THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on January 25, 2007, 01:57:55 AM
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I've noticed a lot of guys here have problems with women. The "what have you done to my gay porn, TVC? You've ruined it!" thread put some stuff into perspective. I'm pretty sure these guys are all handsome young men, and if they actually took the initiative to try and get with these women, they'd score.
It all comes down to confidence. First and foremost, you must exert confidence dammit. Women aren't going to like you if you have your head down and always have your ass out - whether to invite males in or because you're slouching like an ape, they're going to be able to see through that quite easily and it's a turn off. Believe me, I know.
The best advice I can give you is to smile. I didn't used to smile and I always wondered why women didn't want to me to get inside their pig intestines hole. I tried smiling and then, all of a sudden I got results! Smiles are great! Women aren't going to like you just because you're handsome. If you're handsome and brooding that's a turn off, but if you're average and have a nice grin, that's a total invite to Pleasureville! Even more so if you're good looking! Give it a try, but don't freak them out. Practice your best smiles in the mirror and work from there.
I will tell you this: it took me a few years to understand that smiling can make a huge difference in your everyday life. You will notice more people coming to you, and you'll be noticed more. People won't think you're looking down on them because you have a -_- face on all the time. Give it a try for just one week and compare the results, I dare you.
Tips on flirting:
After the initial confidence and smile things, break the ice and say hello! "How are you doing?" "Hi, my name is ______!" while having eye contact! Eye contact demands attention, but don't over use it or you'll freak her out! In fact, you should use eye contact first, and then smile. It's very important!
During the conversation glaze into her eyes a few times. This will tell her you're interested, you're complimenting her, and you like what you see! A great ego boost for the girl and that'll make her feel good!
Stand up straight, walk like a man, wear decent clothes! It's best to try and dress well every day rather than only on special events. That way, the girls will see you've got class.
More tips later!
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Wow, Cubsfan Jr! And you're not fooling anyone!
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This is all stuff i do. But i eagerly await your next set of tips.
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I'm terrible at smiling though. It's like in Arrested Development when Michael's sister tries to cry but can't lol. And I'm afraid it would make me look like a creepy bastard :(
There have been so many instances where I've sat next to a girl and thought to myself "say hi, just say hi" and couldn't.
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Not everyone has a 10inch penis LOL
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Not everyone has a 10inch penis LOL
:lol
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You have to treat getting pussy like it's your job. That means going out to where women congregate 4-5 times a week. Every week, without fail.
End of message.
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Wow, Cubsfan Jr! And you're not fooling anyone!
Cubsfan refuses to post a pic, doesn't he? Or is that just aoi tsuki and um....whatever that guys name
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You have to treat getting pussy like it's your job. That means going out to where women congregate 4-5 times a week. Every week, without fail.
End of message.
They'll look like stalkers.
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HEre is the thing, I dont want "pussy" I want a meaningful relationship. I know that sounds kind of lame.
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HEre is the thing, I dont want "pussy" I want a meaningful relationship. I know that sounds kind of lame.
I meet both those requirements. Come to daddy.
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Well it seems like every year I'm able to meet a chick that becomes relevent in my life. This year it's the girl I 've been talking about. Last year it was the ortho assistant. But the relationships never last and I'm plauged wth bad luck.
So I take 2 steps forwards and 4 back. I become even less confident and guarded, which isn't a good idea
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HEre is the thing, I dont want "pussy" I want a meaningful relationship. I know that sounds kind of lame.
What places do you talk and scope out girls?
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School...
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HEre is the thing, I dont want "pussy" I want a meaningful relationship. I know that sounds kind of lame.
What places do you talk and scope out girls?
I dont goto clubs or anything. Basically Im just a friendly guy around campus. Im never doing something with the sole intention of getting a chick.
However, lately I have been doing this dance club stuff and there are alot of ladies there. Its more for exercise and fun than meeting anyone.
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Im never doing something with the sole intention of getting a chick.
And you don't see this as a problem?
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Im never doing something with the sole intention of getting a chick.
And you don't see this as a problem?
If I did that I would be fake. Im not going to meet anyone that I can relate to at a club.
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HEre is the thing, I dont want "pussy" I want a meaningful relationship. I know that sounds kind of lame.
