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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: archie4208 on March 23, 2016, 12:57:58 PM

Title: Nintendo NX thread of mockery.
Post by: archie4208 on March 23, 2016, 12:57:58 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/WEh0ryY.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/gnM6Msy.jpg)

I'll be sure to update the thread when the underpowered specs and laughable online details are revealed. :marimo
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Post by: nachobro on March 23, 2016, 01:01:20 PM: will still buy :gloomy
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Post by: Great Rumbler on March 23, 2016, 01:04:40 PM: huh
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 23, 2016, 01:09:34 PM: My bold predictions:

- It will be underpowered
- It will sell like shit
- Nintendo will show off Yet Another New Super Mario Bros and Nintendo will act shocked when nobody is impressed.
- Nintards will make up fake stories about how impressed the blue ocean (hot chicks, grandma, etc.) is with this POS
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Post by: archie4208 on March 23, 2016, 01:10:10 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 23, 2016, 01:04:40 PM
huh

I've been thinking the same shit about Nintendo for 10 years.
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Post by: Tasty on March 23, 2016, 01:10:37 PM: Looks like one of those "leaked Revolution controller" shops, haha.

(http://i.imgur.com/pLXeTts.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/lQZmaAU.jpg)
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Post by: nachobro on March 23, 2016, 01:18:01 PM: If that was a handheld it'd be pretty cool. Having that as a main controller/handheld and also supporting Wii U Pro Pads would be just fine
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2016, 01:21:09 PM: where the buttons at, doe?
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Post by: D3RANG3D on March 23, 2016, 01:29:20 PM: Nintendo just shot themselves in the foot!
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 23, 2016, 01:40:01 PM: Banners, nintards, banners. To arms!

I will die alongside Nintendo

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I actually don't hate it as long as other controllers can be paired with the console

sounds like they're trying to get dat mobile gaming audience
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2016, 01:46:35 PM: How the fuck would I be able to shoot or pass in NBA 2K17 wth this trash? :doge
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Post by: archie4208 on March 23, 2016, 01:48:47 PM: I'm sure you meant Super Mario Happy Hoops. :doge
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Post by: VomKriege on March 23, 2016, 01:50:13 PM: Just want to point out that those new photos show a very similar device to earlier ones leaked a few days ago and that the thing depicted is very similar to a patent filed by Nintendo.
So it's either an elaborate hoax or legit smoke.
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Post by: D3RANG3D on March 23, 2016, 01:56:29 PM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeP-b9AUUAEnf2E.jpg)
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Post by: Rufus on March 23, 2016, 02:05:47 PM: WOW

They're in deep shit. :lol
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Post by: D3RANG3D on March 23, 2016, 02:09:01 PM: (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/u66ed6ebabht6ia/Untitled_Artwork.png?dl=0)
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Post by: tiesto on March 23, 2016, 02:23:50 PM: Oh man, already has me wishing they kept the Wii U Gamepad.
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Post by: VomKriege on March 23, 2016, 02:25:57 PM: Quote from: Rufus on March 23, 2016, 02:05:47 PM
WOW

They're in deep shit. :lol

The tree thing seems to be reaching, but the swedish keyboard kinda is narrowing the options there...
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2016, 02:30:23 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2016, 01:46:35 PM
How the fuck would I be able to shoot or pass in NBA 2K17 wth this trash? :doge

(http://i.imgur.com/MQIKM.gif)
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 23, 2016, 02:31:27 PM: As if Massive would be working on a Nintendo game :lol
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Post by: Rufus on March 23, 2016, 02:33:26 PM: Quote from: Premium Lager on March 23, 2016, 02:31:27 PM
As if Massive would be working on a Nintendo game :lol
They're part of Ubisoft. Ubisoft spread their seed far and wide.
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Post by: D3RANG3D on March 23, 2016, 02:42:03 PM: https://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=199024718&postcount=2473

https://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=199024974&postcount=2508

:dead
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Post by: VomKriege on March 23, 2016, 03:44:28 PM: Gaf now convinced it's fake. Until tomorrow I guess.
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Post by: Sugar Pie Honey Bunch on March 23, 2016, 03:49:37 PM: That's got to slot into a more ergonomic controller shell of some sort. Buncha cramped clawhanded bullshit otherwise.
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Post by: Tasty on March 23, 2016, 04:19:57 PM: Quote from: Sugar Pie Honey Bunch on March 23, 2016, 03:49:37 PM
That's got to slot into a more ergonomic controller shell of some sort. Buncha cramped clawhanded bullshit otherwise.

