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Title: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 10, 2016, 02:20:57 PM: Some sales person brought in coney dogs today from a local joint and I was like "Nah .. I'm good". Little Ceasers pizza would borderline depending on how hungry I am.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: chronovore on February 10, 2016, 02:25:15 PM: I will not eat Jack in the Box ever. Place has great ads, but their kitchens are unsanitary.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Atramental on February 10, 2016, 02:31:29 PM: Wouldn't turn down:
Jack in the Box
Taco Bell
Zaxby's
Culver's
Cook Out (southeast version of In-and-Out)

*reads chrono's post*

If I die from food poisoning I'll at least die happy with a breakfast burrito down my throat. :doge
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 10, 2016, 02:43:29 PM: If it's natural and fresh I'll eat it. If it isn't I'll give it to a homeless person. And if they don't eat it then you know it's shit.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 10, 2016, 02:44:28 PM: Quote from: Pallando on February 10, 2016, 02:31:29 PM
Jack in the Box
Taco Bell
Zaxby's
Culver's
Cook Out (southeast version of In-and-Out)

*reads chrono's post*

If I die from food poisoning I'll at least die happy with a breakfast burrito down my throat. :doge

mods please
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 10, 2016, 02:44:45 PM: No. Mail me those coney dogs, I'll still eat them.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Atramental on February 10, 2016, 02:46:07 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 10, 2016, 02:44:28 PM
Quote from: Pallando on February 10, 2016, 02:31:29 PM
Jack in the Box
Taco Bell
Zaxby's
Culver's
Cook Out (southeast version of In-and-Out)

*reads chrono's post*

If I die from food poisoning I'll at least die happy with a breakfast burrito down my throat. :doge

I read it as "wouldn't turn down" for some odd reason.

mods please
SHIT!

I totally read the thread title wrong. :brazilcry

I read it as "wouldn't turn down".

Edit:
Would turn down:

Burger King
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 10, 2016, 03:11:10 PM: I don't think he's one of us, boys. His facade has fallen. Get him.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: mormapope on February 10, 2016, 03:16:39 PM: Quote from: Pallando on February 10, 2016, 02:31:29 PM
Jack in the Box
Taco Bell
Zaxby's
Culver's
Cook Out (southeast version of In-and-Out)

*reads chrono's post*

If I die from food poisoning I'll at least die happy with a breakfast burrito down my throat. :doge

Culver's is the best early heart attack food around though. Fries are okay, that's their main flaw.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Atramental on February 10, 2016, 03:19:29 PM: If Culver's put Cajun seasoning on their fries, like Zaxby's does with their fries, they'd be pretty good.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: mormapope on February 10, 2016, 03:22:21 PM: Last year my friends would constantly get a birthday coupon that would be buy one value basket, get one free. Eventually that was stopped due to so many people abusing the coupon :lol

Another downside with Culver's is price. Shit is really expensive.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Positive Touch on February 10, 2016, 03:32:00 PM: chipotle had free food the other day and i didn't give a single fuck. only thing worse than bland fast food is bland poison fast food
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: T-Short on February 10, 2016, 04:08:19 PM: would not eat McD:s, free or not
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Steve Contra on February 10, 2016, 04:08:57 PM: Jack in the Box is the worst. Who eats that shit?
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Atramental on February 10, 2016, 04:11:20 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on February 10, 2016, 04:08:57 PM
Jack in the Box is the worst. Who eats that shit?
*raises hand*

It's MY shit. :gaben

I scarfed down 4 of their burgers on my cheat day last week. :gaben :gaben :gaben
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 10, 2016, 04:18:15 PM: JintheB is the land of add egg to errythang and curly fries, they aight with me
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Huff on February 10, 2016, 04:21:00 PM: Burger King probably
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: benjipwns on February 10, 2016, 04:25:14 PM: I would have said Burger King not too long ago too, but at least the ones around me somehow got better or something, I don't know if it's the supplier or the fact that I was just getting Whopper Jr.'s with cheese with a coupon, but they seemed...better. Like they had looped around in quality accidentally due to lack of effort.

I probably wouldn't turn down something free.

I feel like that'd be betraying Gabe.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 10, 2016, 04:27:18 PM: I know I should be more appreciative of my body, but there's probably not really any fast food that I'd outright turn down unless I just wasn't particularly hungry.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Atramental on February 10, 2016, 04:28:31 PM: Life is brutish and short. Consume Arby's. :doge
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Huff on February 10, 2016, 04:30:17 PM: I'd probably turn down mcDs too. I don't even get a guilty enjoyment from it anymore. Just meh
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: benjipwns on February 10, 2016, 04:38:17 PM: What it is probably depends more than on which place it comes from. Arby's has plenty of stuff I don't want, but if free, sure. But some stuff from Arby's would really be pushing it.

