ITT we rate cocks and trigger JDB.
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Found at 8:30.
Look: 3/5 - too pink, and you can't see the head much or the top which is crucial for rating a penis but on the positive side the bottom isn't too veiny and he has a sexy uretha groove.
Size: 4/5 - Nice and thick that looks fun to play with but not too big! Perfect size!
Balls: 2.5/5 - A bit too far apart for my taste. I like balls that bounce in the sack.
Cum: 4/5 - Doesn't look liquidy but not too thick and sticky either. Thick enough to play with on your tongue but thin enough to swallow easily. The actress looks like she's having fun too! The only factor that's missing is taste!
Rating: 4/5! Pretty good cock! Post more!
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JayDubya
Look: 1/5 - A piece of shit
Size: 0.2"/5 - idontknowwhatiexpected.gif
Balls: 4/5 - Actually does have some balls posting here
Cum: 2/5 - He certainly spreads his batter over a lot of threads whether anyone wants him to or not, a bit thin and watery tho
Rating: 3/5 - Definitely a cock which I wouldn't mind sticking up my ass and shitting back out.
of course he has
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Can't wait for the new Chuck Tingle book.
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Look: 2/5 - absolute know nothing cunt of a look
Size: 3/5 - skinny, effette cock with barely enough on it to fillet a chicken fillet.
Balls: 1/5 - is that a beachball? fuck off with that.
Cups: 0/5