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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: nudemacusers on August 20, 2016, 09:54:39 AM

Title: which do u prefer? and y?
Post by: nudemacusers on August 20, 2016, 09:54:39 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2016, 09:46:22 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on August 19, 2016, 11:41:48 PM
If you think me being an uncut fan is a size-queen... :-\
Wow don't talk to me about dick again. Uncut dicks disqualify you from these conversations bro.
:doge
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Post by: Rufus on August 20, 2016, 09:57:16 AM: One vote for my uncut brethren.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 20, 2016, 10:12:11 AM: Circumcision is barbaric, tbh
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 20, 2016, 10:20:10 AM: x.
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 20, 2016, 10:27:28 AM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 20, 2016, 10:12:11 AM
Circumcision is barbaric, tbh
it's worth it to make dicks look good.

carrot tip :holeup

acorn tip : :gladbron
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Post by: Rufus on August 20, 2016, 10:30:00 AM: You can have 'acorn tips' without surgical intervention. I am living proof. :hitler
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 20, 2016, 10:47:30 AM: if you think i'm going to ask to see your dick :donot

pm pls :shaq
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2016, 10:58:57 AM: I wouldn't wear a turtleneck on my chest, why the fuck would I wear one on my dick? Here are the facts. I'm not talking sexual attraction, I'm just talking aesthetics and high end shit: a circumcised dick is the best designed exterior piece of the human body. Breasts are cool, I like legs, etc but none of that really hangs with a circumcised dick on a purely aesthetics basis.

An uncircumcised dick is poorly designed. First off it's weird, and the extra skin is a burden. There's also the smegma issue. Finally and most importantly I believe it can actively hurt your stroke game. If I'm digging a hole I want a sharp tipped shovel - I don't want a flat shovel. The circumcised dick is built specifically for your stroke game. Uncut has trouble going in and out consistently - at least theoretically since I've never lowered myself to watch porn featuring uncut dicks. I also think the design could result in nuts just oozing out, which is disgusting. Whereas a cut dick is going to explode like a dick should explode.

In conclusion don't be mad Jews created something dope. Enjoy that shit and keep it moving.
(http://i.imgur.com/QIebyvO.png)
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 20, 2016, 11:01:16 AM: thank u for ur thoughtful objective (and true) analysis. i bet those uncut voters are having a brexit moment right now.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 20, 2016, 11:08:02 AM: Like none of that shit is true. Sorry you were brutalized as a baby, I was too.
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 20, 2016, 11:14:01 AM: just want to point out that the poll bar for cut is longer :snob
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 20, 2016, 11:15:02 AM: You frontin like no one saw your edit
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Post by: thisismyusername on August 20, 2016, 11:17:36 AM: So this is where the Bore turns even further into NeoGAF, huh?

Are you going to make a thread when Lager says he doesn't tip ( :doge) in bars?
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Post by: helios on August 20, 2016, 11:35:44 AM: It is better to be without that burdensome extra piece of skin. The penis is a weapon and must not be sheathed in such a way.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 20, 2016, 11:43:53 AM: Quote from: thisismyusername on August 20, 2016, 11:17:36 AM
So this is where the Bore turns even further into NeoGAF, huh?

Are you going to make a thread when Lager says he doesn't tip ( :doge) in bars?
that's old gaf. that's gone.

Now it'd be "How can you foreskin shame me!"
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Post by: Mupepe on August 20, 2016, 11:47:50 AM: Quote from: helios on August 20, 2016, 11:35:44 AM
It is better to be without that burdensome extra piece of skin. The penis is a weapon and must not be sheathed in such a way.
Bullshit. Walk around with a gun not in a holster and see how that works out for you.
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Post by: Beezy on August 20, 2016, 11:51:58 AM: This topic will never die :lol

As an uncut heathen, I can confirm that all of PD's theories are all bullshit. During erection, there's no difference between cut and uncut.
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Post by: king of the internet on August 20, 2016, 11:52:55 AM: Clean dicks. :jawalrus

Don't really touch other people's dinguses but still I don't really get why you'd want all that extra floppy shit on there. :yuck
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Post by: thisismyusername on August 20, 2016, 11:59:39 AM: Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on August 20, 2016, 11:43:53 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on August 20, 2016, 11:17:36 AM
So this is where the Bore turns even further into NeoGAF, huh?

Are you going to make a thread when Lager says he doesn't tip ( :doge) in bars?
that's old gaf. that's gone.

Now it'd be "How can you foreskin shame me!"

