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Title: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on August 08, 2016, 12:44:38 AM
Srsly, wtf is wrong with you people I have to post this 2 days after the opening ceremony
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: benjipwns on August 08, 2016, 12:55:03 AM
the what now?
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Momo on August 08, 2016, 01:01:49 AM
I feel like even opening this thread gave me zika, tainted my water and made me vulnerable to vomit attacks.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: VomKriege on August 08, 2016, 01:32:18 AM
Chinese Women Volleyball team was beaten by the Netherlands  :doge
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Tasty on August 08, 2016, 01:52:29 AM
:punch PHELPS! :punch

 :american
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Trent Dole on August 08, 2016, 02:56:00 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/oVQajPL.gif)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Syph on August 08, 2016, 04:35:54 AM
kosovo got their first medal
pretty neat :doge
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: naff on August 08, 2016, 05:07:13 AM
tbh as boring as i find so many events i can see myself getting into watching the volleyball, basketball and other random sports if i had some easy way of watching online...but im not about to navigate scheduling and watch normal tv  :-X
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Mupepe on August 08, 2016, 07:49:00 AM
US got the first gold of the games with Women's Shooting :rock

The Women's Road Race yesterday was intense.  The Dutch woman who was in the lead took a horrible crash about 15 km or so from the finish.  It looked fucking brutal.  And then the American woman was in first place until 10 seconds out from the finish when she was overtaken by the 3 woman chasing group and came in 4th. 

I like the Olympics.  I basically just watched all weekend.

tbh as boring as i find so many events i can see myself getting into watching the volleyball, basketball and other random sports if i had some easy way of watching online...but im not about to navigate scheduling and watch normal tv  :-X
Are you in the US?  You can use NBC's website to watch pretty much any event.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 08, 2016, 07:53:25 AM
That crash was nasty.

I'm surprised so many well known names went out in tennis in the first round.

So far I've watched my wife watch some handball and tennis, that's it. Maybe when athletics start I'll watch some stuff. I really used to be into this stuff but it has really waned due to doping (same with the Tour).
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: curly on August 08, 2016, 08:45:47 AM
I like watching the streams of random sports so I don't have to deal with all the ways that NBC makes the games unwatchable. Weightlifting was surprisingly dramatic.

That women's road race crash was horrific. The way she was lying on the road she looked like she might be dead or paralyzed. There was a similar crash in the men's road race, cycling seems like the most dangerous event in the Olympics.

God I hate beach volleyball.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Your Stalker on August 08, 2016, 09:39:33 AM
I've mostly been watching basketball, soccer, rugby, and weightlifting; sports I normally watch anyway.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Momo on August 08, 2016, 11:19:27 AM
rugby
You watch sevens? :doge   :ufup
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: zomgee on August 08, 2016, 11:29:53 AM
tbh as boring as i find so many events i can see myself getting into watching the volleyball, basketball and other random sports if i had some easy way of watching online...but im not about to navigate scheduling and watch normal tv  :-X

The nbc app on Xbox and ps4 has everything. Like all the trials, practices, and hilarious leg breaking by the French.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Your Stalker on August 08, 2016, 12:03:09 PM
rugby
You watch sevens? :doge   :ufup

edit: fuck it you god damn right i do :pacspit
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Let's Cyber on August 08, 2016, 12:22:47 PM
That women's road race crash was horrific. The way she was lying on the road she looked like she might be dead or paralyzed. There was a similar crash in the men's road race, cycling seems like the most dangerous event in the Olympics.
It was brutal enough I questioned going for my morning ride today. 

It looked like she fishtailed and happened to counter-steer just as her front wheel hit the slick center line?  Shit freaks me out
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Tasty on August 08, 2016, 01:21:59 PM
That fucking Phelps turn :lawd :lawd Who knew he still had it in him (I did.)

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/michael-phelps-earned-his-19th-gold-medal-with-an-incre-1784955578

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--a5VQzwI---/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/xn3pc1dfpbnvoivbjxzi.gif)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on August 08, 2016, 05:55:26 PM
men's gymnastics team final just ended, Japan/Russia/China finish 1/2/3. GB in 4th US in 5th
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 08, 2016, 09:54:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zwEI2YX.jpg)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Mupepe on August 08, 2016, 10:03:04 PM
That Russian sloot looks pissed, bros
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: chronovore on August 09, 2016, 05:23:18 AM
It was nothing but female gymnastics and women's beach volleyball for a couple of nights. I felt like a 17-year-old hormone monster again.

