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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: OnlyRegret on December 09, 2015, 03:20:29 AM

Title: how old are all you people
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 09, 2015, 03:20:29 AM
won't let me make a poll

are you all like in your 30s
I thought gaming forums were full of young people
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 09, 2015, 03:25:55 AM
I thought gaming forums were full of young people

 :neogaf
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: benjipwns on December 09, 2015, 03:26:05 AM
canonically or...?
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 09, 2015, 03:38:15 AM
Benji is a cat and Rumbler is a dog, so human years or their respective animal years...
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: mormapope on December 09, 2015, 03:47:33 AM
Just turned 23.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Rufus on December 09, 2015, 04:02:27 AM
Benji is a cat and Rumbler is a dog, so human years or their respective animal years...
Well I'm already dead then.

Which in some way is true, so I'll take it, actually.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 09, 2015, 04:04:02 AM
Benji is a cat and Rumbler is a dog, so human years or their respective animal years...

When has a normal, well adjusted person ever used the term catyears?
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 09, 2015, 06:12:36 AM
You didnt even say how young u are
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2015, 09:18:25 AM
A week from now I'll be 29.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Tasty on December 09, 2015, 09:38:28 AM
24. Wrath is my older jihadist big bro.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 09, 2015, 09:44:26 AM
Older than most of you  :fbm

But still a couple of years from 40  :jawalrus
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Brehvolution on December 09, 2015, 09:50:32 AM
"Old enough to remember when being patriotic just meant you loved America. Now all you need is an eagle fetish and to hate other Americans."
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: tiesto on December 09, 2015, 10:49:51 AM
I'm 33. I still sometimes get carded when I go out, which now feels rather nice...
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 09, 2015, 11:00:13 AM
This is a gaming forum? I thought Demi was the only one who still actually plays games.

Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Atramental on December 09, 2015, 11:15:11 AM
25

Born too late to explore the earth.
Born too soon to explore space.
But born just in time to shit post on the Internet.  :doge
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Your Stalker on December 09, 2015, 11:37:12 AM
I'm a 3,000 year old loli trapped in a 27 year old man's body.  :fbm
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 09, 2015, 01:22:05 PM
34
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Tasty on December 09, 2015, 01:36:05 PM
31.

I was a young person when I started posting on forums back when the Playstation and N64 were the current gen. Obviously I've done a lot with my life since then.

I was 19 when I joined The Bore. :ohhh
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 09, 2015, 01:37:32 PM
Older than most of you  :fbm

But still a couple of years from 40  :jawalrus

 :ufup

I'm 38, breh
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 09, 2015, 01:41:02 PM
Older than most of you  :fbm

But still a couple of years from 40  :jawalrus

 :ufup

I'm 38, breh

Dad?
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2015, 02:00:16 PM
this was a #1 song that year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk
 :doge

if you get it right I'll give you bore gold
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 09, 2015, 02:01:53 PM
Snorenado, what was it like seeing the Beatles in concert? 
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: nudemacusers on December 09, 2015, 02:02:03 PM
32, but nobody believes me when I tell them that.  :-*
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: nudemacusers on December 09, 2015, 02:03:35 PM
Wow had no idea snorenado was grandpa tier. Get your aarp card bro.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 09, 2015, 02:11:30 PM
I just realized that when I'm 70, Snorenado will be dead.  I mean like wow; RIP dude. 
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: zomgee on December 09, 2015, 02:13:41 PM
43


I am winning
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 09, 2015, 02:19:38 PM
Snorenado, in the war, which side did your father fight on, north or south?
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Fifstar on December 09, 2015, 02:20:27 PM
33 and I kinda like it, except for my shitty knees, they feel legit 1000 years old.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2015, 02:21:08 PM
brb going to the library to see if I can find any letters Snorenado sent into local newspapers about that troublemaker Dr. King.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 09, 2015, 02:21:23 PM
Snorenado, in the war, which side did your father fight on, north or south?

He was clearly on Noah's side.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 09, 2015, 02:54:00 PM
I feel like this thread was just a trap to call out Snorenado on his disability. 
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 09, 2015, 02:55:52 PM
27 for another whole month
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 09, 2015, 02:56:08 PM
32
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Positive Touch on December 09, 2015, 03:14:26 PM
I'm seven
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 09, 2015, 03:15:55 PM
I'm seven

And what is this?
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Samson Manhug on December 09, 2015, 03:44:07 PM
I'm 30. Do Founders™ post on message boards? Surely not.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: T-Short on December 09, 2015, 03:46:50 PM
35 over here. not very well kept
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 09, 2015, 03:52:22 PM
Snorenado desperately waiting for chrono and Drinky to show up...
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: nudemacusers on December 09, 2015, 03:54:06 PM
I'm seven
Pm sent
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Tasty on December 09, 2015, 04:20:28 PM
I'm seven
Pm sent

:jared
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: nudemacusers on December 09, 2015, 04:34:23 PM
I'm seven
Pm sent

:jared
I was going to warn him about the dangers of the Internet! Course the best way to do so is over Skype.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 09, 2015, 04:40:03 PM
Snorenado desperately waiting for chrono and Drinky to show up...