Ah, right. Alright:

PD! HOW CAN YOU FORESKIN SHAME ME! CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, CUT-LORD. JUST BECAUSE I PREFER NATURAL DICKS DOESN'T MEAN #ALLDICKSDONTMATTER.

There. Peak-current GAF now.
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Post by: helios on August 20, 2016, 12:03:29 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on August 20, 2016, 11:47:50 AM
Quote from: helios on August 20, 2016, 11:35:44 AM
It is better to be without that burdensome extra piece of skin. The penis is a weapon and must not be sheathed in such a way.
Bullshit. Walk around with a gun not in a holster and see how that works out for you.

It'd be the same thing if I'm walking with my dick out. I'm gonna try both at the same time and see what happens.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 20, 2016, 12:18:51 PM: cutting a dick is mutilation

Quote from: thisismyusername on August 20, 2016, 11:17:36 AM
So this is where the Bore turns even further into NeoGAF, huh?

Are you going to make a thread when Lager says he doesn't tip ( :doge) in bars?

Only tip when service is exceptional in Europe, in the US always of course because your system is distinguished mentally-challenged like no inlcuding VAT in visible prices

and I worked in a bar for like 5 years
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 20, 2016, 12:46:03 PM: I've never felt so rejected PD. Your prejudice of turtlenecks is hurtful.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 20, 2016, 12:47:48 PM: I just realized what it's like to be the victim of a majority oppressor.
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Post by: Tasty on August 20, 2016, 12:50:21 PM: Both are pretty cool.

Except uncut when soft and there's a ton of extra skin. :yuck

Otherwise when hard they're both totes great. 8)
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 20, 2016, 12:51:17 PM: Could we please modify the brown/black folk thread title to be inclusive of other minority groups, like turtleneckers, please.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 20, 2016, 12:52:59 PM: ... I mean I'm already one of the most active posters in that thread so ...
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Post by: thisismyusername on August 20, 2016, 01:29:23 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 20, 2016, 12:50:21 PM
Both are pretty cool.

Except uncut when soft and there's a ton of extra skin. :yuck

Otherwise when hard they're both totes great. 8)

Depends. Those are actually pretty good. :doge
Title: Re: which do u prefer? and y?
Post by: Tasty on August 20, 2016, 01:34:09 PM: :nsfw

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8f/Long_foreskin.JPG)
[close]

:kobeyuck Yeah, no thanks.
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Post by: thisismyusername on August 20, 2016, 01:35:48 PM: Not knowing the glory that is "docking" with those. :gurl
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Post by: Tasty on August 20, 2016, 01:38:44 PM: Docking is a waste of time.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2016, 02:03:43 PM: What are you talking about?
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Post by: thisismyusername on August 20, 2016, 02:29:12 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2016, 02:03:43 PM
What are you talking about?

:point You honestly expect me to believe you don't know the lingo.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 20, 2016, 02:29:51 PM: O, PD
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Post by: Beezy on August 20, 2016, 02:30:00 PM: Tasty wtf. Yall can have this thread. I'm out.
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Post by: thisismyusername on August 20, 2016, 02:32:12 PM: Quote from: Beezy on August 20, 2016, 02:30:00 PM
Tasty wtf. Yall can have this thread. I'm out.

Well, at least we now know Beezy doesn't have extra. :doge
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2016, 02:34:52 PM: Quote from: thisismyusername on August 20, 2016, 02:29:12 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2016, 02:03:43 PM
What are you talking about?

:point You honestly expect me to believe you don't know the lingo.
Real talk I don't know this.

I know what frotting is though.
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Post by: thisismyusername on August 20, 2016, 02:36:42 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 20, 2016, 01:38:44 PM
Docking is a waste of time.

It's good for those moments where you go "<name> open the pod-bay doors" and make sci-fi door "whoosh-whoosh" sounds though. :doge :lol
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Post by: toku on August 20, 2016, 04:23:49 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/BXWnUQG.gif)
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Post by: Rufus on August 20, 2016, 07:13:55 PM: Quote from: 213372bu on August 20, 2016, 11:17:48 AM
Jesus, our lord and savior created perfectly in His image, was cut.