It's a dev-only pre-public prototype.

Also the patent had grips.

(http://i.imgur.com/nbPAm4Rl.jpg)
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Post by: bork on March 23, 2016, 04:37:47 PM: I hope that's not really it...would like more buttons. But this is Nintendo so maybe some kind of button shell add-on thing will come out, like the Circle Pad Pro did, or they'll just put out another "pro" controller. :doge
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Post by: eleuin on March 23, 2016, 04:39:23 PM: Quote from: Sugar Pie Honey Bunch on March 23, 2016, 03:49:37 PM
That's got to slot into a more ergonomic controller shell of some sort. Buncha cramped clawhanded bullshit otherwise.
they need to model it after the goat

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f0/a1/69/f0a169e189437bf3bd8975e66a44e4e9.jpg)
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Post by: Yulwei on March 23, 2016, 04:50:39 PM: I think it actually looks interesting and I want to try it
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2016, 05:12:49 PM: obligatory

(https://media.giphy.com/media/O5NyCibf93upy/giphy.gif)
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 23, 2016, 10:27:36 PM: just when i REALLY don't care about vidja any more, nintendo's penchant for self-humiliation pulls me back in :dead
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Post by: Rufus on March 24, 2016, 02:25:53 AM: I'd hoped you popped back in for this. :uguu
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Post by: Lucretius on March 24, 2016, 08:33:01 AM: It's shaped like an anal suppository. Nintendo really is going for ultimate portability with this one.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 24, 2016, 07:31:26 PM: (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/mildewproduction/Revolution.jpg)
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Post by: The Legend of Sunblade on March 24, 2016, 07:39:48 PM: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1200538

the dream ~~of fuckery~~ is dead

now to watch as all the nintards that vehemently started defending touch controls take it all back
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Post by: pilonv1 on March 24, 2016, 07:47:33 PM: Jesus the stain on that desk
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Post by: VomKriege on March 25, 2016, 12:23:25 AM: Good fake tho :obama
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 25, 2016, 01:43:35 AM: No doubt a new rumour will be born that Nintendo backed out og this design based on Neogaf backslash, this will be lamented forever by N diehards as this was the true design
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Post by: Rufus on March 25, 2016, 04:43:11 AM: Aw, I wanted it to be true.
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Post by: Trent Dole on March 25, 2016, 05:33:08 AM: Seemed legit. What exactly is gained from hoaxing people?
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Post by: Fifstar on March 25, 2016, 08:34:29 AM: Attention?
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 25, 2016, 09:53:48 AM: 10k thread of people freaking out
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Post by: Tasty on March 25, 2016, 11:25:52 AM: I remember when fakes were cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX2smM87r14
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 25, 2016, 01:56:31 PM: Some people just want to watch the world burn
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Post by: demi on March 25, 2016, 09:02:20 PM: Loool all you niccas got Aries'd in 2016

Bu bu bu I didnt think it was real at all
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Post by: Trent Dole on March 25, 2016, 09:57:34 PM: I thought it was legit. No amount of stupid from Nintendo would surprise me at this point. Underpowered machinery? Dumb ass control schemes? Excess removal of content due to moral climate and also flat out laziness?
(http://www.videogameauctions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/65-NOS-Vtg-1990s-OFFICIAL-NINTENDO-SEAL-OF-QUALITY-Logo-Display-Sign-Sticker.jpg)
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Post by: Yeti on March 25, 2016, 10:54:44 PM: in retrospect it was pretty obvious that it was fake, there needs to be at least one button to make Mario jump.