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Title: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 27, 2015, 03:51:53 PM
http://kotaku.com/boy-opens-christmas-playstation-4-finds-a-block-of-woo-1749852904

God bless us, every one.  :preach
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: Tasty on December 27, 2015, 06:39:15 PM
TBH I'd probably get more enjoyment out of that myself. :aah
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 27, 2015, 06:48:05 PM
Pics or it didn't happen
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 27, 2015, 07:27:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/a6RXiQN.jpg)

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And imagine how shocked parents Kristin and Brian were when the saw what was scrawled on the wood—”From cock and balls with love”, along with a picture of those two things.
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: Mupepe on December 27, 2015, 08:21:26 PM
He's 9 and still believed in Santa? He was crying in the playroom and sulking like a little bitch? Dude that shit would have had me rolling at that age. And I would have been fine when my dad tells me we just gotta go back to the store and get another one.
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 27, 2015, 09:21:59 PM
He's 9 and still believed in Santa? He was crying in the playroom and sulking like a little bitch? Dude that shit would have had me rolling at that age. And I would have been fine when my dad tells me we just gotta go back to the store and get another one.

Dad probably did it himself, now he's got 2 PS4s, $100 giftcard, and Uncharted. Santa's (not) dead. :preach
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 27, 2015, 09:28:45 PM
The dick really makes the story.
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: Huff on December 27, 2015, 10:08:58 PM
pretty piss poor dick tbh
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 27, 2015, 10:21:53 PM
In a way, we all found a wooden block with a with a piss poor dick when we opened the box.
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 27, 2015, 10:25:57 PM
I was really disappointed by the "headset."

Once again previous gens > this one, christ.
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: Mods Help on December 27, 2015, 10:38:34 PM
when i got my ps4 i had no idea what the headset even was

took me a second to realize that was the headset like wtf
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: chronovore on December 29, 2015, 09:21:45 AM
In related news, the PS4 ships with a headset.

Also related, you can use any other standard-jack headset if you don't like the one they gave you.

Kid probably has the most recent iPhone and a tablet PC, so fuck him and his Santa.
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 29, 2015, 09:26:54 AM
I feel bad for the kid if that actually happened. However the skeptic in me says the dad set this up. Call it a hunch.
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2015, 10:02:35 AM
Dick and balls definitely supports more games than a PS4.
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 29, 2015, 10:04:36 AM
Dick and balls definitely supports more games than a PS4.

Well most peoples, not so much the majority of you Borians. Single player only.
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 30, 2015, 12:44:04 AM
He's 9 and still believed in Santa? He was crying in the playroom and sulking like a little bitch? Dude that shit would have had me rolling at that age. And I would have been fine when my dad tells me we just gotta go back to the store and get another one.

are you seriously talking smack about a 9 year old
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2015, 06:29:03 AM
The world would be better off if we talked more smack about children. Also children need to die in movies more. Not a fan of kids growing up thinking they can't be touched. I grew up watching Stand By Me, The Good Son, My Girl, and other films that confronted me with my own mortality. And look how I turned out.
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: Mupepe on December 30, 2015, 07:26:08 AM
Hell yes I am.  Children are more often than not terrible.

Children :yuck
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: Mods Help on December 30, 2015, 11:18:06 AM
Dick and balls definitely supports more games than a PS4.

Not when SFV drops :rejoice
Title: Re: Boy Opens Christmas PlayStation 4, Finds A Block Of Wood With A Dick On It
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 30, 2015, 02:05:23 PM
The world would be better off if we talked more smack about children. Also children need to die in movies more. Not a fan of kids growing up thinking they can't be touched. I grew up watching Stand By Me, The Good Son, My Girl, and other films that confronted me with my own mortality. And look how I turned out.

I too always wanted to see the kids get decimated by the raptors in Jurassic Park.  Like a full 10 minutes of them screaming in anguish.