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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cerveza mas fina on February 02, 2016, 05:41:58 AM

Title: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 02, 2016, 05:41:58 AM
Some girl in school pointed at a map and said wow Russia is so big. So I explained to her that the Mercator map is warped and that Russia isn't that big.

She was all like "uuh I'm not sure thats true" and then "wow that changes all I ever thought"

Girl next to her also didn't know, despite her studying tourism

 :patel
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: archnemesis on February 02, 2016, 05:52:26 AM
Russia is pretty big on a globe too, and 70% larger than the second largest country.

(http://www.odt.org/Pictures/Water4x6.jpg)
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: benjipwns on February 02, 2016, 06:26:06 AM
archnemesis handing out L's today
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2016, 08:05:36 AM
Fuck Antarctica.  I handed it a fucking L today by driving to work without a catalytic converter.  Melt, bitch.
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 02, 2016, 12:48:21 PM
how can you drive without a cat converter? Doesn't that make the engine chug and wheeze like a bitch?
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2016, 12:52:51 PM
how can you drive without a cat converter? Doesn't that make the engine chug and wheeze like a bitch?
Not at all.  It actually makes the exhaust run cooler and allows the engine to breathe more freely.  You have to tune it a bit to adjust for the new AFR mix, but that's all.
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: Rufus on February 02, 2016, 01:05:45 PM
http://thetruesize.com/

Type Russia into the search box and drag it around to get an idea how big it is. Right clicking on countries removes them.

Fuck Antarctica.  I handed it a fucking L today by driving to work without a catalytic converter.  Melt, bitch.
You must really hate Florida.
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2016, 03:50:03 PM
Fuck Antarctica.  I handed it a fucking L today by driving to work without a catalytic converter.  Melt, bitch.
You must really hate Florida.
who doesn't?!
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: Rufus on February 02, 2016, 04:55:56 PM
Fair. Point.
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: brawndolicious on February 02, 2016, 06:54:00 PM
Was it motorcycle? I always smh at dudes who remove the cat from their car for a few % power increase.
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2016, 07:48:36 PM
Was it motorcycle? I always smh at dudes who remove the cat from their car for a few % power increase.
Yessir. I ride my motorcycle to work. My car also doesn't have a cat. But it never did as its a 1981 model
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2016, 11:15:01 AM
Feb 3rd...it's 42 degrees. Forecast says it'll be 50-70 degrees this weekend
:whoo

take this L, Al Gore
:lawd
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 03, 2016, 01:20:28 PM
lol global warming
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: Mupepe on February 03, 2016, 01:26:23 PM
There have only been like 10 days where the temp got below 40 so far this winter.  I think that's pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 05, 2016, 01:14:02 PM
Yesterday morning, my boss messaged me wondering where the numbers for 2015 earnings were, since it was a couple days after we should have sent out W2s and 1099s.

Me: "Emailed them to you a week and a half ago."

Boss: "Uh, let me check.":

Me: "Also, I texted you letting you know I'd emailed them and you responded that you'd get on it."

Boss: "Wow, there's the email."

It's tough feeling simultaneously smug and exasperated, but it happened.
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 08, 2016, 02:41:29 PM
On my flight there were a lot of football fans going home after yesterday's big game. As we were deplaning there was a Carolina Panthers fan decked in a Panthers shirt and cap in front of me trying to get his luggage out of the overhead compartment. It was too big and stuck and he gave it a big yank. It nearly fell on top of him and I quickly reached out a hand and kept it from falling on him. He said "phew thanks!" me being me I couldn't resist and said "yeah wow you nearly fumbled that" with a smile. The combination of the dudes eye daggers he was shooting at me and the chortles of stifled laughter behind told me no one missed my meaning
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: chronovore on February 09, 2016, 07:06:02 PM
On behalf of Breh:
Well to be fair you pissed off like half the people you work with, basically use work as a singles hookup spot, you leave early, and you were the alleged target of an terrorist attack that was planned up by some white collar fucktards. I'd probably shitcan you too bro.
I'm a boss. You don't win arguments against your boss very often. So unless Wrath has some serious proof of him being fucked over he probably should just walk away. Although I'm not sure what the Saudi attitude or laws regarding right to work, etc.....
Wrath is in Saudi and Lager is in Denmark. You may have them confused.
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 06, 2016, 07:36:53 AM
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/376/ThreadNecro.gif)

I whooped my kid 15-8 in basketball last night.

Still got it   :hitler
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 06, 2016, 10:40:33 AM
Live or 2k?  :doge
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 06, 2016, 10:50:48 AM
Live or 2k?  :doge

2k. Once he scored 15 his wife yelled from upstairs "it's time for bed AiA, come upstairs" and he meekly said "ok.." as he struggled to get off the couch.
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 06, 2016, 11:05:16 AM
Live or 2k?  :doge

2k. Once he scored 15 his wife yelled from upstairs "it's time for bed AiA, come upstairs" and he meekly said "ok.." as he struggled to get off the couch.

Ha ha she's a selfish sleeper, she'd never demand I watch her roll around for an hour before she falls asleep!
Title: Re: Ls you handed out today thread
Post by: Brehvolution on April 06, 2016, 11:05:39 AM
No one plays NBA Live anymore.  :doge