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Title: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 06, 2016, 10:20:41 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/IcDr9zw.jpg)

I assume all gaffers by default are omegas but where are you located? Honest answers only plz.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 06, 2016, 10:25:57 PM: Otherkin
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 06, 2016, 10:36:08 PM: This chart is basically just a one dimensional axis based on looks.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Huff on April 06, 2016, 10:43:47 PM: Your one dimensional
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Dennis on April 06, 2016, 10:45:28 PM: You're
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Post by: Great Rumbler on April 06, 2016, 10:46:23 PM: Stop trying to put me in a box.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Tasty on April 06, 2016, 10:59:18 PM: HIV- (https://i.imgur.com/OZwMI.gif)
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 06, 2016, 11:07:02 PM: Quote from: Huff on April 06, 2016, 10:43:47 PM
Your one dimensional

Can't be. I've read Nietzsche so I'm clearly a gamma positive.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 06, 2016, 11:07:42 PM: Like the Hulk.
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Post by: Trent Dole on April 07, 2016, 12:42:07 AM: This is like that INTJ type shit except somehow even more stupid.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: VomKriege on April 07, 2016, 12:46:22 AM: Probably "Delta" :yeshrug
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Post by: Yeti on April 07, 2016, 12:46:40 AM: Psh, only a lame sigma negative would bother to read all that
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 07, 2016, 12:47:19 AM: Quote from: Yeti on April 07, 2016, 12:46:40 AM
Psh, only a lame sigma negative would bother to read all that

:fbm
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Shaka Khan on April 07, 2016, 01:09:12 AM: "[Alpha positives] do not allow women to dominate their lives”

Good news, Arvie!
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: curly on April 07, 2016, 02:36:27 AM: Taking this kind of thing seriously puts you at the bottom of the human hierarchy chart
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 07, 2016, 04:14:49 AM: NEgative OmeGA Furries

:ohhh
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Reb on April 07, 2016, 04:28:23 AM: Quote from: Dufus on April 07, 2016, 04:09:56 AM
Quote from: curly on April 07, 2016, 02:36:27 AM
Taking this kind of thing seriously puts you at the bottom of the human hierarchy chart

Taking this thread seriously puts you at the bottom of The Bore hierarchy.

Must be nice, to have some company for once.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Rufus on April 07, 2016, 05:37:54 AM: Whatever peon tier is.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: nudemacusers on April 07, 2016, 08:14:20 AM: Someone pick for me
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Post by: nudemacusers on April 07, 2016, 08:14:29 AM: :doge
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Post by: Rufus on April 07, 2016, 08:22:40 AM: There's no place for successful married men on something made by /fit/izens.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Atramental on April 07, 2016, 08:46:32 AM: Gamma Positive on a good day. Delta Positive on a bad day.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 07, 2016, 10:04:27 AM: Alpha +++++++ when i'm sober

Alpha ----------- when i'm not
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Tasty on April 07, 2016, 10:21:57 AM: Quote from: Dufus on April 07, 2016, 04:09:56 AM
Quote from: curly on April 07, 2016, 02:36:27 AM
Taking this kind of thing seriously puts you at the bottom of the human hierarchy chart

Taking this thread seriously puts you at the bottom of The Bore hierarchy.

Being a bottom :aah
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 07, 2016, 10:45:42 AM: Probably beta+
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: demi on April 07, 2016, 10:52:06 AM: Delta Positive
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Post by: Brehvolution on April 07, 2016, 01:31:18 PM: Nazi furries :kobeyuck
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 07, 2016, 01:37:48 PM: The furrer.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Atramental on April 07, 2016, 02:10:05 PM: Quote from: Brehvolution on April 07, 2016, 01:31:18 PM
Nazi furries :kobeyuck
Gas the Koalas! RACE WAR NOW! :doge
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Samson Manhug on April 07, 2016, 02:20:16 PM: Omega negative seems like the second best option
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 07, 2016, 02:42:40 PM: Gamma+
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 07, 2016, 03:40:13 PM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 07, 2016, 01:09:12 AM
"[Alpha positives] do not allow women to dominate their lives”

Good news, Arvie!

I'm taking this to mean you think I'm an alpha positive and will not be reading this thread any long less you say something to destroy this though.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2016, 03:55:22 PM: Beta + but do I get any extra points for having manly skills? I can change tires, oil, etc plus I have handy man skills (including experience with electrical).
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 07, 2016, 04:29:02 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2016, 03:55:22 PM
Beta + but do I get any extra points for having manly skills? I can change tires, oil, etc plus I have handy man skills (including experience with electrical).

Oh do you?

Like putting in an outlet level fuckery or can you bust me out details on gencap and install step down transformers?

Because if it's the former just say you can put in outlets.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Huff on April 07, 2016, 04:46:19 PM: Quote from: Dennis on April 06, 2016, 10:45:28 PM
You're

Such a beta post
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 07, 2016, 04:46:30 PM: I helped build the house I'm currently living in, so that should count for something.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2016, 04:48:33 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 07, 2016, 04:29:02 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2016, 03:55:22 PM
Beta + but do I get any extra points for having manly skills? I can change tires, oil, etc plus I have handy man skills (including experience with electrical).

Oh do you?

