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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Cerveza mas fina on June 17, 2016, 05:24:05 AM

Title: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 17, 2016, 05:24:05 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhl5sk9i6Mk&feature=youtu.be

Red Ocean  :doge

But Nintendo stans said that Neo and Scorpio were Sony and MS being scared of NX
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: VomKriege on June 17, 2016, 05:39:52 AM
Most predictable turn of events ever. Yet will provoke Nthings meltdowns. I mean you can still read stuff like that :

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=207345199&postcount=40

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Seems like Nintendo were blindsided a bit by the Neo and Scorpio. They thought they'd be a touch ahead of the curve only to discover they'll be a little behind as usual. I don't mind how strong their hardware is as long as they get rid of the awful gamepad and gimmicks.

"Surely a bit above PS4 at the very least... right ?"
 :betty

I would be surprised if it is on equal footing to Bone/PS4 to be honest.
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: Your Stalker on June 17, 2016, 05:59:47 AM
poor nintencucks
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: bork on June 17, 2016, 09:55:06 AM
Honestly...if the NX was some kind of portable Wii U-spec machine, I'd be all over it.

:idont
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: Kara on June 17, 2016, 11:04:03 AM
Honestly...if the NX was some kind of portable Wii U-spec machine, I'd be all over it.

:idont

ya but you bought splatoon, which is for babies
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: Tasty on June 17, 2016, 11:24:53 AM
Yeah, I would be perfectly OK with the Wii U's amount of graphical power in a more efficient and cheaper form factor.

Slim it down enough to be a handheld, or slim it down enough to be a $100 set-top box the size of a hockey puck. Bam. Blue oceans all the way down, baby.
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: bork on June 17, 2016, 11:36:38 AM
Honestly...if the NX was some kind of portable Wii U-spec machine, I'd be all over it.

:idont

ya but you bought splatoon, which is for babies

And I'm in full agreement with you.  I haven't played it since June 2015.  :doge
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: bork on June 17, 2016, 11:45:43 AM
Yeah, I would be perfectly OK with the Wii U's amount of graphical power in a more efficient and cheaper form factor.

Slim it down enough to be a handheld, or slim it down enough to be a $100 set-top box the size of a hockey puck. Bam. Blue oceans all the way down, baby.

I'm all about Nintendo making another handheld -Sony's out of the game, it seems, so they're the only ones left- and if it has the proper amount of buttons (I.E. not a bunch of touch-only crap) it just means that all the third parties making Vita games will go over/back to Nintendo to keep making the same stuff.  Works for me.
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 17, 2016, 02:33:48 PM
I just want something cheap I can play mario and zelda on.  Shit is super easy. 
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: Kara on June 17, 2016, 02:38:19 PM
I just want something cheap I can play mario and zelda on.  Shit is super easy.

There are many affordable Android devices.
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: Tasty on June 17, 2016, 02:44:00 PM
I just want something cheap I can play mario and zelda on.  Shit is super easy.

There are many affordable Android devices.

:dead
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: Trent Dole on June 17, 2016, 03:47:05 PM
Honestly...if the NX was some kind of portable Wii U-spec machine, I'd be all over it.

:idont

ya but you bought splatoon, which is for babies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjfIIAk7oDg
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: Kara on June 17, 2016, 05:29:14 PM
I can't watch that video and not laugh at "Newcastle, a small mining community north of London." :lol
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 17, 2016, 09:20:02 PM
If NX even comes close to the original Xbone specs, I will be legitimately surprised.
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: benjipwns on June 17, 2016, 11:44:09 PM
ya but you bought splatoon, which is for babies
like this one:
(http://www.trbimg.com/img-5021949f/turbine/chi-31obamababy20081031204222/425/239x425)
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: Trent Dole on June 18, 2016, 04:06:36 AM
Nintendo would make so much fucking money if they went third party.Their games are the only reason people bother buying their consoles nowadays, imagine how many more units they'd move if there on platforms with other compelling shit on them and thus a much larger userbase (with the exception of the anomaly that is the Wii). I wonder if they've done the math and determined that due to licensing fees and such it's more profitable for them to remain a 1st party and make their own machines or it's just some JP pride shit.
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 20, 2016, 06:19:20 PM
Honestly...if the NX was some kind of portable Wii U-spec machine, I'd be all over it.

:idont

ya but you bought splatoon, which is for babies

And I'm in full agreement with you.  I haven't played it since June 2015.  :doge

Sorry, you still cannot donate blood at the Red Cross.
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 20, 2016, 06:32:32 PM
:lol
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: Yeti on June 20, 2016, 09:46:47 PM
The NX is 2 WiiUs duct taped to a 3DS. A WiiU is 2 Wiis duct taped to a Leapfrog learning pad. A Wii is 2 Gamecubes duct taped to a waggle wand. My friends, we are up to 8 Gamecubes duct taped to a peripheral. It won't be too many console generations now until the sun is blotted out by Gamecubes and duct tape. This is the "Grey Goo" extinction event scientists warned us about. Nintendo must be stopped.
Title: Re: NX = 2 WiiUs ducktaped to a 3DS
Post by: Trent Dole on June 20, 2016, 10:37:56 PM
GC was a pretty good console tbh but this needs to be stopped.