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Title: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of caredevil, RIP)
Post by: Kara on March 19, 2016, 01:13:17 AM
the opening foot chase in the first episode!!!! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

the shameless rehash of the hallway fight scene in season 1............... but down stairs!!!!!!!! :lol :lol :lol MOVE OVER OLD BOY. u old. and a boy i guess (no gender essentialist).

fucking shane coming back from the dead (ok a bullet in the head), like we all didn't see that shit in the walking dead already  :heyman
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Kara on March 19, 2016, 01:14:00 AM
p.s. back off u nerds u like cultural refuse
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 19, 2016, 01:15:19 AM
The hero The Bore needs has returned to rescue us from MCU filth. :bow2
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Kara on March 19, 2016, 01:17:41 AM
Seeing positive depictions of people of Irish ethnicity in media (like Irish gangsters) being gunned the fuck down by the Punisher the week of St. Patrick's Day was a nice touch, BTW. V. subtle, the kind of thing that would sail over the head of your average MCU type. Like the ships sailing out of some port town in Eire to escape English agricultural policy / economic imperialism that's literally lethal.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Kara on March 19, 2016, 02:15:09 AM
PUNISHER, IF U DON'T TELL ME WHERE MY MILLION DOLLARS :drevil: IS I'M I'M I'M GOING TO KILL UR DOG THAT USED TO BE MY DOG IRONICALLY

OMG U WIN MR. GANGSTER IT'S IN MY VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER. :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Rufus on March 19, 2016, 02:50:43 AM
Andy hasn't actually returned to appreciate this. :fbm
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on March 19, 2016, 03:16:08 AM
nm im dumb. good to see you
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: chronovore on March 19, 2016, 04:27:39 AM
I'm still enjoying season 1.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 19, 2016, 11:32:09 AM
I wanted you back but not like this.  This hurts.

Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Bebpo on March 19, 2016, 08:33:09 PM
About half of every episode is boring, but the punisher stuff is all good so far (ep4)
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Kara on March 19, 2016, 11:16:24 PM
*bunch of Yakuza grunts blasting around the Hell's Kitchen on Ducati Monsters (trigger warning: Drinky Crow) when there's no one else on the road*

*Yakuza pull up to Elektra's double secret penthouse hideout*

Yakuza 1: OK everyone, we need to be quiet on this one.

*none of the other Yakuza mention that they just made like a fucking ton of noise blasting around on their midlife crisis bikes*

:rofl
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: toku on March 20, 2016, 12:50:31 AM
I fucking love ninjas
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 20, 2016, 01:20:43 AM
dd got me so hyped, i binged jj again.  True story.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Kara on March 20, 2016, 02:33:28 PM
dd got me so hyped, i binged jj again.  True story.

There's a scene with Murky Nelson that has some forced continuity with that show this season. It's great, for once in my life I could laugh at continuity being respected and appreciated by others. *goes back to my writing doctoral thesis on the origins of the Horus Heresy and the internal contradictions of the Great Crusade*
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Kara on March 20, 2016, 02:35:44 PM
yo.... punisher.... what's that rhyme u say before u shoot ur piece--------i'm blind i can't use google even though there are many lovely accessibility features in modern computer operating systems

*punisher spends 15 minutes telling us his origin story while bleeding out in a graveyard instead of just answering the fucking question*

*daredevil never says anything cuz he's a terrible lawyer who rarely questions a witness on the stand despite being a big-city lawya [sic.]*
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 20, 2016, 02:49:24 PM
Also started DD season 1 again.  Too hyped, can't come down. 

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Its on in the background when I play dark souls.
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Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Kara on March 20, 2016, 02:50:30 PM
caredevil 2 creative meeting

producer 1: ok y'all, last season our big bad was a shallow pandering to post-2008 financial crisis malaise whose similarities to the real people who fucked up the world were carefully garbed in a Gentile in Name Only character background that placed him unequivocally of the community he himself was trying to destroy in the name of more skyscrapers or something.......... i think we need to be fair and balanced with our sources of conflict in season 2

writer 1: we could examine the dark side of vigilante justice with a foil antihero people are supposed to be repulsed by but will undoubtedly gravitate towards in this indecorous age where criminality is only actually crime if you're poor or stupid

producer 1: love it, but we need some institutional failings too

writer 2: wasn't the fact that kingpin literally bought off an entire city neighborhood enough regulatory capture for you?

producer 1: ok pyotr kropotkin, does anyone have anything useful to add?

writer 3: what if.................. the city's regulatory authorities somehow became entrenched with careerist bureaucrats willing to break the very laws they swear to uphold to make their way up the ladder, not in the private sector after leaving the job as what happens in real life, but to move up the ladder in public office! the rubes who eat this shit up actually think being a mayor is a bfd still

producer 1: cnn couldn't make a false equivalence this good y'all, get to work
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Bebpo on March 20, 2016, 02:51:05 PM
If we're being real, The Punisher stuff and Daredevil in costume stuff is the only good in the show. It's filmed alright and acted fine but I couldn't give a fuck about DD's buddies Foggy "Thuggish" Fuckboi and not quite Elizabeth Olson battling some Bitch DA.