I want an undercover freak with her own place who will be my fuck buddy. I wouldn't be able to give a chick too much attention right now and she would eventually get pissed off at me. So no relationships for now.
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FoC I don't see why you can't get chicks. You're a tad out of the "average" body class but you're certainly not fat. You've got a pretty cool face which looks iconic to me. DUDE you look like a hotter John Lennon
But you can't get girls :(
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Clubs and stuff aren't the only places people meet girls. You can meet them any where you want. Like, if you go to Starbucks and see an attractive girl, if there's no ring on her finger, experiment and see what happens. Or at a 7 Eleven. Or the mall. You aren't going to get anywhere if you don't bother to practice.
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Im working on the weight! :punch
My biggest problem is I never know what to say with girls and I get nervous when it comes down to actually talk about something that matters.
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Clubs and stuff aren't the only places people meet girls. You can meet them any where you want. Like, if you go to Starbucks and see an attractive girl, if there's no ring on her finger, experiment and see what happens. Or at a 7 Eleven. Or the mall. You aren't going to get anywhere if you don't bother to practice.
If I tried that, it would come off as creepy or awkard. THe last thing in the world that I ever want to be is awkward.
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HEre is the thing, I dont want "pussy" I want a meaningful relationship. I know that sounds kind of lame.
You can still find a meaningful relationship. You just have to put yourself "out there" (literally) on a constant basis.
From the time I was 19 until I was about 25, I would go out to bars, parties, social events (weddings, co-ed sports leagues) 4 times a week. Even if I didn't feel like it ... or was dead broke. You have to constantly put yourself in situations where you can take advantage of opportunities.
It's the greatest period in your life to meet women. They are not restricted by their high school peers and are open to dating all kinds of different men.
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It's the greatest period and i've wasted it all.
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You just need to find a girl where you get some chemistry going.
Also, it's quite possible you guys start up too high. It wouldn't be a bad suggestion to go below your standards and work your way up. Not astronomically below them, but within a reasonable range. From what I've seen on the internet, some jokers have ridiculous standards.
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I dont think I have low standards. All I really want is a cute face and a decent body.
Freshman year there was this chick that was into me. She lived below me one floor in the dorms. One day she came up to my room as I was taking a nap and asked to hang out. She litterly crawld into my bed and waited for me to do something. This is a girl I had hung out with a few times but I didnt feel anything for. Now, she wasnt a swimsuit model, but she was ok. At the time I was scarred shitless becuase I didnt know what to do, I didnt feel a damn thing for this girl and she was basically offering me sex. She eventially just asked if I was gay and why I didnt jump on her. After that I guess she just left. I dont know whats wrong with me
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I haven't hit on a woman in three years. :-\
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I dont think I have low standards. All I really want is a cute face and a decent body.
Freshman year there was this chick that was into me. She lived below me one floor in the dorms. One day she came up to my room as I was taking a nap and asked to hang out. She litterly crawld into my bed and waited for me to do something. This is a girl I had hung out with a few times but I didnt feel anything for. Now, she wasnt a swimsuit model, but she was ok. At the time I was scarred shitless becuase I didnt know what to do, I didnt feel a damn thing for this girl and she was basically offering me sex. She eventially just asked if I was gay and why I didnt jump on her. After that I guess she just left. I dont know whats wrong with me
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You ever tried sticking a cucumber up your ass?
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malek, what the hell has philosophy done to you?
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Im not gay. I actually thought about it once, and figured out im not gay. I have never masterbated to gay porn. I always get off to chicks, usually with big tits.
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Im not gay. I actually thought about it once, and figured out im not gay. I have never masterbated to gay porn. I always get off to chicks, usually with big tits.
My main man Bz has big tits.
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Im not gay. I actually thought about it once, and figured out im not gay. I have never masterbated to gay porn. I always get off to chicks, usually with big tits.
My main man Bz has big tits.
:rofl
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Im not gay. I actually thought about it once, and figured out im not gay. I have never masterbated to gay porn. I always get off to chicks, usually with big tits.
My main man Bz has big tits.
Does he have a vagina?
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I dont think I have low standards. All I really want is a cute face and a decent body.
