago  :picard
"commandeered" for 2/3rds of my life
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Tasty on November 18, 2015, 03:49:46 PM
I have quite a few of those.

Matte as "matt-ay."

Ethernet as "ether-net."

There was one recently that I'm forgetting.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: nachobro on November 18, 2015, 03:51:44 PM
Ethernet as "ether-net."
Wait is that wrong?
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 18, 2015, 03:52:29 PM
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time. :doge

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scust.png)
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 18, 2015, 03:52:52 PM
I pronounced 'indicted' phonetically until like a year and a half ago  :picard
"commandeered" for 2/3rds of my life

Come on, dear.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Tasty on November 18, 2015, 03:56:02 PM
Ethernet as "ether-net."
Wait is that wrong?

Apparently it's eethernet.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Tasty on November 18, 2015, 03:56:32 PM
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time. :doge

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scust.png)

I ain't about no lightweight shit confessions, this is the real stuff. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Kara on November 18, 2015, 04:10:11 PM
I used to say gerund with an initial voiced velar stop (g) instead of a voiced palato-alveolar affricate (j). Totally feel y'all's pain.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on November 18, 2015, 04:20:18 PM
I gave Charlie Sheen HIV.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: bork on November 18, 2015, 04:56:35 PM
:dunno

I'm still a big ol' nerdy kid inside and love comics, games, animu (even the pervy shit  :doge), toys, and all that crap.  But generally can't stand being around others in real life who also like it.

Oh wait, that's like everyone else here.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: bork on November 18, 2015, 04:58:39 PM
I've never been to a 'real' music concert.  Ever.  No idea why.  Seen comedians and that's it.

I frequently miss out on big TV series that everyone else is into.  Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Game Of Thrones...never seen them.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on November 18, 2015, 05:10:41 PM
I was a fat kid growing up.

Loss the weight freshman year of high school and vowed never again.

Never been this fat(http://i.imgur.com/i2p7GVK.png?2)
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2015, 05:36:12 PM
You don't need to use your pinkies like this guy, but please fix your life, Kara

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbaHxsilsKI
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Mr. Nobody on November 18, 2015, 05:39:19 PM
I have quite a few of those.

Matte as "matt-ay."

Ethernet as "ether-net."

There was one recently that I'm forgetting.

I used to say "para-dig-em" as a youth  :goty2
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Kara on November 18, 2015, 05:55:41 PM
It makes me livid when someone uses "write-off" to mean "deduction". Like I hate the :umad smiley, but I'm pretty much screaming internally when this happens.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: toku on November 18, 2015, 06:05:12 PM
no, I always look my victims in the eye :rash

it's not gay if the balls don't touch
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: king of the internet on November 18, 2015, 06:38:34 PM
I was a fat kid growing up.

Loss the weight freshman year of high school and vowed never again.

Never been this fat(http://i.imgur.com/i2p7GVK.png?2)

How much do you weigh? BMI? Need details so I can feel better about myself. ???
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: nudemacusers on November 18, 2015, 07:12:04 PM
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time. :doge
worst so far tbh
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 18, 2015, 07:21:23 PM
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time. :doge
I know a lot about confessions. But this is terrible.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: brawndolicious on November 18, 2015, 07:33:06 PM
I used to insist that it was pronounced why-kee-pedia.

I suffer from masticaphobia, which means I can't stand the sound of people chewing.

I love Basshunter and other euro trash dance music. Not ashamed of that.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Atramental on November 18, 2015, 07:37:49 PM
The Bore is my confession thread.  :doge
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Steve Contra on November 18, 2015, 07:48:29 PM
Don't know what to confess, there's so many embarrassing things

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But non more embarrassing than that Evanescence one :kobeyuck
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Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 18, 2015, 07:57:58 PM
...last date I went on (about a month and a half ago) went really well, went back to her place... and then, for the first time in my life, *IT* didn't work. It's like, motherfucker, YOU HAVE ONE JOB.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 18, 2015, 08:42:44 PM
You're old; its ok.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 18, 2015, 08:49:14 PM
As soon as I'm not tired I'ma get up and whip the shit out of you, Arvie.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: brawndolicious on November 18, 2015, 08:51:56 PM
 :lol I think maybe you were just tipsy or super anxious. The one time I couldn't finish was with a super hot chick while I was pretty drunk and a bit intimidated.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 18, 2015, 08:54:37 PM
Save your whip for the ladies, dude. 
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on November 18, 2015, 09:11:56 PM
I was a fat kid growing up.

