Beezy aren't you a virgin?
Beezy aren't you a virgin?
:gloomy
Beezy aren't you a virgin?
:gloomy
lol nicca you live in the Bronx and can't find a good looking 17 year old crack head to fuck you?
You lost
Suburban virgins ftw! HIIIGH FIIIVE!spoiler (click to show/hide)Though I'm not one technically, its been awhile... :'([close]
Beezy aren't you a virgin?
:gloomy
lol nicca you live in the Bronx and can't find a good looking 17 year old crack head to fuck you?
You lost
Beezy aren't you a virgin?
:gloomy
lol nicca you live in the Bronx and can't find a good looking 17 year old crack head to fuck you?
You lost
Idiot. :lol
No crackheads/escorts/hoes for me. I'm not desperate.
what a cigarilloseriously
There are plenty of loose girls in the Bronx >:(
Why would I want to go to the ghetto?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0TSiS7Xiuw
There are plenty of loose girls in the Bronx >:(
How would you know? >:(
Anyway, it's pretty hard to fuck someone when you still live with your parents. :'(
If I had my own place, I wouldn't be slacking like yo bitch ass. :punch
This is why.OMG I WANT THAT
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/378466/bodega_directors_cut/
There are plenty of loose girls in the Bronx >:(
How would you know? >:(
Anyway, it's pretty hard to fuck someone when you still live with your parents. :'(
If I had my own place, I wouldn't be slacking like yo bitch ass. :punch
I don't live with my parents :lol
Quote from: BeezyThis is why.OMG I WANT THAT
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/378466/bodega_directors_cut/
Do they sale Gaterade?
I don't live with my parents :lola. you're fucking idiotic since you were that quick to respond without actually realizing what he said.
How is hard to have sex while living with your parents
if anything it doesn't really matter at all because most people fuck while their parents are home
Damn I love Gaterade and a couple bags of cheesy chex mix (Quaker brand). But just one bag of that stuff is like $2.50, and Gatorade is anywhere from $2 to $2.30. :(
Where do you live again?you know that church that masturbates to christ, right there.
Where do you live again?you know that church that masturbates to christ, right there.
How is hard to have sex while living with your parents
if anything it doesn't really matter at all because most people fuck while their parents are home
One of my parents are always home and if I did fuck some chick while they were here, they would hear everything. I don't want that. :(
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Damn I love Gaterade and a couple bags of cheesy chex mix (Quaker brand). But just one bag of that stuff is like $2.50, and Gatorade is anywhere from $2 to $2.30. :(
Where do you live again?
once I masturbated in a churchDid you use the proper material? (http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Category:Family_Art)
But with respect to fucking while living at home...that's impossible. Parents always know when something fishy is going on, especially when they can smell it. And you can smell sex.
My parents would be very nosey if I brought a chick home lol. But now that I live alone it's not a problem
well the reason i did it was because the chicks at my church are really hot and I couldn't concentrate during the sermonIf you had God in your heart...
But with respect to fucking while living at home...that's impossible. Parents always know when something fishy is going on, especially when they can smell it. And you can smell sex.
My parents would be very nosey if I brought a chick home lol. But now that I live alone it's not a problem
and how is sex trouble?
Well God is what gave me my penis. Blame him.FUCK YOU GOD!
Well your parents are certainly different than mine. I can imagine the whole "you can't do that in MY house" shit lol if I had even triedWell they don't like gays, do they?
Well your parents are certainly different than mine. I can imagine the whole "you can't do that in MY house" shit lol if I had even tried
Well your parents are certainly different than mine. I can imagine the whole "you can't do that in MY house" shit lol if I had even tried
My parents understand that a man has needs. My dad has given me condoms on numerous occasions. As long as you're responsible with your seed, and keep it off the floor or furniture, you're game.
Damn I love Gaterade and a couple bags of cheesy chex mix (Quaker brand). But just one bag of that stuff is like $2.50, and Gatorade is anywhere from $2 to $2.30. :(
Where do you live again?
