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Title: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Atramental on July 06, 2016, 02:29:05 PM: What could go wrong? :doge
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: mormapope on July 06, 2016, 02:31:07 PM: Apparently sardines are pretty healthy for you.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: king of the internet on July 06, 2016, 02:32:53 PM: I don't even eat breakfast. One meal in the late afternoon then maybe one later at night if I'm going to go out.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 06, 2016, 02:36:52 PM: canned in oil or fresh grilled or?
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Atramental on July 06, 2016, 02:39:05 PM: Quote from: Premium Lager on July 06, 2016, 02:36:52 PM
canned in oil or fresh grilled or?
(http://i.imgur.com/1DEJ1NA.jpg?2)
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Atramental on July 06, 2016, 02:42:35 PM: Just make sure you rinse your mouth out with Listerine or something afterwards. :doge

edit: Also, the extra virgin olive oil is great for us wizards. :doge
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 06, 2016, 02:42:39 PM: Delicious meaty portions.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 06, 2016, 02:49:07 PM: :larry
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Atramental on July 06, 2016, 02:50:59 PM: Also, I live by myself and wake up at 4 am in the morning so I can get away this kind of behaviour.

If you're married/live with your SO they might not appreciate the fish smell. :doge

Quote from: mormapope on July 06, 2016, 02:31:07 PM
Apparently sardines are pretty healthy for you.
I hope so.

Apparently you're less likely to get mercury poisoning from sardines due to their small size.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 06, 2016, 03:07:54 PM: you okay, fam?
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Atramental on July 06, 2016, 03:10:39 PM: It's either this or the Soylent route. :stahp

God, I hate crunch weeks...
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Rufus on July 06, 2016, 03:10:49 PM: [insert some lame Zoidberg joke here]
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 06, 2016, 03:13:07 PM: In before TVC's month long tuna experience
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Post by: nachobro on July 06, 2016, 03:31:01 PM: Sardines and mustard with crackers was a go to at one point in my life. I 100% approve!
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Post by: Tasty on July 06, 2016, 03:38:55 PM: At least it's not Twinkies and vitamins.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Atramental on July 06, 2016, 03:45:57 PM: Also, it's a lot faster than trying to make an omelette while half asleep or going to Waffle House to get an omelette and some chili from some broken soul who's at the end of their rope.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 06, 2016, 04:39:07 PM: My breakfast is:

(http://i.imgur.com/EKpEzms.jpg)

+

(http://i.imgur.com/Yyvd0D0.jpg)

+

Half a glass of water.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 06, 2016, 04:41:54 PM: So basically sugar.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 06, 2016, 04:47:35 PM: I don't get it, do you guys not have a Taco Bell to go to?
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 06, 2016, 04:52:44 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 06, 2016, 04:41:54 PM
So basically sugar.

All-natural sugar, though.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Atramental on July 06, 2016, 04:59:14 PM: If I don't eat a protein heavy breakfast I'll basically crash before lunchtime.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 06, 2016, 05:00:35 PM: I eat 3 raw eggs + protein powder in an eggnog
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Tasty on July 06, 2016, 05:39:57 PM: I hate that eggnog isn't sold locally year-round. It's soooooooo good.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 06, 2016, 06:04:18 PM: Just make your own. That's what I meant. Its just milk, eggs, spices and vanilla.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: demi on July 06, 2016, 06:15:43 PM: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT ATRAMENTAL IS A VIRGIN

Or he will remind us anyway
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: meeb on July 06, 2016, 06:20:41 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 06, 2016, 03:38:55 PM
At least it's not Twinkies and vitamins.

On the other hand, Huelen I believe has had sex so there's something to be said about doing things Zher way.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: meeb on July 06, 2016, 06:21:32 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 06, 2016, 05:00:35 PM
I eat 3 raw eggs + protein powder in an eggnog

Why not just hard boil some eggs the night before?

Actually... fuck me that's what I'm going to do.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Atramental on July 06, 2016, 06:40:45 PM: Quote from: demi on July 06, 2016, 06:15:43 PM
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT ATRAMENTAL IS A VIRGIN

Or he will remind us anyway
Who is this Atramental person I keep on hearing about? :confused

Dude sounds like a total loser. :dice
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 06, 2016, 06:45:16 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 06, 2016, 05:00:35 PM
I eat 3 raw eggs + protein powder in an eggnog

Wish I lived in a country where I felt comfortable eating raw eggs
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 06, 2016, 06:50:04 PM: This is my not getting salmonella dance. You can't see it but I'm doing it.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: brawndolicious on July 06, 2016, 07:23:15 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 06, 2016, 06:50:04 PM
This is my not getting salmonella dance. You can't see it but I'm doing it.