Loss the weight freshman year of high school and vowed never again.

Never been this fat(http://i.imgur.com/i2p7GVK.png?2)

How much do you weigh? BMI? Need details so I can feel better about myself. ???

My BMI says I'm obese. Gained 60 lbs in 2 years (http://i.imgur.com/SxpZ11B.png?1)

Was swole before I blew up so thankfully I don't look as fat as I sound.

Back on my keto-amphetamine diet and have been losing weight steadily.

Also entitled to a MFF threesome as a reward for hitting my goal weight :hump

Having been too skinny before, being fat is definitely worse.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 18, 2015, 09:34:58 PM
numerous people on this website have seen my penis

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one irl  :teehee
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Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Tasty on November 18, 2015, 10:51:38 PM
Atra I see you liking those anti-Evanescence posts :doge

I know you're a self hating fan just like me :doge

Come clean (:teehee) breh :doge
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 18, 2015, 10:54:28 PM
numerous people on this website have seen my penis

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one irl  :teehee
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"Tasty Meat likes this"

Hrmmm...wonder who that borian could possibly be...:doge
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Tasty on November 18, 2015, 10:56:51 PM
Actually I was hoping liking that post would be enough for him to send it to me. :doge
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Samson Manhug on November 18, 2015, 11:00:25 PM
Do we still swap nudes or are those days over?
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Tasty on November 19, 2015, 01:44:18 AM
Haha.

I didn't really discover The Killers until way later though, and I think their latest album is their best yet.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: nudemacusers on November 19, 2015, 01:50:43 AM
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time. :doge

Evanescence, The Killers, Pokemon and Joss Whedon? You really are 14.
Forever a cool young dude :rejoice
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on November 19, 2015, 01:57:12 AM
I've never been to a 'real' music concert.  Ever.  No idea why.

No joke, being privvy to a motherfucker like this seeing their first show can be the best thing ever
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 19, 2015, 02:06:03 AM
I buy fruit snacks and eat them.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Brehvolution on November 20, 2015, 10:13:42 AM
I still know the words to To Hell with the Devil, but now I find them funny as shit.  :neogaf
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Kara on November 20, 2015, 10:24:44 AM
Every time I see a GMC Acadia I remember that the first time I saw one in person was in Quebec and sensibly chuckle at that.
 
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: bork on November 20, 2015, 12:04:24 PM
Taco Bell is not decent Mexico food.  I'm not even sure if it qualifies as "food."  :doge

Sorry bros.
 :idont
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: nachobro on November 20, 2015, 12:19:29 PM
Ead ufgt bish
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 20, 2015, 12:38:10 PM
Taco Bell is not decent Mexico food.  I'm not even sure if it qualifies as "food."  :doge

Sorry bros.
 :idont

Pls ban yourself, non-believer. K thx.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 20, 2015, 01:00:50 PM
Taco Bell is not decent Mexico food.  I'm not even sure if it qualifies as "food."  :doge

Sorry bros.
 :idont
:bolo
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Brehvolution on November 20, 2015, 01:26:15 PM
Taco Bell is not decent Mexico food.  I'm not even sure if it qualifies as "food."  :doge

Sorry bros.
 :idont

Reported
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: bork on November 20, 2015, 01:37:55 PM
:point
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Positive Touch on November 20, 2015, 02:01:39 PM
I once owned a guns and roses album.

I used to listen to a lot of icp
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: bork on November 20, 2015, 02:24:29 PM
I used to listen to a lot of icp

 :donot :foxx :what :crazy :cac :busta :flabbypd :brazilcry :noooo :goty
 :dayum :oreilly :mindblown :leon :comeon :beli :larry :kobeyuck :holeup :goty2
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 20, 2015, 02:26:35 PM
I once owned a guns and roses album.

I used to listen to a lot of icp

I said Woot Woot
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Positive Touch on November 20, 2015, 03:00:48 PM
:shrug I grew up in an area with a lot of hillbillies and icp had a bunch of songs about violently killing them

plz don't shun me guys
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 20, 2015, 03:03:49 PM
I once owned a guns and roses album.