Freshman year there was this chick that was into me. She lived below me one floor in the dorms. One day she came up to my room as I was taking a nap and asked to hang out. She litterly crawld into my bed and waited for me to do something. This is a girl I had hung out with a few times but I didnt feel anything for. Now, she wasnt a swimsuit model, but she was ok. At the time I was scarred shitless becuase I didnt know what to do, I didnt feel a damn thing for this girl and she was basically offering me sex. She eventially just asked if I was gay and why I didnt jump on her. After that I guess she just left. I dont know whats wrong with me
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You ever tried sticking a cucumber up your ass?
:lol :lol :lol :lol
I'm all for the dressing nicely thing. Guys who put thought into their appearance are hottttt.
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malek, what the hell has philosophy done to you?
If only philosophy was to blame.
Well let's try
Kant lived alone.
Nietzsche fucked once and got syphilis.
Socrates was in to boys.
Peter Singer thinks animal sex is okay.
I think we have a start.
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I haven't hit on a woman in three years. :-\
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wow
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Wait, I meant I haven't hit a woman in three years.
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To further bring this thread into the depths of dispair ...
.. When I was 26, I had just come out of a 3 year relationship (a reclamation project. My high school sweetheart (HOT) had become a coke fiend stripper) So, I decided to "put myself out there" again. So I signed up for a coed softball team, a volleyball team and began trolling the "older" bars and clubs for women. Most of the women I would meet were older (in thier early 30's) and had significant baggage. It was tough, I was working 70 hours a week, yet still partying 4 days of the week.
It was like walking through a junkyard trying to find a new car.
Women with 3 kids and two daddies. Career women with obsessive compulsive disorder. A twice divorced woman (at the age of 29) who believed she lived with a ghost named Don. A woman who wore sweatpants on our first date. On and on.
In all, I had about 26 different dates in an 12-14 month period. I actually stayed with the OCD chick for 3 months before I bailed. In short, I have seen the future of "dating into your 30's" and its miserable. MISERABLE. It's probably why you see so many 30 somethings turn to these internet sites ... it's their last hope.
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Wait, I meant I haven't hit a woman in three years.
Me either, and my knuckles are itchin'
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I was going to make some witty post along the lines of a guy giving other guys advice on how to get a girl. But actually Himuro pretty much hit it straight on.
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To further bring this thread into the depths of dispair ...
.. When I was 26, I had just come out of a 3 year relationship (a reclamation project. My high school sweetheart (HOT) had become a coke fiend stripper) So, I decided to "put myself out there" again. So I signed up for a coed softball team, a volleyball team and began trolling the "older" bars and clubs for women. Most of the women I would meet were older (in thier early 30's) and had significant baggage. It was tough, I was working 70 hours a week, yet still partying 4 days of the week.
It was like walking through a junkyard trying to find a new car.
Women with 3 kids and two daddies. Career women with obsessive compulsive disorder. A twice divorced woman (at the age of 29) who believed she lived with a ghost named Don. A woman who wore sweatpants on our first date. On and on.
In all, I had about 26 different dates in an 12-14 month period. I actually stayed with the OCD chick for 3 months before I bailed. In short, I have seen the future of "dating into your 30's" and its miserable. MISERABLE. It's probably why you see so many 30 somethings turn to these internet sites ... it's their last hope.
But...you were 26, not 30. That's still relatively young. At 26 you can still go to bars and try to hook up with 23 years olds.
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This semester I've been hanging out in the student center building more, and it's been cool. I get to be in contact with more women.
Now I need to work on walking up to women I don't know and starting conversations. The girl I'm hanging with now was basically someone I kinda knew already so it was easier to walk up to her.
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30 and un-married is far from a big deal from what I have seen. At least for those who are 30+ and single due going to college then focusing on their career. The 30+ people who don't go to college or have successful careers don't count lol
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I was going to make some witty post along the lines of a guy giving other guys advice on how to get a girl. But actually Himuro pretty much hit it straight on.
Thank you
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I'm not saying Himuro's advice isn't good, but it's all obvious stuff -- even to a social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow like myself.
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I'm not saying Himuro's advice isn't good, but it's all obvious stuff -- even to a social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow like myself.
This is true.
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I'm not saying Himuro's advice isn't good, but it's all obvious stuff -- even to a social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow like myself.
I think the key here lies in the execution of said advice.
True.
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Well, if you guys haven't even bothered smiling yet, then the advice is useless to you. I will explore more once you get that smiling is awesome and you get noticed more. Then, I'll shell out lines and the correct way to use eye contact.