Take a minute to think about that brehs.
Now hold on... He was born cut? :doge
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Post by: Trent Dole on August 20, 2016, 07:48:08 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI3kOCjZ2TM
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Post by: Your Stalker on August 20, 2016, 08:16:24 PM: my foreskin doesn't even cover my whole head idk what u fegs are talking about
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Post by: Himu on August 20, 2016, 08:19:58 PM: Uncut is more manly. A thick uncut cock is the hottest thing in the world. Uncut is more manly because it's like taking a sword out of a hilt. Cut is pretty and little else. Might as well wrap a bow on it and put lipstick on it. Uncut also feels better because there's a bit "extra". Getting an uncut dick hard is also more hot because you get to play with the skin as it gets hard. Uncut penises are also very sensitive which in results in better sex for both of you because he's trying to fuck your brains out because it feels so good. Never had a cut penis feel as good as an uncut one.

A black uncut dick is hot af.

Circumcision is mutilation.
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Post by: thisismyusername on August 20, 2016, 08:51:03 PM: Quote from: Your Stalker on August 20, 2016, 08:16:24 PM
my foreskin doesn't even cover my whole head idk what u fegs are talking about

Pics. :phil

Quote from: Queen of Ice on August 20, 2016, 08:19:58 PM
Circumcision is mutilation.

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 20, 2016, 10:12:11 AM
Circumcision is barbaric, tbh

:preach

Every cut fan that is straight doesn't have a pot to pee in when it comes to this because if you said "what about female circumcision though?" they'd balk and go "NAH MAN THAT'S BARBARIC!"
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 20, 2016, 09:17:19 PM: Had to reset the poll; some weird glitch put the uncut option ahead :doge
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 20, 2016, 10:30:13 PM: Hmm again...Reporting these errors to the forum admin :doge
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2016, 10:35:47 PM: comparing male and female circumcision? I thought you hated tumblr logic, thisismyusername :doge
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Post by: thisismyusername on August 20, 2016, 11:11:13 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on August 20, 2016, 09:17:19 PM
Had to reset the poll; some weird glitch put the uncut option ahead :doge

:umad (I didn't even vote uncut because I was being fair and abstaining from the vote due to the post that caused this. So I was in the straight-bore option to be neutral.)

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2016, 10:35:47 PM
comparing male and female circumcision? I thought you hated tumblr logic, thisismyusername :doge

And you, too. That's not tumblr logic. You can't support one and then support the other due to religious grounds. It's the same thing, you're cutting off someones sexual skin without their choice most of the time. Those babies that get circumcised had no say in it. You want to get circumcised later in life? Fine with me, that's the person that is packing it's choice. Not their parents.
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Post by: toku on August 20, 2016, 11:48:06 PM: all the dick shaming itt :(
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 21, 2016, 12:44:38 AM: Quote from: toku on August 20, 2016, 11:48:06 PM
all the dick shaming itt :(
dick shaming? Or dick connoisseurs? :letsfukk
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 21, 2016, 12:51:18 AM: you should have alliterated.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 21, 2016, 03:29:15 AM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 21, 2016, 12:51:18 AM
you should have alliterated.
Dick demeaning or dick discerning?
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Post by: helios on August 21, 2016, 09:28:46 AM: The Meaning of Dick, a Discussion on the Dick Politics of Modern World by PD, thisismyusername, and Tasty.
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 21, 2016, 09:36:04 AM: good 2 see cut is pulling ahead in the polls
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 21, 2016, 11:26:20 AM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 21, 2016, 03:29:15 AM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 21, 2016, 12:51:18 AM
you should have alliterated.
Dick demeaning or dick discerning?

I like, dick demeaning or cock connoisseuring.
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Post by: Kara on August 21, 2016, 11:29:57 AM: discerning dick devotees
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 21, 2016, 11:42:54 AM: discerning dick devotees discover diligent detractors demand detailed discussions describing dimensions despite declaring disinterest daily, doesn't demand deft detective deduction :doge
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 21, 2016, 11:44:12 AM: Honestly I think only PD gets the title of dick disciple. The rest of us only think about cock on Easter.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 21, 2016, 12:43:40 PM: Yeah, I guess saying that most of us take a lapsed catholic approach to cocks is fair. Twice a year. But PD and Tasty are like the JWs of cock. They don't celebrate anything else but that.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 21, 2016, 06:53:10 PM: When PD talks to people about dicks, he dresses in his finest white dress shirt.
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Post by: chronovore on August 21, 2016, 10:59:01 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 21, 2016, 06:53:10 PM
When PD talks to people about dicks, he dresses in his finest white dress shirt.
He's certainly established well enough that it won't be a turtleneck.
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Post by: Tasty on August 21, 2016, 11:49:50 PM: :dead