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My relationship with HxH:
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I can't take talking insects fighting with kung-fu seriously, sorry.
:confused
This is in a series with
- A pedo clown that "SCHWING"s his dick when he's excited for a fight
- One of its tensest fight scenes being a game of dodgeball
- The ultimate power-up for a character looking like this:
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- An arc based around a Magic the Gathering MMO
- Two twelve-year olds being some of the strongest human characters in the world
- A "little girl" who actually looks like this:
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Really? The one thing you can't accept in a world with all this shit is ant-people? :lol
It's like not getting into Dragon Ball because there's a giant dude called the "Ox King" and the president of the world is a dog. Come on.
Maybe by the time I'm done catching up with the manga, Berserk will be finished? :marimo kekeke
If you limit yourself to one chapter per week. spoiler (click to show/hide)
...Maybe. :stahp
The final story arc was a barbecue that all the main characters were going to have and the stuff that happens that prevents most of them from getting there on time. spoiler (click to show/hide)
The last few chapters are about Hana popping up and trying to stop Kiyoshi and Chiyo from getting together. Kiyoshi has to pee really, really bad during this time so you get gags related to that. Hana tells Chiyo that Kiyoshi is a huge pervert and all the shit that happened during the series is explained to her (which Hana was very much a part of). Hana tells Chiyo that Kiyoshi is wearing her underwear and jumps on him to take his pants off, which unleashes a urine geyser and sure enough, there's her pantsu~. Kiyoshi monologues that he's really learned nothing and is still immature, and then some time passes and we see Meiko talking to the underground student council president, who says that the garbage (boys) need to be checked out in jail. Only the president went off to study abroad, so this is now her sister, Chiyo, who clearly now hates boys after what happened to her.
It's not quite done yet. There's an epilogue chapter coming out in April.
I also started reading Gintama, which I guess like Blame! and Gantz is another one of those "how did I miss this?" series. Seems like some kooky fun. Checked out the anime and immediately disliked how it doesn't follow the manga and acts as if you should know who everyone already is. Was there an OVA or something that Crunchyroll doesn't have?
And finally, to replace Prison School (kinda) and get my perv on, I started reading a little-known series called Amano Megumi Wa Suki Darake!, about a high school kid who doesn't want to do anything but study his ass off to get into Tokyo U, but finds it hard to do so when he is re-introduced to his neighbor, the titular Megumi, who has a crazy figure and constantly shows off the goods to him without realizing it, making it so he can't concentrate. It's not really trashy so much as it is "pleasantly perverted." This one caught my eye because the setting is in Ishikawa prefecture, where I used to live.
https://twitter.com/HxHSource/status/1041740273863274496
https://twitter.com/HxHSource/status/1037016599847489537
https://twitter.com/YourAnimeGuy/status/1041894668181667840
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https://twitter.com/shabach223/status/1041974587691393024
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Arachnid - Manga written by Shinya Murata, who later went on to create Killing Bites. Like Killing Bites, there's a huge focus on animal-like abilities and detailed descriptions of how animals do things and are natural killing machines- only this one has a focus on mostly insects, and nobody is actually some kind of animal/human hybrid...they're just using insect names as code names and pattern fighting styles after them.
This was a weird one with too many nonsensical plot-twists. It also just kind of ended abruptly, but has a spin-off called Caterpillar that I'm going to start on next. Arachnid is about a school girl (of course) named Alice who leads a shitty life- her mother killed herself and she had to go live with her uncle, who is an abusive piece of shit. She also gets bullied at school but despite this just kind of deals with everything and tries to stay cheerful. Her uncle then comes into her room and tries to rape her, but is stopped when the doorbell rings. Surprise! It's a hit man, who uses a detachable knife on a wire as his weapon. He hangs the uncle and then turns to kill Alice, but she suddenly is able to side-step the knife and avoid a killing blow. The hitman recognizes this as a special kind of "disability" that allows someone to think so quickly that it slows down time -he has the same thing- and decides to take her under his wing and train her as an assassin.
Will spoiler-tag the rest.
The hitman takes her to "The organization," run by "the boss" who nobody ever sees, to see if they'll let her in, spoiler (click to show/hide)
but is denied and told to kill her on the spot. He refuses and they leave. He then trains her more and ends up lying to Alice to get her to go fight him in a battle to the death. He wants to die and wanted her to kill him. She then gets his code name "Kumo" (spider) and his weapon. Now the organization wants her to take his place, but she refuses.
Alice goes back to school and tries to live a normal life, but spoiler (click to show/hide)
keeps getting bullied by three girls. She finally snaps and beats up two of them, then pulls a gun on the third and shoots at her, but misses on purpose and hits the wall behind her. This girl then ends up becoming friends with Alice and lets her move in.
