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Title: I'm renting a car from enterprise ask me anything
Post by: nudemacusers on August 07, 2016, 12:02:49 PM
Yes, they DID pick me up
Title: Re: I'm renting a car from enterprise ask me anything
Post by: VomKriege on August 07, 2016, 12:10:12 PM
Is there a Muggsy Bogues statue at the car rental ?
Title: Re: I'm renting a car from enterprise ask me anything
Post by: helios on August 07, 2016, 12:15:59 PM
What kind of rental did you get?
Title: Re: I'm renting a car from enterprise ask me anything
Post by: thisismyusername on August 07, 2016, 12:43:20 PM
What kind of rental did you get?

Something poor and lower class.</A_I_A>
Title: Re: I'm renting a car from enterprise ask me anything
Post by: Momo on August 07, 2016, 12:44:21 PM
describe the smell
Title: Re: I'm renting a car from enterprise ask me anything
Post by: thisismyusername on August 07, 2016, 03:12:33 PM
Does it have power steering?

:gurl What car doesn't now a days?
Title: Re: I'm renting a car from enterprise ask me anything
Post by: nachobro on August 07, 2016, 04:17:45 PM
Does it have XM?
Title: Re: I'm renting a car from enterprise ask me anything
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 07, 2016, 04:19:49 PM
What extras did you decline?
Title: Re: I'm renting a car from enterprise ask me anything
Post by: chronovore on August 07, 2016, 05:20:18 PM
Was Elaine's boyfriend, Mr. Putty, there?
Title: Re: I'm renting a car from enterprise ask me anything
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 07, 2016, 06:04:15 PM
how many kids can you stuff in the trunk
Title: Re: I'm renting a car from enterprise ask me anything
Post by: nudemacusers on August 07, 2016, 08:35:21 PM
Wow, flattered at all the feedback!

describe the smell
neutral air freshener, an olfactory arrangement designed to mask swamp ass while not offending anyone.

What kind of rental did you get?

Something poor and lower class.</A_I_A>

What kind of rental did you get?
Chevy Cruize

Is there a Muggsy Bogues statue at the car rental ?
sadly, no


Does it have power steering?
yes

Does it have XM?
no, and not even a usb port for my phone :(

What extras did you decline?
all of them, full coverage came free with my card tho

Was Elaine's boyfriend, Mr. Putty, there?
no

how many kids can you stuff in the trunk
29 gallons
Title: Re: I'm renting a car from enterprise ask me anything
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 07, 2016, 09:35:36 PM
how many WHOLE kids, though? assuming a necessary level of inefficiency in space utilization.
Title: Re: I'm renting a car from enterprise ask me anything
Post by: nudemacusers on August 07, 2016, 10:16:18 PM
is this using a vacuum compressed storage system or just loosely packed?
Title: Re: I'm renting a car from enterprise ask me anything
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 07, 2016, 10:26:52 PM
assume the product is bagged and duct-taped

asking for a friend
Title: Re: I'm renting a car from enterprise ask me anything
Post by: nudemacusers on August 07, 2016, 10:30:06 PM
assuming they don't need to aspirate, 5
Title: Re: I'm renting a car from enterprise ask me anything
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 07, 2016, 10:32:03 PM
:obama
Title: Re: I'm renting a car from enterprise ask me anything
Post by: benjipwns on August 07, 2016, 10:34:18 PM
this is why i read the bore, honest and helpful product reviews