Yeah, I really dislike show Karen, but I think that's the point.  Foggy's fun but the DA story is zzz.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: brob on March 20, 2016, 03:03:04 PM
Seeing positive depictions of people of Irish ethnicity in media (like Irish gangsters) being gunned the fuck down by the Punisher the week of St. Patrick's Day was a nice touch, BTW. V. subtle, the kind of thing that would sail over the head of your average MCU type. Like the ships sailing out of some port town in Eire to escape English agricultural policy / economic imperialism that's literally lethal.

https://twitter.com/search?q=daredevil%20potatoes%20&src=typd
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Kara on March 20, 2016, 03:17:13 PM
1. unintentional hilarity with the tweets calling couch potatoes to arms to watch season 2 of caredevil
2. typical tumblr types focusing on the symbols of dehumanization instead of the consequences of dehumanization (being murdered because you're no longer regarded as a human) smgdh can we get some HOW COME AMERICANS LIKE TRUMP thought pieces to go with this?
3. even numbered lists are ugly
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 20, 2016, 03:17:22 PM
...can we trade Kara for Esch? Is that a thing that's possible?
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Kara on March 20, 2016, 03:22:05 PM
Like my ancestors I voluntarily went into a ghetto, there are plenty of other ways to keep in touch with your Southern roots than trading human beings like Pokemon cards. :doge
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: brob on March 20, 2016, 03:27:05 PM
empty signifiers as diversity  :success
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Rufus on March 20, 2016, 04:26:05 PM
Nah, Irish mob is just a tired clichee.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 20, 2016, 04:27:37 PM
Like my ancestors I voluntarily went into a ghetto, there are plenty of other ways to keep in touch with your Southern roots than trading human beings like Pokemon cards. :doge

Better my southern roots than my German ones, tho

(https://45.media.tumblr.com/801c6580330cc549018cb7838f862370/tumblr_n41l6gfYv21skw6mno1_400.gif)
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Rufus on March 20, 2016, 04:30:44 PM
The accent is certainly preferable.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Mr. Nobody on March 20, 2016, 04:40:16 PM
This is one of those moments where this site tries too hard and ends up looking worse than it's origin  :dayum
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 20, 2016, 04:55:54 PM
So Season 2 sucks?

Take the word of someone that unironically reads 40K books, breh
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Bebpo on March 20, 2016, 05:07:44 PM
So Season 2 sucks?

Seems about on par with S1.  Some great fights, nice shots, the main cast does good with their roles, but also a lot of boring stuff dragging it out to 13eps when a lot of these Netflix seasons should be closer to 8-10 eps.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: curly on March 20, 2016, 06:23:05 PM
MCU shit :donot
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: thisismyusername on March 20, 2016, 06:27:21 PM
MCU shit :donot

More like:

MCU shit that isn't the films. :donot

Agents of SHIELD: :paul
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Rufus on March 20, 2016, 06:45:16 PM
This is one of those moments where this site tries too hard and ends up looking worse than it's origin  :dayum
Stare into the abyss, etc.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 20, 2016, 07:15:57 PM
Nah, Irish mob is just a tired clichee.

Ya, plus ugly gingers are not intimidating.  Its like, O the Russians are in this?  Someone is going to get fucked!  But O the Irish are in this?  Better hide your potatoes. 
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: curly on March 20, 2016, 07:57:46 PM
Seeing positive depictions of people of Irish ethnicity in media (like Irish gangsters) being gunned the fuck down by the Punisher the week of St. Patrick's Day was a nice touch, BTW. V. subtle, the kind of thing that would sail over the head of your average MCU type. Like the ships sailing out of some port town in Eire to escape English agricultural policy / economic imperialism that's literally lethal.

https://twitter.com/search?q=daredevil%20potatoes%20&src=typd

Reminds me of this: https://twitter.com/torahhorse/status/709458086524682241 (https://twitter.com/torahhorse/status/709458086524682241)
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: brob on March 20, 2016, 08:07:22 PM
Reminds me of this: https://twitter.com/torahhorse/status/709458086524682241 (https://twitter.com/torahhorse/status/709458086524682241)

Which reminded me of this:
(http://i.imgur.com/isXeh1j.png)

Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2016, 12:29:21 AM
He was playing civ v today
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2016, 09:22:19 AM
This show sounds like trash guys. You told me it was good. Nerds overrating MCU trash again.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 21, 2016, 09:38:32 AM
This show sounds like trash guys. You told me it was good. Nerds overrating MCU trash again.

