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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on January 23, 2007, 09:29:53 PM

Title: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 23, 2007, 09:29:53 PM: :punch

i played some wow

:punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 23, 2007, 09:30:41 PM: I just used some eye drops. My eyes have been irritated for a few days now. Driving me nuts.

Edit: :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 23, 2007, 09:31:29 PM: :punch

i also make a really damn good clam chowder

:punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 23, 2007, 09:31:47 PM: Also, I've made like 200 posts in the past two days. Damn, that's sad.

:punch :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 23, 2007, 09:33:20 PM: I fucked this dirty slut with my manhood, and came all over her belly...

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then I woke up in a pool of my own jizz, staring at my most favorite Justin Timberlake poster.... :-*
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Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 23, 2007, 09:34:39 PM: I haven't eaten anything all day today. Probably why I'm talking all crazy.

In a little bit, I'm going to go get me a big triple meat, triple cheese burger from Whataburger.

:punch :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 23, 2007, 09:35:56 PM: you fuck that burger up, dude :punch

and if the clerk gives you shit, take a swig of bourbon from your hip flask, sock the motherfucker in the face, and tell 'em ol' drinky sent ya :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: brawndolicious on January 23, 2007, 09:36:16 PM: :punch
I'm signing up for my school's super smas bros. tournament.
:punch :punch
I could win $100 to use at the mall!
:punch
I'm gonna masturbate to fucking TDS in that game now.
:punch :punch

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Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 23, 2007, 09:38:23 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on January 23, 2007, 09:36:16 PM
:punch
I'm signing up for my school's super smas bros. tournament.
:punch :punch
I could win $100 to use at the mall!
:punch
I'm gonna masturbate to fucking TDS in that game now.
:punch :punch

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aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Dude, what.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: TVC15 on January 23, 2007, 09:39:02 PM: YEAH STRAIGHT MEN WOOOOOOO FUCK

(http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Liza%20Minnelli.jpg)

LOOK AT THAT I'D HIT THAT - IN THE CUNT YEAH LADIES!!

(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Cher-Photograph-C12148833.jpeg)

MMM LIKE A MAN BABY, I"D DO YOU LIKE A MAN

(http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/madonna_gay_2_small.jpg)

MMM YES ID O BELIEVE I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SOME VAGINA BUTTSERX WIUT H THAT!!
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 23, 2007, 09:39:36 PM: Fuck yeah!

What makes it even better is I'll be in my new truck (manly!) and I just bought a flask. I'll also roll up blasting "Wicked Garden" by Stone Temple Pilots (manly music!). First thing I'll say is...

"triple meat, triple cheese, no fucking onions. I hold the chains to bind you!"
"What, sir?"
"Shut up, bitch! :punch :punch"
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 23, 2007, 09:40:48 PM: new truck! AWESOME. :punch

what'd you get :punch

i'm still in my ol' trusty 2005 V6 4.0L Ranger -- it ain't a looker, but it gets the job done :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 23, 2007, 09:41:21 PM: Wicked Garden rules because it is also immediately followed by Sex-Type Thing :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 23, 2007, 09:42:43 PM: V6 4.6 Liter F-150 with a mean looking grill :punch :punch

I should roll up playing Los Infieles by Aventura. It's a song about how awesome it feels to fuck someone elses girlfriend. That's fucking manly. :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: demi on January 23, 2007, 09:43:01 PM: GONNA PLAY LUMINES LIVE :punch

GOT IT FOR FREE :punch

I AM AN INDUSTRY INSIDER :punch

I'M GONNA FUCK UP MY INTERVIEW TOMORROW :punch

BUT AT LEAST I'LL HAVE WENDY'S :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 23, 2007, 09:43:39 PM: Quote from: demi on January 23, 2007, 09:43:01 PM
GONNA PLAY LUMINES LIVE :punch

GOT IT FOR FREE :punch

I AM AN INDUSTRY INSIDER :punch

I'M GONNA FUCK UP MY INTERVIEW TOMORROW :punch

BUT AT LEAST I'LL HAVE WENDY'S :punch
Wendy's is fucking manly! :punch :punch

Dave was a pimp!
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 23, 2007, 09:44:05 PM: niiiiice :punch

that is truly a dude's truck :punch

push an audi into a freeway divider for me :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: TVC15 on January 23, 2007, 09:44:40 PM: Wow, they have made some decent advancement in the quality of these ladyboys.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 23, 2007, 09:46:22 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 23, 2007, 09:44:05 PM
niiiiice :punch

that is truly a dude's truck :punch

push an audi into a freeway divider for me :punch
Oh I will!