The first step to getting women is knowing how to fucking flirt. It's an art form dammit, and half the fun. If you're fumbling and mumbling through the whole time, you'll most likely turn the girl off. How are you going to meet a girl if you don't have the ability to mack? That's step one in a man's education. Might as well start some where.
If you're expecting the women to just some how fall out of the sky, you're wrong. Take it upon yourself to get used to flirting, and know how to break some ice. It's not that hard, with a little practice.
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go over to a girl you think is good looking, tell her "hey, I think you look great and would love to take you out to get you to know better."
Since every other fucking idiot on the planet is confused as shit about how to approach a woman, she will go "oh!! well... sure!" if she thinks you're cute IN THE SLIGHTEST.
If she says no, that means she is in no way attracted to you and there was nothing there to begin with. Then you know you shouldn't spend so much time on one anymore.
There you go, seek your girl
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Go from girl to girl.
When I said you must have courage, that means that you shouldn't let past relationships or failures weigh you down and keep you from talking to girls. That type of thinking only makes things worse. That "I can't do it!" mentality will ruin you.
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This thread is so fucking pointless.
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chix dig it when you sneak up on them and slap them with your flaccid member
that's my word
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chix dig it when you sneak up on them and slap them with your flaccid member
that's my word
That's a Given.
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This thread is so fucking pointless.
And why is that?
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You think anyone's behavior is honestly going to change from this thread? Do you think everyone here hasn't already heard this stuff dozens of times?
And I'm not being bitter here, I'm just saying that these threads accomplish nothing. They didn't (and still don't) over at GAF and it won't be any different here.
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Im trying to change. This semester I have kept up a decent diet and exercise regiment, joined a new club and have started dressing different. On top of that I have been trying to be more positive.
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But has that been as a result of these threads? Or maybe just the constant ridicule you suffer on the internet?
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i find these tips on dating from people on the internet to be endlessly useful, why all the h8 Cajole?
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But has that been as a result of these threads? Or maybe just the constant ridicule you suffer on the internet?
Neither.
But im sure threads like this dont hurt.
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I haven't ridiculed you guys at all.
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Bah. I just feel that Himuro is wasting his time.
But continue with your thread. :badass
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I dont think I would have a problem finding a random dog faqce slut and pounding her, but thats not what I want.
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Seriously though, a good smack on the cheek with your limp dick? It appeals to women on some primal instinct shit; like a caveman dragging a hot cavewoman back to his cave by her hair for a little ooga booga, if you know what i'm saying
I dont think I would have a problem finding a random dog faqce slut and pounding her, but thats not what I want.
you need to rethink things. what about that slightly rubenesque chick crawling up your leg? wait that wasn't you, was it?
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Seriously though, a good smack on the cheek with your limp dick? It appeals to women on some primal instinct shit; like a caveman dragging a hot cavewoman back to his cave by her hair for a little ooga booga, if you know what i'm saying
I don't think I can accomplish that with my limp dick. :(
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Limp Dick, cave, Ooga Booga. Got it.
Hot Girls watch out, Galen is on the prowl.
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I don't think I can accomplish that with my limp dick. :(
It's the difference between a wet noodle and a hard, dry one.
Limp Dick, cave, Ooga Booga. Got it.
Hot Girls watch out, Galen is on the prowl.
You can thank me later.
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go over to a girl you think is good looking, tell her "hey, I think you look great and would love to take you out to get you to know better."
Since every other fucking idiot on the planet is confused as shit about how to approach a woman, she will go "oh!! well... sure!" if she thinks you're cute IN THE SLIGHTEST.
If she says no, that means she is in no way attracted to you and there was nothing there to begin with. Then you know you shouldn't spend so much time on one anymore.
There you go, seek your girl
I wub you
Anyways, yeah, Himu hit the nail on the head. But like others said, it's so obvious and it's common sense. But what's even more sad is that people realize how easy it is, but they're still too stupid to do it. You don't need fancy pick up lines or magic charm. Be yourself, you goddamn douches.
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go over to a girl you think is good looking, tell her "hey, I think you look great and would love to take you out to get you to know better."
Since every other fucking idiot on the planet is confused as shit about how to approach a woman, she will go "oh!! well... sure!" if she thinks you're cute IN THE SLIGHTEST.