I used to listen to a lot of icp

Goodwill kept having ICP shirts every time I went, so I bought them for TD and he wears them.

Every once and a while someone makes a comment. The best was some dude came up to him in a bar and asked if he actually liked ICP, he didn't say anything. For those of you unfamiliar with his stats, TD is 6'6 and 240 lbs. Silence starts killing the dude and he starts looking scared, apologizes and hurries off.  :sabu
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 20, 2015, 03:07:13 PM
No one ever tries shit with him, they always just say "whoa you're fucking tall, how tall are you bro."
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Tasty on November 20, 2015, 03:17:38 PM
Wait you're still with TD??

(http://i.imgur.com/spiuQHf.gif)

Congrats bae.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 20, 2015, 03:21:36 PM
Yah going on 4 years in a little over a month  :o
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Tasty on November 20, 2015, 03:23:20 PM
Yah going on 4 years in a little over a month  :o

:bow
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Rufus on November 20, 2015, 03:35:23 PM
The hair adds a couple extra inches.  :shh

Well, proivided he still has big hair.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 20, 2015, 03:36:43 PM
The hair adds a couple extra inches.  :shh

Well, proivided he still has big hair.

Yup, hasn't been cut in a while, at its maximum poof it probably takes him up to 7 ft.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Kara on November 20, 2015, 03:54:17 PM
Used ICP shirts as a gag gift. :dead
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Huff on November 20, 2015, 09:53:37 PM
had two beers with dinner and am drunk. i remember when i used to be a champ

now i'm already regretting the hangover i'll have tomorrow
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Huff on November 20, 2015, 09:58:12 PM
also pumpkin beer tastes like pumpkin

and shit
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: T234 on November 21, 2015, 01:15:10 PM
I got myself re-addicted to videogames.

Current Obsession? Advance Wars on GBA.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 21, 2015, 01:45:35 PM
That's a good addiction.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Kara on November 21, 2015, 06:45:03 PM
Somewhere on a firewire external hard drive there's a film school film that includes a scene in a video store where I pop up from the other side of a shelf with a copy of the creatively titled pornographic film The Sapornos and interrupt a conversation about the merits of color film processes with the non sequitur, "I like black and white!" (As far as film school films go this was excruciatingly film school.)
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 21, 2015, 07:00:43 PM
Pretty sure I have a serious eating disorder. 
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: chronovore on November 21, 2015, 07:14:35 PM
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time. :doge
Is this a confession? Shit, I gotta confess, too. I not only like Fallen, I also really enjoy the follow-up album with everyone-except-Amy-Lee, We Are The Fallen.

Ethernet as "ether-net."
Wait is that wrong?
So, wait, you were pronouncing it as "eh-ther-net"?

I got myself re-addicted to videogames.

Current Obsession? Advance Wars on GBA.
That's a badass game. Don't post triumphs in the confession thread.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Tasty on November 21, 2015, 08:54:23 PM
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time. :doge
Is this a confession? Shit, I gotta confess, too. I not only like Fallen, I also really enjoy the follow-up album with everyone-except-Amy-Lee, We Are The Fallen.

(http://media0ch-a.akamaihd.net/97/52/f63296bcf4b28f5306b73959f356333a.gif)

The Open Door wasn't bad, but yeah, it was sorely missing Moody. Never had the desire to look up his other stuff though, oddly.

Ethernet as "ether-net."
Wait is that wrong?
So, wait, you were pronouncing it as "eh-ther-net"?

Yeah... :'(
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 21, 2015, 08:58:37 PM
Jesus it's like muddling in the failure to grow field here.

Your tears taste like pink skittles.

Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Tasty on November 21, 2015, 09:08:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/z8EkZdX.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5anLPw0Efmo

:preach
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: bork on November 22, 2015, 06:03:31 PM
:shrug I grew up in an area with a lot of hillbillies and icp had a bunch of songs about violently killing them

plz don't shun me guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5_SmM4einE
 :doge
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Kara on November 22, 2015, 07:36:07 PM
At Subway today some poor schlep retail wage slave technically got there before I did, but they were futzing around on their phone and generally appeared clueless so I cut in and ordered even though by the maxim "to each according to their need" I shouldn't have because some 40 something ponce at the retail work camp was likely counting the seconds of the schlep's break since we all know an undisciplined labor force is really what's killing brick and mortar retail while I'm just working because I can.