I was running Honda's off the road last night. :punch

Drinky, let's tailgate it this Friday with a 24 pack :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: brawndolicious on January 23, 2007, 09:47:30 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 23, 2007, 09:38:23 PM
Quote from: am nintenho on January 23, 2007, 09:36:16 PM
:punch
I'm signing up for my school's super smas bros. tournament.
:punch :punch
I could win $100 to use at the mall!
:punch
I'm gonna masturbate to fucking TDS in that game now.
:punch :punch
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Dude, what.
Up your ass and through your heart.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 23, 2007, 09:47:33 PM: rock, we'll get blitzed, shoot some pool, fuck up some punks, and get tossed in the clink :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 23, 2007, 09:47:45 PM: Oh shit, my post above is done so manly and perfect that the punches are lined up in a descending order :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 23, 2007, 09:49:16 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 23, 2007, 09:47:33 PM
rock, we'll get blitzed, shoot some pool, fuck up some punks, and get tossed in the clink :punch

Fuck yeah. We'll even get some women and pound them out in the back of our trucks. We won't lay any blankets down or sleeping bags, she's going to feel the cold steel of my F-150 extended bed on her ass while she feels the warmth and love of my girth and tongue :punch

BITCH :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 23, 2007, 10:00:08 PM: I'm sitting in my wood paneled den, polishing my guns as "The Ballad of the Green Berets" plays on an old 45.

HARUMPH! :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Beezy on January 23, 2007, 10:22:49 PM: I approve of the greatness that is this thread. :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 23, 2007, 10:23:48 PM: I love pounding Vag!!
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 23, 2007, 10:24:42 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 23, 2007, 10:23:48 PM
I love pounding Vag!!
Where the fuck is your punch? :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: futami on January 23, 2007, 10:27:07 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 23, 2007, 09:31:29 PM
:punch

i also make a really damn good clam chowder

:punch

did it have a lot of lumps?
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 23, 2007, 10:35:28 PM: I got a double steak burrito from Fajita Express tonight :punch

I am proud that my bowels probably look like the slaughterhouse from TCM :punch

I played Crackdown just to throw motherfuckers off rooftops :punch

I tried counting my chest hair but stopped when I got to the number THAT'S A LOT OF FUCKING CHEST HAIR :punch

Then I trimmed my toenails by ripping off the excess with my bare hands, fuck a clipper :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 23, 2007, 10:37:56 PM: I just beat Twlight Princess on the Cube. Now it's time to pick up my wife at the gym, bring her home and have her make me my damn dinner! (http://208.109.107.74/forum/Smileys/default/punch.gif)

If throwing one's wife into the kitchen to make her husband dinner isn't straight enough for you, I don't know what is.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 23, 2007, 10:46:16 PM: Quote from: distantmantra on January 23, 2007, 10:37:56 PM
I just beat Twlight Princess on the Cube. Now it's time to pick up my wife at the gym, bring her home and have her make me my damn dinner! (http://208.109.107.74/forum/Smileys/default/punch.gif)

If throwing one's wife into the kitchen to make her husband dinner isn't straight enough for you, I don't know what is.
That's pretty fucking awesome :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 23, 2007, 10:50:58 PM: I was going to contribute, but I remembered that I watched American Idol and a "Grease: Your The One That I Want" tonight.

:'(
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 23, 2007, 10:52:00 PM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on January 23, 2007, 10:50:58 PM
I was going to contribute, but I remembered that I watched American Idol and a "Grease: Your The One That I Want" tonight.

:'(

Get out!

