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Title: El Chapo caught. I can't wait for his next escape....
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 08, 2016, 04:15:06 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/08/americas/el-chapo-captured-mexico/index.html
Title: Re: El Chapo caught. I can't wait for his next escape....
Post by: Tasty on January 08, 2016, 04:21:28 PM
Except he already escaped from a "maximum security" jail last summer :doge
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 08, 2016, 04:28:26 PM
this time he will go to a maximumer security prison
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Post by: Boogie on January 08, 2016, 06:00:27 PM
Well done, Mexico.

Now, repeat after me:  EX-TRA-DITION.
Title: Re: El Chapo caught. I can't wait for his next escape....
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 08, 2016, 06:02:59 PM
Think you mean EX-TRA-DI-TION otherwise you just sound silly 
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Post by: team filler on January 08, 2016, 06:08:54 PM
#freechapo
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Post by: Boogie on January 08, 2016, 06:39:54 PM
Think you mean EX-TRA-DI-TION otherwise you just sound silly

 >:(
Title: Re: El Chapo caught. I can't wait for his next escape....
Post by: studyguy on January 08, 2016, 06:43:37 PM
Fully expect for him to pull some Hollywood tier bullshit.
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Post by: Huff on January 08, 2016, 07:20:49 PM
I think this is the point in the movie where the expendables come break him out
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2016, 07:21:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RviOwY0OKyE
 :drudge
Title: Re: El Chapo caught. I can't wait for his next escape....
Post by: T-Short on January 08, 2016, 07:52:41 PM
this time he will go to a maximumer security prison

(http://img.crazyhdsource.com/wp-content/cover/files/Fortress.1992.720p.BluRay.AAC2.0.x264-CRiSC.jpg)
Title: Re: El Chapo caught. I can't wait for his next escape....
Post by: Syph on January 09, 2016, 12:42:12 AM
The Guzman himself probs just does this everytime he gets tired of the Mrs.
Takes a vacation so he can get some peace and quiet until he gets bored and breaks out.  8)
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 09, 2016, 01:20:15 PM
http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/rocket-propelled-grenades-found-in-el-chapos-hideout-af-1751911055

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--zohVnz7C--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/lhtdmndbow5dih4nzlxr.jpg)

Stuff they confiscated from the raid. I'm actually a pretty fascinated that they got a 2013 still-boxed Blackberry in the lower right since I think Guzman would have wanted it so he doesn't have to learn a new phone UI. Just a random thing you have to prepare when harboring a fugitive.
Title: Re: El Chapo caught. I can't wait for his next escape....
Post by: Tasty on January 09, 2016, 07:43:54 PM
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/mexico-claims-el-chapos-interest-853584

Quote
"Another important aspect that allowed (us) to locate him was having discovered the intention of Guzman to shoot a biographical film, for which he established contact with actresses and producers," Gomez said.

:lol
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Post by: Rufus on January 09, 2016, 08:04:58 PM
...I guess he's confident he can get out again?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 09, 2016, 08:35:30 PM
He's just writing the third act
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 09, 2016, 11:55:51 PM
Apparently Sean Penn dun goof'd: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/10/world/americas/el-chapo-mexican-drug-lord-interview-with-sean-penn.html
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2016, 12:19:19 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EfMMNTD1x4
Title: Re: El Chapo caught. I can't wait for his next escape....
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on January 10, 2016, 12:43:00 AM
Quote
Espinoza and I have traveled many roads together, but none as unpredictable as the one we are now approaching. Espinoza is the owl who flies among falcons. Whether he's standing in the midst of a slum, a jungle or a battlefield, his idiosyncratic elegance, mischievous smile and self-effacing charm have a way of defusing threat. His bald head demands your attention to his twinkling eyes. He's a man fascinated and engaged. We whisper to each other in code. Finally a respite from the cyber technology that's been sizzling my brain and soul. We sit within quietude of fortified walls that are old New York hotel construction, when walls were walls, and telephones were usable without a Ph.D. We quietly make our plans, sensitive to the paradox that also in our hotel is President Enrique Peña Nieto of Mexico.



 :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck jfc I wish this motherfucker would fall into a volcano
Title: Re: El Chapo caught. I can't wait for his next escape....
Post by: Tasty on January 10, 2016, 02:54:58 AM
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/sean-penn-reportedly-under-investigation-853702

:doge
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 10, 2016, 12:01:14 PM
Coming Summer 2017,¡El Chapo's Day Out!, starring Cheech Marin as El Chapo and Benedict Cumberbatch as Sean Penn.
Title: Re: El Chapo caught. I can't wait for his next escape....
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 10, 2016, 03:17:55 PM
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/el-chapo-speaks-20160109?page=4

:doge
Title: Re: El Chapo caught. I can't wait for his next escape....
Post by: Tasty on January 10, 2016, 10:56:28 PM
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/isis-chief-abruptly-cancels-meeting-with-sean-penn?intcid=mod-latest

:lol