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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on January 25, 2007, 02:27:13 PM

Title: I am once again employed.
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 25, 2007, 02:27:13 PM
I am eagerly looking forward to spending money on all sorts of spurious, useless shit once more.

Start next week and the job is pretty much what I wanted:  paying roughly what I used to make, but it's a simple M-F 8-4 gig.  No more working nights or weekends, and NO MORE not having two days off in a row.  Retail can suck my dick!
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: brawndolicious on January 25, 2007, 02:29:51 PM
cubicle? :(
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2007, 02:29:56 PM
Congrats Triumph. What's the job dude?
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 25, 2007, 02:45:25 PM
Congrats to you. Go shave now.

Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 25, 2007, 02:47:19 PM
Congrats to you. Go shave now.

Way ahead of you.  How do you think I was able to get a job to begin with?

I shan't be cubing it, either.  I get my own office, and it's pretty swank too- it's already got a mini-fridge and microwave in it.  I'll be doing administrative/management junk for a health care provider. 
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Himu on January 25, 2007, 02:48:05 PM
Sweet deal. A microwave and fridge in your own office.  :o

Wait, Triumph shaved? Pic.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Mupepe on January 25, 2007, 03:40:12 PM
Congrats, dude.  I have a mini fridge, but no microwave :(
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Post by: MrAngryFace on January 25, 2007, 03:47:50 PM
Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 25, 2007, 03:54:35 PM
Awesome, dude! I'll drink to your success!
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: T-Short on January 25, 2007, 03:59:00 PM
Congrats, herr von Benderschlotten

I shall pour a glass of milk in your honor!

Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2007, 04:34:14 PM
Congrats dude. Very nice indeed :bow
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: demi on January 25, 2007, 04:44:47 PM
Cool. I'm kinda employed by that South Florida company. Just have to wait for them to get the ball rolling on their project. I don't actually get paid right now, though.

I'm going to be working with TeddyRobby :wub

I just have to hope I hear back from that one place I interviewed at the other day.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 25, 2007, 04:45:50 PM
 :elf
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 25, 2007, 04:48:51 PM
My condolences.

...wait, you're happy? Well, uh, congratulations then, and I hope they one day find the real Triumph.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 25, 2007, 05:04:38 PM
Burger King was hiring?
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: TVC15 on January 25, 2007, 06:40:23 PM
Congrats, dude

but HAH you shaved, El Presidente taste bitter tears!
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: TheOMan on January 25, 2007, 09:12:03 PM
Congrats on the new job duder.  How long were you out of work?
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2007, 09:57:56 PM
Are you hot without the terrible grizzly facial hair?
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 25, 2007, 10:33:22 PM
My condolences.

...wait, you're happy? Well, uh, congratulations then, and I hope they one day find the real Triumph.

Well, it's not that I wanted a job, it's that I needed the money associated with the having of a job.

Also, for those requesting a pic of me sans beard, here's an older pic from a couple years ago:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/PC010011.jpg)

Do I look like Willco?  That's what I'm frightened of.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: demi on January 25, 2007, 10:35:09 PM
AHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHA
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 25, 2007, 10:38:43 PM
Thats you???

 :lol :lol :lol :lol

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

 :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol :hehe :hehe
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: cloudwalking on January 25, 2007, 10:41:18 PM
congrats on the new job, it sounds pretty nice. :)

i'm probably going to go back to school at some point, but i want to keep working at my current job at least part time, i like it a lot.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 25, 2007, 10:49:08 PM
Thats you???

 :lol :lol :lol :lol

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

 :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol :hehe :hehe

Yeah, I don't think you really have much room to be talking about other people's looks, you dead eyed racist freak.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: cloudwalking on January 25, 2007, 10:51:38 PM
Oh, also, I like you better with the beard. It must have been hard to lose :(
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 25, 2007, 10:52:58 PM
Oh, also, I like you better with the beard. It must have been hard to lose :(

Very much so.  :(  I checked in their standards for appearances, though, and I can grow it back but have to keep it trimmed neatly.  So that's good news.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 25, 2007, 10:53:31 PM
Thats you???