:gun
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: bagofeyes on January 23, 2007, 10:52:54 PM: I'm eating a ham and cheese sandwich :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: G The Resurrected on January 23, 2007, 10:53:06 PM: I'm going to go play wow right now
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Error Macro on January 24, 2007, 12:13:08 AM: :punch

I'm listening to some HEAVY METAL

:punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 24, 2007, 12:19:33 AM: I just watched a football movie, and im gonna finish off the day by masterbating to some big titty action. :gun
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Boogie on January 24, 2007, 12:20:47 AM: TELLING OFF SLEAZY ROOMIES WHO WANT TO MOVE OUT EARLY AND STICK THE REST OF US WITH THEIR SHARE OF THE RENT :punch

EATING TOO MUCH MCCAIN CAKE :punch

RESEARCHING FROM A BOOK WHOSE AUTHOR HAS A SERIOUS HARD-ON FOR FDR HATE :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: aoi tsuki on January 24, 2007, 12:25:58 AM: i' drinking a cheap bottle of sleeping pills and some rum. i wonder homw nay pills i can take and still wake up. i wonder if you could die from snortin g sleeping pills. The pills are vblue so i would ook like iwas snorting powdered hedghogs. :lol
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: cloudwalking on January 24, 2007, 01:13:57 AM: i'm in sweatpants and a hoodie :punch
eating spicy nachos and drinking beer :punch *burp* :-[
playing lost planet :punch
just practiced guitar :punch

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i promise i'm a girl :'( i'm wearing hello kitty slippers
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Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Beezy on January 24, 2007, 01:17:13 AM: I got more respect for cloudwalking than FoC! :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 24, 2007, 01:17:44 AM: :lol
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Boogie on January 24, 2007, 01:57:10 AM: Quote from: Beezy on January 24, 2007, 01:17:13 AM
I got more respect for cloudwalking than FoC! :punch

that doesn't sound especially impressive.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Beezy on January 24, 2007, 02:08:31 AM: Quote from: Boogie on January 24, 2007, 01:57:10 AM
Quote from: Beezy on January 24, 2007, 01:17:13 AM
I got more respect for cloudwalking than FoC! :punch

that doesn't sound especially impressive.

True, but I take any chance that I get to badmouth FoC.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: The Sceneman on January 24, 2007, 03:27:46 AM: I just drank some beer on an empty stomach and downloaded 1 gig of porn :punch :mrt

Now Im emailing a beautiful Chinese babe of Nzdating.com :punch :whip :elephant :rapetime
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: T-Short on January 24, 2007, 04:01:41 AM: I just watched this fight scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: The Sceneman on January 24, 2007, 04:46:51 AM: Quote from: Hyoushi on January 24, 2007, 04:01:41 AM
I just watched this fight scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY :punch

Thats the best thing Ive seen in a while
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: bagofeyes on January 24, 2007, 04:47:54 AM: I'm thinking about buying a car.

A fast one! :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: G The Resurrected on January 24, 2007, 04:58:59 AM: I just took a new character in WoW from 1-12 in less than 6 hours.

FUCK YEAH :punch :punch :punch

Now i'm gonna go jack off to my copious amounts of pictures. :hump :hump :hump :shh
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2007, 05:08:45 AM: Does this "straight talk" mean I can't, like... talk?
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2007, 05:16:53 AM: Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2007, 05:08:45 AM
Does this "straight talk" mean I can't, like... talk?

You can talk, but it had better be all HETERO MANLY. :punch

F'rinstance, compliment these tittays:

(http://static.flickr.com/55/119805960_a7f19d6d13.jpg)
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2007, 05:18:35 AM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on January 24, 2007, 05:16:53 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2007, 05:08:45 AM
Does this "straight talk" mean I can't, like... talk?

You can talk, but it had better be all HETERO MANLY. :punch

F'rinstance, compliment these tittays:

(http://static.flickr.com/55/119805960_a7f19d6d13.jpg)

Any competent taco like myself would know those are the titties of Mizz Scarlett Jo.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: bagofeyes on January 24, 2007, 05:18:48 AM: I'm sucking the screen :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Diablos on January 24, 2007, 08:09:00 AM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on January 24, 2007, 05:16:53 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2007, 05:08:45 AM
Does this "straight talk" mean I can't, like... talk?

