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Title: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2007, 11:15:12 PM
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/s2_08-09gallery/800/ood2.jpg)

I couldn't watch porn a few minutes ago because I kept thinking of this pic. Especially the fingering scenes...I kept expecting the dude to pull a big velvet rope out of there :yuck

 :gloomy  :(
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 24, 2007, 11:19:15 PM
Well, there's always big black dicks to keep you warm at night. ;)
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 24, 2007, 11:20:39 PM
Looks sort of Half-Lifey.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: TVC15 on January 24, 2007, 11:20:51 PM
You mean your porn is only going to be BIG DICKS from now on?  No more pretending at this silly straight thing?
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2007, 11:32:32 PM
Well I've never been a fan of the vagina, but now...

I have no words. Only big black dicks
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Beezy on January 24, 2007, 11:38:46 PM
And thus, PD is one step closer to taking it up the ass. :violin
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2007, 11:40:02 PM
Beezy aren't you a virgin?
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 24, 2007, 11:42:36 PM
PD is 90% of the way up the "I Take It in the Shitter" ladder.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Beezy on January 24, 2007, 11:44:45 PM
Beezy aren't you a virgin?

 :gloomy
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2007, 11:51:02 PM
Beezy aren't you a virgin?

 :gloomy

lol nicca you live in the Bronx and can't find a good looking 17 year old crack head to fuck you?

You lost
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 24, 2007, 11:53:13 PM
Suburban virgins ftw! HIIIGH FIIIVE!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Though I'm not one technically, its been awhile... :'(
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Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 24, 2007, 11:56:26 PM
Beezy aren't you a virgin?

 :gloomy

lol nicca you live in the Bronx and can't find a good looking 17 year old crack head to fuck you?

You lost

lol you go to college and you can't find a freshman to fuck you?

You lost
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2007, 11:56:31 PM
Suburban virgins ftw! HIIIGH FIIIVE!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Though I'm not one technically, its been awhile... :'(
[close]

I don't see how you could fuck a woman without her being drunk

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Rape? :o
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Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 24, 2007, 11:57:12 PM
Nah, I'm just incredibly charming.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Beezy on January 24, 2007, 11:58:07 PM
Beezy aren't you a virgin?

 :gloomy

lol nicca you live in the Bronx and can't find a good looking 17 year old crack head to fuck you?

You lost

Idiot. :lol

No crackheads/escorts/hoes for me. I'm not desperate.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Himu on January 24, 2007, 11:59:41 PM
what a cigarillo
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2007, 12:00:28 AM
Beezy aren't you a virgin?

 :gloomy

lol nicca you live in the Bronx and can't find a good looking 17 year old crack head to fuck you?

You lost

Idiot. :lol

No crackheads/escorts/hoes for me. I'm not desperate.

There are plenty of loose girls in the Bronx >:(

Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 25, 2007, 12:01:43 AM
PD, why don't you hit up the Bronx for some poontang?

That is, of course, assuming you're not actually gay. cigarillo.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2007, 12:03:23 AM
Why would I want to go to the ghetto?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0TSiS7Xiuw
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: brawndolicious on January 25, 2007, 12:03:56 AM
what a cigarillo
seriously

it's like you go away for a few hours and you know something like this will be here.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Beezy on January 25, 2007, 12:08:01 AM
There are plenty of loose girls in the Bronx >:(

How would you know?  >:(

Anyway, it's pretty hard to fuck someone when you still live with your parents. :'(
If I had my own place, I wouldn't be slacking like yo bitch ass.  :punch

Why would I want to go to the ghetto?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0TSiS7Xiuw

This is why.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/378466/bodega_directors_cut/
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2007, 12:16:57 AM
There are plenty of loose girls in the Bronx >:(

How would you know?  >:(

Anyway, it's pretty hard to fuck someone when you still live with your parents. :'(
If I had my own place, I wouldn't be slacking like yo bitch ass.  :punch

I don't live with my parents  :lol

Quote from: Beezy
This is why.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/378466/bodega_directors_cut/
OMG I WANT THAT

Do they sale Gaterade?
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2007, 12:21:37 AM
cigarillo.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Beezy on January 25, 2007, 12:22:30 AM
There are plenty of loose girls in the Bronx >:(

How would you know?  >:(

Anyway, it's pretty hard to fuck someone when you still live with your parents. :'(
If I had my own place, I wouldn't be slacking like yo bitch ass.  :punch

I don't live with my parents  :lol

No, I meant that I live with my parents. I know that you don't, that's why I said you're slacking. Drag that vampire bitch to your crib. >:(


Quote from: Beezy
This is why.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/378466/bodega_directors_cut/
OMG I WANT THAT

Do they sale Gaterade?

