THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on December 27, 2015, 03:51:53 PM
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http://kotaku.com/boy-opens-christmas-playstation-4-finds-a-block-of-woo-1749852904
God bless us, every one. :preach
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TBH I'd probably get more enjoyment out of that myself. :aah
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Pics or it didn't happen
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(http://i.imgur.com/a6RXiQN.jpg)
And imagine how shocked parents Kristin and Brian were when the saw what was scrawled on the wood—”From cock and balls with love”, along with a picture of those two things.
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He's 9 and still believed in Santa? He was crying in the playroom and sulking like a little bitch? Dude that shit would have had me rolling at that age. And I would have been fine when my dad tells me we just gotta go back to the store and get another one.
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He's 9 and still believed in Santa? He was crying in the playroom and sulking like a little bitch? Dude that shit would have had me rolling at that age. And I would have been fine when my dad tells me we just gotta go back to the store and get another one.
Dad probably did it himself, now he's got 2 PS4s, $100 giftcard, and Uncharted. Santa's (not) dead. :preach
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The dick really makes the story.
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pretty piss poor dick tbh
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In a way, we all found a wooden block with a with a piss poor dick when we opened the box.
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I was really disappointed by the "headset."
Once again previous gens > this one, christ.
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when i got my ps4 i had no idea what the headset even was
took me a second to realize that was the headset like wtf
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In related news, the PS4 ships with a headset.
Also related, you can use any other standard-jack headset if you don't like the one they gave you.
Kid probably has the most recent iPhone and a tablet PC, so fuck him and his Santa.
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I feel bad for the kid if that actually happened. However the skeptic in me says the dad set this up. Call it a hunch.
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Dick and balls definitely supports more games than a PS4.
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Dick and balls definitely supports more games than a PS4.
Well most peoples, not so much the majority of you Borians. Single player only.
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He's 9 and still believed in Santa? He was crying in the playroom and sulking like a little bitch? Dude that shit would have had me rolling at that age. And I would have been fine when my dad tells me we just gotta go back to the store and get another one.
are you seriously talking smack about a 9 year old
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The world would be better off if we talked more smack about children. Also children need to die in movies more. Not a fan of kids growing up thinking they can't be touched. I grew up watching Stand By Me, The Good Son, My Girl, and other films that confronted me with my own mortality. And look how I turned out.
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Hell yes I am. Children are more often than not terrible.
Children :yuck
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Dick and balls definitely supports more games than a PS4.
Not when SFV drops :rejoice
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The world would be better off if we talked more smack about children. Also children need to die in movies more. Not a fan of kids growing up thinking they can't be touched. I grew up watching Stand By Me, The Good Son, My Girl, and other films that confronted me with my own mortality. And look how I turned out.
I too always wanted to see the kids get decimated by the raptors in Jurassic Park. Like a full 10 minutes of them screaming in anguish.