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Title: White people....
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 15, 2016, 09:32:29 AM
Three CACS in my town got arrested for domestic abuse last night our local chief says.

It involved

3 empty cases of Busch beer  :hitler
Two shirtless brothers :lawd
One woman married to a brother in a jeans suit  :beli

A stapler gun, a presto fry daddy, and an official Dale Earnhardt helmet. :mynicca

Theis lead to a meth lab being found in the basement :rejoice



:cac
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Brehvolution on April 15, 2016, 09:36:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/RrMVCNo.jpg)
God, I hate white people.
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Atramental on April 15, 2016, 09:45:09 AM
>Ohio
>White people

That's like the bottom of the barrel (ignoring West Virginia).  :doge

Edit: Also, speaking of WV, a must watch documentary is "The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia".
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 15, 2016, 12:06:06 PM
(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-23470-Jeremiah-Johnson-nod-cropped-g-jtcK.gif)
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on April 15, 2016, 12:58:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/greHSCl.png)
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 15, 2016, 02:37:26 PM
http://youtu.be/UiyLtMPuWRA
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Syph on April 15, 2016, 03:30:35 PM
#notallwhitepeople
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 15, 2016, 07:05:01 PM
It involved

3 empty cases of Busch beer  :hitler
Two shirtless brothers :lawd
One woman married to a brother in a jeans suit  :beli

A stapler gun, a presto fry daddy, and an official Dale Earnhardt helmet. :mynicca

I already know exactly what happened.
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: zomgee on April 17, 2016, 10:40:36 AM
There's white people and there's white people.

I mean you know who I'm talking about right?
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Mupepe on April 17, 2016, 11:19:10 AM
Do other races take those creepy ass newborn photos where everyone is nude? Or those weird pregnancy photos? Because that all seems like a very white people thing to do and I don't get that shit.
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Atramental on April 17, 2016, 01:23:36 PM
There's a lot of white people family dynamics but there's two that seem to occur on a regular basis.

The first being that everyone in the family has great ammounts of contempt for each other but act like they love or at least tolerate each other just so that society doesn't think they are a bunch of hate filled monsters.

And the other is that everyone is of one mind & body and don't think it's weird to be buck naked around each other because we're the Wilsons goddamnit and we love each other very much.  :doge
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Beezy on April 17, 2016, 01:43:36 PM
Please, share more white secrets. :cac
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 17, 2016, 01:53:38 PM
There's white people and there's white people.

I mean you know who I'm talking about right?

I don't have a problem with white people, some of my best friends are white people, but I hate cacs.
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 17, 2016, 03:36:32 PM
Please, share more white secrets. :cac

I've never seen the things Mupepe and Atramental are talking about but I have heard about it.

I think a lot of it is regional based.

A white secret is fluid ethnicity.  We all know someone who claims to be 1/8 Indian but it applies to other ethnicities as well.  One time you'll hear a cac talk about their Irish roots and then six months later they will talk about their Italian roots.  Often times this coincides with holidays and which ethnicity complements it.  Rachel Dolezal going transblack is not really surprising when you really think about the white concept of fluid ethnicity.  I mean, if there is some guy who is ginger, his name is Patrick O'Malley, and talks about being Irish, then yeah I believe it.  Most white people in America (80-90 percent) are a mix of many other peoples and countries and as such, have no real claim to a specific country.  Since they want to identify with a country, they will just make it up to fit in.

What I'm saying is the next time some white man/woman talks about being from <x> country, assume they are full of shit.  However if you call them out on it, they will get pissed off, which is usually a sign that you've caught them in a lie.

Edit: Another item to speak on regarding this is that there is one common ethnicity that most cacs are loathe to identify as: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotch-Irish_Americans

This is probably what they mean when they talk about coming from Ireland or Scotland.  The reason why cacs hate to consider themselves these people is that they were known to be rowdy shitkickers.  SWPLs who obsess over this kind of thing don't want to be known as people who descended from the same people who reside in Appalachia but it's true!  It's not a SWPL/hipster friendly ethnicity.
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 17, 2016, 05:21:37 PM
I don't give a fuck but from where my parent's are from (and I spent my early years and returned), I'm pretty sure I'm 100% Scottish. :shrug

(not like Scottish is a race anyways, and around here it's pretty much just benign identification)
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Your Stalker on April 17, 2016, 05:59:37 PM
I thought y'all loved crackers.
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 17, 2016, 09:05:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErJimwom94
:rejoice

white people got the song of the year
:rejoice
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: headwalk on April 17, 2016, 11:55:20 PM
the wasp desperation to scramble around their family tree for some kind of ethnic belonging is a yank thing. we don't tend to look too hard at our lineage in the UK due to the high probability of a family history of incest, genecide or 1960s tv personality noncing.
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 18, 2016, 04:15:32 AM
A white secret is fluid ethnicity.  We all know someone who claims to be 1/8 Indian but it applies to other ethnicities as well.  One time you'll hear a cac talk about their Irish roots and then six months later they will talk about their Italian roots. 

