THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on January 23, 2007, 09:07:26 PM
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I'd give it a go
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I'd say that's definitely CONFUSING.
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I've got a straight buddy who loves getting pegged. Unfortunately, his girlfriend and more than likely future wife isn't too keen on it.
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I'd say that's definitely CONFUSING.
Yeah. probably awesome too. God knows what I'm missing. How can I call myself Admin of Horniness if I've never experimented with my rear end? LOLZ
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I'd say that's definitely CONFUSING.
Yeah. probably awesome too. God knows what I'm missing. How can I call myself Admin of Horniness if I've never experimented with my rear end? LOLZ
Go get a butt plug, they're small and fun.
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I'd say that's definitely CONFUSING.
Yeah. probably awesome too. God knows what I'm missing. How can I call myself Admin of Horniness if I've never experimented with my rear end? LOLZ
Go get a butt plug, they're small and fun.
But then I would feel gay. Whatever is done to me, I want a woman involved and doing it. lolz I think I'm going to take this girl up on her offer of putting a finger there. If I don't like it, my experimentation ends there.
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I don't KNOW you anymore!
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dude, you're well beyond "admin of horny"; you developed horny with only emacs and socket calls, squirting out stored procedures using your cock and a well-lubricated rs232 port.
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I'd say that's definitely CONFUSING.
Yeah. probably awesome too. God knows what I'm missing. How can I call myself Admin of Horniness if I've never experimented with my rear end? LOLZ
Go get a butt plug, they're small and fun.
But then I would feel gay. Whatever is done to me, I want a woman involved and doing it. lolz I think I'm going to take this girl up on her offer of putting a finger there. If I don't like it, my experimentation ends there.
Dude, you use the butt plug WITH her.
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I don't KNOW you anymore!
Show me your cock.
Drinky:
But is it bad that I still feel empty afterwards?
Distant: Oh. I still think I'll start with a well lubricated finger.
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Use a PINKY first. Trust me.
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Alright I think I've had my fill of gay innuendo and sex talk. Can we go back to regular discussion now?
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Use a PINKY first. Trust me.
:shh
I'm going to tell her to clip her nails.
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Alright I think I've had my fill of gay innuendo and sex talk. Can we go back to regular discussion now?
Ah, its okay buddy. Jarosh probably can't even satisfy her anyway. :-[
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Use a PINKY first. Trust me.
:shh
I'm going to tell her to clip her nails.
Good, that would suck since she probably doesn't know where to press and will go wild til get you off and get her pinky out of a bum. Make sure she's wearing a poncho though, you'll shoot pretty far.
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Use a PINKY first. Trust me.
:shh
I'm going to tell her to clip her nails.
Good, that would suck since she probably doesn't know where to press and will go wild til get you off and get her pinky out of a bum. Make sure she's wearing a poncho though, you'll shoot pretty far.
I'm an oozer. I usually don't squirt unless I haven't gotten off in like 24 hours or so.
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/me whimper
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/me whimper
:(
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You'll go crazy.
Literally, it could be a ml and it'll fly 4-5 feet.
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bold claims.
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Corny knows what I'm talking about.
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Uh yeah, don't do that.
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there's a first time for everything.
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There doesn't have to be. :wag
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It depends on how hot she is.
I have stated before that I'd let Rosario Dawson do me with a strapon.
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It depends on how hot she is.
I have stated before that I'd let Rosario Dawson do me with a strapon.
God, so would I! Where the hell is that animated gif of her dancing from Clerks 2???
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You know what's gay? Exclusive attraction to the same sex. Don't get caught up on labels and shit like that.
As far as girls into strapons, i've dated one, maybe two girls i would've trusted with that. Never got that far with any woman, and it (butt play) is far less of an interest than when i first got into it.
Regarding butt plugs, i started with these
(http://www.babeland.com/img/anal/top_picks.jpg)
Ironically, i don't think Toys in Babeland (their packages arrive in discrete brown boxes with "T.I.B." as the sender) even sells those anymore.
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Ironically, i don't think Toys in Babeland (their packages arrive in discrete brown boxes with "T.I.B." as the sender) even sells those anymore.
They might not sell that exact one anymore, but Babeland has lots of nice small-sized butt plugs. We bought ours at the original Seattle store. Best sex shop in the whole wide world.
(http://www.babeland.com/catalog/images/TG348060.jpg)
The Little Flirt is your new friend.
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jesus folks, just jesus
it's your BUTT
jesus
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Never, thats the gayest shit I ever heard. Outside of two dudes rubbing their man meat in and out of each others poop portal it doesnt get any gayer.
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Ironically, i don't think Toys in Babeland (their packages arrive in discrete brown boxes with "T.I.B." as the sender) even sells those anymore.
They might not sell that exact one anymore, but Babeland has lots of nice small-sized butt plugs. We bought ours at the original Seattle store. Best sex shop in the whole wide world.
(http://www.babeland.com/catalog/images/TG348060.jpg)
The Little Flirt is your new friend.
i wish i was close to one of their stores to visit. There's some decent local alternatives and some shitty stores selling cheap shit.
BTW the Little Flirt is a "beginner" plug right? It hardly seems like something that'd wow me now. :lol
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(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9163/homodance5ya.gif)
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Ironically, i don't think Toys in Babeland (their packages arrive in discrete brown boxes with "T.I.B." as the sender) even sells those anymore.
They might not sell that exact one anymore, but Babeland has lots of nice small-sized butt plugs. We bought ours at the original Seattle store. Best sex shop in the whole wide world.