Oh, yeah: it was nice that we won a few things. GO SPORTS!
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: curly on August 09, 2016, 06:44:40 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/08/sport/sun-yang-mack-horton-australia-china/ (http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/08/sport/sun-yang-mack-horton-australia-china/)

Quote
Hong Kong (CNN)Australia has refused to apologize after an Olympic swimmer sparked outrage by accusing China's Sun Yang of being a "drug cheat."
Speaking to the media after beating Sun by a mere .16 of a second to win the 400m freestyle gold , Mack Horton described his win as one "for the good guys."

Prior to the race, Horton said Sun, who served a three-month ban for testing positive for a banned substance in 2014, was a "drug cheat."
Australia's chef de mission Kitty Chiller flatly ruled out any chance of an apology on Tuesday, according to CNN affiliate Sky News Australia.
Quote
The Australian's comments sparked fury in China after an emotional Sun broke down in the post-race press conference, accusing Horton of deliberately trying to psych him out.
A hashtag "Sun Yang Don't Cry" quickly went viral on the Chinese web, and Horton's Facebook, Twitter and Instagram posts were flooded with comments attacking him and demanding he apologize to Sun.
:chinacry

The reaction from China's Global Times:
Quote
It's not a big deal to us. In many serious essays written by Westerners, Australia is mentioned as a country at the fringes of civilization. In some cases, they refer to the country's early history as Britain's offshore prison. This suggests that no one should be surprised at uncivilized acts emanating from the country. We should think the same way.
:dead :auscry
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: chronovore on August 09, 2016, 07:26:04 AM
Yay, sportsmanship.  :-\
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 09, 2016, 07:29:40 AM
Most likely they both use doping
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Mupepe on August 09, 2016, 08:36:26 AM
There's a lot of vitriol in these Olympics.  There's been booing of Russian athletes and lots of commentators talking about Yang too.  I'd rather people leave that shit at the door. 
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 09, 2016, 12:18:32 PM
Kara will surely win gold at the downhill existential crisis.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 09, 2016, 12:19:40 PM
Michigan grads: 6 medals.

Poland: 1 medal

:umad
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Tasty on August 09, 2016, 12:42:52 PM
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/08/micheal-phelps-hilarious-tweets-memes-rio-olympics-swimming

(http://i.imgur.com/fJO73qL.png)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 09, 2016, 03:33:48 PM
Most likely they both use doping

(http://i.imgur.com/iPtaK7C.gif)
doubt the greatness of America, brehs
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 09, 2016, 04:19:10 PM
Most likely they both use doping

(http://i.imgur.com/iPtaK7C.gif)
doubt the greatness of America, brehs

Where my dogs at?

Where my playas at?

Where hustlers at?

Where my pimps at?

USA.gif

(https://goo.gl/images/jKOApN)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 09, 2016, 04:33:51 PM
China leading in gold :usacry
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 09, 2016, 04:36:16 PM
China leading in gold :usacry

It's early

(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/olympics/2016/08/09/michael-phelps-game-face-medium_trans++O98ycFATayOMYZMYchRAhDz60MLShTGSjzQPgXOJ4Fc.jpg)

Update: Poland now trails Michigan Grads 7-1

:tocry
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: zomgee on August 10, 2016, 10:46:52 AM
China leading in gold :usacry

what?
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 10, 2016, 11:09:55 AM
China leading in gold :usacry

what?

