THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on January 24, 2007, 01:01:33 PM

Title: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 24, 2007, 01:01:33 PM

My iPod charge cable disappeared from my office last night. I also note that the trash was taken out. HMMMMMM.

:punch

Title: Re: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 24, 2007, 01:03:57 PM

Its the criminal element not even spoken of in cheap True Crime novels.

Title: Re: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 24, 2007, 01:42:23 PM

DOGS OF THE iTMS

Title: Re: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: Himu on January 24, 2007, 01:42:56 PM

It was a Mexican.

Title: Re: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 24, 2007, 01:45:32 PM

Oh I see what you're saying, a black dude can take our your trash but he cant steal you're cable?

Title: Re: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: Himu on January 24, 2007, 01:46:19 PM

Blacks don't do jobs like this it's only mexicans

Title: Re: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: TVC15 on January 24, 2007, 01:47:04 PM

They're not black, they're like russian.

Also, MY garbage was not taken out last night.  I SMELL A MYSTERY!

I doubt it was stolen, Drinky.  Why would they steal a fucking iPod cable when you have a bottle of delicious scotch on your desk?

Title: Re: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 24, 2007, 01:48:21 PM

I put the scotch on my desk this morning while I was looking for the charge cable. :(

Title: Re: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: Himu on January 24, 2007, 01:48:47 PM

drinky's work sounds pretty awesome

i mean he can bring alcohol to work? awesome

Title: Re: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 24, 2007, 01:49:38 PM

ahhh, the "morale box"

Title: Re: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: TVC15 on January 24, 2007, 01:54:03 PM

Still, why woul dthey steal a fucking iPod cable?  I have a half dozen of the damned things at home.

Title: Re: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 24, 2007, 01:55:56 PM

I don't think THEY did, actually; I'm just trolling, there. It was sitting on the edge of my desk where my laptop normally sits. I'm sure someone looked in and said LOLZ and then grabbed it. Remember yer copy of Man Bites Dog?

Title: Re: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 24, 2007, 01:58:12 PM

I drank too much scotch last night lol. Right when I got home even :( At least it made me forget those two stupid PC game purchases :(

Title: Re: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: drozmight on January 24, 2007, 08:46:55 PM

Luckily I don't have an office, just a room were I and three other slaves play WoW. Well I don't play WoW, I browse the internet.

Point is, there's nothing in here to be stolen, except for expensive equipment that doesn't belong to anyone other than corporate america.

Title: Re: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: TVC15 on January 24, 2007, 08:47:42 PM

You should play WoW, droz.

Title: Re: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: drozmight on January 24, 2007, 08:50:02 PM

I'm actually d-loading the free trial right now.

Do I get to keep my character should I decide to convert it to an actual account?

Title: Re: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 24, 2007, 08:53:19 PM

Quote from: drozmight on January 24, 2007, 08:50:02 PM

I'm actually d-loading the free trial right now.

Do I get to keep my character should I decide to convert it to an actual account?

yes, oh yes.

Title: Re: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: drozmight on January 24, 2007, 09:12:30 PM

Nice.

Title: Re: People who steal iPod charge cables from your office are DOGS
Post by: xnikki118x on January 25, 2007, 01:28:33 AM

Why steal the cable and not the iPod itself?