Plus I'd be afraid of asking if the person brought any horsey sauce.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 10, 2016, 04:54:30 PM: Burger King other than breakfast food
Jack in the Box
Chik Fil A cause they're bigots
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Huff on February 10, 2016, 05:01:22 PM: Quote from: Human Snorenado on February 10, 2016, 04:54:30 PM
Chik Fil A cause they're bigots

Lol was waiting for this neckbeard reply
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 10, 2016, 05:02:18 PM: Bojangles and Popeyes is better anyway

:yeshrug

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dat lemonade, tho, so full of hate and deliciousness

:lawd
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Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: chronovore on February 10, 2016, 07:36:32 PM: Quote from: Hyoushi on February 10, 2016, 04:08:19 PM
would not eat McD:s, free or not

Bu- bu- bu- but Sausage McBiscuit with Egg is manna from Heaven!
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 10, 2016, 08:14:03 PM: McD's is actually alright except for their hamburgers, which are WWII ration-filler tier
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 10, 2016, 08:28:08 PM: I had my chipotle free-coli burrito today.

I have shame :goty
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: brawndolicious on February 10, 2016, 09:08:02 PM: I think I can at least tolerate the main dishes of any fast food restaurant but if we're getting into side-dishes/desserts then there's plenty of things I just won't eat:

KFC coleslaw
MCD apple pies
Anything with fruit
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on February 11, 2016, 12:35:19 AM: There's no such thing as a free lunch :jared
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 11, 2016, 02:06:50 AM: almost all the chains tbh. I got less and less tolerant as I got older, and even as a kid I wasn't exactly a fan. mcds fries are ok tho.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on February 11, 2016, 03:13:42 AM: McDonalds is awful, and completely devoid of any worth since they did away with chicken selects
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: D3RANG3D on February 11, 2016, 09:00:34 AM: Taco Bell

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Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Brehvolution on February 11, 2016, 09:10:05 AM: Gas station sushi.... or anything prepared at a gas station.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: tiesto on February 11, 2016, 09:28:38 AM: I know it's sacreliege on the Bore, but most of the lower-tier fast food chains... McDs, White Castle, KFC, and yes even TB :P. I do eat Wendy's, Chick Fil-A, Chipotle, Panera, 5 Guys, In And Out from time to time but I can be a tad snobby (try to eat local! no chains!) when it comes to food.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 11, 2016, 09:41:34 AM: White Castle
McDonalds
Ci Ci's pizza
Any hotdog
Any non ice cream at Dairy Queen
Panera can die in a fire
Subway
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: tiesto on February 11, 2016, 11:16:33 AM: What don't you like about Panera? It's definitely overpriced but its food is a bit better-tasting and healthier than most fast food.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: SmokyDave on February 11, 2016, 11:33:59 AM: Wok 'n' Go, because it's rancid shite. Everything else would be welcomed.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Alcoholic Fish on February 11, 2016, 11:43:38 AM: Anything under those 711 heat lamps.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 11, 2016, 11:47:18 AM: Quote from: tiesto on February 11, 2016, 11:16:33 AM
What don't you like about Panera? It's definitely overpriced but its food is a bit better-tasting and healthier than most fast food.

It's fucking bland. I mean it could be anymore bland even if Barry Manilow sang their commercial ditties. Fuck them and everything they stand for.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: bork on February 11, 2016, 06:31:33 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on February 10, 2016, 03:32:00 PM
chipotle had free food the other day and i didn't give a single fuck. only thing worse than bland fast food is bland poison fast food

:crazy
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on February 11, 2016, 08:27:27 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on February 11, 2016, 09:41:34 AM
Ci Ci's pizza

Good call, this shit is criminal. Del Taco is in the same genre, what I call "Parody Food." It has all the technical characteristics of the food it's making fun of, but it's so fucked up that it's not really food 'proper'.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on February 11, 2016, 08:28:37 PM: And Panera's french onion soup in a breadbowl was the best shit when I'd get stoned and skip class
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: pilonv1 on February 11, 2016, 08:40:10 PM: Arby's is the worst fast food I've had in the USA. But like said above, there's probably something I would have if it were free.