:bow Communism :bow2
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 10, 2016, 11:12:43 AM
Update


Michigan grads : 8 medals

Poland: 1

Dat superior breeding :lawd
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Tasty on August 10, 2016, 12:00:17 PM
Phelps getting his 21st Gold :rejoice

Drug cheat Sun Yang getting a gold (http://i.imgur.com/fJO73qL.png)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 10, 2016, 12:05:07 PM
Phelps getting his 21st Gold :rejoice

Drug cheat Sun Yang getting a gold (http://i.imgur.com/fJO73qL.png)

China doesn't have one clean athlete. Gotta love them for trying to make them midgets look imposing.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 10, 2016, 12:47:06 PM
I keep checking hoping a refugee will win a medal, then I realized if they were gonna win, someone would have given them citizenship  :doge
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Momo on August 10, 2016, 12:51:13 PM
^ :doge

From the outside looking in, swimming seems to be the most drug infested sport at the Olympics, loads of suspect shit everywhere 
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 10, 2016, 01:02:38 PM
^ :doge

From the outside looking in, swimming seems to be the most drug infested sport at the Olympics, loads of suspect shit everywhere

Nah it's track, trust me.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: zomgee on August 10, 2016, 01:06:51 PM
^ :doge

From the outside looking in, swimming seems to be the most drug infested sport at the Olympics, loads of suspect shit everywhere

Nah it's track, trust me.

Not weightlifting?
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 10, 2016, 01:17:07 PM
Nah. It's track. Trust me.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Tasty on August 10, 2016, 01:39:47 PM
From what I can tell (not very much) I agree it's probably track.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 10, 2016, 01:45:38 PM
Doping starts with track, goes to the NFL, then the NBA, then the dumbasses in baseball. Usually by baseball shit is detectable anyway.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Tasty on August 10, 2016, 03:12:36 PM
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--TX5DmPyh--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/kyklrinw7aluu7tjwohi.gif)

This is the most beautiful GIF of all time. Get fucked le Clos.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Trent Dole on August 10, 2016, 04:24:12 PM
..how many 'last olympics' is Phelps going to have? :lol
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Tasty on August 10, 2016, 04:25:56 PM
..how many 'last olympics' is Phelps going to have? :lol

This is definitely his last one. He only came back because le Clos was talking shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh9jAD1ofm4

:lawd :preach :rejoice
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Trent Dole on August 10, 2016, 04:55:07 PM
So he returned out of spite to shut someone else down? :neogaf
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Tasty on August 10, 2016, 04:56:40 PM
So he returned out of spite to shut someone else down? :neogaf

Is there anything more American?  :american

He also thought the competition was really weak in general and he could probably rack up a few more gold medals to cement his place as the most decorated athlete of all time. He was right, of course.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 10, 2016, 05:06:28 PM
So he returned out of spite to shut someone else down? :neogaf

Just like when MJ came back to shit on the Jazz.  :hitler
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: curly on August 10, 2016, 05:47:30 PM
Phelps getting his 21st Gold :rejoice

Drug cheat Sun Yang getting a gold (http://i.imgur.com/fJO73qL.png)
At least Sun Yang's doping is based on actual science unlike the American dumbass who's promoting dangerous quackery to an international audience :bolo
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 10, 2016, 11:30:04 PM
USA DESTROY!

*claps and eats cheeseburger.

Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 10, 2016, 11:34:26 PM
So he returned out of spite to shut someone else down? :neogaf

Get bent by superior Michigan athletic performance son.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BemrQOzMVWo



https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V79oJLy7LjU


Signed by all rights,

A U of M guy.  :lawd
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Momo on August 11, 2016, 12:50:57 AM
^ :doge

From the outside looking in, swimming seems to be the most drug infested sport at the Olympics, loads of suspect shit everywhere

Nah it's track, trust me.
The way records are broken in swimming is like watching Bork Laser say 'i'm a jacked white boy' - can't deal with it.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: VomKriege on August 11, 2016, 01:29:10 AM
^ :doge

From the outside looking in, swimming seems to be the most drug infested sport at the Olympics, loads of suspect shit everywhere

Nah it's track, trust me.

I'd have said all or most of them :yeshrug
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 11, 2016, 09:09:34 AM
USA DESTROY!

*claps and eats cheeseburger.