Then the schlep ordered and fucked up at every possible stage, even pronouncing parmesan like a fucking redneck, and I felt completely fine with what I'd done.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Shaka Khan on November 22, 2015, 07:41:12 PM
I rented DBZ Battle of the Gods on Vudu today. #DoubleWhammy.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 22, 2015, 10:09:29 PM
I've gained a greater appreciation for big asses as I've gotten older.  I will always love big tits more but I just am starting to appreciate big asses, maybe in the past 1-2 years.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: bork on November 22, 2015, 10:35:10 PM
I've gained a greater appreciation for big asses as I've gotten older.  I will always love big tits more but I just am starting to appreciate big asses, maybe in the past 1-2 years.

:rejoice
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 23, 2015, 04:37:45 AM
I'm going to listen to a police scanner during Thanksgiving...
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 23, 2015, 06:55:14 AM
Then the schlep ordered and fucked up at every possible stage, even pronouncing parmesan like a fucking redneck, and I felt completely fine with what I'd done.

Parm-Asian is my favorite.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: chronovore on November 23, 2015, 05:17:49 PM
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time. :doge
Is this a confession? Shit, I gotta confess, too. I not only like Fallen, I also really enjoy the follow-up album with everyone-except-Amy-Lee, We Are The Fallen.

With one swift post Evanescence goes from tween rock to dad rock. This is the fastest I've seen this phenomena occur  :doge

THAT'S IT. GO TO YOUR ROOM.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Kara on November 24, 2015, 01:44:49 PM
If you believe the official family history, I'm a direct blood relative of someone purged by the NKVD. (That's not a generic placeholder name, it was the NKVD.)

Not "lost your job" purged either, if you know what I mean.

They don't have a Wikipedia article afaik, but if you web search their name and the circumstances under which they were purged, you get pretty thorough (non-English) results back.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
This confession brought to you by International PoliBore's nuanced historical analyses.
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Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 24, 2015, 01:47:20 PM
If you believe the official family history, I'm a direct blood relative of someone purged by the NKVD. (That's not a generic placeholder name, it was the NKVD.)

Not "lost your job" purged either, if you know what I mean.

They don't have a Wikipedia article afaik, but if you web search their name and the circumstances under which they were purged, you get pretty thorough (non-English) results back.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
This confession brought to you by International PoliBore's nuanced historical analyses.
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NKVD eh? Where they Gypsies, Jewish, or Political enemies of the state? Or a combination?
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Kara on November 24, 2015, 02:07:05 PM
I can only guess, but from my amateur translations they were bourgeois (in the Marxist and not Weberian meaning of the term) as fuck before things in Europe went tits up.

(Those of you who know why I was disowned may see the irony. First as tragedy, then as farce indeed.)

The eye witness account of the incident I heard personally doesn't jive with the recorded history of that incident but a different one entirely  (hence my skepticism) so really god only knows.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 24, 2015, 02:09:55 PM
I can only guess, but from my amateur translations they were bourgeois (in the Marxist and not Weberian meaning of the term) as fuck before things in Europe went tits up.

(Those of you who know why I was disowned may see the irony. First as tragedy, then as farce indeed.)

The eye witness account of the incident I heard personally doesn't jive with the recorded history of that incident but a different one entirely  (hence my skepticism) so really god only knows.

Can't have money and be a communist bro....well unless you're nearer to the top of the chain.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Kara on November 24, 2015, 03:00:49 PM
Otto: I will not have my son grow up to be a capitalist.

Scarlet: When he's 18 he can make his mind up whether he wants to be a capitalist or a rich communist.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 24, 2015, 05:50:11 PM
During his prime, I wish Brenden Fraser had made more movies.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: chronovore on November 24, 2015, 06:00:14 PM
During his prime, I wish Brenden Fraser had made more movies.

I was also a fan, but if you look back, he probably made more movies than you remember, but you're blocking them out.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Kara on November 24, 2015, 06:35:05 PM
During his prime, I wish Brenden Fraser had made more movies.

