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Title: Anyone else feel like they outgrew rugs?
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 23, 2016, 10:02:11 PM
Maybe this is a mistake as I'm posting in a forum full of grouchy old men, but anyone else feel like rugs are neither worth it nor really any good?

I'm not including door mats, bathroom mats, and Donald Trump's toupee in here, as they both have been accepted more or less. What I'm talking about is stuff like having a huge rug in your living room.

I used to be a heavy rug user, not too long ago either. But now? Bare floors, baby.
Title: Re: Anyone else feel like they outgrew rugs?
Post by: brob on August 23, 2016, 10:07:13 PM
wall to wall carpeting is fucking horrific how was that ever a thing
Title: Re: Anyone else feel like they outgrew rugs?
Post by: nudemacusers on August 23, 2016, 10:21:39 PM
Carpet is scust.

Not even touching carpet in the bathroom    :-X
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Post by: tiesto on August 23, 2016, 10:25:00 PM
You can never outgrow a glorious natural pelt on a woman.

Floor rugs are cool too I guess.
Title: Re: Anyone else feel like they outgrew rugs?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 23, 2016, 10:27:08 PM
On sunday I was at a friends house and his wife was like, 'Mike check out our new bathroom mat' and I was like 'congrats on your mat'.  But I didn't mean it. 
Title: Re: Anyone else feel like they outgrew rugs?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 23, 2016, 10:34:59 PM
But how else are you going to tie the room together?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 23, 2016, 10:44:11 PM
Duct tape. 
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 23, 2016, 10:49:46 PM
But how else are you going to tie the room together?
that's what semen magick is for
Title: Re: Anyone else feel like they outgrew rugs?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 24, 2016, 01:24:18 AM
The dude is right.

Bare floors are the best but sometimes you need that one tiny rug to tie the room together
Title: Re: Anyone else feel like they outgrew rugs?
Post by: chronovore on August 24, 2016, 01:46:56 AM
Bare floors: YES. Especially good for boritos if they're made from good hard wood.
Title: Re: Anyone else feel like they outgrew rugs?
Post by: Tasty on August 24, 2016, 01:47:36 AM
I'm all about the hard wood these days.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 24, 2016, 02:59:18 AM
Polish it real good Andy
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Post by: Tasty on August 24, 2016, 03:06:19 AM
Polish it real good Andy

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Title: Re: Anyone else feel like they outgrew rugs?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 24, 2016, 03:40:46 AM
Look at that beautiful chocolate knob :drool
Title: Re: Anyone else feel like they outgrew rugs?
Post by: bork on August 24, 2016, 09:22:14 AM
wall to wall carpeting is fucking horrific how was that ever a thing

Wall to wall  :yuck

When we bought a place I made sure it was carpet-free.
:rejoice

Then my wife was like "I want to buy a big rug for the living room.  And one for the bedroom, too!"
:stahp

But they have their uses-- the dog used to slide on the floors and now she can run and jump all over the place again.
:heh
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on August 24, 2016, 12:53:07 PM
I'm very upset with all the carpet slandering itt. Sometimes a dude just wants to lie down and read, but not on a bed or couch. Fuck am I gonna do that in a place with only bare floors?

Take those goddamn shoes off before you walk in though  :ufup.
Title: Re: Anyone else feel like they outgrew rugs?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 24, 2016, 01:19:24 PM
I'm very upset with all the carpet slandering itt. Sometimes a dude just wants to lie down and read, but not on a bed or couch. Fuck am I gonna do that in a place with only bare floors?

Have fun lying on a bed of skin debris, dirt, and bug parts.
Title: Re: Anyone else feel like they outgrew rugs?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 24, 2016, 01:21:17 PM
I'm very upset with all the carpet slandering itt. Sometimes a dude just wants to lie down and read, but not on a bed or couch. Fuck am I gonna do that in a place with only bare floors?

Have fun lying on a bed of skin debris, dirt, and bug parts.

Here's a hint. Wash your sheets and cover once a week you slovenly fuck. :umad
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Post by: Rufus on August 24, 2016, 01:24:44 PM
I was gonna call you out on missing the point, but Rumbler is a dog after all.
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Post by: naff on August 24, 2016, 05:23:54 PM
Used to be all wall to wall, now I'm straight Flokati n hard wood
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Post by: PlayDat on August 24, 2016, 10:07:25 PM
When I moved into my new place, I didn't have any furniture to carry with me.  I slept on the wall to wall carpeted floor for  the first few nights since I didn't have a bed.  I wouldn't exactly call it pleasant, but I appreciated the little cushioning it was able to provide.
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on August 24, 2016, 10:16:31 PM
Honestly though I got a house built a long time ago and the only places that have carpet are my entryway and our kid's bedrooms.Rest is all hardwood.
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 24, 2016, 10:39:31 PM
I like carpets :yeshrug
:-\ :-X
Title: Re: Anyone else feel like they outgrew rugs?
Post by: kick51 on August 25, 2016, 12:32:14 AM
Been on wood floors since i was a kid and fucking miss having at least one carpeted room.  The warm acoustics and soft feel on your feet. Comfy as fuck in the winter.

Wood floors are basically the dark chocolate of floors.  Bitter, bland, uncomfortable, lifeless and somehow a frequent and strangely passive proclaimation signifying adulthood.  Never my bro


Title: Re: Anyone else feel like they outgrew rugs?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 25, 2016, 01:35:17 AM
I always wanted a dark blue, deep shag in my bedroom
Title: Re: Anyone else feel like they outgrew rugs?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 25, 2016, 01:45:34 AM
A deep shag in the bedroom is alright.