Yaaasss Queen SLAY!!!
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 12, 2016, 12:14:36 PM
Phelps just won his 13th gold medal, surpassing Leonidas of Rhodes for most decorated Olympian ever.  :leon
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 12, 2016, 12:15:56 PM
cant wait for the doping scandal and him being stripped of all
medals
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 12, 2016, 12:21:05 PM
Lol nope.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2016, 12:24:19 PM
cant wait for the doping scandal and him being stripped of all
medals

:umad
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2016, 03:15:33 PM
https://twitter.com/stas8t/status/764095077153017856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

:ryker
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: nudemacusers on August 12, 2016, 03:17:12 PM
SO LITERALLY USA IS NUMBER ONE
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 12, 2016, 03:36:35 PM
https://twitter.com/stas8t/status/764095077153017856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

:ryker

Abrahamic religions (http://i.imgur.com/rmIyrpl.png)


edit: sry, forgot to log in to my PD account
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Your Stalker on August 12, 2016, 05:46:32 PM
a fake egyptian and a fake jew (http://i.imgur.com/PEV3Pjr.png)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 13, 2016, 01:16:08 PM
The US currently leads in gold, silver, and bronze
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 13, 2016, 01:21:08 PM
(https://mobile.twitter.com/woodymlb4/status/717202102301237248/photo/1)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 13, 2016, 01:23:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWKpyXcV0DM

First American woman to win gold in shot-put.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 13, 2016, 01:24:21 PM
 :usacry

So much win.

(http://cdn1.thecomeback.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/jordan_piccolo-640x356.jpg)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 13, 2016, 10:24:35 PM
Yaass King SLAY!!
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Momo on August 14, 2016, 04:10:19 AM
cant wait for the doping scandal and him being stripped of all
medals
I dont think he's ever getting caught (if he was juicing), these guys have better lab support that's always ahead of the people testing.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: T-Short on August 14, 2016, 07:25:35 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/irish-brothers-odonovan-interview-rio-2016_us_57af02d5e4b071840411980b (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/irish-brothers-odonovan-interview-rio-2016_us_57af02d5e4b071840411980b)

Quality irish
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: VomKriege on August 14, 2016, 07:34:50 AM
cant wait for the doping scandal and him being stripped of all
medals
I dont think he's ever getting caught (if he was juicing), these guys have better lab support that's always ahead of the people testing.

They caught Marion Jones. Not that it really matters. Audiences are not at ease with peeking behind the curtain.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Momo on August 14, 2016, 08:08:41 AM
Yeah, but not through testing, they caught her cause some dude told on her.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Tasty on August 14, 2016, 11:56:26 AM
View of Phelp's final win from a Boston dive bar:

https://youtu.be/SMGW6RPOon8

:rock :american :rock :american :rock
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 14, 2016, 04:47:17 PM
The US just keeps adding medals. Ridic
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 14, 2016, 06:06:35 PM
Bolt gonna get that 100 or no?

Btw at my fastest I ran around a 4.32 40 (I'd smash Poland at age 39 for instance)

He at like some stupid 4.15 level.

I've always man crushed on that dude. Him and Bo are the two best athletes I've ever witnessed.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 14, 2016, 07:33:58 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/14/sports/olympics/monica-puig-angelique-kerber-puerto-rico-tennis.html

We'll count this one too, thank you very much. :smug #AmericanImperialism
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Beezy on August 14, 2016, 08:46:24 PM
Bolt gonna get that 100 or no?

Of course he is. Olympic games always seems to bring out the best in him and no one there can touch his records.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 14, 2016, 10:05:43 PM
And he did.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 15, 2016, 12:59:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/friurnr.jpg)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Take My Breh Away on August 15, 2016, 01:05:51 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/irish-brothers-odonovan-interview-rio-2016_us_57af02d5e4b071840411980b (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/irish-brothers-odonovan-interview-rio-2016_us_57af02d5e4b071840411980b)

Quality irish

Makes up for all our boxers going out in the first rounds after we dominated London (http://i.imgur.com/P6HxgNP.png)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Syph on August 15, 2016, 04:13:43 PM
so Andy Murray got interviewed and the reporter said he was the first person to win two golds and now people are losing their fucking minds because he forgot about Serena and Venus and this is all a patriarchal plot oh woe the misogyny women aren't people etc etc
what a world we live in folks  :shaq2
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: T-Short on August 16, 2016, 10:14:49 AM
http://www.vice.com/read/a-pole-vaulters-penis-ended-his-olympic-dream-vgtrn (http://www.vice.com/read/a-pole-vaulters-penis-ended-his-olympic-dream-vgtrn)

More misandry at the olympics  :woody
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Tasty on August 16, 2016, 10:21:51 AM
Should have tucked.

