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Title: acceptable hats?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 16, 2016, 11:39:14 PM
So is the only acceptable hat on men a regular forwards baseball cap?

obvs none of this stuff applies to the 1% of men with an actual sense of style, but for this sort of post they can be safely ignored I think.
Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 16, 2016, 11:51:34 PM
Are you a cool person? Any hat is acceptable.

Are you an uncool person? Don't bother.
Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: Dennis on August 16, 2016, 11:54:10 PM
So is the only acceptable hat on men a regular forwards baseball cap?

These are not acceptable.

Never looks good.

Are you good looking? You may be able to pull off wearing a hat.

Are you not good looking? You are going to look like an idiot with a hat. Except maybe a hard hat at a construction site.
Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 16, 2016, 11:56:55 PM
So is the only acceptable hat on men a regular forwards baseball cap?

These are not acceptable.

Never looks good.

older black dude in a black baseball cap sitting by the opposite wall of this starbucks rn disproves yr claim.
Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: toku on August 17, 2016, 12:19:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/5HAOywc.gif)
Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: Brehvolution on August 17, 2016, 12:23:31 AM
The great thing about  'merica is that it doesn't matter. Wear whatever. I saw a kid with a poop emoji sign on his head. I condemned him internally but whatever. Ride on, breh.
Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: Momo on August 17, 2016, 01:02:40 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/flfKRrS.jpg)
Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 17, 2016, 01:09:06 AM
(https://cdn-img-1.wanelo.com/p/15c/223/ff0/28c7d1a5e70996d42ffa65b/x354-q80.jpg)
Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: nudemacusers on August 17, 2016, 07:12:34 AM
ball caps are the only cool hats. make sure it's leather or some other sort of premium material.
Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: Yeti on August 17, 2016, 07:38:34 AM
Someone bring back those beanie caps with the little propeller on top.
Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: bork on August 17, 2016, 08:31:29 AM
 :tophat
(http://www.clipartbest.com/cliparts/9T4/aMM/9T4aMMXTE.png)
Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: chronovore on August 17, 2016, 08:40:25 AM
Someone bring back those beanie caps with the little propeller on top.

I'm in!
Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 17, 2016, 08:40:56 AM
Hats are tricky. I have a few cabbie hats and some ball caps but I'm black and by nature make them look good :yeshrug
Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: VomKriege on August 17, 2016, 08:51:17 AM
Any soft hat (like army and bucket ones) or cap (not only baseball but the flat worker ones) is pretty easy to wear. Main use is to provide cover from weather anyway so who the fuck cares anyway ? Anything classier probably needs to be assorted to the rest of your clothes though.
Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 17, 2016, 09:28:09 AM
Robe and wizard hat.
Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 17, 2016, 06:00:53 PM
ball caps are the only cool hats. make sure it's leather or some other sort of premium material.

thx for confirmation and elucidation.
Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: nudemacusers on August 17, 2016, 06:23:02 PM
Yeah I should add I am referring to cacs. Black persons can wear many more types of hat and be cool.

White guy in a kangol :donot
Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: naff on August 17, 2016, 10:24:19 PM
i would scoff at people doing the beanie double roll, fuggin poseurs. went to a cool gig when it was real cold the other night, double rolled my beanie, got 3 compliments on my cool beanie and some goading from my friends because i've ragged on this style before, but im impressionable and easily swayed by popular culture. im not one to rock the boat.

Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: eleuin on August 17, 2016, 10:37:20 PM
only way to wear a beanie is slouchy

if you can't hide enough snacks inside of it to get through movie I don't wanna see it
Title: Re: acceptable hats?
Post by: naff on August 17, 2016, 11:03:04 PM
I can def get behind a sweet ushanka

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-uWSSr2v8D5s/UCpplzmF_NI/AAAAAAAAIWk/Bugbl9CutNo/s1600/george-costanza.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/1f/bd/2c/1fbd2c67ffdf4eb71c52629cb3169bac.jpg)