I knew someone who went to Simon Fraser and I always called it Brendan Fraser University.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Mandark on November 24, 2015, 06:36:49 PM
You card.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 24, 2015, 08:15:22 PM
During his prime, I wish Brenden Fraser had made more movies.

I was also a fan, but if you look back, he probably made more movies than you remember, but you're blocking them out.

I suddenly just remembered Monkeybone  :stahp
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Tasty on November 24, 2015, 08:22:37 PM
Bedazzled is legit good movie and I'll fight you if you say otherwise. :punch
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: chronovore on November 25, 2015, 01:58:36 AM
I like Stiller, so I am forbidden from Liking your post.

During his prime, I wish Brenden Fraser had made more movies.

I was also a fan, but if you look back, he probably made more movies than you remember, but you're blocking them out.

I suddenly just remembered Monkeybone  :stahp
See, right? And Encino Man. Pauly Shore.... PAULY SHORE.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 29, 2015, 02:30:16 PM
...last date I went on (about a month and a half ago) went really well, went back to her place... and then, for the first time in my life, *IT* didn't work. It's like, motherfucker, YOU HAVE ONE JOB.

I couldn't keep it hard during vag today to.  Now we are floppy brothers. 
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 29, 2015, 09:50:43 PM
This isn't much of a confession but for some reason I really get into classical music during the cold weather months (November, December, January).  Spent the whole Thanksgiving weekend listening to classical music while playing the vidya, driving around, or just at my PC
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 30, 2015, 07:23:43 PM
I can't stand boring people. I think most people have a dramatic story and don't really know it.  I always try to explore if people actually have a dramatic story. But if I find someone that's never had anything interesting happen to them I tend to not hang out with them. This makes it so I don't have boring people as friends. But it also means I don't have normal people as friends :doge
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: tiesto on December 02, 2015, 09:52:56 AM
I'm quite sure I suffer from OCD and it's been getting worse and worse lately

I blow way too much of my take home pay on retro games

I have no close black friends IRL

I enjoy my t&a/cheesecake in gaming and hate to see stuff like that censored

I've fantasized about Rebel Wilson
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: demi on December 02, 2015, 10:01:37 AM
I have no close black friends IRL

:lol
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 02, 2015, 11:05:29 AM
But even racists have close black friends. Just ask them!
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 02, 2015, 11:11:01 AM
No one has close black friends, even black people.

(http://i.imgur.com/8gm9Ciw.png)
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 02, 2015, 11:23:28 AM
I hate how as a white dude, I sometimes have to talk to black dudes just so people don't think I'm racist.  eh, tiesto?
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: bork on December 02, 2015, 12:22:09 PM
I have no close black friends IRL

:dead

I enjoy my t&a/cheesecake in gaming and hate to see stuff like that censored

:itagaki

I've fantasized about Rebel Wilson

:huh
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: tiesto on December 02, 2015, 01:25:27 PM
More clarification for 'no close black friends' thing:

-I live in the most segregated suburban area in the US (http://"http://www.nytimes.com/2002/06/05/nyregion/study-calls-li-most-segregated-suburb.html")
-Many of my closest friends are those I've known since high school (and many of them are of the libertarian type, as some of my Bore FB friends can attest to). My graduating class had 1 black girl in it, there were maybe 5 black people in the whole high school when I was there.
-I work in a field that's notoriously lacking in black people, it's mostly white/Asian/Indian.
-I'm way past the age when you regularly make new friends.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: bork on December 02, 2015, 02:14:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W_hcLXKp5w

spoiler (click to show/hide)
When I lived on Long Island, there were very few minorities in my town, too.  Hell, speaking of South Park...I was the only Jew in my school.   :lol  All the other Jewish kids went to the other school on the other side of town.
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Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: chronovore on December 02, 2015, 05:37:58 PM
-I'm way past the age when you regularly make new friends.

I don't believe in such a thing.

Change your place of work. Change your location. If you want change, you can make it.