Ypsilanti, Michigan. Pretty high tax base :-\
But with respect to fucking while living at home...that's impossible. Parents always know when something fishy is going on, especially when they can smell it. And you can smell sex.
My parents would be very nosey if I brought a chick home lol. But now that I live alone it's not a problem
My mom actually told me she would give me a few thousand dollars if I could graduate college without getting a girl pregnant.
Of course, I dont know how much my mom really knows me.
Holy shit. I mean, why would they overreact if they found a condom? That's a good thing. It shows you at least emphasis responsibility and protection.
IF you mean my own cock, then no she hasnt.My mom actually told me she would give me a few thousand dollars if I could graduate college without getting a girl pregnant.
Of course, I dont know how much my mom really knows me.
She hasn't found out about your cock preference?
Damn I love Gaterade and a couple bags of cheesy chex mix (Quaker brand). But just one bag of that stuff is like $2.50, and Gatorade is anywhere from $2 to $2.30. :(
Where do you live again?
Ypsilanti, Michigan. Pretty high tax base :-\
But with respect to fucking while living at home...that's impossible. Parents always know when something fishy is going on, especially when they can smell it. And you can smell sex.
My parents would be very nosey if I brought a chick home lol. But now that I live alone it's not a problem
Sucks for you. Bronx > Ypsville
Yeah, my parents are also nosey and I doubt that either of them wouldn't mind me bringing a girl home. And my dad never gave me condoms. I got a condom from some people that were handing them out in front of my old high school a few years back. I put it in my drawer when I got home and completely forgot about it. Almost months later my father found it and ofcourse he told my mother about it. They made a big deal about it and for a while they were suspicious anytime I went somewhere.
I'm in college now, but I think they would still make a big deal about it. Overprotective mothers ftl. :(
Edit: I'll be 19 on February 4th. Goddamn Super Bowl. :-\
Two black dudes that can't even get fat white girls to fuck 'em in the same room would induce the anal birth of the demichrist.Damn I love Gaterade and a couple bags of cheesy chex mix (Quaker brand). But just one bag of that stuff is like $2.50, and Gatorade is anywhere from $2 to $2.30. :(
Where do you live again?
Ypsilanti, Michigan. Pretty high tax base :-\
But with respect to fucking while living at home...that's impossible. Parents always know when something fishy is going on, especially when they can smell it. And you can smell sex.
My parents would be very nosey if I brought a chick home lol. But now that I live alone it's not a problem
Sucks for you. Bronx > Ypsville
Yeah, my parents are also nosey and I doubt that either of them wouldn't mind me bringing a girl home. And my dad never gave me condoms. I got a condom from some people that were handing them out in front of my old high school a few years back. I put it in my drawer when I got home and completely forgot about it. Almost months later my father found it and ofcourse he told my mother about it. They made a big deal about it and for a while they were suspicious anytime I went somewhere.
I'm in college now, but I think they would still make a big deal about it. Overprotective mothers ftl. :(
Edit: I'll be 19 on February 4th. Goddamn Super Bowl. :-\
I'll be 10 on February 20th. I like the Super Bowl :-*
What college do you go to? You should transfer to somewhere in Michigan and live with me :hyper
Fat white chicks?
Hmmm
I'll be 10 on February 20th. I like the Super Bowl :-*
What college do you go to? You should transfer to somewhere in Michigan and live with me :hyper
Two black dudes that can't even get fat white girls to fuck 'em in the same room would induce the anal birth of the demichrist.
Back in high school, I could've fucked a chubby white chick that wished she was hispanic. :loli think we've all had that chance. i mean... fat chicks.
once I masturbated in a churchDid you use the proper material? (http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Category:Family_Art)
Some thing I've noticed is that white girls smile and say hi a lot. It's really weird.
most anticlimactic thing ever.Fat white chicks?You can do better PD.
Hmmm
Those are for special occasions.Proper material? They're called priests, dude.once I masturbated in a churchDid you use the proper material? (http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Category:Family_Art)