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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: bagofeyes on January 24, 2007, 05:20:15 AM

Title: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: bagofeyes on January 24, 2007, 05:20:15 AM
What a bloody great vegetable. Tastes awesome and makes your pee smell funny. Too bad it costs a fortune where I live :/
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2007, 05:21:08 AM
I'm more a fan of pizza.
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Post by: bagofeyes on January 24, 2007, 05:21:46 AM
Why don't you marry jarosh then!
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: cloudwalking on January 24, 2007, 05:22:00 AM
I love asparagus, one of the few vegetables I really crave at times
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2007, 05:23:19 AM
Why don't you marry jarosh then!

Cute, but whatever.  Cloudwalking wants him.  I want that Hyoushi dude.
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: bagofeyes on January 24, 2007, 05:24:10 AM
The pub next to my apartment building does these delicious asparagus wrapped in bacon on skewers, and you dip them in mayonaise. Ohhhh baby  :hyper
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: cloudwalking on January 24, 2007, 05:24:16 AM
Hyoushi is good looking too and he has good taste in DS games
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2007, 05:24:56 AM
He looks like he'd be fun in the sack.
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: bagofeyes on January 24, 2007, 05:25:06 AM
I wonder if he likes asparagus
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: cloudwalking on January 24, 2007, 05:26:15 AM
I bet he does
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: bagofeyes on January 24, 2007, 05:27:15 AM
homoerotic
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Post by: Vizzys on January 24, 2007, 05:35:04 AM
The arbiter of bad taste despises asparagus. It tastes so gross.
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: cloudwalking on January 24, 2007, 05:37:42 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Asparagus.jpg)

:bow :bow :bow :bow :drool
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: bagofeyes on January 24, 2007, 05:39:51 AM
I feel like boiling some up right now
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: Vizzys on January 24, 2007, 05:40:10 AM
So very gross.
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: cloudwalking on January 24, 2007, 05:47:36 AM
Get the fuck out of this thread Viz

(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/3015/191674ki.jpg)

:drool :drool :drool
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on January 24, 2007, 05:51:59 AM
I love asparagus, one of the few vegetables I really crave at times
I love putting ranch dressing on them. Or frying them, fried asparagus is so good. mmm

it also makes my pee smell fruity. Long ago it made it stink but nowadays it gives it this nice sweet fruit smell.
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: poppin fresh on January 24, 2007, 07:46:00 AM
Asparagus is great.

It has 'ass' in its name.
It is 'magical' because your pee in a matter of seconds changes. :piss
It has 'gus' in the name.
It looks like a goat penis.
It tastes good......... just like a goat penis.  :meeble
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: Ecrofirt on January 24, 2007, 07:50:23 AM
I love, love, love it. It's so tasty.
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Post by: drozmight on January 24, 2007, 08:22:27 AM
Asparagus is great.

It has 'ass' in its name.

Sounds like you're pronouncing it incorrectly.
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: poppin fresh on January 24, 2007, 08:31:27 AM
Asparagus is great.

It has 'ass' in its name.

Sounds like you're pronouncing it incorrectly.



Homophobe!
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 24, 2007, 09:44:53 AM
Asparagus with rice or potatoes = oh.my.god
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: Diablos on January 24, 2007, 09:52:07 AM
Asparagus I don't really like by itself, but if you put it in something (e.g. rice, potatoes, as BT said) it's not bad.
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 24, 2007, 10:45:20 AM
I cuss, you cuss, we ALL cuss for Asparagus!
Title: Re: Asparagus appreciation thread
Post by: Saint Cornelius on January 24, 2007, 12:47:03 PM
(http://www.cepheid.org/~lupin/dilhole/d009.jpg)