...I mean, it's not like you're a young black man, trapped in the ghetto.  :-\
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 02, 2015, 05:51:37 PM
I ate Olive Garden today. It was catered at work.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 02, 2015, 05:57:17 PM
More clarification for 'no close black friends' thing:

-I live in the most segregated suburban area in the US (http://"http://www.nytimes.com/2002/06/05/nyregion/study-calls-li-most-segregated-suburb.html")
-Many of my closest friends are those I've known since high school (and many of them are of the libertarian type, as some of my Bore FB friends can attest to). My graduating class had 1 black girl in it, there were maybe 5 black people in the whole high school when I was there.
-I work in a field that's notoriously lacking in black people, it's mostly white/Asian/Indian.
-I'm way past the age when you regularly make new friends.

LOL you're worrying too much man. Ask me any cultural questions you may have dude.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Positive Touch on December 03, 2015, 11:32:40 AM
eh using videogames  as a coping mechanism isn't that bad a thing. when i look around at all the fucked up things people (including myself) have done to cope with shit, playing too many videogames for a few weeks is about as tame as it gets
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Rufus on December 03, 2015, 12:00:30 PM
Yeah, just don't pick an 'endless' game.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 03, 2015, 01:33:16 PM
Yeah, being a total special fellow, sometimes I need time on my own just to balance out, lately this is expressed in me playing Xbone for a couple hours.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on December 05, 2015, 01:07:24 AM
I wish I could relive college.

I still think about my HS ex.

I don't like anal as much as I thought I would.

I'm pretty oblivious to other women checking me out.

I want to be a manwhore but lack the confidence to follow through.

My dad likely has asperger's and has always been emotionally abusive.

I have a crush on my therapist, who is married and in her 40s.

I lost my best friend to opiates.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: nudemacusers on December 05, 2015, 01:39:10 AM
Bork is a Jew?  :o :-\
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 05, 2015, 11:29:15 AM
Yeah, just don't pick an 'endless' game.

My go to is civ :(
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Rufus on December 05, 2015, 11:49:30 AM
Welp... Mine is PoE, which is not as bad, but it is updated regularly to pull people back in.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: bork on December 05, 2015, 12:16:55 PM
Bork is a Jew?  :o :-\

 :delicious

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By birth.  Fuck religion.
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Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: bork on December 05, 2015, 12:22:51 PM
-I'm way past the age when you regularly make new friends.

I don't believe in such a thing.

Change your place of work. Change your location. If you want change, you can make it.

...I mean, it's not like you're a young black man, trapped in the ghetto.  :-\

I know what he means.  I feel the same way.  I almost never see any of my old friends and just can't seem to make new ones.  What's worse is that my wife has slowly become the same as me.  So it's sort of just us all the time.   I sort of turned down an invite I got at work.  It just felt awkward and I'm glad I did so, because now I'm that dude's boss.  :doge
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Huff on December 05, 2015, 01:32:12 PM
Bork is a Jew?  :o :-\

 :delicious

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By birth.  Fuck religion.
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 :doge :doge :doge
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 05, 2015, 01:48:05 PM
I didn't think someone could be Jewish by birth;  I though one becomes Jewish after a priest gobbled on your foreskin?
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 05, 2015, 02:57:08 PM
I didn't think someone could be Jewish by birth;  I though one becomes Jewish after a priest gobbled on your foreskin?

I think you are mixing up/combining religions here.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 05, 2015, 03:12:14 PM
Well its how I became jewish anyway.  Then I got jumped out when I became an atheist. 
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Yulwei on December 06, 2015, 02:29:13 AM
Terminator 1 is average at best. Most of the time it's just fucking boring though  :larry
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: T234 on December 06, 2015, 03:14:44 AM
Terminator 1 is average at best. Most of the time it's just fucking boring though  :larry

 :ufup :snoop :dayum  :foxx :iface :cac :huh :sheik :busta :crazy

REPORTED
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: team filler on December 06, 2015, 12:34:05 PM
I got in a fist fight with a beloved raider and I'd say I won.
Tim Brown
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 06, 2015, 10:53:18 PM
I got in a fist fight with a beloved raider and I'd say I won.
Tim Brown
An obvious lie. No one likes any raider.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: nudemacusers on December 06, 2015, 11:00:13 PM
I didn't think someone could be Jewish by birth;  I though one becomes Jewish after a priest gobbled on your foreskin?
It doesn't count if it happens when you're 12.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2015, 11:02:35 PM
Terminator 1 is average at best. Most of the time it's just fucking boring though  :larry

dapped and quoted. Thank you for saying it.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: team filler on December 06, 2015, 11:12:53 PM
you fuckin bitch
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: team filler on December 07, 2015, 12:13:17 AM
I got in a fist fight with a beloved raider and I'd say I won.
Tim Brown
An obvious lie. No one likes any raider.
Timmy Brown was loved by all, FGT. except aia of course, what a true asshole.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 10, 2015, 08:08:32 PM
I'm tired of the vidya altogether.  I get more enjoyment buying games than playing them.  I feel like playing games is a chore.