Yep.

Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: brawndolicious on January 25, 2007, 12:24:12 AM
I don't live with my parents  :lol
a. you're fucking idiotic since you were that quick to respond without actually realizing what he said.
b. he doesn't try to see how much sex he could get with money so he at least has a chance.
c. really shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2007, 12:24:39 AM
Damn I love Gaterade and a couple bags of cheesy chex mix (Quaker brand). But just one bag of that stuff is like $2.50, and Gatorade is anywhere from $2 to $2.30. :(
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2007, 12:25:12 AM
How is hard to have sex while living with your parents

if anything it doesn't really matter at all because most people fuck while their parents are home
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Beezy on January 25, 2007, 12:27:43 AM
How is hard to have sex while living with your parents

if anything it doesn't really matter at all because most people fuck while their parents are home

One of my parents are always home and if I did fuck some chick while they were here, they would hear everything. I don't want that.  :(
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Beezy on January 25, 2007, 12:28:17 AM
Damn I love Gaterade and a couple bags of cheesy chex mix (Quaker brand). But just one bag of that stuff is like $2.50, and Gatorade is anywhere from $2 to $2.30. :(

Where do you live again?
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: brawndolicious on January 25, 2007, 12:32:24 AM
Where do you live again?
you know that church that masturbates to christ, right there.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Beezy on January 25, 2007, 12:32:57 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2007, 12:33:58 AM
once I masturbated in a church
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 25, 2007, 12:36:26 AM
Where do you live again?
you know that church that masturbates to christ, right there.

That was pretty fucking funny, good work.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2007, 12:37:16 AM
How is hard to have sex while living with your parents

if anything it doesn't really matter at all because most people fuck while their parents are home

One of my parents are always home and if I did fuck some chick while they were here, they would hear everything. I don't want that.  :(

go to the chicks house, and what parent is it? Your mom? If its your dad he'll be all ATTA BOY and clap.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: brawndolicious on January 25, 2007, 12:37:25 AM
once I masturbated in a church
Did you use the proper material? (http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Category:Family_Art)
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2007, 12:38:24 AM
Damn I love Gaterade and a couple bags of cheesy chex mix (Quaker brand). But just one bag of that stuff is like $2.50, and Gatorade is anywhere from $2 to $2.30. :(

Where do you live again?

Ypsilanti, Michigan. Pretty high tax base :-\


But with respect to fucking while living at home...that's impossible. Parents always know when something fishy is going on, especially when they can smell it. And you can smell sex.

My parents would be very nosey if I brought a chick home lol. But now that I live alone it's not a problem
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2007, 12:39:38 AM
once I masturbated in a church
Did you use the proper material? (http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Category:Family_Art)

well the reason i did it was because the chicks at my church are really hot and I couldn't concentrate during the sermon
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2007, 12:40:16 AM

But with respect to fucking while living at home...that's impossible. Parents always know when something fishy is going on, especially when they can smell it. And you can smell sex.

My parents would be very nosey if I brought a chick home lol. But now that I live alone it's not a problem

and how is sex trouble?
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: brawndolicious on January 25, 2007, 12:41:36 AM
well the reason i did it was because the chicks at my church are really hot and I couldn't concentrate during the sermon
If you had God in your heart...
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2007, 12:43:32 AM
Well God is what gave me my penis. Blame him.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2007, 12:43:56 AM

But with respect to fucking while living at home...that's impossible. Parents always know when something fishy is going on, especially when they can smell it. And you can smell sex.

My parents would be very nosey if I brought a chick home lol. But now that I live alone it's not a problem

and how is sex trouble?

