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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on August 07, 2016, 06:08:02 PM

Title: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 07, 2016, 06:08:02 PM
i thought i had enough padding to take it that long :-(
Title: Re: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 07, 2016, 06:15:40 PM
y'know, that's just low. no one person has a monopoly on aching, bruised rumps. fucking europeans :usacry
Title: Re: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 07, 2016, 06:18:12 PM
you're not Kara :doge

More like you're not Gundam. 

Spicing up your marriage at your age is a good thing. 
Title: Re: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: thisismyusername on August 07, 2016, 06:34:46 PM
you're not Kara :doge

More like "you're not Andy."

...Or is he? :doge
Title: Re: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: chronovore on August 07, 2016, 07:19:28 PM
Pick me! Pick me!  :-*
Title: Re: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: Tasty on August 07, 2016, 08:09:51 PM
We've all been there, breh. Just be tender in the shower and when wiping.  :tophat
Title: Re: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: nudemacusers on August 07, 2016, 08:41:01 PM
just keep riding, you'll get used to the pain, and maybe come to enjoy it as well  :doge
Title: Re: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 07, 2016, 09:17:05 PM
Do dirt people now assume that you're a super auto repair expert, and thus ask you questions about their cars?
Title: Re: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 07, 2016, 09:24:09 PM
if you could pick a bore member to ride pillion during a picturesque ride through the IPA-ridden wastes of the PNW who would it be?

chrono, because he knows two men can ride, butt-to-nuts, without absolutely nothing homosexual between them except a strong embrace and a mutual appreciation of each other's masculine companionship <3
Title: Re: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: archie4208 on August 07, 2016, 09:26:18 PM
What's your opinion on the Nintendo NX?
Title: Re: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 07, 2016, 09:26:47 PM
Do dirt people now assume that you're a super auto repair expert, and thus ask you questions about their cars?

yes. slumming as white trash is awesome until they find out i'm a total fuckin' useless nerd, which is delta 5 or so minutes :brazilcry
Title: Re: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 07, 2016, 09:28:36 PM
What's your opinion on the Nintendo NX?

i like it since i don't play filthy consoles, and phone hardware has shit controls. decent handhelds let pc ubermensch slum with the excuse of "well, i can't take my watercooled quad-sli rig on a flight with me, now can i" :smug
Title: Re: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 07, 2016, 09:31:40 PM
if you could pick a bore member to ride pillion during a picturesque ride through the IPA-ridden wastes of the PNW who would it be?

chrono, because he knows two men can ride, butt-to-nuts, without absolutely nothing homosexual between them except a strong embrace and a mutual appreciation of each other's masculine companionship <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
Title: Re: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: Momo on August 08, 2016, 12:40:30 AM
Post a pic of your mount pls
Title: Re: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 08, 2016, 02:46:53 PM
which one? my glutes were battered by multiple rides that day
Title: Re: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: T-Short on August 08, 2016, 02:48:40 PM
battered by the throbbing of a long-stroking twin  :o
Title: Re: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: Momo on August 08, 2016, 02:50:28 PM
The off road bike if you have it! Two of my friends broke their collar bones respectively in the last month with off road trails, so i've been kinda interested in it.
Title: Re: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 08, 2016, 02:54:12 PM
it's a triumph tiger 800xc. the one that is actually comfortable on long hauls and off road, and the one i didn't ride that day. :-(
Title: Re: my ass hurts after a long hard ride, ask me anything
Post by: Momo on August 08, 2016, 03:07:18 PM
Looks good! I'm far too much of a pussy to ever bike though!