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Title: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2016, 11:17:17 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/kvJjtxj.gif)

Well fellas, I held out as long as I could but I can't do it anymore. I've been rocking baggy jeans since I was a teen. Not super baggy Dipset tier baggy jeans...but baggy nonetheless. But times are changing and I've been left behind. And now that I am getting older (http://i.imgur.com/Wu0Dtm5.png) it's time to stop dressing like the aughts didn't end.

I need jeans recommendations...
(http://i.imgur.com/1IIfMsy.png)

Nothing too sissy, please. I want something that's comfortable, fits well but isn't all super tight like rappers wear today smh.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2016, 11:25:04 AM: Just go to a store that only sells jeans and has a white women working the counter.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: nudemacusers on October 11, 2016, 11:30:32 AM: Welcome to 2003, we've been waiting for you.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2016, 11:33:39 AM: Also get a blend so you jeans have stretch to them
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 11, 2016, 11:33:40 AM: fubu and tims or bust dont go out like this inner city friend
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2016, 11:37:05 AM: I'd just like to say don't buy cheap - no one understands the hidden costs of shopping at the dollar store until its to late.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2016, 11:38:35 AM: If I wanted unhelpful white people to hound me with weird comments I would have gone to an actual store.
:snoop
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: toku on October 11, 2016, 11:40:26 AM: release the dick print
let your gyal feel that horizontal chubby
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Brehvolution on October 11, 2016, 11:42:13 AM: Wrangler or Lee

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Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2016, 11:43:28 AM: Also don't worry if your balls get squeezed into you. You just need to cough hard naked and they'll come out.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: bork on October 11, 2016, 11:44:50 AM: Uh...go to a store and look at the various types of jeans. Pick the fit that seems most comfortable. Why do you need recommendations?

:idont
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Tasty on October 11, 2016, 11:57:24 AM: Here ya go breh:

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/45/04/45/450445a948212e999866edc5f6398cd9.jpg)
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: eleuin on October 11, 2016, 12:03:13 PM: Levi 510s

Slim fit chinos from jcrew/uniqlo/h&m/any GAP owned store
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2016, 12:07:04 PM: Seriously don't go thinking you'll get a particular pair of jeans. Try on a bunch. Ask the white women at the counter which makes you butt look best. Also make sure you actually get them hemmed.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2016, 12:17:12 PM: Quote from: eleuin on October 11, 2016, 12:03:13 PM
Levi 510s

Slim fit chinos from jcrew/uniqlo/h&m/any GAP owned store

Those look pretty good.
:leon

Should I use Amazon? I have a gift card :doge
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2016, 12:19:21 PM: Also she is going to try to upsell you on the insertable cod piece. I honestly just say youtube how to stitch the inside pocket and use a sock but some people think a real one looks better.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: eleuin on October 11, 2016, 12:32:17 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2016, 12:17:12 PM
Quote from: eleuin on October 11, 2016, 12:03:13 PM
Levi 510s

Slim fit chinos from jcrew/uniqlo/h&m/any GAP owned store

Those look pretty good.
:leon

Should I use Amazon? I have a gift card :doge
I always try them on in person as the fit/quality of even the same style can vary from pair to pair

I'm not sure how returns work at amazon but if they are ok and you can cross check your measurements to their sizing charts go for it
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2016, 12:39:11 PM: Quote from: eleuin on October 11, 2016, 12:32:17 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2016, 12:17:12 PM
Quote from: eleuin on October 11, 2016, 12:03:13 PM
Levi 510s

Slim fit chinos from jcrew/uniqlo/h&m/any GAP owned store

Those look pretty good.
:leon

Should I use Amazon? I have a gift card :doge
I always try them on in person as the fit/quality of even the same style can vary from pair to pair

I'm not sure how returns work at amazon but if they are ok and you can cross check your measurements to their sizing charts go for it

It should be fine. My mom has bought me clothes before that I didn't try on first and it worked out perfect.

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Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Vertigo on October 11, 2016, 12:46:23 PM: Measure yourself first.

As one size in one store doesn't always match up to another. I personally just get my Jeans from ASOS as I know they look good and fit me perfectly. And they have a wide choice.