This is not a cac thing but an Americac thing.

We Eurocacs with our mostly pure bloodlines make fun of this. If i had a penny for every time an Irish person made fun of Americans claiming to be "Irish" I'd buy a new PS4.  As Europe just recently became an immigration destiny and the internal borders opened up it will take a few generations for us to be as cringe worthy.
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 18, 2016, 04:23:03 AM
Classic eurocac dissing americac about his perceived heritage at 1:11  :lol

She keeps a straight face which is great

Americacs will never understand  :huh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=938Q8uBpR5k&t=1m11s
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Fifstar on April 18, 2016, 06:35:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErJimwom94
:rejoice

white people got the song of the year
:rejoice

 :comeon
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 18, 2016, 07:42:09 AM
A white secret is fluid ethnicity.  We all know someone who claims to be 1/8 Indian but it applies to other ethnicities as well.  One time you'll hear a cac talk about their Irish roots and then six months later they will talk about their Italian roots. 

This is not a cac thing but an Americac thing.

We Eurocacs with our mostly pure bloodlines make fun of this. If i had a penny for every time an Irish person made fun of Americans claiming to be "Irish" I'd buy a new PS4.  As Europe just recently became an immigration destiny and the internal borders opened up it will take a few generations for us to be as cringe worthy.

LOL, go on pretending this is the 1600's and Europe still matters, it's cute. You're currently 5th behind USA, Russia, China, and Japan but it's cool.
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Mupepe on April 18, 2016, 08:10:43 AM
Is the Huffington Post a white people thing? It sucks too. Here's why...
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Rufus on April 18, 2016, 08:58:10 AM
A white secret is fluid ethnicity.  We all know someone who claims to be 1/8 Indian but it applies to other ethnicities as well.  One time you'll hear a cac talk about their Irish roots and then six months later they will talk about their Italian roots. 

This is not a cac thing but an Americac thing.

We Eurocacs with our mostly pure bloodlines make fun of this. If i had a penny for every time an Irish person made fun of Americans claiming to be "Irish" I'd buy a new PS4.  As Europe just recently became an immigration destiny and the internal borders opened up it will take a few generations for us to be as cringe worthy.

Yeah, it would be weird if some polish dude said he was dutch.
Ethnicity vs nationality bratan. Hyphenated Euros are commonplace.

LOL, go on pretending this is the 1600's and Europe still matters, it's cute. You're currently 5th behind USA, Russia, China, and Japan but it's cool.
What the fuck are you even talking about...
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 18, 2016, 08:58:43 AM
A white secret is fluid ethnicity.  We all know someone who claims to be 1/8 Indian but it applies to other ethnicities as well.  One time you'll hear a cac talk about their Irish roots and then six months later they will talk about their Italian roots. 

This is not a cac thing but an Americac thing.

We Eurocacs with our mostly pure bloodlines make fun of this. If i had a penny for every time an Irish person made fun of Americans claiming to be "Irish" I'd buy a new PS4.  As Europe just recently became an immigration destiny and the internal borders opened up it will take a few generations for us to be as cringe worthy.

LOL, go on pretending this is the 1600's and Europe still matters, it's cute. You're currently 5th behind USA, Russia, China, and Japan but it's cool.

Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I know you got hit a lot in the head but...

And 5th in what?

8 out of the 10 worlds happiest countries are in Europe  :usacry :usacry :usacry :usacry :usacry :usacry :usacry :usacry :usacry :usacry :usacry
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 18, 2016, 09:12:27 AM
Well i'd be happy to if I had big brother defending my useless ass.

Who's stepping up the defense in the russian front? France? UK? nope.  :doge
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 18, 2016, 09:49:04 AM
Be a nationalist for a country where your great grandpa was plucking cotton in chains and yo daddy was not allowed to vote brehs.

Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 18, 2016, 10:09:26 AM
Is the Huffington Post a white people thing? It sucks too. Here's why...

Only a small sliver these days, typically catladies and the semi-educated.  Clickbait media empires have been taking huge drops in views recently because I think white people are getting tired of outrage porn.  As you know, getting outraged over shit is a SWPL/hipster/lily white tradition: https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/ (see also: GAF)
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 18, 2016, 10:21:34 AM
Funniest shit I've seen is a faux Italian American friend of mine get drunk at a potluck and start crying while telling a black friend of mine she was sad we don't have a culture to celebrate like her "because of slavery and all that...you don't know where you're from." Which is true but I couldn't help but think weren't you celebrating being 1/8th Jewish just a year ago? Now you're celebrating being 1/8th Italian like you're at a wedding for the Godfather's daughter.
 :cac

Same chick didn't eat any seafood dishes at the event and was like "I'm trying to try things outside of pasta but seafood isn't our thing, you know"
:neogaf

Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 18, 2016, 01:08:05 PM
Be a nationalist for a country where your great grandpa was plucking cotton in chains and yo daddy was not allowed to vote brehs.

