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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Atramental on May 27, 2016, 07:37:36 PM

Title: "So, what do you do?"
Post by: Atramental on May 27, 2016, 07:37:36 PM: "I help make clients' websites, ad campaigns, collateral, and logos look like they weren't slapped together by their flipper handed child who pirated a copy of Photoshop Elements and think gradients, drop shadows, bevels, and stretched renderings of Arial Bold are 'really cool'."
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Post by: Positive Touch on May 27, 2016, 07:45:47 PM: i work and get drunk
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Post by: chronovore on May 27, 2016, 07:49:39 PM: I use game development software to make not-games.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 27, 2016, 09:01:07 PM: PhD student doing machine learning. I'm shit hot.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 27, 2016, 09:10:36 PM: I look at reports and take Ls on the internet.
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Post by: Kara on May 27, 2016, 10:20:05 PM: I help corporations and other business entities maintain their logically absurd but effective tax saving structures while posting about the inevitable victory of the proletariat over capital on the internet.
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Post by: TVC15 on May 27, 2016, 10:23:21 PM: Re-read my copy of Perdurabo and dream of rubbing up against people as I commute home.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 27, 2016, 10:27:34 PM: I'm Batman
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on May 27, 2016, 10:51:18 PM: Quote from: Pallando on May 27, 2016, 07:37:36 PM
"I help make clients' websites, ad campaigns, collateral, and logos look like they weren't slapped together by their flipper handed child who pirated a copy of Photoshop Elements and think gradients, drop shadows, bevels, and stretched renderings of Arial Bold are 'really cool'."

I boss knuckleheads like you around
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 27, 2016, 11:03:36 PM: Quote from: Human Snorenado on May 27, 2016, 10:27:34 PM
I'm Batman

Are not
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Post by: Rufus on May 27, 2016, 11:15:17 PM: It's 5am on a Saturday and I am awake. What I do is clearly the wrong thing.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 27, 2016, 11:17:22 PM: Stuff
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Post by: Atramental on May 27, 2016, 11:29:04 PM: Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on May 27, 2016, 10:51:18 PM
Quote from: Pallando on May 27, 2016, 07:37:36 PM
"I help make clients' websites, ad campaigns, collateral, and logos look like they weren't slapped together by their flipper handed child who pirated a copy of Photoshop Elements and think gradients, drop shadows, bevels, and stretched renderings of Arial Bold are 'really cool'."

I boss knuckleheads like you around

(http://www.howdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/biophoto2.jpg)

*Judging You & Your Aesthetic Choices*
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Post by: Yulwei on May 28, 2016, 04:58:53 AM: Work shit jobs so I can put myself through nursing school, something I should have done when I was younger but w/e.

I can see the light at the end of the tunnel brehs
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Post by: Tasty on May 28, 2016, 05:04:35 AM: I program the front-end for a webservice that makes it easier to automate tracking users and pushing ads.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 28, 2016, 05:23:59 AM: Your mom (http://i.imgur.com/F7crjYa.gif)
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Post by: nudemacusers on May 28, 2016, 06:47:36 AM: I spend your tax dollars
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 28, 2016, 06:52:11 AM: Right now I go to school for writing.(haha, yes I know my posts are shitty, but please read my comic scripts. They are good)

I work at Target in Electronics.

I use to do Plumbing and I still do some jobs for my old boss. I also do transportation jobs for him.

And I cry about women a lot.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 28, 2016, 06:55:45 AM: Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on May 27, 2016, 10:51:18 PM
Quote from: Pallando on May 27, 2016, 07:37:36 PM
"I help make clients' websites, ad campaigns, collateral, and logos look like they weren't slapped together by their flipper handed child who pirated a copy of Photoshop Elements and think gradients, drop shadows, bevels, and stretched renderings of Arial Bold are 'really cool'."

I boss knuckleheads like you around

You report to the guy who reports to the girl who reports to me. Then I cut your budget and expect better results :mynicca
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Post by: Rufus on May 28, 2016, 08:25:01 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 28, 2016, 05:04:35 AM
I program the front-end for a webservice that makes it easier to automate tracking users and pushing ads.
I use PrivacyBadger to avoid it. :doge
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Post by: Kara on May 28, 2016, 10:28:05 AM: While I *am* a knucklehead I should point out that I don't have a boss beyond the customer / client, and even then I usually operate under very limited engagements (i.e. it's easy to walk away).
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Post by: tiesto on May 28, 2016, 11:02:42 AM: I write Special Ed management software. (full stack developer and also do a lot of design and interfacing with clients)
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 28, 2016, 01:40:40 PM: Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on May 28, 2016, 05:23:59 AM
Your mom (http://i.imgur.com/F7crjYa.gif)

My mom is not a European porn star
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Post by: Mupepe on May 28, 2016, 05:01:07 PM: Mostly cost analytics and modeling. I also work the process side to implement cost and efficiency initiatives.
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Post by: Your Stalker on May 28, 2016, 05:09:16 PM: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 28, 2016, 05:22:05 PM: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
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Post by: nudemacusers on May 28, 2016, 05:22:36 PM: Quote from: Human Snorenado on May 28, 2016, 01:40:40 PM
Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on May 28, 2016, 05:23:59 AM
Your mom (http://i.imgur.com/F7crjYa.gif)

My mom is not a European porn star
this is not the way she wanted you to find out...
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Post by: nudemacusers on May 28, 2016, 05:27:57 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 28, 2016, 05:22:05 PM
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
The pay is decent and the man gets to eat shit. #livingthedream
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Post by: Huff on May 28, 2016, 05:39:40 PM: I mostly tell doctors they are doing things wrong, get ignored, the get yelled at by them for not fixing their shit before everything went to hell

Best advise I have is to stay out of hospitals
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Post by: nachobro on May 28, 2016, 06:15:28 PM: I manage servers for loan servicers and banks so that they can destroy the economy again in a few years.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 28, 2016, 07:33:10 PM: I'm a corporate therapist.
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Post by: Rufus on May 28, 2016, 07:46:44 PM: Quote from: Huff on May 28, 2016, 05:39:40 PM
Best advise I have is to stay out of hospitals
Amen
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Post by: Syph on May 28, 2016, 09:10:45 PM: I pursue semi-laudable degrees like Economics and now Law in a feeble attempt to bide time until I figure out my genius business idea and what I actually want to do so that I can drop-out and become the next Elon Musk.

I wish I were even remotely joking.
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