So far, so good. Pretty straight-forward. Cue the fuckery!
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The remaining 99% of the comic takes place at school. It turns out that "the boss" is a student there (of course!) and the school is filled with assassins from the organization. Because...? It's never really explained. :lol ::)
Not gonna explain the whole plot, but it's mainly just lots and lots of fighting with most of the assassins going after Alice after "The boss" puts a bounty on her and then a few other assassins fighting on her side or just fighting each other.
Let's get the real fuckery! There's some Metal Gear Solid-level shit going on here. :lol
Background:
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The original Kumo somehow knew that Alice was going to be targeted and trained for this reason. He also paid another assassin to protect her.
"The boss" appears to be the student council president. Some skinny girl with an eye patch and blonde hair who makes dumb faces all the time. Her right-hand man is a big assassin named Hornet.
A school PE teacher and the nurse are also assassins.
During the course of the story, Alice and co. meet up with someone on the morals committee. She's a girl with gigantoid bosoms who the student council president appears to have blackmailed or bribed into doing sexual favors for her with male students.
The student council president/boss is codenamed the "Army Ant Queen" and is able to get people to do whatever she wants.
The :confused:
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Ok, here goes, some slight alternations of the sequence of events to make it easier to explain.
-Alice thinks her mother killed herself. SURPRISE! She was killed by the organization.
-Alice is told by the school nurse that she killed her mother. Alice defeats her and the nurse kills herself.
-Alice meets Hornet and SURPRISE! He's actually her father. He was approached by the boss years earlier to become "hornet" and had to go kill his family. He got poison from the nurse and killed his wife, but didn't kill Alice.
-"The organization" is world-wide and exist to stop over-population. They aim to kill half the population on the planet.
-The Army Ant Queen is able to enslave people by swapping bodily fluids. Once she does, she can control them and people become like super-strong zombies who fuck others to "infect" them. The idea is to let them loose and infect a ton of the population, causing an epidemic, which will eventually lead to them all dying off.
-SURPRISE! The Army Ant Queen is actually BIG TITTY GIRL, controlling everything behind the scenes. The SC president was a timid, meek girl who she had sex with and enslaved.
-BIG TITTY GIRL cons Alice into having sex with her by having the SC president say that she wants to humiliate both of them to let them live. This is a ploy to swap spit and infect Alice.
-BIG TITTY GIRL wants to humiliate and control Alice because...she's jealous? :lol ??? Because after all the bullying and the shitty life, Alice remained positive.
-SURPRISE! Alice knew BIG TITTY GIRL was the real bad guy before teh sexxor and used her wire to create a trap. BIG TITTY GIRL DEAD.
-Without BIG TITTY GIRL's presence, all the "army ants" become mindless drones and just kind of stand around, although some get out of the school and start doing a zombie-like plague (only instead of killing and eating people, they're all fucking :doge)
-Alice goes to the roof of the school and meets her father and kills him after they fight. The end?
-BUT WAIT! Remember the girl who bullied Alice and then became friends with her? Alice thought she was killed by the nurse. Nope...she survived and in fact SHE IS THE BOSS.
:mindblown :confused
(She did nothing all this time and just stood around looking helpless)
-BUT WAIT AGAIN! This girl isn't a normal human! She looks 15, but is actually 100 years old! (Of course!)
-The boss looked like a 10 year-old for most of her life (of course!) and found that she was able to manipulate people like a parasite bug controlling another insect. She found that she could only have total control over one person at a time, however, and these became her "hornets."
-The boss used her power to control powerful men and it is indicated that she is responsible for causing multiple wars. There's a fucked up scene of a Japanese imperial army general reporting to her as she sits in a chair that's way too big for her.
-At some point her immortality fades a bit and she ages to look like a teenager.
-AND OF COURSE she also wants to mess with Alice because...reasons...and has planned out everything that has happened up to this point.
-Alice gives no fucks and throws her off the roof. Boss = dead.
BUT WAIT YET AGAIN! The zombie-fuck army is still out there as are most of the organization. Alice goes into hiding with one of her suriving pals, codenamed "Cockroach," who is a shifty, sneaky schoolgirl who wants to get into Alice's pants. She tries to do that again but Alice has left their hiding spot.
Alice is then showing beating up zombies and...that's it. We then get an epilogue of two of the characters saying that Alice is disappeared and has probably been taken by the organization and they're gonna get her back and...that's it.
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Maybe Caterpillar will makes things more clear.
Gunbured x Sisters
The manga is set in a world where, beginning with vampires, the supernatural world has been exposed to the public. Dorothy, a member of the Red Sisters clergy group that hunts down supernatural beings, has a fateful encounter with a blood-drenched woman named Maria.
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Yandere Nun double clicking her mouse pretty early on, wellthatescalatedquickly.jiff.