A movie of endlessly hurtling momentum, this is Mad Max: Fury Road for five-year-olds
Taking my five-year old to see it. So that works out well.
I can't stand watching comedies in Japanese, and he won't watch them in English.
how much pussy does he get on a weekly basis?
:deadhow much pussy does he get on a weekly basis?
More than about half The Bore, apparently.
Also how old is he? Not telling you how to parent your kid but learning a second language is a lot easier when you are young than once you hit puberty.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_period#Second_language_acquisition
That's not very encouraging. You could double that amount and it would still be pathetic :lolhow much pussy does he get on a weekly basis?
More than about half The Bore, apparently.
Also how old is he? Not telling you how to parent your kid but learning a second language is a lot easier when you are young than once you hit puberty.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_period#Second_language_acquisition
True story: My daughter went to one of the minimall nail care places, and the Vietnamese woman doing the manicure was surprised to hear me translating to Japanese for my daughter. "Oh, you translating for her? She no speak English?" I answered yes, and then, no exaggeration, the nail care professional launches into, "Dass okay, chee 'peak i' fahn no prollem, Ah moo' here when I pourteen too, I no 'peak enny English when Ah moo here. Chee pick i' up, no prollem, don' choo worry."
To be honest, I freaked the fuck out. To my wife, I said, "HONEY, you are moving the family here IMMEDIATELY. Jesus, it may already be too late!" Instead, on the heels of that my wife's dad had serious health problems, and I ended up moving back to Japan so I could help with that. English is an ongoing problem that we're still discussing as recently as last night.
Serious question: You don't speak English primarily at home? I figured most dual-citizen families would speak "the native tongue" in-home, but the "formal language" out of the house?
Sounds like it's time for some good old cultural imperialism. Awful simplification ahead: find something they like, but can only get in English.
I have no idea, of course.
Sounds like it's time for some good old cultural imperialism. Awful simplification ahead: find something they like, but can only get in English.
I have no idea, of course.
Gotta teach him that the In-N-Out counter will only accept orders in AMERICAN.
Children don't care about dialectics, Username. :doge
It's lingua franca, btw.
Galactic basic. :dead
I was going with Star Wars because they're a kid.Because nerd, nerd. :gurl
Also how old is he? Not telling you how to parent your kid but learning a second language is a lot easier when you are young than once you hit puberty.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_period#Second_language_acquisition
True story: My daughter went to one of the minimall nail care places, and the Vietnamese woman doing the manicure was surprised to hear me translating to Japanese for my daughter. "Oh, you translating for her? She no speak English?" I answered yes, and then, no exaggeration, the nail care professional launches into, "Dass okay, chee 'peak i' fahn no prollem, Ah moo' here when I pourteen too, I no 'peak enny English when Ah moo here. Chee pick i' up, no prollem, don' choo worry."
To be honest, I freaked the fuck out. To my wife, I said, "HONEY, you are moving the family here IMMEDIATELY. Jesus, it may already be too late!" Instead, on the heels of that my wife's dad had serious health problems, and I ended up moving back to Japan so I could help with that. English is an ongoing problem that we're still discussing as recently as last night.
"Mosteh popyoola combu"Sounds like it's time for some good old cultural imperialism. Awful simplification ahead: find something they like, but can only get in English.
I have no idea, of course.
Gotta teach him that the In-N-Out counter will only accept orders in AMERICAN.
Also how old is he? Not telling you how to parent your kid but learning a second language is a lot easier when you are young than once you hit puberty.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_period#Second_language_acquisition
True story: My daughter went to one of the minimall nail care places, and the Vietnamese woman doing the manicure was surprised to hear me translating to Japanese for my daughter. "Oh, you translating for her? She no speak English?" I answered yes, and then, no exaggeration, the nail care professional launches into, "Dass okay, chee 'peak i' fahn no prollem, Ah moo' here when I pourteen too, I no 'peak enny English when Ah moo here. Chee pick i' up, no prollem, don' choo worry."