Alternatively, surprised to see he was Japanese. :doge
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Take My Breh Away on August 16, 2016, 11:42:30 AM
Boxing judges creating a shit ton of talent who will go pro after they robbed them in favor of Russian bribes.

http://www.skysports.com/boxing/news/12183/10539100/olympic-boxing-judging-controversy-as-michael-conlan-heads-home-to-ireland

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/765564234046537728

Even better. The IOC were warned about it before the games started and did nothing. :doge

 https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/aug/01/rio-2016-olympics-boxing-corruption-allegations?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Tweet
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: fizzel on August 16, 2016, 02:13:02 PM
Fucking hell at Team GB.

Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 16, 2016, 02:14:29 PM
Fucking hell at Team GB.

When I think of countries that bring about great athletes GB doesn't even enter the top 10. Not sure what you were expecting?
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 16, 2016, 03:00:55 PM
Man, Hope Solo wasn't wrong about the Swedish team, they are cowards. I hate teams that park the bus. I hope they get their asses beat next game.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: fizzel on August 16, 2016, 05:01:40 PM
Fucking hell at Team GB.

When I think of countries that bring about great athletes GB doesn't even enter the top 10. Not sure what you were expecting?

Not to be beating the chinks, hence the post.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Samson Manhug on August 17, 2016, 07:22:52 AM
Great Britain is third in all-time Olympic medal count.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 17, 2016, 08:42:08 AM
Somebody has to win the stupid rowing and crew events. When is the last time they won a sport anybody cares about?

Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 17, 2016, 08:43:29 AM
I do love the fact I trigger your lower middle class ass though :lawd

Got you googling GB medal history totally shook :umad
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: chronovore on August 17, 2016, 08:44:21 AM
Should have tucked.

Alternatively, surprised to see he was Japanese. :doge

Not only that, dude has a magnificent ass, and comes from a land of ass-less people.  ???
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Tasty on August 17, 2016, 11:50:13 AM
Should have tucked.

Alternatively, surprised to see he was Japanese. :doge

Not only that, dude has a magnificent ass, and comes from a land of ass-less people.  ???

Well he is an athlete. :supergay
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 19, 2016, 12:27:00 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqG4E9QUAAAEsn_.jpg)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 19, 2016, 12:29:45 AM
Should have tucked.

Alternatively, surprised to see he was Japanese. :doge

Not only that, dude has a magnificent ass, and comes from a land of ass-less people.  ???

Well he is an athlete. :supergay

Damn right, we got them based genetics breh
 :respect
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Kara on August 19, 2016, 12:53:58 AM
cant wait for the doping scandal and him being stripped of all
medals

USOC and its various appendages are quite adroit at doping with things that aren't technically doping yet. (Blood doping in 84 immediately comes to mind.)

Who cares though? :bow GDR women's swim team :bow2
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Kara on August 19, 2016, 12:57:07 AM
Also it cracks me the fuck up that keirin is an Olympic event. It's literally horse racing (seedy gambling and all) with humans in the real world.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 19, 2016, 02:12:02 AM
Seriously though

(http://citizentv.co.ke/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/NYAIRERA-POSE.jpg)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: curly on August 19, 2016, 02:52:09 AM
I do love the fact I trigger your lower middle class ass though :lawd

Got you googling GB medal history totally shook :umad

Wow dude congrats on getting someone to point out for the millionth time you're an idiot
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Momo on August 19, 2016, 03:12:09 AM
Seriously though

(http://citizentv.co.ke/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/NYAIRERA-POSE.jpg)
:doge
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 21, 2016, 03:18:05 PM
The scamming continues

everyone is free to do whatever but lets keep the playing field even in sports as much as possible otherwise just wrap it up

(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/olympics/2016/08/11/CasterSemenya-large_trans++piVx42joSuAkZ0bE9ijUnGH28ZiNHzwg9svuZLxrn1U.jpg)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 21, 2016, 03:23:15 PM
totes legit

(http://i.imgur.com/RNzlLxW.jpg)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Huff on August 21, 2016, 04:05:02 PM
Sorry your country sucks
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 21, 2016, 04:16:47 PM
serbia  :pacspit

durant and thompson showing what the warriors gonna look like
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Huff on August 21, 2016, 04:19:30 PM
They were just teasing Serbia in that first quarter.