I go for chino,straight or tapered.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: eleuin on October 11, 2016, 12:50:03 PM: I don't know how baggy we're talking about but tailoring is always an option :doge

tapering makes a world of difference unless your pants are

(https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/the-wire.jpg?quality=90&w=650&h=360)

tier
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2016, 12:59:57 PM: Hey, you ever hear of these amazing jeans made by this company called JNCO?
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2016, 01:20:40 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2016, 12:17:12 PM
Quote from: eleuin on October 11, 2016, 12:03:13 PM
Levi 510s

Slim fit chinos from jcrew/uniqlo/h&m/any GAP owned store

Those look pretty good.
:leon

Should I use Amazon? I have a gift card :doge

First time I have been disappointed in you. I bet you have a super frameble butt too. What a waste.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Beezy on October 11, 2016, 01:56:51 PM: ...Amazon? Try on your clothes before you buy them goddammit. Unless it's from a retailer that you've bought from in the past and you already know how their clothes fit your frame.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 11, 2016, 01:58:59 PM: Real talk: just go to H&M or Zara
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2016, 02:51:02 PM: 3 hours later and I'm still rustled. This was a bad day PD.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2016, 04:03:41 PM: I'm gonna use Amazon fuck you guys

Levis 510s slim fit looks good.

I will post pics no matter what. If this works I'll expect apologies. If it's a disaster...well, it's just another L for me.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Samson Manhug on October 11, 2016, 04:17:51 PM: 510s are the skinny fit, 511s are the slim fit. If you've been running stairs as much as you say you have, 510s might not work for you.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2016, 04:30:59 PM: I hope they don't fit and you feel embarrassed. White people are here to better frame your butt. Use us.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2016, 04:35:53 PM: Quote from: Samson Manhug on October 11, 2016, 04:17:51 PM
510s are the skinny fit, 511s are the slim fit. If you've been running stairs as much as you say you have, 510s might not work for you.

Yea I do want the slim fit so 511.

FM we will have a jeans pic competition when mine arrive. Be prepared.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2016, 04:48:34 PM: Comparing a white 5'7 man to a black man whom I'm assuming is over 6 feet is only ever fair on unbiased metrics like SAT, IQ, and job earnings.

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We can have a jean off. I'll show you my handpatched crotch hole on my 2 yearold jeans
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Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: nudemacusers on October 11, 2016, 06:14:45 PM: I don't even wear jeans anymore.

Ascend with me brehs 🙌🏻

Fwiw I've heard nothing but good re the 511s/14s.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2016, 06:20:07 PM: I have 504s that I don't really like but they are thicker so nice for winter.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2016, 06:35:19 PM: I'm all about H&m jeans

Pay 20-30 bucks, wear them out after two years, then buy a new pair or 4
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2016, 07:19:46 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on October 11, 2016, 06:14:45 PM
I don't even wear jeans anymore.

Ascend with me brehs 🙌🏻

Fwiw I've heard nothing but good re the 511s/14s.

What do you wear?
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: nudemacusers on October 11, 2016, 07:23:49 PM: Chinos, overpriced joggers, leather pants :doge
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Raist on October 11, 2016, 07:34:13 PM: 517 boot cut if you want to win at life.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: chronovore on October 11, 2016, 08:07:54 PM: I'm working in pajamas, so I've got nothing to add.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Steve Contra on October 11, 2016, 08:41:09 PM: I buy a pair of apcs every 4 years or so and call it good. Hasn't failed me yet.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: bork on October 11, 2016, 08:47:25 PM: I usually go for relaxed-fit. Slightly-baggy is OK, but anything more is overkill and looks silly if you're out of your twenties and want to be taken seriously.

I tried one pair of 'skinny' jeans last time I got some pants. They fit OK and I wear them more than I thought I would, but I think they look kind of off if I wear them with a shirt tucked in (which I don't normally do anyway but Friday is jeans day at work). Probably just my being a fat fuck, though. :doge
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: nudemacusers on October 11, 2016, 08:48:44 PM: Raw can be a little hardcore (price and break in period) for the beginner dude. every now and then I get the lust to buy another pair...
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Steve Contra on October 11, 2016, 09:20:04 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on October 11, 2016, 08:48:44 PM
Raw can be a little hardcore (price and break in period) for the beginner dude. every now and then I get the lust to buy another pair...
Once you do break them in tho :lawd

No jeans will ever come close
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 11, 2016, 10:01:11 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on October 11, 2016, 08:48:44 PM
Raw can be a little hardcore (price and break in period) for the beginner dude. every now and then I get the lust to buy another pair...

This post is about clothes, right?
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 11, 2016, 10:32:09 PM: starting on the road towards becoming a fashion nerd is also on my shortlist of possible initiatives for 2017; we'll see if it makes it through directors reviews.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2016, 10:38:08 PM: 10 hours later and the rustling hasn't stopped.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Raist on October 12, 2016, 02:58:58 AM: Slim fit are wrong. Don't do it PD.
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: nudemacusers on October 12, 2016, 03:41:34 PM: Bootcut is problematic
Title: Re: Toxic masculinity's 20+ year plan? Failed. nudemacusers wins again
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 12, 2016, 05:32:52 PM: Unless you wear 8 inch boots while burning rubber on your baby blue scooter, then its respectable. I'm assuming that this might be applicable to some members here.