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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Brehvolution on June 19, 2016, 12:17:59 PM

Title: Are you a male and have bred successfully? Today is for you.
Post by: Brehvolution on June 19, 2016, 12:17:59 PM
Happy father's day Bore dads. Strut those dad bods around town today. :phil
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Post by: kick51 on June 19, 2016, 12:42:45 PM
i caught my boy playing a hatsune miku game this morning so today will be spent checking him into a psych ward (we had to like and say he was suicidal), but thanks for the wishes
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Post by: Atramental on June 19, 2016, 12:45:50 PM
Got my dad a $25 Amazon gift card.

 :doge
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Post by: Huff on June 19, 2016, 01:05:40 PM
Make sure to post something on social media for everyone but your dad to see
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 19, 2016, 01:06:34 PM
Way to make this an insafe place for the fatherless asshole. 
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Post by: Human Snorenado on June 19, 2016, 01:16:28 PM
Request to rename thread to "Official Nudemacusers Appreciation Thread"
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Post by: eleuin on June 19, 2016, 01:22:30 PM
Pretend to be close to your father even if he's emotionally distant brehs
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 19, 2016, 03:48:15 PM
happy fathers day brehs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQMVsQW_kjM
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 19, 2016, 06:21:11 PM
Fuck breeders.

Ya, we all know how babbies are formed, thx.
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Post by: chronovore on June 19, 2016, 07:05:12 PM
Dad Bod Removal a diet had a setback as my wife cooked me the biggest all-favorites dinner for Dads Day.

Pretty great. :heartbeat
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Post by: nudemacusers on June 19, 2016, 07:20:14 PM
Request to rename thread to "Official Nudemacusers Appreciation Thread"
Capped at three, sadly. My so called progressive white wife will not let me fully express my Latino-ness inside her womb.  :doge
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on June 19, 2016, 07:57:12 PM
Happy father's day you magnificent motherfuckers!
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 19, 2016, 09:14:43 PM
Request to rename thread to "Official Nudemacusers Appreciation Thread"
Capped at three, sadly. My so called progressive white wife will not let me fully express my Latino-ness inside her womb.  :doge

Trust me, three is enough breh.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 20, 2016, 12:01:00 AM
Got my dad a couple gifts and headed over to the house to grill. He decided to pay me back for being a good son by handing me an L. He was grilling hot dogs and sausages, while I was set to do the hamburgers and pork chops later. I watched as he did his typical move, which is to basically nearly burn everything because that's what black people do with meat. I don't eat hotdogs but I was sitting there like damn, I might not even get to eat a sausage because it's gonna be trash. After a few minutes he got a phone call so he sat down. I decided that I'd head to the grill and start taking things off...

Right as I had the tongs in my hand and opened the grill my mom magically appeared behind me and was like "Phoenix why did you burn all that meat? Come on, that's not how you grill. Maybe I should have grilled this stuff instead..."
:snoop

I turn around and my dad is in the background trying his hardest not to bust out laughing :dead