Never had a chance
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 21, 2016, 09:20:50 PM
AIA triggered af

https://twitter.com/nippon_en/status/767527479489671168
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 22, 2016, 12:14:27 AM
Can't wait to see all the Nintendo stuff in 2020. :neogaf

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Can't wait to see all the anime stuff in 2020. :lawd :uguu
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Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 22, 2016, 01:06:41 AM
Sorry your country sucks

pretty sure we got more medals
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Trent Dole on August 22, 2016, 05:52:40 AM
I didn't watch a minute of this shit. 8)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Huff on August 22, 2016, 07:21:04 AM
Sorry your country sucks

pretty sure we got more medals

than who?

my college finished with more medals than poland
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 22, 2016, 07:39:12 AM
Sorry your country sucks

pretty sure we got more medals

than who?

my college finished with more medals than poland

Mine too :brazilcry
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 22, 2016, 07:42:01 AM
I meant Europe > US.

Always has. Always will.

Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 22, 2016, 07:50:14 AM
I meant Europe > US.

Always has. Always will.

LOL keep deluding yourself. Your economy is in shambles, you require baby brother for defense, as noted by all our bases over there. Let me look for a Polish base in America...ohh....,and really nobody discusses you guys anymore outside of your little barely bigger than Texas sized continent.

The only reason anybody cares currently is watching you idiots fuck up the Brexit situation.

It's cute, your pride though :lawd
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 22, 2016, 07:54:55 AM
Oh and if you were simply talking about the olympics, :umad
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 22, 2016, 07:55:36 AM
man bro if not for us you'd still be living in a mudhut tho eatin carrion beetles and whatnot hunting gazelles with a bamboo speer

spoiler (click to show/hide)
am I doing this right?
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Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 22, 2016, 07:57:27 AM
man bro if not for us you'd still be living in a mudhut tho eatin carrion beetles and whatnot hunting gazelles with a bamboo speer

spoiler (click to show/hide)
am I doing this right?
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So you're asking me to thank you for slavery? Last guy that did that needed a dental bridge afterward.  :cmonson
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 22, 2016, 08:01:30 AM
triggered
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 22, 2016, 08:03:32 AM
triggered

Well joking about slavery is like joking about the Polish history of being buttfucked by Germany or Russia for the last 500 years. Except one of us actually got out and made something of ourselves.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 22, 2016, 08:07:33 AM
arent people in africa still living in huts dying of hunger tho chopping heads off like its 1200

your progress is duly noted
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 22, 2016, 08:08:35 AM
arent people in africa still living in huts dying of hunger tho chopping heads off like its 1200

Do you guys speak Russian or German when you take a dick up your ass?


And yes, we have the leader of the most important nation on the planet. We appreciate your acknowledgement.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 22, 2016, 08:13:13 AM
wow maybe he can hook up his brothers and sisters with running water and some crackers

such great

much amaze
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 22, 2016, 08:17:02 AM
wow maybe he can hook up his brothers and sisters with running water and some crackers

such great

much amaze

Googles Polish American Presidents*

"Sorry no results found, did you mean African American presidents or were you looking for Pierogis?
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 22, 2016, 08:25:31 AM
googles polish americans shot by police while picknicking with family
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 22, 2016, 08:26:40 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qLvqjmJJkDo


:umad
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 22, 2016, 08:28:48 AM
good good

Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 22, 2016, 08:33:43 AM
hard to be angry at a thug getting capped aia, this is weak trolling

expected at least a pic of bodies in auschwitz with an arrow pointing to one saying *your grandpa*
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 22, 2016, 09:16:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/xBee3F5.gif)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2016, 09:32:57 AM
Impressive showing from GB, finishing ahead of China.

But we already know who the king is brehs. USA USA USA.

and salute all the #BlackExcellence, including Bolt who is an honorary American
(http://i.imgur.com/xRrW0TE.gif)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Samson Manhug on August 22, 2016, 09:39:03 AM
The EU made its own medal tracker:

(http://i.imgur.com/h933pB0.png)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 22, 2016, 09:40:22 AM
No contest really

EU number 1
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Samson Manhug on August 22, 2016, 09:42:37 AM
.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 22, 2016, 09:44:48 AM
Damn no contest

(http://i.imgur.com/S3OPMDF.jpg)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 22, 2016, 09:54:10 AM
the colonies of Asia, America, Africa and Australia are doing pretty good when added up together
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 22, 2016, 09:55:01 AM
Why is the EU still counting GB's medals?
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 22, 2016, 09:55:44 AM
Cuz they havent left, wont until 2020 prob, if it even happens

GB prob won't exist by then either so

will still count as Europe though
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Huff on August 22, 2016, 10:04:00 AM
The my continent is better than your continent is an angle I didn't expect tbh


Poland still sucks btw
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Tasty on August 22, 2016, 10:20:08 AM
I meant Europe > US.