Snorenado probably hasn't even read the replies yet; too busy forwarding funny emails to all his living friends and family.  I look forward to his response at 5 in the morning when he wakes up. 
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: studyguy on December 09, 2015, 06:25:10 PM
28, but really after 25 I just sort of forgot exactly how old sometimes when put on the spot.
Genuinely slips my mind every now and then.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 09, 2015, 06:27:03 PM
Snorenado desperately waiting for chrono and Drinky to show up...

 :shaq2
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2015, 06:28:19 PM
Maybe they're won't be another Cruncheons because the other hosts died of old age.  :doge
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 09, 2015, 06:33:42 PM
Eel is also older than me by a couple years, I wanna say. Pretty sure Frag is a year or two younger, though.

Of everyone, I'm easily in the worst shape, though. Gotta die sometime!
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 09, 2015, 06:37:06 PM
28, but really after 25 I just sort of forgot exactly how old sometimes when put on the spot.
Genuinely slips my mind every now and then.

I got carded the other day, and asked my age, took me a suspicious amount of time :lol
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Boogie on December 09, 2015, 06:39:03 PM
31
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: studyguy on December 09, 2015, 06:51:05 PM
28, but really after 25 I just sort of forgot exactly how old sometimes when put on the spot.
Genuinely slips my mind every now and then.

I got carded the other day, and asked my age, took me a suspicious amount of time :lol

No joke was at a quince for my younger cousin like two years back maybe?
They had a bar but it was behind security. I was sitting drinking with my cousins when one of the guards comes up and asks me for my ID, like whatever okay. Like a fucking idiot I had all of my old ID's on me including the one from when I was under 18. I must have been fucked up by then because somehow I handed them that one. The dude picks me up and basically goes in Spanish, "Pick up your juice and drink it somewhere else, son"   :heh :fbm

I was like nah nah wait, but my uncles and cousins were all bullshitting saying I was under 21 and laughing the whole time. Fucked up breh, story gets told every time we're at a family party drinking now.  :stahp
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on December 09, 2015, 07:06:09 PM
28, but really after 25 I just sort of forgot exactly how old sometimes when put on the spot.
Genuinely slips my mind every now and then.

I've been doing this for a few years now. I am 25 and am turning 26 in a few months, but still often say 24.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: chronovore on December 09, 2015, 07:06:50 PM
I'm nearly twice Pallando's age. Two years ago I /was/ twice his age. Fucker's gaining on me.

25 and I've yet to explode or declare jihad #ArabExcellence
I love how well your avatar goes with most of your thread replies.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on December 09, 2015, 07:07:21 PM
28, but really after 25 I just sort of forgot exactly how old sometimes when put on the spot.
Genuinely slips my mind every now and then.

I've been doing this for a few years now. I am 25 and am turning 26 in a few months, but still often say 24.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 09, 2015, 07:20:20 PM
I got carded for the first time in my life this year.  It was because I was buying booze with my babyfaced Asian friend. 
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Dickie Dee on December 09, 2015, 07:28:19 PM
35 but still get carded. Don't see it, I think I look hagged as fuck, this last ~decade hasn't been easy :fbm

6ft 210lb so it's not like I'm a wee pixie who only ages while in the faerie world.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 09, 2015, 09:37:58 PM
26

When I joined evilbore I was 15 I think

Christ
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 09, 2015, 09:44:32 PM
26

When I joined evilbore I was 15 I think

Christ

Me too dude.  :(  Wanna hug? 
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: thisismyusername on December 09, 2015, 09:44:45 PM
this was a #1 song that year
 :doge

if you get it right I'll give you bore gold

'86. So 29-30 nearly. Come on. :gurl
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2015, 09:55:31 PM
this was a #1 song that year
 :doge

if you get it right I'll give you bore gold

'86. So 29-30 nearly. Come on. :gurl

Wrong
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: mormapope on December 09, 2015, 10:05:58 PM
Phoenix you are 28 years old, unless you're a Christmas baby, then you're 27.

Quote
It was a million-selling single and became Billboard's number-one song of 1987.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2015, 10:09:06 PM
Phoenix you are 28 years old, unless you're a Christmas baby, then you're 27.

