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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: I'm a Puppy! on September 29, 2016, 11:00:44 PM

Title: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 29, 2016, 11:00:44 PM
And most likely recently.

:kobeyuck

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Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 29, 2016, 11:02:47 PM
SHAKE MY WET HAND
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 29, 2016, 11:03:43 PM
I"M A BUSINESS MEN SHOW YOU MY FIRM GRIP. 
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 29, 2016, 11:04:36 PM
How many even bother to wash their hands afterwards or do they just wipe it off
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 29, 2016, 11:07:05 PM
YOUR HAND IS MY WETNAP 
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Atramental on September 29, 2016, 11:12:37 PM
I actually think about this every time I shake someone's hand. :doge

edit: The Japanese have the right idea. We should just bow to one another. :doge
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 29, 2016, 11:14:34 PM
bow like you are sucking cock. 
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 29, 2016, 11:23:31 PM
Don't care
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 29, 2016, 11:26:48 PM
it tastes all the same  to you
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: zomgee on September 29, 2016, 11:55:11 PM
Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on September 29, 2016, 11:04:36 PM
How many even bother to wash their hands afterwards or do they just wipe it off

Of course I wipe my hands, they usually have blood on them.
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: helios on September 30, 2016, 12:04:56 AM
Lingering dick aromas on their fingertips
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 30, 2016, 12:06:23 AM
Every hand that you've shaken has, at one point in time, touched a butt.
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: nudemacusers on September 30, 2016, 12:19:37 AM
They have also, at one point in history, inappropriately touched an underage child too.
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: thisismyusername on September 30, 2016, 12:31:50 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on September 30, 2016, 12:19:37 AM
They have also, at one point in history, inappropriately touched an underage child too.

:hitler You have something you want to tell us, Mac?
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Momo on September 30, 2016, 01:16:01 AM
You now realize your crush has farted into their own hands in order to smell it.
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Syph on September 30, 2016, 02:59:25 AM
thought this would be a PD thread
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Let's Cyber on September 30, 2016, 05:01:41 AM
  :phil :phil :phil :phil :phil :phil :phil

:miyamoto
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Rufus on September 30, 2016, 05:07:06 AM
Keyboards and smartphone screens are worse. It's best to just never, ever touch your face.
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Raist on September 30, 2016, 05:15:27 AM
But... people who shook YOUR hand are in the same situation too. I think that's fair.

edit: unless you're part of the left-handed master race I guess.
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 30, 2016, 10:40:52 AM
Everyone that you've ever kissed has probably eaten ass.
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 30, 2016, 10:56:19 AM
Mom? :brazilcry
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 30, 2016, 11:03:30 AM
yes Son? 

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Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2016, 11:18:27 AM
#whitegenocide

That's why brothas dap. I've never nutted on my knuckles.
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Brehvolution on September 30, 2016, 11:23:31 AM
:phil
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 30, 2016, 11:44:23 AM
I can smell it though the screen. 
Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Tasty on September 30, 2016, 12:03:38 PM
They've all wiped shit off asses too.

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Title: Re: I just realized all the adult hands I've shaken have been used to masturbate
Post by: Momo on September 30, 2016, 12:39:56 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 30, 2016, 10:40:52 AM
Everyone that you've ever kissed has probably eaten ass.
:ufup