Just watch fucking Narcos already to see Netflix do something right.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 21, 2016, 10:42:47 AM
Is Narcos good? For some reason have been able to press play on that one yet
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2016, 10:46:14 AM
Is Narcos good? For some reason have been able to press play on that one yet
Same.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 21, 2016, 12:41:35 PM
Is Narcos good? For some reason have been able to press play on that one yet

Yeah. It's an interesting take on Escobar that's for sure.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 21, 2016, 01:31:48 PM
I hate, hate, hate the narrative framing in Narcos. The stupid narrator makes the show unwatchable for me.

I'd be all over a version where they just told the Escobar story in a straightforward way.

I disagree, for people who know about Escobar and his cartel I can see why it's a bit repetitive, but for most of the general population it helps define what they are looking at.

Interesting thing about Pablo and El Chapo Guzman, a TV celebrity bitch helped bring them both down. Ironic.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Kara on March 21, 2016, 02:02:16 PM
Pawn shop owner with a swastika tattoo on his neck signs his own death warrant by trying to upsell Frank Castle a child porn tape :lol

like how the punisher is ok with people selling him clearly stolen goods (the police radio punisher buys looks like it's still attached to the center console from a crown vic :lol :lol)

quis custodiet ipsos vigiles smh
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Kara on March 21, 2016, 02:02:51 PM
Jake, if that Latin declension is wrong no one gives a fuck so shut the fuck up in advance. :ufup
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 21, 2016, 02:45:40 PM
Kara comes back all full of piss and vinegar, you gettin laid or somethin?
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2016, 03:04:44 PM
Pawn shop owner with a swastika tattoo on his neck signs his own death warrant by trying to upsell Frank Castle a child porn tape :lol

like how the punisher is ok with people selling him clearly stolen goods (the police radio punisher buys looks like it's still attached to the center console from a crown vic :lol :lol)

quis custodiet ipsos vigiles smh

Its almost like murder and child porn are on a different level from stolen goods.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: VomKriege on March 21, 2016, 03:24:30 PM
Pawn shop owner with a swastika tattoo on his neck signs his own death warrant by trying to upsell Frank Castle a child porn tape :lol

like how the punisher is ok with people selling him clearly stolen goods (the police radio punisher buys looks like it's still attached to the center console from a crown vic :lol :lol)

quis custodiet ipsos vigiles smh

Maybe Castle is following Proudhon now.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Tasty on March 21, 2016, 06:13:04 PM
s2 isn't as good as s1. About 70% of scenes are completely predictable after the first exchange between characters. Extremely weak writing.

Felt like less filler than the first season.

Fights are better than ever.

Punisher and Elektra were well-done.

I'm probably the only person who liked the court stuff. It's the core of Daredevil and I was worried it wouldn't be present at all this season, based on the trailers.

Charlie Cox is cute as hell and hot AF.

(https://45.media.tumblr.com/4952bb073d23e3b19f1d0bf690387d6c/tumblr_o4eqwo0PMa1v3ipexo2_r1_250.gif)

Season needed more Rosario.

Bring on more mystical ninja shit in s3.

DD S1 > DD S2 > JJ
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2016, 06:38:57 PM
I saw some Jessica Jones gifs that have convinced me to start the show soon

 :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw
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(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-12/7/16/imagebuzz/webdr02/anigif_optimized-8765-1449522970-7.gif)
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:tocry omg
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: stufte on March 21, 2016, 07:05:58 PM
I saw some Jessica Jones gifs that have convinced me to start the show soon

 :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw
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:tocry omg

I like daredevil, but jessica jones in 100 leagues above it.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2016, 07:56:06 PM
I prefer JJ too, but mostly just cause the purple man was so damn good.  If season 2 focuses on Nuke its gonna suck.  JJ > S1 DD > S2 DD.  That being said I would so be up for a marvel netflix show every 3 months.  I'd kill for a blade one. 
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Kara on March 21, 2016, 08:05:59 PM
Its almost like murder and child porn are on a different level from stolen goods.

