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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on January 25, 2007, 01:16:22 PM

Title: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 25, 2007, 01:16:22 PM: Saw another commercial the other night... I wish it was March!
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 25, 2007, 01:47:25 PM: The dialogue is just so bad, it'll be hard to watch.
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: Solo on January 25, 2007, 01:49:31 PM: In total agreement with MAF. Great visuals, but the dialogue, and especially the acting, look painfully awful.
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 25, 2007, 01:50:11 PM: For some reason the newer trailer doesn't rub me as bad with the hacky dialog.

Although, I have yet to see a scene where the lead character isn't screaming his head off.
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 25, 2007, 01:52:07 PM: Ill rent it probably, but to be honest it looks like Commando had better writing.
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 25, 2007, 01:59:27 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 25, 2007, 01:52:07 PM
Ill rent it probably, but to be honest it looks like Commando had better writing.

That's a high standard to judge movies by, MAF. Come on.
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 25, 2007, 07:02:13 PM: It's lots of half-naked dudes yelling bloody murder, and it looks AWESOME.
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 25, 2007, 07:50:17 PM: At least your going in knowing what type of movie it is (in regards to the dialogue). It would be far worse if they played it off as something much more and BAM! your hit with what it actually is. To me, the movie looks awesome.
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: bagofeyes on January 25, 2007, 07:54:13 PM: Total rental flick
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: Cheebs on January 25, 2007, 08:34:40 PM: Quote from: bagofeyes on January 25, 2007, 07:54:13 PM
Total rental flick
so about as good as blade runner?
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: bagofeyes on January 25, 2007, 08:41:09 PM: What I would give to see blade runner directors cut on the big screen
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: Cheebs on January 25, 2007, 08:48:13 PM: Quote from: bagofeyes on January 25, 2007, 08:41:09 PM
What I would give to see blade runner directors cut on the big screen
pfft ultimate cut>director's cut

Even though its not out yet it is obviously better
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: bagofeyes on January 25, 2007, 08:49:39 PM: Is it getting a theatre release?
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Post by: TVC15 on January 25, 2007, 09:11:53 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 25, 2007, 07:02:13 PM
It's lots of half-naked dudes yelling bloody murder, and it looks AWESOME.

We have a thread for gay subtext, queeny.
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 25, 2007, 10:12:27 PM: It's basically a 1950s Gladiator/Harryhausen/Toga flick with a change of setting and buckets of FX blood. Of course the dialogue is going to be awful, that's part of the charm. If you can sit through anime shows which are 99% wretched dialogue, you can surely sit through this.
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 25, 2007, 10:18:48 PM: Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 25, 2007, 10:12:27 PM
It's basically a 1950s Gladiator/Harryhausen/Toga flick with a change of setting and buckets of FX blood.

Yeah, that's totally what I get from this. It's going to be awesome.
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 25, 2007, 10:21:44 PM: THIS

IS

SPARRRTTTTAAAA
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 25, 2007, 10:25:00 PM: Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 25, 2007, 10:21:44 PM
THIS

IS

SPARRRTTTTAAAA

I hope this movie has a scene where the main dude is raping one of the womans and everyone in the theater is like "Wtf?" and like "Oh my god!" and we're all feeling weirded out. Then the main dude just spurts out

THIS

IS

SPARRRTTTTAAAA

and everyone looks at each other and nods like everything is ok now
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 25, 2007, 10:29:21 PM: GIVE THEM NOTHING!

BUT TAKE FROM THEM EVERYTHING!
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: Janus on January 25, 2007, 11:12:53 PM: These posts make me wonder what the closed captioning font and size will look like for this movie.
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 25, 2007, 11:17:32 PM: Quote from: Janus on January 25, 2007, 11:12:53 PM
These posts make me wonder what the closed captioning font and size will look like for this movie.

*Coughing*

*Crowd Movement*

TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!
Title: Re: 300 is going to be boner West Point academy
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