THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2016, 10:08:23 PM

Title: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2016, 10:08:23 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/hw56VN2.png) THREE VOTES (http://i.imgur.com/hw56VN2.png)

Top 3 will be the Bore President, VP, and third party choice :doge

As election day looms and as America ponders consequential issues such as foreign policy and the economy, now is the time for The Bore to answer the most paramount of issues: if u were a girl who would u fuck.

I have included many classes of Bore members who are not having sex: virgins, semi virgins, and married men.

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my choices

First off I will be answering the poll as a 5'7, biracial woman who has dated a few guys but never found true love.

1. Father Mike

I have lived in apartments my entire life so the prospect of dating a man with a basement is exciting

2. Dufus

While I have a risk of diabetes on my (black) father's side, I still want to bake cookies with him.

3. I'm A Puppy!

I like Mexican food and need a man who can afford midnight trips to Taco Bell whenever the urge beckons.
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: thisismyusername on November 07, 2016, 10:13:28 PM: Asking the hard questions:

Father Mike (????)
Pallando (Cut)
Dufus (??? Though probably never would do)
Mupepe (Cut)
ToxicAdam (Cut, if I remember right)
Bebpo (Cut)
chronovore (????)
Premium Lager (Uncut)
bork pls (Cut, because Jew)
I'm A Puppy! (Cut, because Mormon)
Van Cruncheon (Cut, because Jew IIRC)
Steve Contra (????)

Need the dick status of the mysterious ones before I vote. But it's looking "no confidence," for me bro.
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: nudemacusers on November 07, 2016, 10:13:37 PM: forever a write in :(
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2016, 10:15:37 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on November 07, 2016, 10:13:37 PM
forever a write in :(

I think you're the only married person who has sex so you aren't eligible.
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on November 07, 2016, 10:16:10 PM: umm, where is my preferred candidate nudemacusers? mods plz

edit:
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2016, 10:15:37 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on November 07, 2016, 10:13:37 PM
forever a write in :(

I think you're the only married person who has sex so you aren't eligible.
this is what democracy looks like
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Yeti on November 07, 2016, 10:16:25 PM: why do I have to be a girl to want to fuck a borito? it's 2016, fuck is fuck
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: nudemacusers on November 07, 2016, 10:28:22 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2016, 10:15:37 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on November 07, 2016, 10:13:37 PM
forever a write in :(

I think you're the only married person who has sex so you aren't eligible.
you can't waive the prospect of working my stroke game on a biracial (i assume black and asian) thot with your mind trapped inside in my face and take it away from me :maf
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: MMaRsu on November 07, 2016, 10:42:30 PM: PD i am sad I aint on this list

And why arent u on that list

Anyway voted Bebpo
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: zomgee on November 07, 2016, 10:55:02 PM: Pallando so he can finally get some.
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Tasty on November 07, 2016, 11:03:20 PM: Quote
If you were a girl

:comeon
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Syph on November 07, 2016, 11:04:03 PM: stand and be counted
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 07, 2016, 11:05:17 PM: if nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 07, 2016, 11:06:04 PM: (https://media.giphy.com/media/MyzfERo9SqG1G/giphy-downsized-large.gif)
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Tasty on November 07, 2016, 11:09:58 PM: Bebps (cutiepie), chrono (daddy) and bork (SFV hate fucking.)
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Sausage on November 07, 2016, 11:57:13 PM: It's never not Mupepe
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Momo on November 08, 2016, 12:12:49 AM: I voted. :usacry
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: nachobro on November 08, 2016, 12:35:06 AM: no mac, this election is bullshit :maf
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 08, 2016, 01:08:23 AM: Chronovore, Mupepe and Father Mike.

there's a 2/3rds changes we're OK and a 1/3 chance we're all dead. question is, which are the 2 safe ones and which is the dead one?
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Valkyrie on November 08, 2016, 01:20:10 AM: I voted accordingly to all the dick pictures you sent to me.
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Vertigo on November 08, 2016, 02:17:01 AM: No black boreons on that list?

I see how it is PD.