Well Judge Fang (http://www.goodreads.com/trivia/show/226162-in-a-neal-stephenson-545-neal-stephenso), from my rough understanding of MCU continuity this show takes places after The Avengers, so even if we ignore the fact that public coffers were in all likelihood already quite threadbare after years of raiding by upstanding members of the community named (or in the employ of) The Kingpin, they're also probably quite threadbare from rebuilding the city after Londo Mollari and those damn Centauri blew it to hell with mass drivers while a superteam of feckless quip repositories blundered about trying to stop them (#FreeGKar #NeverForget #SolidarityIsForMinbariWomen), so stealing public property is even more egregious than just normally stealing public property as it has to be replaced with money that isn't there. (Somehow I don't think the MCU NYC school system is the envy of the MCU Northeast.) But hey I'm sure the Punisher is an otherwise upstanding member of his community.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2016, 09:31:44 PM
Easy made up answer, Stark paid for the rebuilding on NY - dude it very rich.  Punisher doesn't care about stark's money.  Kingpin was stealing reconstruction money which is what initially set off the investigation into him in DD season 1.

you :piss2
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: chronovore on March 21, 2016, 11:05:11 PM
I prefer JJ too, but mostly just cause the purple man was so damn good.  If season 2 focuses on Nuke its gonna suck.  JJ > S1 DD > S2 DD.  That being said I would so be up for a marvel netflix show every 3 months.  I'd kill for a blade one.

There /was/ a Blade TV show. It was pretty good. I'm guessing you mean a specifically MCU-based TV show?
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: benjipwns on March 21, 2016, 11:24:25 PM
(https://45.media.tumblr.com/4952bb073d23e3b19f1d0bf690387d6c/tumblr_o4eqwo0PMa1v3ipexo2_r1_250.gif)
I thought this was a gif from Lucifer at first.

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Vertigo-stans Represent. :lawd
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Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Tasty on March 22, 2016, 12:09:56 AM
(https://45.media.tumblr.com/4952bb073d23e3b19f1d0bf690387d6c/tumblr_o4eqwo0PMa1v3ipexo2_r1_250.gif)
I thought this was a gif from Lucifer at first.

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Vertigo-stans Represent. :lawd
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(http://49.media.tumblr.com/ebb2ad6ccca2378c9edab103634896fa/tumblr_o4e24bLL8e1qzco77o4_250.gif)

Woof :drool
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 22, 2016, 12:11:51 AM
(https://45.media.tumblr.com/4952bb073d23e3b19f1d0bf690387d6c/tumblr_o4eqwo0PMa1v3ipexo2_r1_250.gif)
I thought this was a gif from Lucifer at first.

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Vertigo-stans Represent. :lawd
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Are you watching that? Isn't it really far from the source material?
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 22, 2016, 12:18:11 AM
I prefer JJ too, but mostly just cause the purple man was so damn good.  If season 2 focuses on Nuke its gonna suck.  JJ > S1 DD > S2 DD.  That being said I would so be up for a marvel netflix show every 3 months.  I'd kill for a blade one.

There /was/ a Blade TV show. It was pretty good. I'm guessing you mean a specifically MCU-based TV show?

well more netflix quality is what i hope for.  mcu is just bonus.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: benjipwns on March 22, 2016, 12:24:26 AM
Not as much as I originally thought it would be. The comic goes nuts in one direction like twelve issues in, this takes the other option (because it has to) but other than this Lucifer seeming younger and less serious it's kinda the same premise of Lucifer dicking around on Earth and being fascinated by humans that the comic started with.

The episode a couple weeks back had a nice moment where Lucifer and another angel are cracking jokes about how fat Saint Paul was.

Plus I like it as a nice little replacement for Constantine.

No self respecting Vertigo stan would want to mention that garbage ass show.
Hush, Maz.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Bebpo on March 22, 2016, 04:18:14 AM
Ok, I thought the Punisher arc was good, but not great.  Highlights being the hallway fight in ep3, the rooftop scene and ep4's end, but the rest being kind of boring when Punisher wasn't around much in ep1 & 2.  But since Elektra showed up, been really enjoying this (at ep8 now).  I love how true to the comics the Daredevil/Elektra relationship is.  Feels a lot more like the Bendis comic brought to life than S1 was.  I like that Matt's a dick; feels pretty accurate to his comic character.  Plus the supernatural stuff is great for setting up Iron Fist.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: toku on March 22, 2016, 04:33:45 AM
This show sounds like trash guys. You told me it was good. Nerds overrating MCU trash again.