 :lol :lol :lol :lol

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

 :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol :hehe :hehe

Yeah, I don't think you really have much room to be talking about other people's looks, you dead eyed racist freak.

 :lol :lol
Whatever gramps, you could only dream of looking as good as me.

(http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v52/1409/119/n7926076_7930.jpg)

Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 25, 2007, 11:02:41 PM
Since I'm out of state and the girlfriend is nowhere near 'round, I'm sporting a trimmed beard, so - nope! - you look nothing like me :P
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2007, 11:23:36 PM
Yeah I like you better with the beard also, and I hated the beard.  :-/

You're so on the fence, baby.  I don't know whether to hate you or talk about Paris Hilton with you.  You're so confusing.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 25, 2007, 11:26:48 PM
Thats you???

 :lol :lol :lol :lol

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

 :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol :hehe :hehe

:lol
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: bagofeyes on January 25, 2007, 11:28:33 PM
I would say Emperor Triumph has got it better than FlameOfCallandor in the looks department. Looks like a man.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 25, 2007, 11:50:16 PM
Yeah I like you better with the beard also, and I hated the beard.  :-/

You're so on the fence, baby.  I don't know whether to hate you or talk about Paris Hilton with you.  You're so confusing.

You can hate me while talking about the Parisite, can't you?  That's pretty much the basis for TVC and I's relationship.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Ecrofirt on January 25, 2007, 11:56:08 PM
Since I'm out of state and the girlfriend is nowhere near 'round, I'm sporting a trimmed beard, so - nope! - you look nothing like me :P
Holy shit, pics.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: brawndolicious on January 26, 2007, 12:01:39 AM
I wouldn't worry about an ugly fuck like Flame's opinion on anything, good luck on the job.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: OnkelC on January 26, 2007, 12:55:51 AM
congrats on the new job, man!
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 26, 2007, 12:59:24 AM
some of us still have our beards.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: xnikki118x on January 26, 2007, 01:02:50 AM
That sounds awesome, congrats! :)
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 26, 2007, 12:23:49 PM
My condolences.

...wait, you're happy? Well, uh, congratulations then, and I hope they one day find the real Triumph.

Well, it's not that I wanted a job, it's that I needed the money associated with the having of a job.

Also, for those requesting a pic of me sans beard, here's an older pic from a couple years ago:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/PC010011.jpg)

Do I look like Willco?  That's what I'm frightened of.

DUDE if you had a goate or something you'd look badass.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 26, 2007, 12:31:26 PM
Yeah, you need a goatee. And is that hat for a sports team? Get a Skoal, John Deere, or Ford American Pride cap, mang!
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 26, 2007, 12:32:22 PM
Oh god, If gramps got a goatee that would be too much. I think I would die laughing.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 26, 2007, 12:35:35 PM
dude, he'd beat your milksoft middle-class college boy ass into the the Texas dirt, you preening suburban clod.

:punch Triumph, let's go get drunk and tear some shit up :punch
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 26, 2007, 12:36:04 PM
Actually the goatee would cover up your extra chin. That might be a good idea.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 26, 2007, 12:36:46 PM
lol is that a Boston hat?
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Post by: Mupepe on January 26, 2007, 12:37:36 PM
PD, you suggest a goatee to everyone :lol
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 26, 2007, 12:45:24 PM
BECAUSE THEY'RE AWESOME
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 26, 2007, 01:15:28 PM
Goatees are fuckin stupid.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 26, 2007, 02:27:39 PM
Depends on the goatee
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 26, 2007, 02:58:33 PM
I've had a goatee before as well.

(http://myspace-337.vo.llnwd.net/00114/73/35/114765337_l.jpg)

With non-sports hat:

(http://myspace-397.vo.llnwd.net/00055/79/36/55196397_l.jpg)

And yes, that's an ARMED AND DANGEROUS trucker hat.  Pretty swank, no?

Also, FoC, you should consider facial hair if you can grow it on your stupid face.  It will cover some of it up and hide a bit of your fatness.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 26, 2007, 03:00:03 PM
I have to keep my facial hair trimmed pretty short or I look teh ghetto.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 26, 2007, 03:01:51 PM


Also, FoC, you should consider facial hair if you can grow it on your stupid face.  It will cover some of it up and hide a bit of your fatness.