You can talk, but it had better be all HETERO MANLY. :punch

F'rinstance, compliment these tittays:

(http://static.flickr.com/55/119805960_a7f19d6d13.jpg)

:punch :punch I'd hit that like there's no tomorrow :punch :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2007, 06:03:09 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 23, 2007, 09:41:21 PM
Wicked Garden rules because it is also immediately followed by Sex-Type Thing :punch

Dude, you like STP?!?! :punch

That's a good punch though. :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: APF on January 24, 2007, 06:26:24 PM: Cryin for no reason :punch

Drawin hearts in my diary :punch

An twirlin my hair :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2007, 06:27:31 PM: I'm playing Burnout Revenge and killing innocent drivers by ramming into them. :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 24, 2007, 06:31:20 PM: :punch I'm sucking off my copies of Yojimbo and Sanjuro on DVD before selling them :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Stocky on January 24, 2007, 07:15:34 PM: I'M LISTENING TO ELVIS :punch :punch

AND ENJOYING IT :punch :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2007, 09:30:31 PM: Hay boys. I just got back from grocery shopping. :elephant
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2007, 09:35:51 PM: i'm eating buffalo wings :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: TVC15 on January 24, 2007, 09:51:18 PM: Who's that in your icon, Nick? Another child molester?
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: whiteACID on January 24, 2007, 09:52:14 PM: I'm in love
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2007, 09:52:27 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 24, 2007, 09:51:18 PM
Who's that in your icon, Nick? Another child molester?
Looks like Jude Law on crack.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2007, 09:52:37 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on January 24, 2007, 09:52:14 PM
I'm in love
With me?
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2007, 09:53:07 PM: thanx hoes. It's me.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: whiteACID on January 24, 2007, 09:53:40 PM: His name is Nick
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2007, 09:54:42 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2007, 09:53:07 PM
thanx hoes. It's me.
Awesome!

:punch :punch

You look like you just got out of prison. Manly. :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Catz on January 24, 2007, 09:55:57 PM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on January 24, 2007, 05:16:53 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2007, 05:08:45 AM
Does this "straight talk" mean I can't, like... talk?

You can talk, but it had better be all HETERO MANLY. :punch

F'rinstance, compliment these tittays:

(http://static.flickr.com/55/119805960_a7f19d6d13.jpg)

hey cool I have a dress similar to that one :punch

and I'm drinking an ice cold peach snaple :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2007, 09:58:02 PM: Quote from: Catz on January 24, 2007, 09:55:57 PM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on January 24, 2007, 05:16:53 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2007, 05:08:45 AM
Does this "straight talk" mean I can't, like... talk?

You can talk, but it had better be all HETERO MANLY. :punch

F'rinstance, compliment these tittays:

(http://static.flickr.com/55/119805960_a7f19d6d13.jpg)

hey cool I have a dress similar to that one :punch

and I'm drinking an ice cold peach snaple :punch
Take a picture of you in it!

:punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: TVC15 on January 24, 2007, 09:58:44 PM: You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they? They be purty.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Catz on January 24, 2007, 10:02:33 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on January 24, 2007, 09:58:02 PM
Quote from: Catz on January 24, 2007, 09:55:57 PM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on January 24, 2007, 05:16:53 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2007, 05:08:45 AM
Does this "straight talk" mean I can't, like... talk?

You can talk, but it had better be all HETERO MANLY. :punch

F'rinstance, compliment these tittays:

(http://static.flickr.com/55/119805960_a7f19d6d13.jpg)

hey cool I have a dress similar to that one :punch

and I'm drinking an ice cold peach snaple :punch
Take a picture of you in it!

:punch

I just might! :punch

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 24, 2007, 09:58:44 PM
You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they? They be purty.

Who are you talking to? :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Beezy on January 24, 2007, 10:02:54 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2007, 09:30:31 PM
Hay boys. I just got back from grocery shopping. :elephant

:lol

Im gonna go put a pizza in the oven because I'm too manly to cook. :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: TVC15 on January 24, 2007, 10:05:11 PM: Quote from: Catz on January 24, 2007, 10:02:33 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on January 24, 2007, 09:58:02 PM
Quote from: Catz on January 24, 2007, 09:55:57 PM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on January 24, 2007, 05:16:53 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2007, 05:08:45 AM
Does this "straight talk" mean I can't, like... talk?

You can talk, but it had better be all HETERO MANLY. :punch

F'rinstance, compliment these tittays:

(http://static.flickr.com/55/119805960_a7f19d6d13.jpg)

hey cool I have a dress similar to that one :punch

and I'm drinking an ice cold peach snaple :punch
Take a picture of you in it!

:punch

I just might! :punch

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 24, 2007, 09:58:44 PM
You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they? They be purty.