niccas never into cape shit always be like

also im a straight man but charlie cox has this teary eyed eye roll sigh thing he does A LOT in dardevil thats cute af

show was good man idk what people want out of anything anymore though so *kanye shrug*. I got Daredevil fighting a shit ton of ninjas, punisher being moody and violent, elektra being moody and violent, rosario dawson. I'm good.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Take My Breh Away on March 23, 2016, 05:47:13 PM
Law and Order might have made it past 20 seasons if it had ninjas
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Yeti on March 24, 2016, 02:23:53 AM
PUNISHER, IF U DON'T TELL ME WHERE MY MILLION DOLLARS :drevil: IS I'M I'M I'M GOING TO KILL UR DOG THAT USED TO BE MY DOG IRONICALLY

OMG U WIN MR. GANGSTER IT'S IN MY VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER. :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Did you even watch the rest of the scene to realize he wanted them to find the van?  :gurl
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Bebpo on March 25, 2016, 05:38:10 AM
After the wreck of BvS went home and watched DvP, much better stuff.  Only 2 eps left and the season's done a great job co-running the multiple plotlines into a pretty tightly designed season where everything is coming together now.  If they don't fuck it up in the last 2 eps, this season is probably one of my top5 comic book adaptations.  It's just total comic book brought to life fun.  Really hope (and am pretty sure) that S3 is Bullseye.  Wonder who they'll cast since they've done a great job casting all the characters so far.  I actually liked Colin Ferrel's take in the Affleck film.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 25, 2016, 08:40:32 AM
I think s3 will be born again.  There are a few hints that is where they are going.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 25, 2016, 10:58:08 AM
The worst thing about season 2 is that they botched the Punisher/DD teamup at the very end.

They set this shit up where DD and Elektra are outmanned and there's an army and oh my god how could they possibly survive. In the VERY PREVIOUS SCENE we see Punisher standing in front of a fucking minigun with his finger twitching. Oh no what could help them in this situation?!?!



oh they just fought them all and won.

Come on! They set it up perfectly. Punisher coming in for the save mowing down legions of Hand ninjas would have been perfect. Instead he just shows up and snipes some dudes that probably would have been beaten easily anyway. Lame!
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Bebpo on March 25, 2016, 01:24:54 PM
I think s3 will be born again.  There are a few hints that is where they are going.

Born Again could work, then Bullseye for S4, a modified Kevin Smith arc for S5, and theN Finish the series with A two season take on Bendis run.

Though I do think they'll introduce Bullseye next season, gotta have an exciting new character each season.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Bebpo on March 25, 2016, 09:07:51 PM
Alright, finished S2.  Some boring bits aside in a few eps, it was a good season.  Better than the first slightly imo simply because it had more plotlines so 13eps didn't feel so stretched out.  Plus Punisher & Elektra > Manbaby Kingpin.

Show is nicely comic accurate, which is really unexpected considering how loose the interpretations of the other marvel movies/tv shows are.  I know a lot of people thought they weren't gonna do:

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Elektra getting killed and then ressurected by the Hand
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But they did, and that's cool.  Other things I also like is how Matt is a dick sometimes and how he's terrible at keeping his secret identity secret.  I feel like everything so far works with the comic timeline other than the Urich thing, although the direction they're going with:

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Karen taking his position as a journalist
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is a better alternative that crack addict porn star; since that was pretty dumb Frank Miller shock stuff.  But can't wait for (comic spoilers):

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Karen to eventually come back only to be horribly murdered by Bullseye; They're definitely going to do it since they changed up the Elektra getting skewered scene to Nobu in the show.  Show Karen is kind of the weakest acting link in the show, so it'll be better after she's gone.
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So far S2 is best ninja show of 2016 so far.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: toku on March 25, 2016, 09:54:46 PM
GOD I LOVE NINJAS
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: dkdk on March 26, 2016, 12:57:53 AM
elektra is bae.

s2 is lit.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Tasty on March 26, 2016, 11:54:08 AM
GOD I LOVE NINJAS

Not just ninjas.

ZOMBIE NINJAS
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: VomKriege on March 26, 2016, 12:31:35 PM
Am I to conclude The Hand is in the series ?  :doge
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 26, 2016, 12:37:42 PM
It was in both seasons
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: VomKriege on March 28, 2016, 07:27:50 AM
:kobeyuck

I love me some ninjas but I always found the Hand and Stick to be some of the weakest stuff in Miller's DD run. He ran The Hand into the ground.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2016, 08:51:02 AM
Watched the first ep of Daredevil at my parents house yesterday. Pretty good. But the commentary during the episode was better.