Like putting in an outlet level fuckery or can you bust me out details on gencap and install step down transformers?

Because if it's the former just say you can put in outlets.

I can put in outlets AND I know how to install fans, garbage disposal units, etc that need to be electrically wired.
:obama
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Tasty on April 07, 2016, 04:56:31 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 07, 2016, 04:29:02 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2016, 03:55:22 PM
Beta + but do I get any extra points for having manly skills? I can change tires, oil, etc plus I have handy man skills (including experience with electrical).

Oh do you?

Like putting in an outlet level fuckery or can you bust me out details on gencap and install step down transformers?

Because if it's the former just say you can put in outlets.

Is everything a dick waving contest with you jesus christ
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: studyguy on April 07, 2016, 04:57:55 PM: (https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0358/41/1414632491778.gif)
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: brawndolicious on April 07, 2016, 05:05:50 PM: I want to be a gamma positive but I've always been told that I'm supposed to be an alpha positive. I'vd always been afraid of falling in between those two and turning into a beta positive that's not special in any way. :(
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Atramental on April 07, 2016, 05:40:37 PM: Gamma+'s are the wizards of this world.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Both figuratively and literally. :doge
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Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 07, 2016, 06:15:48 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 07, 2016, 04:56:31 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 07, 2016, 04:29:02 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2016, 03:55:22 PM
Beta + but do I get any extra points for having manly skills? I can change tires, oil, etc plus I have handy man skills (including experience with electrical).

Oh do you?

Like putting in an outlet level fuckery or can you bust me out details on gencap and install step down transformers?

Because if it's the former just say you can put in outlets.

Is everything a dick waving contest with you jesus christ

:dunno

Sarcasm buddy.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Atramental on April 07, 2016, 06:18:45 PM: Dick waving is kinda an alpha's "thing" though. :doge
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Rufus on April 07, 2016, 06:24:31 PM: Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 07, 2016, 06:15:48 PM
:dunno

Sarcasm buddy.
Nobody can tell. I thought I'd figure it out eventually, but no. :doge
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Atramental on April 07, 2016, 06:25:02 PM: Quote from: brawndolicious on April 07, 2016, 05:05:50 PM
I want to be a gamma positive but I've always been told that I'm supposed to be an alpha positive. I'vd always been afraid of falling in between those two and turning into a beta positive that's not special in any way. :(
Now that I think about it, Elon Musk is a fusion of an Alpha+ and a Gamma+.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Samson Manhug on April 07, 2016, 06:46:19 PM: Quote from: Rufus on April 07, 2016, 06:24:31 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 07, 2016, 06:15:48 PM
:dunno

Sarcasm buddy.
Nobody can tell. I thought I'd figure it out eventually, but no. :doge

It wasn't sarcasm. I don't think he knows what sarcasm is.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 07, 2016, 07:59:22 PM: I did build a trebuchet once, though
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 07, 2016, 08:30:53 PM: I voted Gamma as a joke. Now I'm questioning all your guys self identities.
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Post by: El Babua on April 07, 2016, 08:32:36 PM: Omega cuck
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Post by: Your Stalker on April 07, 2016, 09:50:20 PM: I'm the rare Alpha Gamma Cuck myself.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Yeti on April 07, 2016, 10:10:56 PM: Did anyone else notice the microagression in this thread's title, assuming that everyone who reads it identifies as male? Check ur privilege.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Dennis on April 07, 2016, 10:14:31 PM: I just want to know who the three other alphas are on here :doge
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on April 08, 2016, 01:40:41 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 07, 2016, 04:56:31 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 07, 2016, 04:29:02 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2016, 03:55:22 PM
Beta + but do I get any extra points for having manly skills? I can change tires, oil, etc plus I have handy man skills (including experience with electrical).

Oh do you?

Like putting in an outlet level fuckery or can you bust me out details on gencap and install step down transformers?

Because if it's the former just say you can put in outlets.

Is everything a dick waving contest with you jesus christ

:cmonson

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=43162
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 08, 2016, 02:32:25 AM: Quote from: Dennis on April 07, 2016, 10:14:31 PM
I just want to know who the three other alphas are on here :doge

aia so alpha he voted 3 times
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 08, 2016, 02:35:00 AM: Over time I moved from alpha/beta negative to alpha/beta positive
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 08, 2016, 07:36:21 PM: lambda lambda lambda
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: headwalk on April 08, 2016, 10:09:42 PM: i'm up near the top of what i do (by taking opportunities i did little to earn) but try to work as little as possible, value my own time over all else and am currently sitting around playing guitar (nothing to do with my job) enjoying every day that my agent doesn't get in contact.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: D3RANG3D on May 10, 2016, 08:03:29 PM: Beta+ mixed with Gamma+

:snob

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Necro bump :doge
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Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: Kara on May 10, 2016, 08:27:22 PM: There's a typo in this infographic. Clearly created by a beta plus looking to get some dap from an alpha plus in his life.
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: El Babua on May 10, 2016, 08:35:32 PM: More like created by an autist to diagram human behavior :doge
Title: Re: Identify yourself on this handy male social hierarchy chart
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 12, 2016, 04:56:23 PM: isn't this just a minor elaboration of the Harry Potter Sorting Hat social model, anyway