Who are you talking to? :punch

Nick, actually, not that you aren't the cutie yourself.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2007, 10:12:21 PM: Quote from: Catz on January 24, 2007, 10:02:33 PM

I just might! :punch

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 24, 2007, 09:58:44 PM
You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they? They be purty.

Who are you talking to? :punch
Please, do. :-* :punch

TVC, quit hitting on her! :punch :punch Prick :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: whiteACID on January 24, 2007, 10:13:54 PM: Hit'em up nicca :punch

nicca hit'em up :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2007, 10:14:16 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on January 24, 2007, 10:13:54 PM
Hit'em up nicca

nicca hit'em up
HELL YAH! :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 24, 2007, 10:15:28 PM: Damn Mupepe, give the pimp hand some rest! :lol
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2007, 10:16:24 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 24, 2007, 10:15:28 PM
Damn Mupepe, give the pimp hand some rest! :lol
Catz is my numba 1 lady :punch :punch

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Catz, can I touch you? Let me touch you!
[close]
Do you remember that, baby boo? :punch :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 24, 2007, 10:18:47 PM: Prost in 3... 2... 1...
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2007, 10:19:06 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 24, 2007, 09:58:44 PM
You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they? They be purty.
Ja, not photoshop-ed.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2007, 10:19:36 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 24, 2007, 10:18:47 PM
Prost in 3... 2... 1...
Prost has invited me to three-somes. He knows about our love.

Catz is my numba 1 lady and Prost is my numba 1 man.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: whiteACID on January 24, 2007, 10:25:51 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2007, 10:19:06 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 24, 2007, 09:58:44 PM
You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they? They be purty.
Ja, not photoshop-ed.
Mine are better
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Catz on January 24, 2007, 10:26:45 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on January 24, 2007, 10:12:21 PM
Quote from: Catz on January 24, 2007, 10:02:33 PM

I just might! :punch

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 24, 2007, 09:58:44 PM
You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they? They be purty.

Who are you talking to? :punch
Please, do. :-* :punch

TVC, quit hitting on her! :punch :punch Prick :punch

(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w125/catzgirl/100_0364.jpg)

eat your heart out scarlet :punch :-*

thank you tvc :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 24, 2007, 10:27:52 PM: Wait a... oh my.... oh jeeez.... ummm.... :hyper :-*
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: whiteACID on January 24, 2007, 10:28:00 PM: Catz is making me question my sexuality.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2007, 10:28:39 PM: Quote from: Catz on January 24, 2007, 10:26:45 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on January 24, 2007, 10:12:21 PM
Quote from: Catz on January 24, 2007, 10:02:33 PM

I just might! :punch

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 24, 2007, 09:58:44 PM
You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they? They be purty.

Who are you talking to? :punch
Please, do. :-* :punch

TVC, quit hitting on her! :punch :punch Prick :punch

(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w125/catzgirl/100_0364.jpg)

eat your heart out scarlet :punch :-*

thank you tvc :punch
OMG! Now this is the girl I fell in love with! Can I make it my new avatar?? LOLZ

BTW, you're beautiful :-*

Oh yeah and :punch :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 24, 2007, 10:29:31 PM: This thread just got a whole lot straighter. :drool
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Christopher on January 24, 2007, 10:50:03 PM: (http://www.sexyhotthongs.com/stacy/images/set44o.jpg)
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 24, 2007, 10:50:56 PM: Uh... is that.... who is that?
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Christopher on January 24, 2007, 10:51:55 PM: dunno but it's been too gay around here lately I was actually googling something for TVC when that came up and I figured since it shows no happy it can pass by mrqueerface's moderation.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2007, 12:14:39 AM: I studied all damn day. Sigh.

I managed to chat up a few new girls today at least
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Boogie on January 25, 2007, 12:16:36 AM: Quote from: Catz on January 24, 2007, 10:26:45 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on January 24, 2007, 10:12:21 PM
Quote from: Catz on January 24, 2007, 10:02:33 PM

I just might! :punch

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 24, 2007, 09:58:44 PM
You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they? They be purty.