If she says no, that means she is in no way attracted to you and there was nothing there to begin with. Then you know you shouldn't spend so much time on one anymore.
There you go, seek your girl
I wub you
Anyways, yeah, Himu hit the nail on the head. But like others said, it's so obvious and it's common sense. But what's even more sad is that people realize how easy it is, but they're still too stupid to do it. You don't need fancy pick up lines or magic charm. Be yourself, you goddamn douches.
Bubububut pick up lines are awesome!
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They are awesome depending on how you use them. A lot of times, using cheesy ones to make her laugh is a good way of breaking the ice.
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it's a numbers game. you simply accept that there will be a modicum of embarrassment (largely in your head rather than hers), that you can't always get exactly what you want, and that the whole dating shebang will be a massive educational experience. having thus steeled yourself for a fair few small-scale failures, go out there and ask women out. act reasonably natural, and have some standards -- and by "standards" I don't mean only going for the uberhotties, but rather not to act like a fawning little bitch. don't be afraid to say "eh" to a few chicks yourself if something other than looks doesn't click. it'll make you more interesting in the long run.
of course, if you're some megahot fuckbeast lothario, well, ignore the above and continue to drown in the hottest pussy -- or at least continue to pretend you do on the internets!
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Pretty much. Most people are just so afraid of rejection and take it so personally that they'd rather steer clear of the whole thing. Sad.
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Rejection should make you stronger!
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Rejection should make you stronger!
Makes me hornier.
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Rejection should make you stronger!
Makes me hornier.
Remember that girl Edith in our English class in 8th grade? She was all Garrett blah blah blah I like you blah blah and then right after class she was all I WAS MESSING AROUND WE'RE JUST FRIENDS
That scarred me for a while. :'(
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Pretty much. Most people are just so afraid of rejection and take it so personally that they'd rather steer clear of the whole thing. Sad.
Story of my life. I dont deal very well with embarrasing situations. They make me feel like shit.
I would rather take physical pain than be embarrased.
I have this fear in my head that everyime a girl rejects me, she goes and tells all her friends.
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she might! but what the hell does it matter?
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she might! but what the hell does it matter?
I guess im afraid that they are all laughing at me behind my back.
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again, who cares if they are? why should you care? are they gonna keep you from seeing other women? getting a job? are they gonna hunt you down in the night? why should you care if they have a laugh at your expense?
just get drunk, curse all bitches, and then get back on yer feet and smile at the next chick who makes you go wibbly.
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again, who cares if they are? why should you care? are they gonna keep you from seeing other women? getting a job? are they gonna hunt you down in the night? why should you care if they have a laugh at your expense?
just get drunk, curse all bitches, and then get back on yer feet and smile at the next chick who makes you go wibbly.
Pretty much. Do you know her? Do you know her friends? It doesn't matter. There are always going to be people who don't like you and make fun of you. You gotta deal with it. Fuck it. There's nothing you can do. It just means there was nothing there in the first place, so what is really lost?
Rejection should make you stronger!
Makes me hornier.
Remember that girl Edith in our English class in 8th grade? She was all Garrett blah blah blah I like you blah blah and then right after class she was all I WAS MESSING AROUND WE'RE JUST FRIENDS
That scarred me for a while. :'(
Edith Gonzales. What a bitch.
I remember in 9th grade when she was behind me in the lunch line and she said "hey, can you buy me an extra piece of pizza? I'll pay you back tomorrow." I said sure! and she got an extra one. Then when I went to pay, I just walked away and she said "hey, my piece of pizza!" I said "pay for your own pizza, bitch!" Made me feel good inside.
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Edith Gonzales. What a bitch.
I remember in 9th grade when she was behind me in the lunch line and she said "hey, can you buy me an extra piece of pizza? I'll pay you back tomorrow." I said sure! and she got an extra one. Then when I went to pay, I just walked away and she said "hey, my piece of pizza!" I said "pay for your own pizza, bitch!" Made me feel good inside.
:lol :lol :lol
You can't be fucking serous? Oh man, 9th grade campus had HORRID food. They ruined Fruitopia for me!
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Hey, she's on my myspace friends list actually. lolz
Here's her myspace Himu, bitch her out.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=70570414
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:lol
I'll have to add you to my new myspace
And I can't believe she works at hooters. I have to fucking see this. :lol