Well your parents are certainly different than mine. I can imagine the whole "you can't do that in MY house" shit lol if I had even tried
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: brawndolicious on January 25, 2007, 12:44:54 AM
Well God is what gave me my penis. Blame him.
FUCK YOU GOD!
Well your parents are certainly different than mine. I can imagine the whole "you can't do that in MY house" shit lol if I had even tried
Well they don't like gays, do they?
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2007, 12:45:56 AM
Well your parents are certainly different than mine. I can imagine the whole "you can't do that in MY house" shit lol if I had even tried

My parents understand that a man has needs. My dad has given me condoms on numerous occasions. As long as you're responsible with your seed, and keep it off the floor or furniture, you're game.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2007, 12:49:10 AM
Well your parents are certainly different than mine. I can imagine the whole "you can't do that in MY house" shit lol if I had even tried

My parents understand that a man has needs. My dad has given me condoms on numerous occasions. As long as you're responsible with your seed, and keep it off the floor or furniture, you're game.

I forgot you're like 25 so it makes sense I guess
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2007, 12:49:53 AM
I'm 21. I don't understand how it's any trouble to bring a girl home and fuck her if you're over the age of 18. Hell, 16 to be honest.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Beezy on January 25, 2007, 12:55:56 AM
Damn I love Gaterade and a couple bags of cheesy chex mix (Quaker brand). But just one bag of that stuff is like $2.50, and Gatorade is anywhere from $2 to $2.30. :(

Where do you live again?

Ypsilanti, Michigan. Pretty high tax base :-\


But with respect to fucking while living at home...that's impossible. Parents always know when something fishy is going on, especially when they can smell it. And you can smell sex.

My parents would be very nosey if I brought a chick home lol. But now that I live alone it's not a problem

Sucks for you. Bronx > Ypsville

Yeah, my parents are also nosey and I doubt that either of them wouldn't mind me bringing a girl home. And my dad never gave me condoms. I got a condom from some people that were handing them out in front of my old high school a few years back. I put it in my drawer when I got home and completely forgot about it. Almost months later my father found it and ofcourse he told my mother about it. They made a big deal about it and for a while they were suspicious anytime I went somewhere.

I'm in college now, but I think they would still make a big deal about it. Overprotective mothers ftl. :(

Edit: I'll be 19 on February 4th. Goddamn Super Bowl.  :-\
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 25, 2007, 12:57:14 AM
My  mom actually told me she would give me a few thousand dollars if I could graduate college without getting a girl pregnant.

Of course, I dont know how much my mom really knows me.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2007, 12:57:19 AM
Holy shit. I mean, why would they overreact if they found a condom? That's a good thing. It shows you at least emphasis responsibility and protection.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 25, 2007, 12:58:20 AM
My  mom actually told me she would give me a few thousand dollars if I could graduate college without getting a girl pregnant.

Of course, I dont know how much my mom really knows me.

She hasn't found out about your cock preference?
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Beezy on January 25, 2007, 12:58:55 AM
Holy shit. I mean, why would they overreact if they found a condom? That's a good thing. It shows you at least emphasis responsibility and protection.

I don't know. That shit pissed me off.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 25, 2007, 12:59:06 AM
My  mom actually told me she would give me a few thousand dollars if I could graduate college without getting a girl pregnant.

Of course, I dont know how much my mom really knows me.

She hasn't found out about your cock preference?
IF you mean my own cock, then no she hasnt.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2007, 01:03:22 AM
Damn I love Gaterade and a couple bags of cheesy chex mix (Quaker brand). But just one bag of that stuff is like $2.50, and Gatorade is anywhere from $2 to $2.30. :(

Where do you live again?

Ypsilanti, Michigan. Pretty high tax base :-\


But with respect to fucking while living at home...that's impossible. Parents always know when something fishy is going on, especially when they can smell it. And you can smell sex.

My parents would be very nosey if I brought a chick home lol. But now that I live alone it's not a problem

Sucks for you. Bronx > Ypsville

Yeah, my parents are also nosey and I doubt that either of them wouldn't mind me bringing a girl home. And my dad never gave me condoms. I got a condom from some people that were handing them out in front of my old high school a few years back. I put it in my drawer when I got home and completely forgot about it. Almost months later my father found it and ofcourse he told my mother about it. They made a big deal about it and for a while they were suspicious anytime I went somewhere.