Who are you talking to? :punch
Please, do. :-* :punch

TVC, quit hitting on her! :punch :punch Prick :punch

(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w125/catzgirl/100_0364.jpg)

eat your heart out scarlet :punch :-*

thank you tvc :punch

okay, that's hawt :-*
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 25, 2007, 12:21:01 AM: Boogie, do not hit on her!
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Prost on January 25, 2007, 01:34:31 AM: Quote from: Catz on January 24, 2007, 10:26:45 PM

(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w125/catzgirl/100_0364.jpg)

WHOA BABY!! :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Mupepe on January 25, 2007, 05:24:11 PM: Quote from: Prost on January 25, 2007, 01:34:31 AM
Quote from: Catz on January 24, 2007, 10:26:45 PM

(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w125/catzgirl/100_0364.jpg)

WHOA BABY!! :punch
Whoa to you too! :punch ;)
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: demi on January 25, 2007, 05:56:02 PM: Quote from: Catz on January 24, 2007, 10:26:45 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on January 24, 2007, 10:12:21 PM
Quote from: Catz on January 24, 2007, 10:02:33 PM

I just might! :punch

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 24, 2007, 09:58:44 PM
You're eyes aren't really that blue, are they? They be purty.

Who are you talking to? :punch
Please, do. :-* :punch

TVC, quit hitting on her! :punch :punch Prick :punch

(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w125/catzgirl/100_0364.jpg)

eat your heart out scarlet :punch :-*

thank you tvc :punch

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Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: DJ_Tet on January 25, 2007, 06:23:01 PM: Damn, and just when I thought I wouldn't have any more pics to add to the folder. You certainly fill out that dress well Catz :-*
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2007, 06:25:17 PM: Wow.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: G The Resurrected on January 25, 2007, 06:34:09 PM: No words catz. Acid/Cloud you gotta bring the A game girls. Step this shit up to the next level.

Demi: what is the premise behind manstrokewoman? That scene got me rollin.

Oh and this gay shit needs to stop. Cause if it doesnt i'm gonna start posting nude pictures again. Thats not a threat its a promise :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Himu on January 31, 2007, 01:28:24 PM: There's this black girl in my psychology class and I think I'm attracted to her. I'm pretty happy now, because she's intelligent, isn't loud, and has a lot of personality. I asked her if she wanted to study sometime, and she suggested we should study together alone, so that's cool. Knowing my luck with black women something stupid will happen that'll make my possible banging of her pig intestines hole difficult, like already having a boyfriend -- who's in prison -- or something that fucking stupid like that.

She seems pretty interested though so I just gotta keep going from there.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: demi on January 31, 2007, 01:38:53 PM: Quote from: Himuro on January 31, 2007, 01:28:24 PM
There's this black girl in my psychology class and I think I'm attracted to her. I'm pretty happy now, because she's intelligent, isn't loud, and has a lot of personality. I asked her if she wanted to study sometime, and she suggested we should study together alone, so that's cool. Knowing my luck with black women something stupid will happen that'll make my possible banging of her pig intestines hole difficult, like already having a boyfriend -- who's in prison -- or something that fucking stupid like that.

She seems pretty interested though so I just gotta keep going from there.

:punch punch her in the face :punch

:punch fuck her in the ass :punch

:punch tell her i love you with a black eye :punch

:punch you aren't a man if she's not afraid of you :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 31, 2007, 01:39:46 PM: You know how awesome girls have it? They can just look at themselves naked all day long in the mirror.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Tauntaun on January 31, 2007, 01:42:21 PM: Last night I played FFXII until I was really tired! :punch

Tonight I'm going to get together with 3 friends and we're going to talk about making a shmup! :punch

Quote from: Himuro on January 31, 2007, 01:28:24 PM
There's this black girl in my psychology class and I think I'm attracted to her. I'm pretty happy now, because she's intelligent, isn't loud, and has a lot of personality. I asked her if she wanted to study sometime, and she suggested we should study together alone, so that's cool. Knowing my luck with black women something stupid will happen that'll make my possible banging of her pig intestines hole difficult, like already having a boyfriend -- who's in prison -- or something that fucking stupid like that.

She seems pretty interested though so I just gotta keep going from there.