 :lol

At least im not going bald, gramps.

You also, have no room to call anyone fat.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Himu on January 26, 2007, 03:02:24 PM
(http://myspace-397.vo.llnwd.net/00055/79/36/55196397_l.jpg)

I want one of those...
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 26, 2007, 03:04:25 PM


Also, FoC, you should consider facial hair if you can grow it on your stupid face.  It will cover some of it up and hide a bit of your fatness.

 :lol

At least im not going bald, gramps.

At least I'm not functionally distinguished mentally-challenged, can't fuck a girl that wants to sleep in my bed and am not wasting thousands of dollars on a degree that is worthless in that field.  Oh BURN.

And Himuro, you can get one at pretty much any FYE for like $20 or so.  Non-redecorated, of course.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Himu on January 26, 2007, 03:05:16 PM

Also, for those requesting a pic of me sans beard, here's an older pic from a couple years ago:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/PC010011.jpg)

Do I look like Willco?  That's what I'm frightened of.

Wow man, you look completely different.

Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 26, 2007, 03:05:54 PM
haha come on kids, play nice. Emperor got a good job, FoC eats humans. Everyone wins!
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 26, 2007, 03:09:14 PM
Im really hurt.  :lol  :lol

Im so glad you posted that picture of you. I'll never take anything you say seriously if I imagine it coming from that face.


Btw, you look like you could be a trucker.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 26, 2007, 03:12:44 PM
A trucker with an awesome desk job. lol In yer face Flame.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 26, 2007, 03:13:23 PM
Im really hurt.  :lol  :lol

Im so glad you posted that picture of you. I'll never take anything you say seriously if I imagine it coming from that face.


Btw, you look like you could be a trucker.


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/flameofjesuschristahhhmg1.jpg)
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 26, 2007, 03:14:44 PM
Youre reply is a photoshop of me?  :lol :lol

All I have to do is post a real picture of you

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/PC010011.jpg)
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 26, 2007, 03:17:46 PM
This is just makin the whole thread suck
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Himu on January 26, 2007, 03:18:06 PM
What is this immature drivel that is stinking up this awesome thread regarding Emperor Triumph's return to the working life? It smells...it smells like bullshit.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: TVC15 on January 26, 2007, 03:18:12 PM
Hey, can you pluto FoC now?  Anyone that says something like this

Quote
Im so glad you posted that picture of you. I'll never take anything you say seriously if I imagine it coming from that face.

probably shouldn't be communicating with other human beings.  I can't believe how much of a cockhead he's being, especially considering he's no Adonis, himself.  He doesn't even deserve the right to talk the shit.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 26, 2007, 03:22:22 PM
:lol

Frankly, I don't understand how anyone can take anything that shitheel says seriously.  He's been a borderline joke character since his appearance on the ol' interwebs a couple years ago, and the aspects of his personality that seem genuine are generally pretty disgustingly backwards.  He probably belongs on OA more than here, but I'm not in charge.  I'll just put him on ignore and be done with it.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 26, 2007, 04:25:36 PM
You're right, I was being a dickhead. I'm sorry. Congrats on the sweet job, I hope everything works out for you.

If you are willing we can just call a truce, since we have never gotten along for some reason. This will be the last time I will be a dick to you.


Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 26, 2007, 08:21:10 PM
Triumph can't read that.
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 26, 2007, 10:12:15 PM
Triumph has you on ignore, YOU HAVE FAILED AT LIFE. ::)
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: Homemade Milk on January 27, 2007, 03:32:43 AM
Since I'm out of state and the girlfriend is nowhere near 'round, I'm sporting a trimmed beard, so - nope! - you look nothing like me :P

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: pollo on January 28, 2007, 10:58:39 PM
Ive always found it funny that youre a communist yet you dont like holding a job.

But anyways I saw the topic and had to say congrats sir.

Oh yea..and umm you def look better with facial hair oof.

Not as goofy looking as wilco without it though so Id say thats a good thing
Title: Re: I am once again employed.
Post by: bork on January 29, 2007, 08:21:44 AM
Wow, you look a lot different than I remember you.  :)  But then how long has it been...four, five years?