(http://www.babeland.com/catalog/images/TG348060.jpg)
The Little Flirt is your new friend.
i wish i was close to one of their stores to visit. There's some decent local alternatives and some shitty stores selling cheap shit.
BTW the Little Flirt is a "beginner" plug right? It hardly seems like something that'd wow me now. :lol
Yup, it's a beginner plug. Everything else is too large and frankly, scares both my wife and I.
OUCH!
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There doesn't have to be. :wag
I'm suggesting he takes another person's offer...
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Do it yet?
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No. I told her last night and she seemed all excited that I was willing. I'm going to try the pinky tonight. We'll see what happens. lolz
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I don't KNOW you anymore!
Show me your cock.
Drinky:
But is it bad that I still feel empty afterwards?
Distant: Oh. I still think I'll start with a well lubricated finger.
:-X I hope she washes before she eats.
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:-X I hope she washes before she eats.
before and after, that's what I always say.
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That's going to be one stanky lil' pinky :lol.... ew, i'm kinda grossed out thinking about it.
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That's going to be one stanky lil' pinky :lol.... ew, i'm kinda grossed out thinking about it.
Think about putting it in your mouth.
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It's not the type of thing ya smell...
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Gay sex must smell so bad
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*dies a little inside*
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Gay sex must smell so bad
At least dicks don't look like Ood faces.
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I wonder if Catz will still love me if I go through with it. :(
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Haha, as long as I don't have to shake hands with that girl :P
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Haha, as long as I don't have to shake hands with that girl :P
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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(http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/s2_08-09gallery/800/ood2.jpg)
STICK YR DICK IN OUR FACES
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:lol
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(http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/s2_08-09gallery/800/ood2.jpg)
STICK YR DICK IN OUR FACES
That is not what it looks like.
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Yes it does, you just never had the chance to adequately check out the insides. I originally said that's what an inside out vachina looks like.
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Yes it does, you just never had the chance to adequately check out the insides. I originally said that's what an inside out vachina looks like.
I've examined it fairly closely and I believe you're mistaken.
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Yes it does, you just never had the chance to adequately check out the insides. I originally said that's what an inside out vachina looks like.
I've examined it fairly closely and I believe you're mistaken.
You must need some glasses, hun.
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Yes it does, you just never had the chance to adequately check out the insides. I originally said that's what an inside out vachina looks like.
I've examined it fairly closely and I believe you're mistaken.
You must need some glasses, hun.
:(
I haven't been to the eye doctor in a year and a half. :(
I'll give you this, it's not the prettiest thing in the world, but it's beautiful in it's own way and it's just a gateway to something greater. And it taste like chicken.
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(http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/s2_08-09gallery/800/ood2.jpg)
STICK YR DICK IN OUR FACES
That is not what it looks like.
I sure hope not :lol
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Okay, it's not for me.
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Is it possible to put a strap on a guy? That way I can have two dicks? That would rock.
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Okay, it's not for me.
Did you reach for your taint?
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Is it possible to put a strap on a guy? That way I can have two dicks? That would rock.
You would need to have one dick already, boy wonder.
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I think strap-ons are hollow.
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Is it possible to put a strap on a guy? That way I can have two dicks? That would rock.
You would need to have one dick already, boy wonder.
That was pretty weak.
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Is it possible to put a strap on a guy? That way I can have two dicks? That would rock.
They make strap-ons specifically designed for guys so they can dual penetrate their female partners.
edit: Some strap-ons are hollow, some aren't. I helped my lesbian ex-girlfriend pick out a strap on at Babeland while she was home for Christmas.
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Is it possible to put a strap on a guy? That way I can have two dicks? That would rock.
They make strap-ons specifically designed for guys so they can dual penetrate their female partners.
8)
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Good question.
I know a kid who thought he might be gay, so he actually stuck a cucumber up his ass to see if he liked it. No kidding. It's the weirdest story ever.
If a guy wanted me to do him in the butt with a strap-on, I'd probably wonder if he was 100% straight.
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Good question.
I know a kid who thought he might be gay, so he actually stuck a cucumber up his ass to see if he liked it. No kidding. It's the weirdest story ever.
Did he like it?
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Supposedly he did, and said he was gay for a while. He switches back and forth though and I don't know what he considers himself now.
I say you're either gay, or you're not. There's no like "oh I was gay yesterday but today I LIKE PUSSYYYYY!"
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nikki how are you doing today? :)
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I'm okay, how are you? :)
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I say you're either gay, or you're not. There's no like "oh I was gay yesterday but today I LIKE PUSSYYYYY!"
Things aren't quite that black and white, especially when you're going through the hormonal rush of late adolescence and early adulthood. It's not as drastic as you say, of course, but similar situations do crop up fairly similarly.
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WHAT ABOUT BISEXUALITY
I'm considering signing up
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I say you're either gay, or you're not. There's no like "oh I was gay yesterday but today I LIKE PUSSYYYYY!"
Things aren't quite that black and white, especially when you're going through the hormonal rush of late adolescence and early adulthood. It's not as drastic as you say, of course, but similar situations do crop up fairly similarly.
Oh absolutely, I can see where it would be confusing and even difficult to come to terms with. But this kid basically wanted to fuck anything that moved, and didn't "believe in bisexuaity" so he kept switching back and forth. He was an idiot.
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nikki how are you doing today? :)
quit flirting with her, dick!
Anyways, it wasn't that it felt bad, but it didn't feel good. It was more or less a distraction. She stuck her pinky in there while she was giving me head and it actually made it more difficult to cum. It just felt weird. Not good, not bad, just weird. Definitely not good enough to ever try again. Meh.