I thought about getting rid of my games and consoles but I can't be assed to ship them to anyone.  The act of putting them in a box, putting a label on it, and standing for half an hour at the post office is apparently too much effort.  I might just toss them in a dumpster.  Maybe I will donate them.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 10, 2015, 08:15:33 PM
I'm tired of the vidya altogether.  I get more enjoyment buying games than playing them.  I feel like playing games is a chore.

I thought about getting rid of my games and consoles but I can't be assed to ship them to anyone.  The act of putting them in a box, putting a label on it, and standing for half an hour at the post office is apparently too much effort.  I might just toss them in a dumpster.  Maybe I will donate them.

I'll give you $50 and a picture of demi naked.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Mupepe on December 10, 2015, 08:18:25 PM
It makes me livid when someone uses "write-off" to mean "deduction". Like I hate the :umad smiley, but I'm pretty much screaming internally when this happens.
My life every day
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: thisismyusername on December 10, 2015, 08:39:17 PM
I don't like anal as much as I thought I would.

Be the bottom instead of the top, bae.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: qq more on December 11, 2015, 05:34:25 AM
Each time I come here, I want to post a confession but I cannot honestly think of a good one. I'm a Ninthing I guess given all the Amiibos I collect but I've already said that. :doge


I used to give a shit about Mega Man lore years ago? ...Ehhh. Dunno what this says about me, I guess I have a boring life  :lol
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on December 11, 2015, 02:47:58 PM
I find the Hitler Youth haircut despite it's unfortunate name rather attractive.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Rufus on December 11, 2015, 06:04:31 PM
Just say undercut. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: chronovore on December 11, 2015, 07:27:49 PM
I'm also very fond of that haircut, but if I tried it, it would look like I was wearing a donut on my head.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 11, 2015, 10:03:16 PM
If you had a time machine, would you go back in time and fuck Hitler to death?
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: mormapope on December 12, 2015, 06:24:52 AM
I would fuck his mom before his dad did, and then immediately time travel back to our time before he was born to see how history would play out.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on January 17, 2016, 11:11:52 PM
If you buy 1-ply TP, I'm going to opt for your tissues and fuck up your septic :pacspit
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2016, 12:00:34 AM
I peed in a Gatorade bottle today. The bottle was in my room, empty, and I was responding to a StealthFan PM (about an entirely different subject) when I just thought you know what...I'm gonna do this shit.

Now I don't know what to do with the bottle :brazilcry

Do I pour it into the toilet? The noise would be suspicious. I can't pour it into the sink, that's disgusting. I can't leave it in my room.

Should I find a recycle place and just put it there :brazilcry
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: brawndolicious on January 18, 2016, 12:14:25 AM
Pour the bottle in the toilet while the shower is running, then smuggle out the bottle under a bunch of towels/clothes and throw it into a trash can. Then be a gentleman and take out the trash.

The one time I lived in an old house with female roommates and only one bathroom, I had to do this very same thing. Probably the reason why their puppy loved me so much as she could smell it. :doge

And try to take your time in the bathroom too. Groom your eyebrows or the black equivalent of time-consuming bathroom tasks. Then you'll have a cover story.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Tasty on January 18, 2016, 12:18:26 AM
:scust :scust :scust :scust :scust :scust :scust :scust

Dude we've all been there where we think we wanna... but we never cross that line man. NEVER.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2016, 12:21:32 AM
Totally crossed that line.  Sun tea.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2016, 12:23:31 AM
That's what makes my sin so disturbing. It was one of curiosity, not necessity. I chose to pee in that bottle, brehs. I could have walked into the bathroom and peed. Truth be told I didn't even need to pee. It was a divine intervention. Now I know what Mary must have felt like.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2016, 12:44:31 AM
Bet your mom regrets not letting you watch the Simpsons now since people who watched the Simpsons turned out pretty normal. 
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Atramental on January 18, 2016, 01:40:57 AM
>that feel when you weren't allowed to watch the simpsons when you were young
>that feel when you turned out as a weird, imbalanced adult

