THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2016, 07:30:49 AM
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I hate ham.
Anyway 6 hours with family then some serious 2k games with the sons.
Just once I'd love to not have it at my house so I dont have to start running around like an asshole at 9 when the misses decides to grace us with her presence.
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Bout to go ham on some ham. :aah
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Jesus holidays :holeup
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Jesus holidays :holeup
You had your chance and failed, only yourselves to blame.
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:larry
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I just got home from the store...for the 2nd time....and run into this;
Picture my sons arguing about football at high volume and this;
My wife yelling "Babe we need corn bread mix. You gotta go get some"
Me "We don't need no....."
My son "Yeah bitch that why Mariota gonna be good"
My wife "Did you just say bitch?"
Son "Mama I mama I..."
*slap
*i close door and walk to car defeated...
**me now back at store probably getting profiled for casing the joint and listening to outkast.
Get married brehs
:snoop
Edit: Got myself a twix :rejoice
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The reason for the season
(http://i.imgur.com/AMtBWgS.jpg)
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Had a great 4 days at the inlaws where my lil baby was playing with her cousin and everyone minded her and I chilled out ate tons of meat and drank beers
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what kind of monster hates ham
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what kind of monster hates ham
Most tasty way to eat it is to bake a ham and then pan fry leftovers. Pan fried ham is fantastic on its own, baked ham needs really good sides to compliment it.
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Sometimes holidays suck when you don't have an s.o. or close family or friends who aren't just drinking buddies, but sometimes they're awesome because you can basically be a lazy piece of shit without feeling guilty about it. Having no obligations can be nice. It's 2:30PM and I still haven't put pants on. Maybe I won't ever put pants on. It's all up to me. 8)
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Was in Portland all yesterday beering, got home around 11pm feeling good. Did Easter baskets with the kiddo this morning, went to church, heading to my parents soon for family gathering dinner.
I just got home from the store...for the 2nd time....and run into this;
Picture my sons arguing about football at high volume and this;
My wife yelling "Babe we need corn bread mix. You gotta go get some"
Me "We don't need no....."
My son "Yeah bitch that why Mariota gonna be good"
My wife "Did you just say bitch?"
Son "Mama I mama I..."
*slap
*i close door and walk to car defeated...
**me now back at store probably getting profiled for casing the joint and listening to outkast.
Get married brehs
:snoop
Edit: Got myself a twix :rejoice
Savor that Twix. Sounds like it will be the highlight of your day.
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I cooked a 9 pound ham JUST FOR ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcYMGs-6Vqg
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Gonna head over to my folks soon for dinner, ham and cheesey potatoes :rejoice
That ham sauce :delicious
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Eatin some Lamb tonight :rock
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The reason for the season
http://i.imgur.com/AMtBWgS.jpg
Reading A_I_A's post above this one, that's the only outcome I see today. :doge
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Had a surprisingly big dinner at my parents house. They made me watch Daredevil's first ep, which wasn't a cheesy as I figured it would be.
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Sometimes holidays suck when you don't have an s.o. or close family or friends who aren't just drinking buddies, but sometimes they're awesome because you can basically be a lazy piece of shit without feeling guilty about it. Having no obligations can be nice. It's 2:30PM and I still haven't put pants on. Maybe I won't ever put pants on. It's all up to me. 8)
Be free from the tyranny of pants, breh.
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Yea having freedom on holidays...on one hand it's dope as fuck, on the other hand it's depressing. When my grandparents were alive I'd head to Easter/Thanksgiving/Christmas/etc on time and spend most of the day chilling with the family. But now I get there late and leave early-ish. Yea not having your entire day (especially Sundays) eaten up is nice - yesterday I got to my parents house around 4:30PM and left a bit after 7. But that freedom exists because my grandparents are gone
:fbm
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Had to go to church :yuck
Father was saying how to love all people whether straight, gay, divorced with or without annulments blah bla blah.....
Back at the mother in laws, my sister in law said she didn't care for the sermon because it was little too liberal for her. :comeon
Drank mimosas and ate many delicious things.
My wife always treats easter like xmas light, but this year I think she finally realized that the kids are too old for easter baskets. She found out the hard way. The kids basically picked around the candy for the itunes card and left the baskets where she put them. I felt a little bad for her for the time she took to put them together.
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My girlfriends mom and sister came to visit her so we all went to see Something Rotten on Broadway on Saturday night. Was super fun but I definitely missed the majority of the references to other Broadway plays/musicals.
Then Sunday I sat around at my girls place playing Stardew Valley while she and her mom and sister went to some big church in Manhattan because Easter I guess. Then when they got back we ordered food and I ate chicken wings while we watched a movie.
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Man, sometimes I feel like I need to throw my parents in the bushes. Heard dyke and oriental to refer to people at Easter dinner.
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Had to go to church :yuck
Father was saying how to love all people whether straight, gay, divorced with or without annulments blah bla blah.....
Back at the mother in laws, my sister in law said she didn't care for the sermon because it was little too liberal for her. :comeon
Drank mimosas and ate many delicious things.
My wife always treats easter like xmas light, but this year I think she finally realized that the kids are too old for easter baskets. She found out the hard way. The kids basically picked around the candy for the itunes card and left the baskets where she put them. I felt a little bad for her for the time she took to put them together.
Yeah, I just bought the kiddo a game on steam :lol
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Easter at my parents' house now turns into a craft beer bottle share. My Dad kept pulling fancy saisons and sours out of the fridge. Not complaining.
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We actually had a relatively drama free easter which is saying something when you have 30+ black folk at your house.
Funniest part is that my wife's cousin is dating a white girl who clearly came from money and for about an hour she was pretty much petrified.....she came around though ha ha.
End total:
16 pounds of prime rib
1 ham
1 turkey
fixings
100+ beers
2 bottles of cognac
1/2 of a bottle of scotch
AND MY AUNT SAID SHE WILL HOST NEXT YEAR SO THERE IS A GOD!