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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 29, 2016, 12:17:52 PM

Title: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 29, 2016, 12:17:52 PM
https://meduza.io/en/lion/2016/06/29/there-s-a-guy-outside-moscow-who-dresses-up-as-batman-and-beats-up-drug-dealers


Batman(ovich)!
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: VomKriege on June 29, 2016, 12:18:50 PM
Dead man walking  :-\
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: Kara on June 29, 2016, 12:28:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/8pY6XPy.jpg)
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: Tasty on June 29, 2016, 12:34:25 PM
(https://gothamtrending.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/the_dark_knight-49-fake-batman-hanged.jpg)
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 29, 2016, 12:47:55 PM
(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e15/11324360_722711864522594_1663851363_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: benjipwns on June 29, 2016, 03:35:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/8pY6XPy.jpg)
Everybody always says The Dark Knight Returns, but that was the best Batman annihilates Superman fight even if it's only like six pages total. Soviet Batman goes out like a boss.
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: Kara on June 29, 2016, 03:49:51 PM
You would say that about the story of anarchist Batman (temporarily) defeating Marxist-Leninist Superman. :doge
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: benjipwns on June 29, 2016, 03:55:29 PM
Marxist-Leninist Superman was weak, he got his shit wrecked by Batman telling him how the system worked and then gave up completely when Luthor wrote some snark in an envelope.

weak :scust :snoop

Would have never happened to Juche Booster Gold.
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 29, 2016, 03:57:06 PM
Get in a fight about the political views of alternate reality super heroes  :doge
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: benjipwns on June 29, 2016, 04:06:26 PM
Implying it's an alternate reality just because the time loop hasn't started yet. :doge
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: VomKriege on June 29, 2016, 04:07:19 PM
Speaking of which, Batman Year 100 is pretty rad.
The small epilogue supplemental of Expressionist Jewish Batman in 1938 Germany is pretty good too.
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: benjipwns on June 29, 2016, 04:22:58 PM
Speaking of which, Batman Year 100 is pretty rad.
I've never figured out why this is supposed to be disturbing libertarian Objectivist anarchist propaganda. Batman's not exactly a regular follower of the law/state over his own moral code.

The Berlin Batman, sure, it has a whole freakin love letter to Mises in it.
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: T234 on June 29, 2016, 04:29:29 PM
In my limited experience with Russian drug dealers, they are as heavily armed as they are untrustworthy. On what planet is a quarter-pound 87 grams?!

He got shot dead for shorting a Colombian $600 (he did it on purpose and refused to fix it) on an amount ten times that a few weeks later. 
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 29, 2016, 04:33:23 PM
In my limited experience with Russian drug dealers, they are as heavily armed as they are untrustworthy. On what planet is a quarter-pound 87 grams?!

He got shot dead for shorting a Colombian $600 (he did it on purpose and refused to fix it) on an amount ten times that a few weeks later.

Don't ever ever short a Colombian. It could be 40 years later and they will kill your ass. Their ability to hold a grudge is amazing.
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 29, 2016, 04:38:38 PM
Sounds like someone has experience.  Of all the ethnicity you have shorted Am, did the Colombians kick your ass the hardest? 
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: Kara on June 29, 2016, 05:43:14 PM
Mods please change my name to Juche Booster Gold. Thanks in advance.
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 29, 2016, 09:02:39 PM
Mods please change my name to Juche Booster Gold. Thanks in advance.

Mods please change his name to "Marx's useless left nut"

Am willing to purchase a game for the result. PM me for details.
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: agrajag on June 29, 2016, 09:59:23 PM
Yep, my people are some insane motherfuckers.  :lol
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 29, 2016, 10:04:21 PM
Yep, my people are some insane motherfuckers.  :lol

Ive been all over the world more time than I have fingers.

Russia don't even crack the crazy top 3.

1) Anybody from South America
2) Irish
3) White trash in Alabama

Edit: not even top 5

4) Southern Italians
5) Boston proper residents


Know your position, small soldier.
Title: Re: Not the hero Russia needs, but the hero Russia deserves
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 29, 2016, 10:08:14 PM
Sounds like someone has experience.  Of all the ethnicity you have shorted Am, did the Colombians kick your ass the hardest?

Stupid statement. The one I was talking to nodded his head out of respect. Don't try to play in the real world, squirt. You ain't got enough real life experience to do so.