Always has. Always will.

Does this really make sense though? The EU isn't as interconnected as the US, doesn't span the whole continent, features more wildly-varying cultures than any two given US states, and is pretty much crumbling apart as I type this. 🤔
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 22, 2016, 10:40:20 AM
diversity is strength andy, we welcome all races, creeds and sexualties, you wont get shot after being pulled over in merkels europe*

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eu =/= europe
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Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Beezy on August 22, 2016, 11:08:28 AM
and salute all the #BlackExcellence, including Bolt who is an honorary American
:confused
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Tasty on August 22, 2016, 11:25:00 AM
diversity is strength andy, we welcome all races, creeds and sexualties, you wont get shot after being pulled over in merkels europe*

spoiler (click to show/hide)
eu =/= europe
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What about the roma doe
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 22, 2016, 11:27:50 AM
and salute all the #BlackExcellence, including Bolt who is an honorary American
:confused

He got with some big-booty Brazilian girl while he was in Rio, this is the American Way.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 22, 2016, 01:14:11 PM
There is no way y'all are positing that smashing a thick lady is somehow more American than Jamaican, right?
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2016, 01:22:36 PM
and salute all the #BlackExcellence, including Bolt who is an honorary American
:confused

He got with some big-booty Brazilian girl while he was in Rio, this is the American Way.
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/brazilian-escort-uploads-photos-of-usain-bolt-cheating-on-his-girlfriend.456570/

Americans make mistakes sometimes, right Beezy
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: fizzel on August 22, 2016, 04:38:06 PM
The EU made its own medal tracker:

(http://i.imgur.com/h933pB0.png)

If they're playing that game...

(http://i.imgur.com/d0gH0kP.jpg)

Embrace the Anglosphere deep dicking.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: T-Short on August 22, 2016, 05:20:16 PM
The EU made its own medal tracker:

(http://i.imgur.com/h933pB0.png)

If they're playing that game...

(http://i.imgur.com/d0gH0kP.jpg)

Embrace the Anglosphere deep dicking.

Tory MP:s way ahead of you here https://twitter.com/HeatherWheeler/status/767756321219379201 (https://twitter.com/HeatherWheeler/status/767756321219379201)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2016, 06:15:52 PM
https://twitter.com/oreillyfactor/status/767840916707024899
checkmate liberals/euro trash
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 22, 2016, 07:40:07 PM
Can somebody please just give PD a deep ducking already? He's trying so hard...
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Beezy on August 22, 2016, 07:45:13 PM
and salute all the #BlackExcellence, including Bolt who is an honorary American
:confused

He got with some big-booty Brazilian girl while he was in Rio, this is the American Way.
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/brazilian-escort-uploads-photos-of-usain-bolt-cheating-on-his-girlfriend.456570/

Americans make mistakes sometimes, right Beezy
Lol I already heard about this. Jamaican men are known for cheating, but why cheat with someone who doesn't look even half as good as your girl?
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 22, 2016, 11:56:11 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqfYctAWAAUxDgf.jpg)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 23, 2016, 01:06:24 AM
puts everything into perspective
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 23, 2016, 01:07:32 AM
and salute all the #BlackExcellence, including Bolt who is an honorary American
:confused

He got with some big-booty Brazilian girl while he was in Rio, this is the American Way.
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/brazilian-escort-uploads-photos-of-usain-bolt-cheating-on-his-girlfriend.456570/

Americans make mistakes sometimes, right Beezy
Lol I already heard about this. Jamaican men are known for cheating, but why cheat with someone who doesn't look even half as good as your girl?

