THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on January 23, 2007, 08:45:02 PM
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Act 2 Scene 4
<Jarosh enters the room of Padraic, The TVC15>
Jarosh: There is a white elephant in this room, Padraic, my prince, and it’s name is cocks in butts. It is far, far past the point of due discussion. I want cocks. In butts. Now.
Padraic, the TVC15: Lo, Jarosh, just because the point of civil dialogue is past does not mean that I shall cede to your. . .fleshy demands.
Jarosh: Oh Padraic, there will be seeding. Be seeded. Be very a-seeded.
Act 3 Scene 1
<YMCA locker room. Moe Pipii has just discovered that Himuro has grossly exaggerated his penis size >
Moe: I know 10 inches when I see it, and that’s no Jack Kennedy, my male lover. Long have I questioned why you must operate in compleat darkness when we perform the act of making love, oh so tempestuously. Now I realize that no, there were no cocks in my butt, but instead something cock-like in shape in the stead of a penis. Be honest with me, Himuro: what is your secret?
Himuro: The metric system, it clouds reason, and makes me not a liar. My penis is 10 metric inches, verily.
Moe: You are a stupid man, Himuro. Between the wacky jappy and the lies, this cannot go on. Me thinks the answer to this mystery lies in how you disposed of that fluorescent light tube the week we first fuck’d.
Himuro: Verily, smitten like myself by Amirox, my lies have been seen through :(
Act 3 Scene 4
<Outside of a sex addicts anonymous meeting, Vagwalking and Neez are smoking cigarettes during a scheduled break>
Neez: Yeah, I really got the entire cat in my ass.
Vagwalking: Wow, that’s pretty impressive.
Neez: I keep a locked strongbox with pieces of everything that’s ever been in my ass inside it.
Vagwalking: Woah, that is creepy.
Neez: I lost my virginity at age 6.
Vagwalking: Wow that certainly isn’t normal.
Neez: I can bring myself to climax manually 12 times in a single hour. . .
Vagwalking: Oh, wow, that is crazy.
Neez: . . .but then my penis gets really raw and sometimes it’s bleeding.
Vagwalking: Wow.
Neez: The scabs take weeks to go away due to my frequent self-abuse.
Vagwalking: Neat. Reminds me of Diablos.
Neez: My areola is bigger than your head.
Vagwalking: I’m going back inside.
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This'll put cocks in the butts in the seats
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I give it 2 and a half stars. It's no Black Caligula.
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I give it 2 and a half stars. It's no Black Caligula.
I need to sit through Caligula again before I begin work on that.
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I give it 2 and a half stars. It's no Black Caligula.
I need to sit through Caligula again before I begin work on that.
You need to immediately watch BOSS distinguished black fellow afterwards. That'll give us the atmosphere we need.
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I wish I had more hands so that I could give those cocks in butts 4 thumbs down.
It didn't turn me on at all.
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I wish I had more hands so that I could give those cocks in butts 4 thumbs down.
It didn't turn me on at all.
Only because you got stuck with Himuro in that scene!
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I wish I had more hands so that I could give those cocks in butts 4 thumbs down.
It didn't turn me on at all.
Only because you got stuck with Himuro in that scene!
I would have been fine if he lived up to the legend of his ginormous cock. Also, throw some Garnet in there. I can still stick my cock in her butt.
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I read the first couple lines, till I realized I wasn't in here. NEXT.
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I thought Garnet was a dude?
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I thought Garnet was a dude?
Supposedly a girl, and we're engaged. Even though we haven't spoken in about a week.
I love her.
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This Neez character needs a spinoff sequel. Or possibly, HBO series
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wow the last part is a great interpretation of irc
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that pretty much is IRC brought to life haha. But in real life i'm not creepy
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This Neez character needs a spinoff sequel. Or possibly, HBO series
I will present scenes from Neez C: The Series once I return home from work. Boy do I have ideas.
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What lies? I know not what you speak of. ???
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Is Moe tvc? :-[
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Jarosh: There is a white elephant in this room, Padraic, my prince, and it’s name is cocks in butts.
:gloomy :S :duh :dur
Believe it or not, I didn't spend much time working on this.
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I don't care what you say. Even if you think it's a lie, you know it to be true. 4 inches of girth and 10 inches of length of long, hard, black penis.
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Yeah try to keep that stuff in there, Jarosh rox.
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Ok, I read the above. I didn't understand fucking shit.
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I always thought the idea of cocks in butts was kind of gay to begin with.
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Is Moe tvc? :-[
No, that was me!