Quote
It was a million-selling single and became Billboard's number-one song of 1987.

Someone who read the post and got it right :lawd

bore gold has been sent  :doge
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Beezy on December 09, 2015, 10:52:15 PM
27 for another 2 months.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on December 09, 2015, 11:24:07 PM
24. Feels like I irreparably fucked my life up, but I still got some time.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: thisismyusername on December 09, 2015, 11:25:23 PM
this was a #1 song that year
 :doge

if you get it right I'll give you bore gold

'86. So 29-30 nearly. Come on. :gurl

Wrong

Bitch. It released in '86. Unless you're counting record sales, but you didn't even mention that in your post. You only said single. The single-dropped in '86, it's still technically '86 despite getting radio-play in '87. But whatever.

In other news:

Quote
Use in other media
The song was used as the theme of the ending credits of the Japanese animated series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders (based off the manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) for the first 24 episodes.

Welp, time to watch JoJo.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2015, 11:59:21 PM
I said the year it was the #1 song, not the year it was released. You could have had bore gold but now you have nothing, to no one's tears.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 10, 2015, 01:00:31 AM
I feel like this thread was just a trap to call out Snorenado on his disability.

That and to inflate Benji's ego with likes.

all according to my keikaku
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: eleuin on December 10, 2015, 01:03:02 AM
 :jared

19, I started on neogaf when I was 15
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 10, 2015, 01:04:16 AM
26

When I joined evilbore I was 15 I think

Christ

I got my teenage gaming forums years out on Bnet, back when the site wasn't a turd.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on December 10, 2015, 01:14:31 AM
it was a number 1 song in 1986 you smug fuck:

Quote
reached number one in the US on December 20, staying at the top of the Hot 100 for four weeks, carrying it over into January 1987
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on December 10, 2015, 01:18:06 AM
for the record, I would still fuck Susanna Hoffs



fake edit: and now I know that this is a thing:
spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUnCsS5oWBc

the final shot with footage from Alfie is maybe the dumbest thing I've ever seen
[close]
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: VomKriege on December 10, 2015, 02:18:57 AM
34. Fuck I'm old :yeshrug
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2015, 03:29:22 AM
I came in here to make the joke benji preempted me on

... to make it anyway, I appear 33 outwardly but am canonically 21. forever 21.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: qq more on December 10, 2015, 03:44:18 AM
26 but ive been mistaken for younger  :lol
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Yulwei on December 10, 2015, 03:45:15 AM
25 and joined gaf when i was 17

i first joined the bore about 2 years after that, but i lost the password for my first account and eventually forgot about this place until 2013 when someone strongly hinted at it on gaf and got me googling again  :lol
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 10, 2015, 05:29:29 AM
it was a number 1 song in 1986 you smug fuck:

Quote
reached number one in the US on December 20, staying at the top of the Hot 100 for four weeks, carrying it over into January 1987
:snoop

Fuck the list I saw said January 87. Well I was born in 1987.

Bore gold for you, after all. To my tears.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Sausage on December 10, 2015, 07:03:59 AM
I'm 22 now. Already wasted 8 years of my life posting stupid shit on the internet.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 10, 2015, 07:49:18 AM
I'm 30 years old.  I still get carded but people shouldn't flatter themselves when they do.  It's more of a CYA thing than someone thinking you look like you're 21 or under.

I'm 22 now. Already wasted 8 years of my life posting stupid shit on the internet.

I've been on various messageboards now since I was 12.  At first you think "wow that sucks" but then I realize that I wasn't going to do anything productive with that time anyway.

Honestly when I was a teenager, I assumed I'd get the fuck off the internet when I went to college.  When I was in college, I assume I'd get off when I got a salaried job.  Now I just figure that I will always hang around some type of forum so fuck it, who cares.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 10, 2015, 08:56:54 AM
Snorenado and I would like you kids to be quiet so we can get irrationally upset at normal day to day activities.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on December 10, 2015, 09:41:15 AM
Started posting on lionheads forums when I was 11, in amazingly broken English of course. It was fun to go back and look at my olds posts, but Microsoft decided to wipe all the forum posts and topics a few years after buying Lionhead.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: bork on December 10, 2015, 09:53:43 AM
34.  And I've been wasting my life (lol failed forum) on the Internet since I was 12 in 1993.  Started out trolling chat rooms on AOL.  Used to troll the Red Dragon Inn all the time.

