I am okay with a coservative amount of mayonnaise on a sandwhich.
I once ate a woman's pussy out for a Klondike Bar.
i think taco bell sucks
I got in a fist fight with a beloved raider and I'd say I won.
I got in a fist fight with a beloved raider and I'd say I won.
Can't believe someone would fight Sebastian Janikowski, smh.
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22475988/32026843
:badass
The only Star Wars I've seen is Episode 3.Well of course you don't, you've only seen one of the mediocre prequels. :teehee
I just don't care that much for it
I bought a storm trooper onesie for Halloween, didn't wear it out, have been wearing to bedI got the Vader one and wear it to sleep now that it's cold as balls. Shit's comfy.
Look at you disguising your anguish as mockery. :hehThe only Star Wars I've seen is Episode 3.Well of course you don't, you've only seen one of the mediocre prequels. :teehee
I just don't care that much for it
i'm not gay
i'm not gay
Contemplated using my brother's death as a way to fuck a chick I was infatuated with in highschool.I don't know the specifics of this event (sorry to hear about that), but IMO if I were dead I would be disappointed if my friends/bros didn't try, however ridiculous the situation may be, to get a lay out of it.
Yep if anyone can use my death to bang chicks, go for it.How does sunday work for you?
I pronounced 'indicted' phonetically until like a year and a half ago :picard"commandeered" for 2/3rds of my life
Ethernet as "ether-net."Wait is that wrong?
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time. :doge
I pronounced 'indicted' phonetically until like a year and a half ago :picard"commandeered" for 2/3rds of my life
Ethernet as "ether-net."Wait is that wrong?
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time. :doge
(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scust.png)
I have quite a few of those.
Matte as "matt-ay."
Ethernet as "ether-net."
There was one recently that I'm forgetting.
no, I always look my victims in the eye :rash
I was a fat kid growing up.
Loss the weight freshman year of high school and vowed never again.
Never been this fat(http://i.imgur.com/i2p7GVK.png?2)
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time. :dogeworst so far tbh
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time. :dogeI know a lot about confessions. But this is terrible.
I was a fat kid growing up.
Loss the weight freshman year of high school and vowed never again.
Never been this fat(http://i.imgur.com/i2p7GVK.png?2)
How much do you weigh? BMI? Need details so I can feel better about myself. ???
numerous people on this website have seen my penis"Tasty Meat likes this"spoiler (click to show/hide)one irl :teehee[close]
Forever a cool young dude :rejoiceEvanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time. :doge
Evanescence, The Killers, Pokemon and Joss Whedon? You really are 14.
I've never been to a 'real' music concert. Ever. No idea why.
Taco Bell is not decent Mexico food. I'm not even sure if it qualifies as "food." :doge
Sorry bros.
:idont
Taco Bell is not decent Mexico food. I'm not even sure if it qualifies as "food." :doge:bolo
Sorry bros.
:idont
Taco Bell is not decent Mexico food. I'm not even sure if it qualifies as "food." :doge
Sorry bros.
:idont
I once owned a guns and roses album.
I used to listen to a lot of icp
I once owned a guns and roses album.
I used to listen to a lot of icp
I once owned a guns and roses album.
I used to listen to a lot of icp
Yah going on 4 years in a little over a month :o
The hair adds a couple extra inches. :shh
Well, proivided he still has big hair.
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time. :dogeIs this a confession? Shit, I gotta confess, too. I not only like Fallen, I also really enjoy the follow-up album with everyone-except-Amy-Lee, We Are The Fallen.
So, wait, you were pronouncing it as "eh-ther-net"?Ethernet as "ether-net."Wait is that wrong?
I got myself re-addicted to videogames.That's a badass game. Don't post triumphs in the confession thread.
Current Obsession? Advance Wars on GBA.
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time. :dogeIs this a confession? Shit, I gotta confess, too. I not only like Fallen, I also really enjoy the follow-up album with everyone-except-Amy-Lee, We Are The Fallen.
So, wait, you were pronouncing it as "eh-ther-net"?Ethernet as "ether-net."Wait is that wrong?
:shrug I grew up in an area with a lot of hillbillies and icp had a bunch of songs about violently killing them
plz don't shun me guys
I've gained a greater appreciation for big asses as I've gotten older. I will always love big tits more but I just am starting to appreciate big asses, maybe in the past 1-2 years.
Then the schlep ordered and fucked up at every possible stage, even pronouncing parmesan like a fucking redneck, and I felt completely fine with what I'd done.
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time. :dogeIs this a confession? Shit, I gotta confess, too. I not only like Fallen, I also really enjoy the follow-up album with everyone-except-Amy-Lee, We Are The Fallen.
With one swift post Evanescence goes from tween rock to dad rock. This is the fastest I've seen this phenomena occur :doge
If you believe the official family history, I'm a direct blood relative of someone purged by the NKVD. (That's not a generic placeholder name, it was the NKVD.)
Not "lost your job" purged either, if you know what I mean.