(https://abload.de/img/mjgrinjcpro.png)
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: chronovore on November 08, 2016, 02:34:27 AM: Quote from: thisismyusername on November 07, 2016, 10:13:28 PM
Asking the hard questions:

Father Mike (????)
Pallando (Cut)
Dufus (??? Though probably never would do)
Mupepe (Cut)
ToxicAdam (Cut, if I remember right)
Bebpo (Cut)
chronovore (Cut)
Premium Lager (Uncut)
bork pls (Cut, because Jew)
I'm A Puppy! (Cut, because Mormon)
Van Cruncheon (Cut, because Jew IIRC)
Steve Contra (????)

Need the dick status of the mysterious ones before I vote. But it's looking "no confidence," for me bro.
FTFY
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: chronovore on November 08, 2016, 02:38:49 AM: Father Mike because I've always had BDSM interests.
I'm A Puppy because I know he's reliable; I could make a home and know he wouldn't cheat.
Van Cruncheon because I could hug him while riding behind him on his bike.

Quote from: nudemacusers on November 07, 2016, 10:13:37 PM
forever a write in :(
I assume Nudemacusers is just beyond our reach.

Also, is Samson Manhug is eligible now, but is he off the list for Don't Ask, Don't Tell reasons? Oh, wait, we're supposed to imagine this as women.
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: benjipwns on November 08, 2016, 02:42:33 AM: crap, i voted straight cut
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: bork on November 08, 2016, 08:35:47 AM: THIS ELECTION IS RIGGED!
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(http://i.imgur.com/SpVG6g6.png)
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2016, 08:52:52 AM: The polls are very unfair to Van Cruncheon, I think. Nobody looks cooler than him on a scooter, nobody. Believe me.
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 08, 2016, 08:54:28 AM: Bebs
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Dennis on November 08, 2016, 10:07:41 AM: Only bad choices >:(
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 08, 2016, 10:37:01 AM: Quote from: Dennis on November 08, 2016, 10:07:41 AM
Only bad choices >:(

Lesser of two evils
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: bork on November 08, 2016, 11:06:29 AM: Quote from: 213372bu on November 08, 2016, 08:47:54 AM
Quote from: bork pls on November 08, 2016, 08:35:47 AM
THIS ELECTION IS RIGGED!
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(http://i.imgur.com/SpVG6g6.png)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xLd9DJq2l2VFtu/giphy.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/zWVjV19.png)
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 08, 2016, 11:49:40 AM: Happy not to get the gay vote here
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 08, 2016, 12:10:20 PM: Errr I got my own vote plus the two lurking ladies here
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 08, 2016, 12:33:58 PM: I'm holding off voting in case I need to vote for myself to break an embarrassing tie.
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: D3RANG3D on November 08, 2016, 12:50:43 PM: spoiler (click to show/hide)
I claim Pallando's butt virginity.
[close]
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Tasty on November 08, 2016, 12:57:27 PM: Quote from: Premium Lager on November 08, 2016, 11:49:40 AM
Happy not to get the gay vote here

:ufup
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 08, 2016, 12:58:37 PM: Quote from: chronovore on November 08, 2016, 02:38:49 AM
Father Mike because I've always had BDSM interests.
I'm A Puppy because I know he's reliable; I could make a home and know he wouldn't cheat.
Van Cruncheon because I could hug him while riding behind him on his bike.

Quote from: nudemacusers on November 07, 2016, 10:13:37 PM
forever a write in :(
I assume Nudemacusers is just beyond our reach.

Also, is Samson Manhug is eligible now, but is he off the list for Don't Ask, Don't Tell reasons? Oh, wait, we're supposed to imagine this as women.
So long as you do threesomes I'll never leave you bebee :-*
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 08, 2016, 03:24:33 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 08, 2016, 12:57:27 PM
Quote from: Premium Lager on November 08, 2016, 11:49:40 AM
Happy not to get the gay vote here

:ufup

:umad
Title: Re: Bore Election 2016: The Only Vote That Matters
Post by: Mupepe on November 08, 2016, 06:51:03 PM: Can we call the election now? As the Weiner of the poll who do I get to fuck first?