As a reminder, Kosma, a pole, defended a child rapist (Roman Polanski) because he was Polish.  Then he wants to lecture people about nationalism :lol
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 18, 2016, 01:19:20 PM
Thats conjecture and 8 year old material

Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 18, 2016, 01:29:30 PM
Thats conjecture and 8 year old material

Ignoring egregious shit you did in the past. Another Eurocac trait.
:umad

Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 18, 2016, 01:39:24 PM
Guys, stop with all the hate, please. The Bore is supposed to be a Safe Place™, but white people are tearing us apart!
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Rufus on April 18, 2016, 01:41:16 PM
Thats conjecture and 8 year old material

Ignoring egregious shit you did in the past. Another Eurocac trait.
:umad
Bitte was? :doge
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 18, 2016, 02:10:58 PM
Thats conjecture and 8 year old material

Ignoring egregious shit you did in the past. Another Eurocac trait.
:umad

What did you learn in your life that you could pass on to the forum 12 year olds (Andrex)?

I'll start:

- Quality over quantity
- Stand up for yourself
- Get out of your comfort zone
- Nobody cares what you did in high school
- Better to get shot down by a chick than staying at home and rubbing one out
- Nobody cares about how much e-cred you have
- Don't take the internet seriously.  Use the "x" button at the top right corner if you think you might be.
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: mormapope on April 18, 2016, 04:49:06 PM
United States white people (and Americans in general) are way too self centered and rarely think about shit globally, even though we influence the entire world.

Canadians are a Cosmo Kramer variant of Americans.

Western European white people seem like drama queens and less equipped mentally for a lot of shit.

Eastern European white people seem like apathetic robots, but some things light a bonfire up their asses.

Northern European white people seem like kind Alien people. 

Australians seem like the Randy Quaids of the world.
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: chronovore on April 18, 2016, 10:53:41 PM
I want to move to the country of kind alien white people.
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 18, 2016, 11:04:14 PM
I want to move to the country of kind alien white people.

Sorry Iceland doesn't accept imports
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: chronovore on April 19, 2016, 12:57:17 AM
I want to move to the country of kind alien white people.

Sorry Iceland doesn't accept imports

:fbm

Actually, peeps from Finland, Sweden, and Norway have claimed that I look like such a standard-issue Scandihoovian that I could probably just fit in. I am, essentially, an IKEA Pod Person.
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 19, 2016, 03:22:47 AM
Im pretty sure Sweden would have you and they have game industry too :)
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: tiesto on April 19, 2016, 09:16:23 AM
Funniest shit I've seen is a faux Italian American friend of mine get drunk at a potluck and start crying while telling a black friend of mine she was sad we don't have a culture to celebrate like her "because of slavery and all that...you don't know where you're from." Which is true but I couldn't help but think weren't you celebrating being 1/8th Jewish just a year ago? Now you're celebrating being 1/8th Italian like you're at a wedding for the Godfather's daughter.
 :cac

Same chick didn't eat any seafood dishes at the event and was like "I'm trying to try things outside of pasta but seafood isn't our thing, you know"
:neogaf

Italian American culture is pretty strong (at least where I live) that even if you're only partial it's easy to get caught up in the traditions even if you're only partially Italian. I'm half-Italian, half-Polish and I definitely celebrate and participate more in Italian-American traditions (Maybe if I grew up in Buffalo where there's less of an Italian population and more of a Polish one it'd be different). Ditto for my g/f who is half-Italian, half-German. OK I do the Slav Squat and go to the Riverhead Polish Fest but that's about it :P

When it comes to white Americans, those with Italian and Irish heritage (and to a lesser extent, Greek) seem to be much more flamboyant with their celebrations and outgoing with their ethnic pride.
Title: Re: White people....
Post by: D3RANG3D on April 19, 2016, 06:50:54 PM
Funniest shit I've seen is a faux Italian American friend of mine get drunk at a potluck and start crying while telling a black friend of mine she was sad we don't have a culture to celebrate like her "because of slavery and all that...you don't know where you're from." Which is true but I couldn't help but think weren't you celebrating being 1/8th Jewish just a year ago? Now you're celebrating being 1/8th Italian like you're at a wedding for the Godfather's daughter.
 :cac

Same chick didn't eat any seafood dishes at the event and was like "I'm trying to try things outside of pasta but seafood isn't our thing, you know"
:neogaf

Italian American culture is pretty strong (at least where I live) that even if you're only partial it's easy to get caught up in the traditions even if you're only partially Italian. I'm half-Italian, half-Polish and I definitely celebrate and participate more in Italian-American traditions (Maybe if I grew up in Buffalo where there's less of an Italian population and more of a Polish one it'd be different). Ditto for my g/f who is half-Italian, half-German. OK I do the Slav Squat and go to the Riverhead Polish Fest but that's about it :P

When it comes to white Americans, those with Italian and Irish heritage (and to a lesser extent, Greek) seem to be much more flamboyant with their celebrations and outgoing with their ethnic pride.

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