To be honest, I freaked the fuck out. To my wife, I said, "HONEY, you are moving the family here IMMEDIATELY. Jesus, it may already be too late!" Instead, on the heels of that my wife's dad had serious health problems, and I ended up moving back to Japan so I could help with that. English is an ongoing problem that we're still discussing as recently as last night.
He's still kicking right along, isn't he?
Sounds like it's time for some good old cultural imperialism. Awful simplification ahead: find something they like, but can only get in English.
I have no idea, of course.
Gotta teach him that the In-N-Out counter will only accept orders in AMERICAN.
1 BIGGU AMERICANU PEN--er--HAMBURGURU :doge
But seriously. Tell them learning English will help them if they travel. English is the "Galactic Basic" (or whatever appropriate movie here) of most of the world. Say, like if they went to Norway (why would they, but let's ignore that). Do they think talking to the hotel counter in Japanese would work? Or would broken (though if they study, less than broken. Maybe okay/great!) English be faster for them?
Also how old is he? Not telling you how to parent your kid but learning a second language is a lot easier when you are young than once you hit puberty.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_period#Second_language_acquisition
True story: My daughter went to one of the minimall nail care places, and the Vietnamese woman doing the manicure was surprised to hear me translating to Japanese for my daughter. "Oh, you translating for her? She no speak English?" I answered yes, and then, no exaggeration, the nail care professional launches into, "Dass okay, chee 'peak i' fahn no prollem, Ah moo' here when I pourteen too, I no 'peak enny English when Ah moo here. Chee pick i' up, no prollem, don' choo worry."
To be honest, I freaked the fuck out. To my wife, I said, "HONEY, you are moving the family here IMMEDIATELY. Jesus, it may already be too late!" Instead, on the heels of that my wife's dad had serious health problems, and I ended up moving back to Japan so I could help with that. English is an ongoing problem that we're still discussing as recently as last night.
He's still kicking right along, isn't he?
Thanks for asking! Yeah, he is still alive and getting into scoundrel-like trouble. We've had a couple of recent scares, but he is still ticking right along like the energizer bunny.
so did anyone fucking like this or not:jeanluc
so did anyone fucking like this or not
so did anyone fucking like this or notMost of my FB friends who saw it are enamored.
Also how old is he? Not telling you how to parent your kid but learning a second language is a lot easier when you are young than once you hit puberty.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_period#Second_language_acquisition
True story: My daughter went to one of the minimall nail care places, and the Vietnamese woman doing the manicure was surprised to hear me translating to Japanese for my daughter. "Oh, you translating for her? She no speak English?" I answered yes, and then, no exaggeration, the nail care professional launches into, "Dass okay, chee 'peak i' fahn no prollem, Ah moo' here when I pourteen too, I no 'peak enny English when Ah moo here. Chee pick i' up, no prollem, don' choo worry."
To be honest, I freaked the fuck out. To my wife, I said, "HONEY, you are moving the family here IMMEDIATELY. Jesus, it may already be too late!" Instead, on the heels of that my wife's dad had serious health problems, and I ended up moving back to Japan so I could help with that. English is an ongoing problem that we're still discussing as recently as last night.
He's still kicking right along, isn't he?
Thanks for asking! Yeah, he is still alive and getting into scoundrel-like trouble. We've had a couple of recent scares, but he is still ticking right along like the energizer bunny.
That man will never die. He'll just have some weird medical scare every time you try to move to the US. :lol
so did anyone fucking like this or not
I thought Mark Hammill said he wasn't going to be doing Joker stuff anymore.
I thought Mark Hammill said he wasn't going to be doing Joker stuff anymore.
Yeah, I believe he said before that the Arkham series of games and Killing Joke animated movie were going to be his final appearances as The Joker. Apparently it's a really big strain on his voice.
I liked Troy as joker in Origin too and also think it's an underrated game and my favorite of the arkham series lets make out benji