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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlackMage on February 08, 2016, 07:34:28 PM

Title: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: BlackMage on February 08, 2016, 07:34:28 PM
Any of you pieces of shit got a job opening or a couch I could sleep on? The ex-con life is hard, doe!
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: T234 on February 08, 2016, 07:43:09 PM
Blackmage got locked up? For what, stealing the hearts of lonely evilboreans?
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: BlackMage on February 08, 2016, 08:03:17 PM
If you do give me a place to stay, I promise I won't kill you! I can't promise you I won't rough you up a little, or stick things in your butt (carbon based or otherwise), but kill you? NO WAY! I've learned my lesson!!
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Positive Touch on February 08, 2016, 08:04:16 PM
no pedos in my house dude sorry
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 08, 2016, 08:32:59 PM
1) What did you do to get thrown in jail?

2) What's the going rate for an hour with your mom these days?
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2016, 10:05:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/546gxLp.png)
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 08, 2016, 10:11:00 PM
Pro tip: Don't go work for Baskin Robbins. They find out. They always find out.
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Syph on February 08, 2016, 10:19:47 PM
based on your resume you could probably get a job as a NeoGAF mod
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: thisismyusername on February 08, 2016, 10:39:37 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 08, 2016, 10:11:00 PM
Pro tip: Don't go work for Baskin Robbins. They find out. They always find out.

But maybe that'd be a good thing... :ohhh
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 08, 2016, 10:47:04 PM
Quote from: Syph on February 08, 2016, 10:19:47 PM
based on your resume you could probably get a job as a NeoGAF mod
Well that depends. Did he pedo? Or beat his mom? If so, he's in.
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Atramental on February 08, 2016, 10:52:53 PM
Or scam people out of their money to buy drugs?  :doge
Or beat off on a printed image of a colleague's girlfriend? :doge :doge
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 09, 2016, 08:55:06 AM
Now that your asshole has been loosened by some of our more provocative criminals I suppose you probably need to see PD for a summary of said anal non-conformity.
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 09, 2016, 08:56:00 AM
Quote from: Pallando on February 08, 2016, 10:52:53 PM

Or beat off on a printed image of a colleague's girlfriend? :doge :doge

I will never understand this one. For the life of me I don't understand how this nerd didn't understand the size of the L he was handing himself. Christ.
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Samson Manhug on February 09, 2016, 04:48:29 PM
Apparently stewards (errand boys) make $2400 a month in Antarctica. How does that sound?
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Boogie on February 09, 2016, 04:49:18 PM
Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on February 08, 2016, 08:32:59 PM
1) What did you do to get thrown in jail?


.
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Samson Manhug on February 09, 2016, 04:54:16 PM
Why don't you look it up on your NAFTA/TTP database, Queen's Cowboy?
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Boogie on February 09, 2016, 04:59:43 PM
Followup questions:

1) How long have you been gone?

2) Were you locked up this whole time?   Or did the conditions of your parole include not to access a computer or the internet, because you pedo?
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Boogie on February 09, 2016, 05:00:11 PM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on February 09, 2016, 04:54:16 PM
Why don't you look it up on your NAFTA/TTP database, Queen's Cowboy?

Reason for Query:  Ammo for ridicule on internet message board.
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2016, 05:01:28 PM
He broke into my heart.
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: brawndolicious on February 09, 2016, 05:15:54 PM
Wow bm was gone for a year and a half. Not saying he was in jail for all that time but he wasn't posting here. I'm gonna assume it was just a dui/car accident thing.
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 09, 2016, 06:31:27 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on February 09, 2016, 05:15:54 PM
Wow bm was gone for a year and a half. Not saying he was in jail for all that time but he wasn't posting here. I'm gonna assume it was just a dui/car accident thing.

 :-\ :-\ :-\

Please don't say that
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 09, 2016, 06:36:46 PM
Now that Kara is dead, I figured I'd put a word in with the governor to spring BM so the board wouldn't get too lonely.
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: brawndolicious on February 09, 2016, 08:18:01 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on February 09, 2016, 06:31:27 PM
Quote from: brawndolicious on February 09, 2016, 05:15:54 PM
Wow bm was gone for a year and a half. Not saying he was in jail for all that time but he wasn't posting here. I'm gonna assume it was just a dui/car accident thing.

 :-\ :-\ :-\

Please don't say that

Lawl no calm down. It's the only reason I can think of why he would be gone for that long is a drunk driving accident.

If he was a pedo or something that bad, that carries a multiyear minimum jail time doesn't it?
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 09, 2016, 08:37:20 PM
It was probably soliciting, I think it runs in the family
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: nachobro on February 09, 2016, 08:40:50 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2016, 10:05:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/546gxLp.png)
well, you did get banned. he was playing the long con (no trigger intended) :doge
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: BlackMage on February 09, 2016, 08:43:01 PM
I bet nobody realized I was even gone. :'(

I wasn't in jail. I got addicted to pain killers and was out of commission for a while. Then I got married.
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Mods Help on February 09, 2016, 09:17:07 PM
Fucking BM.

Always the fucking worst at giving blue balls and I don't even have much in the way of balls anymore.

I hope you're ok. On the painkiller addicted thing, not on the marriage, haha.
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 09, 2016, 09:37:03 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on February 09, 2016, 08:43:01 PM
I bet nobody realized I was even gone. :'(

I wasn't in jail. I got addicted to pain killers and was out of commission for a while. Then I got married.

DS2 IN STORES NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaWdMrmEhDA
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Beezy on February 09, 2016, 10:34:45 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on February 09, 2016, 08:43:01 PM
I bet nobody realized I was even gone. :'(

I wasn't in jail. I got addicted to pain killers and was out of commission for a while. Then I got married.

(http://i.imgur.com/AWP7FJd.jpg)

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Welcome back, BM.
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Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Samson Manhug on February 10, 2016, 12:02:36 AM
Congratulations!
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 10, 2016, 01:19:15 AM
Welcome back and congratulations on getting hitched!

Hope you've got your addiction in check opioids are a bitch to deal with. 

Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 10, 2016, 01:36:26 AM
Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on February 10, 2016, 01:01:30 AM
Of course all the hottest guys got married.

Don't leave me here with PD as the only option, please!  :'(

I haven't got married and neither has Jin.
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 10, 2016, 01:40:16 AM
When I marry Jin, PD will corner you in a room, alone, and talk enthusiastically about BBCs for 3 hours.
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 10, 2016, 01:40:42 AM
You'll pretend to get a text but he wont take the hint.
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 10, 2016, 01:47:06 AM
That's when the kissing starts and he hasn't shaved his upper lip in 3 days.
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 10, 2016, 01:52:18 AM
And the kisses are too wet and he bangs teeth like a home-schooled. 
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 10, 2016, 01:53:47 AM
And that's when you think, I shouldn't have called Dandy too safe, right before PD takes you in the French fashion. 
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: chronovore on February 10, 2016, 06:34:46 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 10, 2016, 01:53:47 AM
And that's when you think, I shouldn't have called Dandy too safe, right before PD takes you in the French Greek fashion.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: Bebpo on February 10, 2016, 07:51:34 PM
Congrats on the marriage! 
Title: Re: Finally got out of Jail!
Post by: benjipwns on February 10, 2016, 08:06:56 PM
Did you at least meet them in jail?