cheating is not about trading up in looks but the thrill of the moment
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: curly on August 23, 2016, 01:12:46 AM
North Korea with the value buy
Showing China how to run a communist sports program :lawd
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Trent Dole on August 23, 2016, 01:17:31 AM
Wow, Polska hate. So tell us your thoughts about the Jews while you're at it :hitler
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Tasty on August 23, 2016, 01:23:01 AM
Medals per GDP :lol :lol
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 23, 2016, 03:02:38 AM
Well it makes sense, the richer you are the better you perform. Most people know this no.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Samson Manhug on August 23, 2016, 09:04:36 AM
I want to see medals per Gini coefficient and medals per infant mortality rate.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 23, 2016, 09:15:19 AM
How about medals per average connection speed?
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 23, 2016, 09:30:37 AM
Medals per incarceration rate. :lawd
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Momo on August 23, 2016, 11:41:58 AM
I'm glad I had very little involvement in this shit hole of a thread
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 23, 2016, 11:45:06 AM
I'm glad I had very little involvement in this shit hole of a thread

But yet here you are drive by shitposting anyway. God you're stupid.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on August 23, 2016, 12:57:27 PM
Likes per shitpost :lawd
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 23, 2016, 03:26:59 PM
I really had a hard time giving a shit about the olympics this round.  But then I saw this...

man bro if not for us you'd still be living in a mudhut tho eatin carrion beetles and whatnot hunting gazelles with a bamboo speer

spoiler (click to show/hide)
am I doing this right?
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Did Kosma really ask A_I_A to thank him for slavery?  This might even be more egregious than the time he thought Roman Polanski should be free because he is Polish.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 23, 2016, 03:42:58 PM
Well it makes sense, the richer you are the better you perform. Most people know this no.
This doesn't apply to stroke game from what I've heard.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 24, 2016, 04:12:21 AM
Medals per incarceration rate. :lawd

Imagine how the US would dominate if
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Fifstar on August 24, 2016, 08:04:45 AM
Well it makes sense, the richer you are the better you perform. Most people know this no.
This doesn't apply to stroke game from what I've heard.

Did not expect that A_I_A like
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Dennis on August 24, 2016, 11:21:36 AM
We won!

US and China blown the fuck out.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cqdio-1XgAAitsS.jpg)
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 24, 2016, 12:34:37 PM
That's weird, I didn't see anyone competing under the EU flag  :doge
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 24, 2016, 01:22:42 PM
That's weird, I didn't see anyone competing under the EU flag  :doge

He's grasping for any reason for that country to matter. They all hate each other this is why they will never be more than a bunch of California broke ass fuckboy nations over there.
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Tasty on August 24, 2016, 02:56:12 PM
they will never be more than a bunch of California broke ass fuckboy nations over there.

N e w s f e e d :dead
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 24, 2016, 03:45:45 PM
90% of americans would sell their family to get a eu passport  :lol
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Tasty on August 24, 2016, 03:48:28 PM
90% of americans would sell their family to get a eu passport  :lol

:confused

Other way around. :hitler
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 24, 2016, 03:51:48 PM
We won!

US and China blown the fuck out.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cqdio-1XgAAitsS.jpg)
Why is the US a female.

#cantrelate
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 24, 2016, 04:04:40 PM
90% of americans would sell their family to get a eu passport  :lol

 :woody
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Kara on August 24, 2016, 04:10:43 PM
If I had more time I would start a thread: "The Bore Decides: Kosma Post or Statement by a Kaczynski Brother?"
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 24, 2016, 04:12:47 PM
90% of americans would sell their family to get a eu passport  :lol

 :idont
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 24, 2016, 05:46:37 PM
90% of americans would sell their family to get a eu passport  :lol
Bitch, we're Americans. We don't even know if there's a thing such as an EU passport because we don't fucking need to leave this awesome country.

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seriously, there's such a thing as eu passport? :doge
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Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 24, 2016, 06:43:08 PM
I am a citizen of the world and therefore use a world passport (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Passport). :smug :expert
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 24, 2016, 06:46:06 PM
Lived in Germany. Would not trade my kids for a German passport :kobeyuck
Title: Re: Olympics thread of official medal count hand-wringing
Post by: chronovore on August 24, 2016, 07:57:42 PM
Lived in Germany. Would not trade my kids for a German passport :kobeyuck
AiA  once again proves himself part of the 10%.