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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Great Rumbler on October 10, 2016, 03:12:06 PM

Title: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 10, 2016, 03:12:06 PM
?
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: Atramental on October 10, 2016, 03:19:27 PM
Give their pussy a firm handshake. :doge
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 10, 2016, 03:20:29 PM
Sweaty limp handshake like she is arm wrestling with water. 
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Post by: Tasty on October 10, 2016, 03:29:32 PM
Run away because girls have cooties.
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 10, 2016, 03:31:15 PM
Stick fingers in one at a time. One. Two. Four.

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Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: Dennis on October 10, 2016, 03:31:43 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on October 10, 2016, 03:29:32 PM
Run away because girls have cooties.

 :esports


 :fbm
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 10, 2016, 03:37:46 PM
Clearly, you must Mupepe.
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: Atramental on October 10, 2016, 03:38:20 PM
Take them out to a nice dinner and make out with them later in a tea house.  :doge
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Post by: Tasty on October 10, 2016, 04:02:00 PM
Where's the Christian side-hug option?
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Post by: nudemacusers on October 10, 2016, 04:09:12 PM
check to see if her shoes are of a good quality
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 10, 2016, 04:10:50 PM
Girls in cheap leather :yuck

I mean have some self respect girl. 
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Post by: bork on October 10, 2016, 05:10:44 PM
Throw some water on her to cool her down.
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 10, 2016, 05:12:24 PM
Some guys can pull this off though

just saying
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 10, 2016, 05:22:57 PM
Quote from: Premium Lager on October 10, 2016, 05:12:24 PM
Some guys can pull this off though

just saying

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Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: Rufus on October 10, 2016, 05:30:36 PM
[X] Be a charming goof, then dodge any and all attempts at even the most basic forms of intimacy.
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 10, 2016, 05:45:41 PM
[X] Hand her $1000 and have her lick your ass
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: chronovore on October 10, 2016, 05:52:32 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on October 10, 2016, 04:02:00 PM
Where's the Christian side-hug option?

That's only at the end of the first date, you harlot.
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: Huff on October 10, 2016, 06:00:45 PM
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Post by: Your Stalker on October 10, 2016, 06:42:42 PM
reach back like a pimp and slap the ho
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 10, 2016, 06:44:30 PM
Quote from: 213372bu on October 10, 2016, 06:39:59 PM
Mount her to show dominance.

Stalk her like a silverback gorilla on facebook. 
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Post by: toku on October 10, 2016, 06:59:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZkvbSIF.gif)
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: Shuri on October 10, 2016, 07:32:26 PM
a cis female? Please advise
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Post by: Joe Molotov on October 10, 2016, 07:35:15 PM
consensually grab her by the pussy
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 10, 2016, 07:35:27 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 10, 2016, 04:10:50 PM
Girls in cheap leather :yuck

I mean have some self respect girl.

They wouldn't be in that cheap leather if you could afford better restraints, Arvie
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 10, 2016, 07:45:13 PM
Well if the rent for sex dungeons in Toronto wasn't so fucking high ...
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: chronovore on October 10, 2016, 09:19:44 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 10, 2016, 07:45:13 PM
Well if the rent for sex dungeons in Toronto wasn't so fucking high ...

You gotta get the government to back it with tax incentives like they've done for film and videogames.
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 10, 2016, 09:21:20 PM
I could call it a documentary!
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 10, 2016, 10:24:22 PM
The saddest thing about single bore is that the only difference between you and NudeMac is a couple of expensive shirts and manufactured aloofness. :snoop
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 10, 2016, 10:50:11 PM
I thought he was married. 
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: tiesto on October 10, 2016, 11:02:15 PM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on October 10, 2016, 07:35:27 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 10, 2016, 04:10:50 PM
Girls in cheap leather :yuck

I mean have some self respect girl.

They wouldn't be in that cheap leather if you could afford better restraints, Arvie

:dead
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 10, 2016, 11:14:56 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 10, 2016, 10:24:22 PM
The saddest thing about single bore is that the only difference between you and NudeMac is a couple of expensive shirts and manufactured aloofness. :snoop
Ahem, the aloofness is expensive too :snob
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: chronovore on October 10, 2016, 11:42:18 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 10, 2016, 11:14:56 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 10, 2016, 10:24:22 PM
The saddest thing about single bore is that the only difference between you and NudeMac is a couple of expensive shirts and manufactured aloofness. :snoop
Ahem, the aloofness is expensive too :snob

That's because aloofness is one of the few things still manufactured domestically.
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: eleuin on October 10, 2016, 11:47:28 PM
a handshake, always with the hand you jerk off with
Title: Re: You just met a hot girl.
Post by: nudemacusers on October 10, 2016, 11:50:16 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 10, 2016, 10:50:11 PM
I thought he was married.
Nobody is married in the borehole :phil