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Title: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 29, 2016, 03:31:57 AM
Im putting money on a youtube channel, or Twitch.
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Post by: archnemesis on February 29, 2016, 03:34:59 AM
A Patreon campaign or a spam bot network.
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Post by: Atramental on February 29, 2016, 03:48:25 AM
The entrepreneur scheme is still going.

But playing the lottery and day trading binary currency options have been tossed into the bushes after I broke out of a frenetic state and had a moment of clarity.

Which reminds me... I really need to get back to meditating. That actually helped prevent a lot of my dumb impulses.  :doge
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 29, 2016, 04:43:39 AM
Are you at work now Pallando?
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 29, 2016, 07:33:49 AM
Backpage

Not buying...selling :drake

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Post by: brob on February 29, 2016, 08:14:15 AM
Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on February 29, 2016, 07:33:49 AM
Backpage

Not buying...selling :drake

this was always the natural evolution from his catfishing days, this foray into get-rich-quick is just staving off the inevitable
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 29, 2016, 09:04:35 AM
Backpage

 :huh
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Post by: thisismyusername on February 29, 2016, 09:40:57 AM
Quote from: Premium Lager on February 29, 2016, 09:04:35 AM
Backpage

 :huh

http://charlotte.backpage.com/MaleEscorts/
http://charlotte.backpage.com/MenSeekMen/
http://charlotte.backpage.com/AdultJobs/

You're welcome for me killing this reference for your Polish ass.
Title: Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 29, 2016, 09:46:18 AM
sucking dicks for gas money while not having an actual vehicle.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 29, 2016, 10:58:47 AM
mturk
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 29, 2016, 12:03:55 PM
Quote from: Pallando on February 29, 2016, 03:48:25 AM
Which reminds me... I really need to get back to meditating. That actually helped prevent a lot of my dumb impulses.  :doge

Yoga classes will be his next scheme.  He'll starve himself and get a tan for the Yogi look. 

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And I'll join in the tan and get a Yogi bear look
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Title: Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
Post by: nachobro on February 29, 2016, 12:33:37 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 29, 2016, 10:58:47 AM
mturk
i did that during college in my first couple years, was surprisingly good money once i got a Master cert in translation.

the real answer is selling his holes of course
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Post by: Syph on March 01, 2016, 08:23:11 PM
running background checks on neogaf mods
hope you like 80 hour work weeks
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Post by: Atramental on March 01, 2016, 11:53:47 PM
Question: would you pay for a kick ass yet classy Bore t-shirt?

It would probably be in the $15 to $20 dollar range (not including shipping)

Hit the like button if yes. Shoot internet bullets at me if no.

Edit: Silly me. I should probably make the design and show it first before I ask the question. :doge
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Post by: Samson Manhug on March 02, 2016, 10:44:08 AM
Penny stocks
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 02, 2016, 11:24:39 AM
Male surrogate mother.

"They pay you $10,000 and all you have to do is sit around for 9 months, it's great! You don't even have to pay for the womb transplant."
Title: Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
Post by: Yeti on March 02, 2016, 11:47:35 AM
Selling bodily fluids, like sperm and plasma. After a while he'll move on to selling his tissues, then organs on the black market. He will cease to live, but his wizard magics will stave off death. He will become a gutter litch, preying on the homeless for their juicy organs but never able to satiate his desire for wealth.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 02, 2016, 12:48:17 PM
And then he will continuously attack a boy with a odd shaped scar and his friends for multiple years until his demise. 
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 02, 2016, 01:14:18 PM
My question is when will Pallando be dressing up like a girl and prostituting xerself....I ask for a friend. :doge
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Post by: brawndolicious on March 02, 2016, 01:47:28 PM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on March 02, 2016, 10:44:08 AM
Penny stocks

I think he needs a nice long term investment rather than the pump and dump life.
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Post by: Samson Manhug on March 02, 2016, 03:05:03 PM
What he needs and what he will do are two usually different and conflicting things.
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Post by: Atramental on March 02, 2016, 05:34:56 PM
Well I am a Gemini.  :yeshrug

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#TheDualities :doge
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Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 02, 2016, 01:14:18 PM
My question is when will Pallando be dressing up like a girl and prostituting xerself....I ask for a friend. :doge
I'm much too introverted and puritanical for that kind of work.

I would be much better off posting selfies on Instagram and Tumblr and getting thirsty men to buy me stuff off of my Amazon wish list. :doge
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 02, 2016, 05:36:28 PM
Have you considered becoming a pastor? :doge
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Post by: Atramental on March 02, 2016, 05:42:15 PM
Nah, I suck at giving speeches in front of large groups of people.

But I could do one-on-one consulting gigs once I digest enough self help books to fill a whole entire bookshelf.
Title: Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
Post by: Atramental on March 02, 2016, 08:03:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kfvGJbS.png) :doge  :doge  :doge  :doge  :doge  :doge  :doge :doge  :doge  :doge  :doge  :doge  :doge  :doge    Oh, it went up again (http://i.imgur.com/8Melskb.png) :doge  :doge  :doge  :doge  :doge  :doge  :doge :doge  :doge  :doge  :doge  :doge  :doge  :doge 


(http://i.imgur.com/COGGYxa.gif)
Title: Re: Whats Pallandos next money scheme?
Post by: chronovore on March 03, 2016, 10:22:26 PM
Anything you win in pretend investment games or simulations belongs on the games subforum.
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Post by: Atramental on March 04, 2016, 12:23:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/EJmupEw.png?1)

Just when I thought I had it all figured out Anon just changed the game.  :anhuld :doge 
 
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 04, 2016, 12:30:52 AM
Someday I hope to be rich enough to be cock slapped and called a distinguished black fellow
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 04, 2016, 01:49:02 PM
You've already got Step 1 covered.  :ohhh
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Post by: Atramental on March 04, 2016, 03:21:51 PM
I knew FemAtra was going to pay off one day. :doge