There's nothing wrong with going to Church Street but that's just a bit weird dog.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 06, 2016, 07:34:32 PM: I walked through Pride, on Church Street, for 20 mins on Sunday because I was going to my friends to play D&D. Anyways I see a chick with fake tits totally nude, kinda obscured by the crowd. So I take a gander and the crowd shifts and I see her very tiny penis helicoptering around. That was my Church street experience last week. I won't be telling my family.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: toku on July 06, 2016, 07:35:08 PM: you're not gonna get laid this way fam
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Atramental on July 06, 2016, 07:51:29 PM: Well, I at least had steak and kale for dinner. :yeshrug

Also, I don't tell people I know IRL about my quirks. :doge

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Also, wouldn't my consumption of smelly fish be a clear sign that I could eat pussy like a champ? :doge
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Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: naff on July 06, 2016, 09:03:07 PM: I once ordered sardines and eggs for breakfast from a cool restaurant near me, figured they would fry em off w a little lemon and chives and have the poached eggs on top or something. Like eggs Montreal. Nope, just a can of sardines half opened next to some sourdough and eggs :lol
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 06, 2016, 09:35:04 PM: Wild Planet :lawd

Real hard justifying $3 for a can of tuna, but they come close.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Atramental on July 06, 2016, 09:43:42 PM: I figured it's better to spend my money on quality/healthy fish meat than on Jack in the Box loaded breakfast sandwiches.

And if I keep this up I'll be back to my normal weight of 180 lbs in no time.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: brawndolicious on July 06, 2016, 09:55:04 PM: Quote from: Pallando on July 06, 2016, 07:51:29 PM
Well, I at least had steak and kale for dinner. :yeshrug

Also, I don't tell people I know IRL about my quirks. :doge

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Also, wouldn't my consumption of smelly fish be a clear sign that I could eat pussy like a champ? :doge
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The hard part is catching one.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 06, 2016, 10:01:39 PM: Sardines are really good for you and the protein and fat is a good way to start your day if you feel like you need to eat breakfast. You’re on the right track.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: chronovore on July 07, 2016, 02:32:45 AM: Mmm. Sardines.

Of course, Atra's breath smells like a cat's now, so... enjoy your wizardy, Atra!
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: chronovore on July 07, 2016, 02:33:02 AM: Quote from: Rufus on July 06, 2016, 03:10:49 PM
[insert some lame Zoidberg joke here]
Those were anchovies. Whole different thing.
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 07, 2016, 03:53:07 AM: (http://images.inmagine.com/400nwm/iris/sdrsreddy-001/ptg00150523.jpg)
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: VomKriege on July 07, 2016, 03:55:45 AM: Sardines are :delicious
I'm not doint it seriously but foregoing sugary foods in the morning has my preference. Cheese and delicatessen especially...
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Rufus on July 07, 2016, 07:40:17 AM: Quote from: chronovore on July 07, 2016, 02:33:02 AM
Quote from: Rufus on July 06, 2016, 03:10:49 PM
[insert some lame Zoidberg joke here]
Those were anchovies. Whole different thing.
fuck

Of course it was the OTHER tiny fish. Time to commit sudoku. :'(
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: chronovore on July 07, 2016, 10:32:55 AM: Quote from: Rufus on July 07, 2016, 07:40:17 AM
Quote from: chronovore on July 07, 2016, 02:33:02 AM
Quote from: Rufus on July 06, 2016, 03:10:49 PM
[insert some lame Zoidberg joke here]
Those were anchovies. Whole different thing.
fuck

Of course it was the OTHER tiny fish. Time to commit sudoku. :'(

:rofl
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Atramental on July 13, 2016, 02:56:54 PM: Just set up a subscription on Amazon for a constant supply of sardines 'til the end of time. :doge
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Post by: Rufus on July 13, 2016, 04:27:29 PM: That good, huh?
Title: Re: I've been eating nothing but sardines for breakfast these past couple of days.
Post by: Atramental on July 13, 2016, 04:30:41 PM: They are pretty tasty.

Also, I'm already down 5 lbs. just need to lose 15 to 20 more and I'll be back to my sleak, sexy self again. :doge