Burger King (Hungry Jacks) locally is pretty dire and I'd avoid it other than the onion rings
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 12, 2016, 02:19:16 AM: Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on February 11, 2016, 08:28:37 PM
And Panera's french onion soup in a breadbowl was the best shit when I'd get stoned and skip class

:ufup
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 12, 2016, 02:24:28 AM: CiCi's is only edible if you're young and high, and then just barely
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Mupepe on February 12, 2016, 07:24:16 AM: Did tiesto just imply that Wendy's is not low tier fast food? Wendy's is just as much garbage bin quality FF as BK and McD's. Just to be clear, I would eat at all 3 - no questions asked. YUM YUM MOTHERFUCKERS
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 12, 2016, 10:44:01 AM: Since Esch isn't here to defend Wendy's, I will say their burgers are slightly higher in quality than BK or McDs
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 12, 2016, 10:53:26 AM: Arby's - When I first came to America, this chain held so much promise. Never been so disappointed by anything ever and haven't come back since.
Burger King - I don't understand why people eat here at all. Their burgers are so bland and awful.
Del Taco - See above
CiCi's - Listen, if I wanted to eat microwave pizza, I'd do it in the comfort of my own home, aight?
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 12, 2016, 10:57:47 AM: My kid loves Cici's macaroni pizza. So, unfortunately I have to take him there every time we go see a movie together.I just sit there and watch him eat, at least it's cheap.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 12, 2016, 11:55:54 AM: I used to eat at Cici's all the time, but that was over 15 years ago.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 12, 2016, 12:00:46 PM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 12, 2016, 10:57:47 AM
My kid loves Cici's macaroni pizza. So, unfortunately I have to take him there every time we go see a movie together.I just sit there and watch him eat, at least it's cheap.

Truly, a cautionary tale about breeding
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 12, 2016, 01:05:51 PM: That's my mission in life. To educate and inform those that are on the other path.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: nachobro on February 12, 2016, 01:13:14 PM: I ate a lot of Cici's in college. But I also ate most of my food based only on price when I was in college.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 12, 2016, 01:31:16 PM: Does Panda Express count here

because, yeah, Panda Express
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 12, 2016, 01:36:50 PM: You're telling me if I rolled up with an orange chicken and brown rice bowl hot from the drive thru, you wouldn't get down on that American Chinese freedom?
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: chronovore on February 12, 2016, 02:15:16 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on February 12, 2016, 01:31:16 PM
Does Panda Express count here

because, yeah, Panda Express
Whatevs. That stuff's still healthier than just about anything else in this thread, esp. if you avoid the breaded/fried items.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Samson Manhug on February 12, 2016, 02:44:14 PM: I would turn down Olive Garden and Little Caesars. If someone had a tray full of McDonald's cheeseburgers I might eat one depending on the company. If it was a judgement free zone I'd probably eat a couple.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Mupepe on February 12, 2016, 02:49:07 PM: Quote from: chronovore on February 12, 2016, 02:15:16 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on February 12, 2016, 01:31:16 PM
Does Panda Express count here

because, yeah, Panda Express
Whatevs. That stuff's still healthier than just about anything else in this thread, esp. if you avoid the breaded/fried items.
Doesn't mean it tastes good, though! Sweet and Sour Chicken is basically breaded mush in some kind of jelly. Gross gross gross gross.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 12, 2016, 03:53:07 PM: I've passed up free lil Caesars so that's one I can back up. I will never pay for OG again but I kinda enjoy the braised beef tortellini that gets catered at work about once a year
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 12, 2016, 04:54:07 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on February 12, 2016, 01:31:16 PM
Does Panda Express count here

because, yeah, Panda Express
I mean, jasmine rice is always edibile. The teriyaki isn't so bad.

I'd have to go with Arby's myself though. It just never looks appealing.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 12, 2016, 08:30:23 PM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 12, 2016, 10:44:01 AM
Since Esch isn't here to defend Wendy's, I will say their burgers are slightly higher in quality than BK or McDs

I keep harping on it, but Wendy's occupies some middle tier between BK/McDs and In-n-out/Five Guys level. It's not a *food experience* but fuck me if they don't just make a nice fresh burger.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 12, 2016, 10:23:39 PM: These might all be regional chains but fuck it.

- Taco John's. The absolute worst fast food I've had anywhere.
- Jimmy John's. At college this place had a reputation as being shitty food for drunk people. Now I see locations popping up all over.
- I second Cici's Pizza and extend it to any pizza buffet chain. You're not going to get good or even halfway decent pizza from these places.
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 12, 2016, 10:36:46 PM: Jimmy johns isn't bad, it's just so boring and plain
Title: Re: Is there *free* fast food you would turn down?
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 13, 2016, 07:25:15 PM: CookOut is a regional chain, and is garbage tier food, but you get a shit ton of it for cheap and when drunk it's so fucking good

:rejoice