I have a pretty young looking face, but plenty of gray hair now-- got that Reed Richards/Doctor Strange thing starting to happen, although I buzz my hair so it's less noticeable.  I think it's funny when I get carded.  I don't drink but my wife will buy wine when we go grocery shopping and I can't figure out why sometimes I get carded and sometimes I don't.  I find it flattering too.   :P
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on December 10, 2015, 10:12:02 AM
I'm 25 but I honestly feel old which is silly in comparison to the actual older people here but I just do.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 10, 2015, 12:18:28 PM
I'm 25 but I honestly feel old which is silly in comparison to the actual older people here but I just do.

You're not old until your back sounds like Rice Krispies when you wake up.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 10, 2015, 12:29:25 PM
I'm 25 but I honestly feel old which is silly in comparison to the actual older people here but I just do.

You're not old until your back sounds like Rice Krispies when you wake up.

Truth.

 :foxx
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: El Babua on December 10, 2015, 01:03:07 PM
26  :-*
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Mupepe on December 10, 2015, 01:24:51 PM
I'm 29
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Dickie Dee on December 10, 2015, 05:47:10 PM
for the record, I would still fuck Susanna Hoffs

Susanna Hoffs is only canonically 56 years old.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on December 10, 2015, 06:55:33 PM
I'm just saying, if Satan is holding a gun to my head and says jake, have sex with someone 55 or older or I'm pulling the trigger, she's on the short list
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: brawndolicious on December 10, 2015, 09:10:42 PM
My over 50 fantasy is Terry Gross.  :D

I'm 27 and feel totally stuck in terms of social life/career which makes me feel too old but I feel like I have a better grip of real life than most of my peers which makes me feel like a combination of clueless and elitist.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: StealthFan on December 10, 2015, 09:29:17 PM
28, posting on GAF since I was 17. Been using the internet since I was 11.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Oblivion on December 10, 2015, 09:32:41 PM
Just turned 31 in October.

Which means I have a max of 9 years left before I (completely) lose the will to live.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 10, 2015, 10:50:46 PM
What about over 60? Mary Steenburgen
:lawd
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 10, 2015, 10:51:42 PM
Helen Mirren is 70, brehs, and WOULD
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 10, 2015, 11:04:34 PM
It's funny how young people think 50 is old but old people think 70 is sexy. 
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 10, 2015, 11:46:18 PM
Over 50? Marisa Tomei, Monica Bellucci, Mary-Louise Parker :lawd
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: chronovore on December 10, 2015, 11:46:42 PM
for the record, I would still fuck Susanna Hoffs

Susanna Hoffs is only canonically 56 years old.
I'd still get in line for Hoffs, too.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 10, 2015, 11:57:26 PM
for the record, I would still fuck Susanna Hoffs

Susanna Hoffs is only canonically 56 years old.
I'd still get in line for Hoffs, too.

You like them younger women, amirite? :shaq
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: chronovore on December 11, 2015, 12:00:37 AM
for the record, I would still fuck Susanna Hoffs

Susanna Hoffs is only canonically 56 years old.
I'd still get in line for Hoffs, too.

You like them younger women, amirite? :shaq
:dead

Au contraire, mon cherie, I'm all about those knowledgable older wimmen. Hoffs has 8 years of worldly knowledge on me.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Brehvolution on December 11, 2015, 09:18:39 AM
Walk like an Egyptian Magician.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: tiesto on December 11, 2015, 09:33:55 AM
Martha Stewart :yeshrug
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 11, 2015, 09:40:22 AM
Would, and i think she's like 53 now....damn

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_e_mQyEx3fbA/SCRosunrS0I/AAAAAAAAAhE/XgjyAdcX0D8/s400/gina_gershon_5.jpg)

Also

(http://content.asos-media.com/~/media/150414040055en-GB/Images/uk/2014/04/20-saturday/DRESS-FILES/liz-hurley-rex.jpg?mw=398)4

50 now? :dead
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 11, 2015, 10:13:56 AM
Is Elizabeth Hurley over 50? If so :noah


Yup

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Hurley

Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: nachobro on December 11, 2015, 12:33:48 PM
I'm only 30. Seems about in the middle for here.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: chronovore on December 11, 2015, 07:42:07 PM
So am I seriously the oldest borito, at a mere 48?
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 11, 2015, 07:45:37 PM
lol
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: Dickie Dee on December 11, 2015, 07:55:24 PM
So am I seriously the oldest borito, at a mere 48?

Apparently just two more years until you're fuckable!
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 11, 2015, 08:35:48 PM
Nice thread.
Nigella Lawson.
Title: Re: how old are all you people
Post by: chronovore on December 11, 2015, 11:07:33 PM
So am I seriously the oldest borito, at a mere 48?

Apparently just two more years until you're fuckable!

I'll let the wife know~!