THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: mormapope on November 11, 2016, 01:21:13 AM
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Late as fuck merging, not using turn signals, and people not turning on headlights at dusk or when there's a wall of fog are things I'm seeing every day at this point. :punch
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You're supposed to late merge when entering (optimal ziperring) right? I love to close the gap on lane-weavers or stay at a constant 5mph above the speed limit when there's a tail-gater.
I don't know why but it's always people in Corollas or Audi SUVs. People in legitimately fast cars rarely act like assholes.
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The late merging I'm talking about is when the left lane is packed with cars, and someone decides to gun it and use the last 30 feet to merge into traffic. They also switch into the merging lane from the left lane to pass people, only to find out they saved 15 seconds because they're moving back into a traffic jam.
Zipper merging works when there's a clear line of sight and the road is straight. When its ontop of a hill though, shit feels way too close for comfort.
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Yeah, late merging for sure. People can't fucking merge for shit in this goddamn state.
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Paying attention to the road at all, really.
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In California, the worst crime I commonly see is rubbernecking. Some idiot's had an accident, and drivers think they need to have a peek, because they're entitled to it from having had to wait for everyone else who wanted a peek. Vicious cycle.
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Not using turn signals when changing lanes x 100000000
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Only indicating mid turn causing a stream of followers to rush to the adjacent lane to pass and people in said lane to speed up to stop them. Assholery trifecta.
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Tailgating. Especially when you are on a road where you know there's cameras and adjusting speed while some fuckwit behind you is on your bumper above the limit. So much more irritating than turn signals because at least you can react to that while if someone is on your ass you have so little room to get them to fuck off.
Also, someone beeped at me for allowing an ambulance with flashing lights through yesterday. Even though it's my legal duty as a motorist to allow them through so fuck that guy in particular. :maf
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I enjoy it when some asshole flying down the road tailgates me close as hell when I'm driving my covert police car and then immediately flashes their brights angrily that they want me to move.
I then flash MY lights out of nowhere and laugh as they shit themselves, hit the brakes, and don't come within 500 yards of me for the rest of the drive. :lol
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1. Cars sticking out far into the road when trying to make a turn out of a parking lot
2. People cutting you off and then then quickly making a turn with no signal or decrease in speed
3. Texting while driving
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Not staying right except to pass. I.e. Camping in the left lane like a fucking goober on a two lane highway
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in mass right now, so all of them
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Women drivers. :doge
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I run red lights all the time so probably that.
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I'm too busy texting to notice
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On the way home from work last night I'm going my usual way. Near the exit of my workplace there's lane merge. It's like 30-40 mph and a tight turn. Some fuck tried to pass me like there were two lanes despite the lane merging and there being space for literally one car at around 60 mph.
So I'm going with lane merging and turn signals.
But especially fuck people who don't signal.