*before starting ep*
Brother 1: How did he become Daredevil?
Brother 2: He's a mutant or something
Mom: What do you think Phoenix?
Me: chemical spill
Dad: I wonder who is gonna be correct  :doge

(sidenote: I used to be a comic nerd and the first comic I ever bought was a Daredevil issue (where he faces Mr. Hyde).

*ep starts*

Brother 1: Wait, can blind people cry?

Brother 2: would you get naked in front of a blind guy? Can he see your boobs if they gyrate?

Mom: I like this actress, she looks so scared!

Dad: I forgot how many Asians are in this show. Wow.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 28, 2016, 09:22:25 AM
its funny to me that the ninja force in Daredevil is called The Hand and the ninja force in TMNT (which is a spin-off of DD) is called The Foot.

I assume that's intentional.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 28, 2016, 10:07:57 AM
Well I'm only through like 4 episodes but the constant goddamn chattering between the punisher and daredevil is starting to piss me off.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 28, 2016, 10:12:09 AM
yeah i really hate it when characters talk to each other.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Tasty on March 28, 2016, 10:20:29 AM
https://itssamuraijosh.wordpress.com/2011/08/01/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-daredevil-spawned-from-the-same-accident/
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 28, 2016, 10:48:02 AM
yeah i really hate it when characters talk to each other.

Yes as if the entire feeling out conversation on the roof was emmy award winning shit. Go sit down.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 28, 2016, 11:07:09 AM
its funny to me that the ninja force in Daredevil is called The Hand and the ninja force in TMNT (which is a spin-off of DD) is called The Foot.

I assume that's intentional.

Spin off? You mean parody.

And yes.

also its the same chemical spill that creates dd and the turtles
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 28, 2016, 11:08:06 AM
It was good shit. Very natural dialogue between the two. I liked the part where DD would call Frank out "That's bullshit Frank!" it didn't feel like SUPER HERO LECTURING VILLAINtm speech but just a guy talking to another guy. Definitely one of my favorite segments in the season.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Kara on May 03, 2016, 09:17:11 PM
My favorite scene of this season had to be when Kingpin talked Punisher into becoming a contract killer for him during a conversation that couldn't have lasted 5 minutes. The walking incarnation of justice denied is apparently prone to alliances of convenience, or the writing in this show is just that bad.

Runner up was definitely when E and Caredevil fight through all the underlings (including ninjas :rock) to get the BIG MYSTERY, which is... a giant hole in the ground. They even throw a rock or something down it because apparently a large panoramic shot isn't enough to convey that it's a giant hole in the ground. (As an aside, I read some listicle along the lines of BURNING QUESTIONS AFTER SEASON 2 OF CAREDEVIL and it tried to claim that the giant hole was in fact a plot hole. It wasn't, it's just a giant hole in the ground. Welcome to Caredevil.)
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 03, 2016, 11:49:44 PM
2 seasons in and we still dont know what the hole is for.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 03, 2016, 11:50:19 PM
Also dont make fun of my DD man.   It hurts. 
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 03, 2016, 11:50:50 PM
And any one who says anything bad about Civilwar is getting backhanded. 
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: bluemax on May 04, 2016, 12:02:47 AM
I didn't finish watching this, but up to the point where Punisher gets arrested and he talks way too much for the Punisher.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: Kara on May 04, 2016, 01:27:29 AM
2 seasons in and we still dont know what the hole is for.

Ryo can't stay in that cave forever.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC)
Post by: Kara on October 21, 2018, 12:17:15 PM
I'm a NEW YORK CITY nun and I say things like "sounds like someone who needed to get laid" cuz we're all rough and tumble in NEW DONK CITY :lol

I'm Caredevil and after losing my OTP twice + having a building fall on me I'm finally having a crisis of faith so I say dark and brooding things like "Job was a pussy." (The biblical character not the thing we all have to have under the capitalist mode of production.) :lol

At Lourdes the magical waters heal some people but not others because imaginary friends work in mysterious ways. In NEW DONK CITY a nasal irrigation has a similar effect on our intrepid hero who then boxes a person on the margins of society in a church basement because apparently there's no Catholic network of hospitals in the MCU. :lol
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on October 21, 2018, 12:19:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YyvKxAIwow
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Kara on October 21, 2018, 12:31:04 PM
"I'm Caredevil, not even god can stop that now." :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Tasty on October 21, 2018, 01:26:14 PM
Angsty Matt in the first few eps wrapped right around from "bad-cheesy" to "great-cheesy."