PENIS PUMP! :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Himu on January 31, 2007, 01:47:56 PM: Quote from: demi on January 31, 2007, 01:38:53 PM
Quote from: Himuro on January 31, 2007, 01:28:24 PM
There's this black girl in my psychology class and I think I'm attracted to her. I'm pretty happy now, because she's intelligent, isn't loud, and has a lot of personality. I asked her if she wanted to study sometime, and she suggested we should study together alone, so that's cool. Knowing my luck with black women something stupid will happen that'll make my possible banging of her pig intestines hole difficult, like already having a boyfriend -- who's in prison -- or something that fucking stupid like that.

She seems pretty interested though so I just gotta keep going from there.

:punch punch her in the face :punch

:punch fuck her in the ass :punch

:punch tell her i love you with a black eye :punch

:punch you aren't a man if she's not afraid of you :punch

:punch :punch :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 31, 2007, 04:03:48 PM: :( I just went to check the mail and I tripped on the stairs on my way back :(

It burns and stings at the same time....i havnt felt this kind of pain in a long time.I got blood and a hole in my pajamas now :(
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Sido on January 31, 2007, 04:07:23 PM: im going to physical examination tomorrow :punch :punch
the military wants me!! :gun :ninja
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Himu on January 31, 2007, 04:08:00 PM: :(
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 31, 2007, 04:09:01 PM: The military wants warm bodies.

I bet you'll pass the physical if you can walk and lift up ten pounds over your head.
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 31, 2007, 04:12:42 PM: Quote from: Junpei Heat! on January 31, 2007, 04:03:48 PM
:( I just went to check the mail and I tripped on the stairs on my way back :(

It burns and stings at the same time....i havnt felt this kind of pain in a long time.I got blood and a hole in my pajamas now :(

Stairs are my absolute worst enemies. Really in past month I have fallen down them 4 times. And they always strike at night, when I'm half a sleep. I must have raped their mother in in past life. :punch :punch :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Tauntaun on January 31, 2007, 04:13:09 PM: Quote from: Junpei Heat! on January 31, 2007, 04:03:48 PM
:( I just went to check the mail and I tripped on the stairs on my way back :(

It burns and stings at the same time....i havnt felt this kind of pain in a long time.I got blood and a hole in my pajamas now :(
AAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH! Life is built on blood, sweat & tears! You are growing up! This gives me a raging heterosexual BONER! :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Sido on January 31, 2007, 04:14:09 PM: Quote from: malek4980 on January 31, 2007, 04:09:01 PM
I bet you'll pass the physical if you can walk and lift up ten pounds over your head.
i can do that! :punch .. . .
actually. yah. but im only going for the obligatory 9 months.
im not gonna spend my life crouching through muddy puddles and shit
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Tauntaun on January 31, 2007, 04:26:32 PM: Quote from: Sido on January 31, 2007, 04:14:09 PM
Quote from: malek4980 on January 31, 2007, 04:09:01 PM
I bet you'll pass the physical if you can walk and lift up ten pounds over your head.
i can do that! :punch .. . .
actually. yah. but im only going for the obligatory 9 months.
im not gonna spend my life crouching through muddy puddles and shit
Dude be safe, watch out for predator if you're ever in a really hot jungle! I've got some pre-boot camp training for you: http://www.realultimatepower.net/ (http://www.realultimatepower.net/) You'll thank me when some jihadi comes running at you screaming like a banshee and your squad mates are totally flipping out (in a bad way) and you are super calm because you've grown in the ninja ways and you totally punch the guy in his wind pipe with your penis and save the day!

Edit: Almost forgot... :punch :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 31, 2007, 04:27:58 PM: :punch I just fucked a guy in the ass, and didn't even give him a reach-around :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Sido on January 31, 2007, 04:32:18 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on January 31, 2007, 04:26:32 PM
Dude be safe, watch out for predator if you're ever in a really hot jungle! I've got some pre-boot camp training for you: http://www.realultimatepower.net/ (http://www.realultimatepower.net/) You'll thank me when some jihadi comes running at you screaming like a banshee and your squad mates are totally flipping out (in a bad way) and you are super calm because you've grown in the ninja ways and you totally punch the guy in his wind pipe with your penis and save the day!

Edit: Almost forgot... :punch :punch
thanks dude!! :spiderman i'll be totally prepared! :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE STRAIGHT TALK -- no BENDERS, no POOFS, no BUGGERMONGERS
Post by: Tauntaun on January 31, 2007, 04:37:20 PM: I give my wife orgasms with just A LOOK! :punch