I'm in college now, but I think they would still make a big deal about it. Overprotective mothers ftl. :(

Edit: I'll be 19 on February 4th. Goddamn Super Bowl.  :-\

I'll be 20 on February 20th. I like the Super Bowl :-*

What college do you go to? You should transfer to somewhere in Michigan and live with me :hyper
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: aoi tsuki on January 25, 2007, 01:15:13 AM
Damn I love Gaterade and a couple bags of cheesy chex mix (Quaker brand). But just one bag of that stuff is like $2.50, and Gatorade is anywhere from $2 to $2.30. :(

Where do you live again?

Ypsilanti, Michigan. Pretty high tax base :-\


But with respect to fucking while living at home...that's impossible. Parents always know when something fishy is going on, especially when they can smell it. And you can smell sex.

My parents would be very nosey if I brought a chick home lol. But now that I live alone it's not a problem

Sucks for you. Bronx > Ypsville

Yeah, my parents are also nosey and I doubt that either of them wouldn't mind me bringing a girl home. And my dad never gave me condoms. I got a condom from some people that were handing them out in front of my old high school a few years back. I put it in my drawer when I got home and completely forgot about it. Almost months later my father found it and ofcourse he told my mother about it. They made a big deal about it and for a while they were suspicious anytime I went somewhere.

I'm in college now, but I think they would still make a big deal about it. Overprotective mothers ftl. :(

Edit: I'll be 19 on February 4th. Goddamn Super Bowl.  :-\

I'll be 10 on February 20th. I like the Super Bowl :-*

What college do you go to? You should transfer to somewhere in Michigan and live with me :hyper
Two black dudes that can't even get fat white girls to fuck 'em in the same room would induce the anal birth of the demichrist.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2007, 01:21:09 AM
Fat white chicks?

Hmmm
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 25, 2007, 01:25:30 AM
Fat white chicks?

Hmmm

You can do better PD.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Beezy on January 25, 2007, 01:26:59 AM
I'll be 10 on February 20th. I like the Super Bowl :-*

What college do you go to? You should transfer to somewhere in Michigan and live with me :hyper

I think you meant to type 20. :lol

I go to St. Johns University in Queens, NY. It's hard enough paying tuition here. I wouldn't be able to go to Michigan even if I wanted to.

Two black dudes that can't even get fat white girls to fuck 'em in the same room would induce the anal birth of the demichrist.

Back in high school, I could've fucked a chubby white chick that wished she was hispanic.  :lol
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: aoi tsuki on January 25, 2007, 01:28:49 AM
Quote from: Beezy
Back in high school, I could've fucked a chubby white chick that wished she was hispanic.  :lol
i think we've all had that chance. i mean... fat chicks.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2007, 01:31:10 AM
Not me :(

Although I notice a couple fat and semi-fat chicks smile a lot at me in my law class
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: TVC15 on January 25, 2007, 01:31:39 AM
once I masturbated in a church
Did you use the proper material? (http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Category:Family_Art)

Proper material?  They're called priests, dude.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2007, 01:32:04 AM
Some thing I've noticed is that white girls smile and say hi a lot. It's really weird.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Beezy on January 25, 2007, 01:36:04 AM
Some thing I've noticed is that white girls smile and say hi a lot. It's really weird.

 :lol

I know what you mean though. I thought it was odd too when I first started high school. Before then, all my schools were mostly black and hispanic. The few white kids there lived in our neighborhoods, so they were no different from us.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2007, 01:38:52 AM
It only started when I began college. The white girls would smile and say hi more than the black ones...it makes no sense.
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Beezy on January 25, 2007, 01:41:38 AM
Ofcourse they do it more. Too many black girls have nasty attitudes. I'd still fuck them though.  :'(
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2007, 01:45:45 AM
Yea the chick chicks just seem all nice and shit. Even to me
Title: Re: Thanks for ruining my porn TVC
Post by: brawndolicious on January 25, 2007, 02:28:54 PM
Fat white chicks?
Hmmm
You can do better PD.
most anticlimactic thing ever.
once I masturbated in a church
Did you use the proper material? (http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Category:Family_Art)
Proper material?  They're called priests, dude.
Those are for special occasions.