They don't have a Wikipedia article afaik, but if you web search their name and the circumstances under which they were purged, you get pretty thorough (non-English) results back.spoiler (click to show/hide)This confession brought to you by International PoliBore's nuanced historical analyses.[close]
I can only guess, but from my amateur translations they were bourgeois (in the Marxist and not Weberian meaning of the term) as fuck before things in Europe went tits up.
(Those of you who know why I was disowned may see the irony. First as tragedy, then as farce indeed.)
The eye witness account of the incident I heard personally doesn't jive with the recorded history of that incident but a different one entirely (hence my skepticism) so really god only knows.
During his prime, I wish Brenden Fraser had made more movies.
During his prime, I wish Brenden Fraser had made more movies.
During his prime, I wish Brenden Fraser had made more movies.
I was also a fan, but if you look back, he probably made more movies than you remember, but you're blocking them out.
See, right? And Encino Man. Pauly Shore.... PAULY SHORE.During his prime, I wish Brenden Fraser had made more movies.
I was also a fan, but if you look back, he probably made more movies than you remember, but you're blocking them out.
I suddenly just remembered Monkeybone :stahp
...last date I went on (about a month and a half ago) went really well, went back to her place... and then, for the first time in my life, *IT* didn't work. It's like, motherfucker, YOU HAVE ONE JOB.
I have no close black friends IRL
I have no close black friends IRL
I enjoy my t&a/cheesecake in gaming and hate to see stuff like that censored
I've fantasized about Rebel Wilson
-I'm way past the age when you regularly make new friends.
More clarification for 'no close black friends' thing:
-I live in the most segregated suburban area in the US (http://"http://www.nytimes.com/2002/06/05/nyregion/study-calls-li-most-segregated-suburb.html")
-Many of my closest friends are those I've known since high school (and many of them are of the libertarian type, as some of my Bore FB friends can attest to). My graduating class had 1 black girl in it, there were maybe 5 black people in the whole high school when I was there.
-I work in a field that's notoriously lacking in black people, it's mostly white/Asian/Indian.
-I'm way past the age when you regularly make new friends.
Yeah, just don't pick an 'endless' game.
Bork is a Jew? :o :-\
-I'm way past the age when you regularly make new friends.
I don't believe in such a thing.
Change your place of work. Change your location. If you want change, you can make it.
...I mean, it's not like you're a young black man, trapped in the ghetto. :-\
Bork is a Jew? :o :-\
:deliciousspoiler (click to show/hide)By birth. Fuck religion.[close]
I didn't think someone could be Jewish by birth; I though one becomes Jewish after a priest gobbled on your foreskin?
Terminator 1 is average at best. Most of the time it's just fucking boring though :larry
I got in a fist fight with a beloved raider and I'd say I won.Tim Brown
An obvious lie. No one likes any raider.I got in a fist fight with a beloved raider and I'd say I won.Tim Brown
I didn't think someone could be Jewish by birth; I though one becomes Jewish after a priest gobbled on your foreskin?It doesn't count if it happens when you're 12.
Terminator 1 is average at best. Most of the time it's just fucking boring though :larry
Timmy Brown was loved by all, FGT. except aia of course, what a true asshole.An obvious lie. No one likes any raider.I got in a fist fight with a beloved raider and I'd say I won.Tim Brown
I'm tired of the vidya altogether. I get more enjoyment buying games than playing them. I feel like playing games is a chore.
I thought about getting rid of my games and consoles but I can't be assed to ship them to anyone. The act of putting them in a box, putting a label on it, and standing for half an hour at the post office is apparently too much effort. I might just toss them in a dumpster. Maybe I will donate them.
It makes me livid when someone uses "write-off" to mean "deduction". Like I hate the :umad smiley, but I'm pretty much screaming internally when this happens.My life every day
I don't like anal as much as I thought I would.
I peed in a Gatorade bottle today. The bottle was in my room, empty, and I was responding to a StealthFan PM (about an entirely different subject) when I just thought you know what...I'm gonna do this shit.
Now I don't know what to do with the bottle :brazilcry
Do I pour it into the toilet? The noise would be suspicious. I can't pour it into the sink, that's disgusting. I can't leave it in my room.
Should I find a recycle place and just put it there :brazilcry
I peed in a Gatorade bottle today. The bottle was in my room, empty, and I was responding to a StealthFan PM (about an entirely different subject) when I just thought you know what...I'm gonna do this shit.
Now I don't know what to do with the bottle :brazilcry
Do I pour it into the toilet? The noise would be suspicious. I can't pour it into the sink, that's disgusting. I can't leave it in my room.
Should I find a recycle place and just put it there :brazilcry
I peed in a Gatorade bottle today. The bottle was in my room, empty, and I was responding to a StealthFan PM (about an entirely different subject) when I just thought you know what...I'm gonna do this shit.
Now I don't know what to do with the bottle :brazilcry
Do I pour it into the toilet? The noise would be suspicious. I can't pour it into the sink, that's disgusting. I can't leave it in my room.
Should I find a recycle place and just put it there :brazilcry
As expected from a secretaryThere's no way that is a real addiction...
https://twitter.com/DamnAddictions/status/686411495593345024