"I've seen god's true face." :goty

"I'm Daredevil. Not even God can stop that now."  :goldberg

<Basically reciting the entire Book of Job line-for-line>  :fbm :ltg

"I have to let the devil out."  :dsp
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 21, 2018, 01:41:56 PM
Ya there are some great cheesy lines.  Wait till you get to the 'man without fear' line
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: jorma on October 21, 2018, 04:14:24 PM
p.s. back off u nerds u like cultural refuse

2.5 years later: "So i've watched all three seasons, but god this show sucks why do you nerds like this shit? Btw, do you guys know if there will be a fourth season on netflix?"  :lol
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Kara on October 21, 2018, 04:18:33 PM
I also smoke even though I know it's carcinogenic.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Kara on October 21, 2018, 04:19:03 PM
Also, there's going to be a fourth season?!?
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Himu on October 21, 2018, 04:20:06 PM
Season 2 sucked outside of punisher. Is 3 better?
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: toku on October 21, 2018, 05:32:57 PM
A lot of cringe in this first ep and I haven't even finished yet. Foggy looking sharp though and Deborah Ann Woll looking amazing as always.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Assimilate on October 21, 2018, 06:47:30 PM
more superhero garbage... 3 pages worth.

it's unbelievable.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Kara on October 21, 2018, 08:17:28 PM
"Thank god for you!"
"He didn't help you. I did."

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Tasty on October 21, 2018, 08:19:55 PM
"Thank god for you!"
"He didn't help you. I did."

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Best line in the show IMO. I literally chuckled to myself IRL.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 21, 2018, 09:38:52 PM
Season 2 sucked outside of punisher. Is 3 better?

Yes.  It better than 1 in some ways and slightly worse in others.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Kara on October 21, 2018, 09:46:34 PM
 :lol They did another callback to the hallway fight scene in season 1. You have to respect their dedication to milking that forever.

Also Matt calling the Albanians "you people." :doge
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Kara on October 22, 2018, 12:20:15 AM
"I want to kill you. For dying. For leaving me." :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Momo on October 22, 2018, 01:15:10 AM
I finished this poop heap cause i was bored this weekend, sucked man.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 22, 2018, 02:00:16 AM
Do you have to slander two threads?  Is this how whiteman feels? 
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Kara on October 22, 2018, 02:04:11 AM
Trying to decide what's funnier, the fight with office supplies or Kingpin having a secret lair in his jail that runs counterintelligence on the FBI. :lol
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 22, 2018, 02:13:37 AM
1) Dude fucked up DD with a baseball bounced off a wall and some sharpies.
2) A staffed lair.

You cant compare them.

Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Kara on October 22, 2018, 02:19:13 AM
He threw pencils of death. :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Momo on October 22, 2018, 02:34:40 AM
Bullseye sure does love throwing chandelier crystals
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Kara on October 22, 2018, 03:56:40 AM
This season is 100% misery porn, jeez.

The flashback to Matt's conception and infancy though. :lol
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Momo on October 22, 2018, 04:04:17 AM
This season is 100% misery porn, jeez.

The flashback to Matt's conception and infancy though. :lol
Hot nun girl falls for fat unfunny boxer  :oreilly
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 22, 2018, 08:16:15 AM
Are you guys seriously making fun of post partham? 
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 2 of caredevil
Post by: kingv on October 22, 2018, 11:56:06 AM
I prefer JJ too, but mostly just cause the purple man was so damn good.  If season 2 focuses on Nuke its gonna suck.  JJ > S1 DD > S2 DD.  That being said I would so be up for a marvel netflix show every 3 months.  I'd kill for a blade one.

There /was/ a Blade TV show. It was pretty good. I'm guessing you mean a specifically MCU-based TV show?

I liked that show.

It had Sticky Fingaz as Blade. Who was honestly not bad, because you don’t actually have to do much acting to play Blade.

It also had pretty ok ratings, but apparently was too expensive for spike.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: toku on October 22, 2018, 12:45:26 PM
Did someone say blade tv series?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtVlqqWlVCU

:rejoice

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Jill Wagner
:mouf
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Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: MMaRsu on October 22, 2018, 01:06:04 PM
good season
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Kara on October 22, 2018, 01:07:12 PM
Are you guys seriously making fun of post partham?

It's 1955 even though it has to be ca. 1978 to 1988.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Kara on October 22, 2018, 01:07:44 PM
Not that we're super great about treating it today even.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: chronovore on October 22, 2018, 06:56:14 PM
Did someone say blade tv series?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtVlqqWlVCU

:rejoice

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Jill Wagner
:mouf
[close]

I watched the hell out of Blade.

I was more interested in the vampire woman, played by Gower. Wagner really couldn't act.