 :fbm
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 18, 2016, 01:55:51 AM
Because PD never watched the Simpsons, he doesn't understand what this gif is saying about him

(https://media.giphy.com/media/13e4OMO2IVZloQ/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2016, 02:20:51 AM
I poured it in the toilet. The bottle remains in my room. I threw it in the corner in disgust. I'll take it outside and bury it tomorrow.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: toku on January 18, 2016, 04:14:10 AM
I peed in a Gatorade bottle today. The bottle was in my room, empty, and I was responding to a StealthFan PM (about an entirely different subject) when I just thought you know what...I'm gonna do this shit.

Now I don't know what to do with the bottle :brazilcry

Do I pour it into the toilet? The noise would be suspicious. I can't pour it into the sink, that's disgusting. I can't leave it in my room.

Should I find a recycle place and just put it there :brazilcry

SAVAGE
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 18, 2016, 02:39:17 PM
I've peed in so many Gatorade bottles. I've also peed in water bottles and therefore pissed all over myself. My circumstances were different, though.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: king of the internet on January 18, 2016, 02:53:06 PM
I accidentally peed on my peacoat a couple weeks ago. To be fair I was drunk and urinating outside in the snow.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2016, 02:54:22 PM
Why do I get the impression that you are trying to get us to assume this was a war time experience when what you really mean is that your circumstance was different in that you were lazy but PDs was curious/abnormal?
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: king of the internet on January 18, 2016, 02:55:25 PM
I peed in a Gatorade bottle today. The bottle was in my room, empty, and I was responding to a StealthFan PM (about an entirely different subject) when I just thought you know what...I'm gonna do this shit.

Now I don't know what to do with the bottle :brazilcry

Do I pour it into the toilet? The noise would be suspicious. I can't pour it into the sink, that's disgusting. I can't leave it in my room.

Should I find a recycle place and just put it there :brazilcry

Leave it in the refrigerator and see if someone drinks it.  :hyper
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2016, 02:59:09 PM
Pretty sure PD was just testing the waters before he confesses he wants to try peeing on his girlfriend. 
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 18, 2016, 04:04:13 PM
I've peed into a container out of boredom :yeshrug


I was 9 tho
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: T234 on January 18, 2016, 04:34:42 PM
I've never peed in a container. I once pissed on a crackhouse door in broad daylight to send a message. The dumbass who owned it opened the door screaming bloody murder mid-stream and caught a face full of piss for his trouble. The house was empty by nightfall, and the neighborhood scavenged the hastily-emptied house by dawn.

Message received, I think.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: demi on January 18, 2016, 04:42:34 PM
I peed in a Gatorade bottle today. The bottle was in my room, empty, and I was responding to a StealthFan PM (about an entirely different subject) when I just thought you know what...I'm gonna do this shit.

Now I don't know what to do with the bottle :brazilcry

Do I pour it into the toilet? The noise would be suspicious. I can't pour it into the sink, that's disgusting. I can't leave it in my room.

Should I find a recycle place and just put it there :brazilcry

As expected from a secretary

https://twitter.com/DamnAddictions/status/686411495593345024
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Rufus on January 18, 2016, 04:48:57 PM
As expected from a secretary

https://twitter.com/DamnAddictions/status/686411495593345024
There's no way that is a real addiction...
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: demi on January 18, 2016, 04:50:08 PM
As much an addiction as pissing in bottles
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2016, 04:53:29 PM
That can't be real.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: demi on January 18, 2016, 04:58:55 PM
He looks like Makaveli
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2016, 04:59:55 PM
Nah. Him and his finance look like Makaveli's parents.
Title: Re: Confessions thread
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on January 19, 2016, 02:02:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/N1bGQxV.png)

When your PAWG uses grocery bags for a makeshift dental dam :lawd

Knowing you're a few bites away from some unprotected anilingus :mouf

Throwing away the fruit roll-up but keeping the cellophane :delicious