The sudden end to the show put me off new serialized shows, because it just completely drops the audience on a cliffhanger.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 22, 2018, 08:32:13 PM
i...i unironically enjoyed caredevil season 3, guys

man of feel :-(
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 23, 2018, 12:04:10 PM
Is Caredevil 3 better than Punisher?
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 23, 2018, 12:26:08 PM
yes
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Tasty on October 23, 2018, 12:45:25 PM
Daredevil s1
Daredevil s2
Jessica Jones s1
The Punisher s1
Jessica Jones s2
Luke Cage s1
The Defenders
Iron Fist s1

Haven't seen LC or IF s2. DD s3 so far is right under s1 for me.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Dickie Dee on October 23, 2018, 01:02:49 PM
As a verry lapsed Catholic, I just enjoyed vicariously wearing a hair-shirt for another 13 episodes.

So much self-Ls in one's own head being given out  :lawd
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 23, 2018, 01:08:05 PM
Daredevil s1
Daredevil s2
Jessica Jones s1
The Punisher s1
Jessica Jones s2
Luke Cage s1
The Defenders
Iron Fist s1

Haven't seen LC or IF s2. DD s3 so far is right under s1 for me.

JJS1 is tops for me but agreed
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Kara on October 23, 2018, 01:16:25 PM
i...i unironically enjoyed caredevil season 3, guys

man of feel :-(

check out the emotion-haver over here

is it fun to sincerely consume media instead of hiding under layers of cynicism and mockery

patheitc [sic]
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Momo on October 23, 2018, 04:05:35 PM
Kinda glad they're cancelling all this shit, if I'm honest it's been all downhill for a long ass time
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: kingv on October 24, 2018, 02:21:58 PM
I thought they were all pretty bad from the start.

13 episodes with 8 episodes of interesting content is a recurring Netflix trend.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: BIONIC on October 24, 2018, 02:36:10 PM
Bunch of joyless cynical cunts.

Great season.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Kara on October 24, 2018, 03:37:41 PM
Bunch of joyless cynical cunts.

Great season.

for me to poop on
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: BIONIC on October 24, 2018, 03:49:39 PM
The only sanctioned pooping here is on TVC, and only because he’s into that sort of thing.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: paprikastaude on October 28, 2018, 11:37:41 AM
A whole episode on that trash Karen character, that should have never survived over Ben(?) in S1 and who is even more trash after being a gun-nut mouthpiece in Punisher? If this wasn't ep 10, I'd bailed out now :lol
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Tasty on October 28, 2018, 11:43:05 AM
Ya but that ep tears her down pretty good though.

I stopped minding Karen after she murked that dude in s1.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Kara on October 28, 2018, 12:07:06 PM
I never watched Punisher because he was even worse than the giant hole in Caredevil. Irredeemably bad character beloved by cops and permanently aspiring cops.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Crash Dummy on October 28, 2018, 03:40:34 PM
now that i think about it, wtf was that hole in end actually?
spoiler (click to show/hide)
was it dinosaur bones from kunlun?
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Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Tasty on October 28, 2018, 03:50:53 PM
now that i think about it, wtf was that hole in end actually?
spoiler (click to show/hide)
was it dinosaur bones from kunlun?
[close]

Yup.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: toku on October 28, 2018, 04:24:34 PM
I never watched Punisher because he was even worse than the giant hole in Caredevil. Irredeemably bad character beloved by cops and permanently aspiring cops.

would love to see a thread on punisher from you, if only for the fbi agent lady in it
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: Tasty on October 28, 2018, 05:09:44 PM
How did they get into a hole in NYC tho

They were digging the hole the whole time, it was the reason Nobu in s1 was concentrated on buying up buildings in the area. Matt just doesn't discover it until s2. The hole becomes a mine shaft in The Defenders, and at the bottom is the bones of the dragon which gives them their resurrection juice.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: toku on October 28, 2018, 06:50:27 PM
 :rollsafe
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: chronovore on December 07, 2018, 09:07:12 AM
How did they get into a hole in NYC tho

They were digging the hole the whole time, it was the reason Nobu in s1 was concentrated on buying up buildings in the area. Matt just doesn't discover it until s2. The hole becomes a mine shaft in The Defenders, and at the bottom is the bones of the dragon which gives them their resurrection juice.

That sounds pretty great, but I had forgotten most of that by the time I snored through the end of DEFENDERS.
Title: Re: itt we laugh at season 3 of caredevil (in memory of TVC, RIP)
Post by: paprikastaude on December 07, 2018, 11:57:26 AM
Show is dead.