Date Registered: July 31, 2006, 09:40:15 AM
I think I got invited here by duckroll, who later quit along with half the posters here. Might've been Vestal though. God, that feels ages ago.
Apparently a user named cloudwalking punched another mod from another forum in the face and suplexed the other moderators and then another user named MAF lit them on fire and laughed at them. This was all while a user named Willco hacked into their servers and deleted all the code and did the same for the mirror server.
This is the real story of Evilbore, no lie
This site was born through barebacking with GAF. After the pregnancy EvilLore wanted an abortion, but MAF wanted to keep the child. EvilLore decided to kill the child himself. In order to save his only begotten son, MAF sent him in a small boat down the river. The boat was found by Willco and his mistress Cloudwalking, who proceded to raise the boy.
That boy was EvilBore.
I saw some people on GAF talking about "that other forum" so I googled Neogaf to find other forums where people were talking about GAF. I think I found OA first, but EvilBore seemed less threatening.
Someone please give me a timeline/summary of Gaming-Age, Oppai-Age or whatever you call them. I'm a filthy noob, but I wanna know what it was like in the old times. Tell me, grandpa. :uguu
Someone please give me a timeline/summary of Gaming-Age, Oppai-Age or whatever you call them. I'm a filthy noob, but I wanna know what it was like in the old times. Tell me, grandpa. :uguu
Someone expand on this or correct me, please:Not sure when Gaming-Age started, but the forums were early 2000s in not the late 90s.
Opa-Opa (Teh Kao Yang!) was a poster who lost his shit when Armada 2 got canceled for the Dreamcast, IIRC, which led to him getting banned. He then founded the first GAF spin-off, Opa-Age. Opa-Age has had multiple spin-offs/incarnations and has been called Opa-Ages for a while now. Last time I checked, I didn't see many of the (in)famous posters there from the old days.
A few years later, GAF forum admin Evilore bought the forum from Gaming-Age founder Jim and re-named it NeoGAF. Although not associated with Gaming-Age anymore, there's still a NeoGAF link on the website. I have no idea why Jim sold the forum to Evilore, since I remember him saying that the forum got way more traffic than the website did. There used to be a running joke saying "there's a website?" back then.
Then you have spin-offs like Evilbore/The Bore, Wasting Your Life (is that even still around?), and SLAENT, the latter of which was formed when NBA-GAF members including mod BlackAce all up and left after their threads were shut down.
Honorable mention goes to what has got to be the tiniest forum still in existence, now in its 1023832804320423904390th incarnation, which was founded by long-banned forum poster, my buddy, Leguna, who made some legendary threads back in the day. Amazingly, he has had forums with just a couple of people for almost as long as Opa-Age has been around. :lol
Nobody gives a shit
Opa himself has been long gone, it seems?
Someone please give me a timeline/summary of Gaming-Age, Oppai-Age or whatever you call them. I'm a filthy noob, but I wanna know what it was like in the old times. Tell me, grandpa. :uguu
Who was it that made the Dan Harmon Sucks forum?
before you, there was me. i am ur-bore, a dweller in the muck of the primordial federooze. i was there when g declared his desire to eat crystalgemini, and the dream of moll-e water was still an effervescent twinkle in theblackstallion's eye.
i have dreamt the eternal dream of father mike's virginity.
i have beheld a thousand, thousand willcos lepered.
i have sojourned into the depths where only tvc15 slumbers, with words and gifs to wring your soul inside out.
i have heard the wail of the futami; bore witness to the coarse grunts of hans and cornelius in a hateful embrace.
in truth, the bore only descends.
Who was it that made the Dan Harmon Sucks forum?
I was better off before discovering internet forums
ok grandpa
I was better off before discovering internet forums
I've been posting on internet forums since 2000. :goty
This whole place is just a nostalgia trip of old buds, I probably shouldn't even be here. Feels like I'm invading a private space.
Should this place raise its profile by leaving trails of breadcrumbs at GAF or is it better to stay secret?This whole place is just a nostalgia trip of old buds, I probably shouldn't even be here. Feels like I'm invading a private space.
Naw, every place needs new blood. You're it now. Shit, I was the new blood here at one time. People come and go, that's the hard part to swallow.
Should this place raise its profile by leaving trails of breadcrumbs at GAF or is it better to stay secret?This whole place is just a nostalgia trip of old buds, I probably shouldn't even be here. Feels like I'm invading a private space.
Naw, every place needs new blood. You're it now. Shit, I was the new blood here at one time. People come and go, that's the hard part to swallow.
When I was a 15 year old (pretending to be a 21 year old) dude I cybered a lot with a 30 year old woman on AOL who in retrospect was probably a 50 year old guy.
Consider the talent that came through our forum, and where they are now. Willco is an editor of a website, Cheebs is married to a woman, Shake is editing videos for a Chinese rapper, and TheBlackStallion is a porn star.
(http://i.imgur.com/s50yprd.gif)
Then I was gonna leave too but Jack Remington sent me a PM begging me to stay and keep posting political stuff.
i was shitposting AND moderating a video game related forum at least as far back as 98 :smug
Consider the talent that came through our forum, and where they are now. Willco is an editor of a website, Cheebs is married to a woman, Shake is editing videos for a Chinese rapper, and TheBlackStallion is a porn star.TBS doing porn now? mollywater must have gone bust. :'(
(http://i.imgur.com/s50yprd.gif)
bumped an old thread by accident because I'm a special fellow
Did Copernicus ever make it over here? And can someone remind me of Squiddy's fate?
what bugs me is I'll never find out how I would get banned from NeoGAF
I guess it's fate
Is this our new home?
I was one of the first people here. I was chatting with Willco and he told me his idea for the name of the forum, and he thought “evilbore” was ingenius and would drive Evilore crazy. I think I politely told him it was a good idea.
Is demi free yet??
I don't remember at all how I found this place. Maybe Phoenix Dark? But apparently I have been here since 2006, which is kind of blowing my mind.
IIRC, Mandark recommended this place after a particularly bullshit Dragona ban, which he had reversed with apologies.
Mandark and I will probably not agree on much else ever, but his support for free speech is self-evident and commendable.
Got here in 2009 after i got permed at gaf. Why am I not a senior member yet
Got here in 2009 after i got permed at gaf. Why am I not a senior member yet
Member statuses are based on the quality of your posts here
:snob
I wanted to get back to GAF, but in the end GAF came to me.
I haven't had an alt on GAF for years. 5 years actually.I wanted to get back to GAF, but in the end GAF came to me.
I am sure you had alts
I didnt actually start this forum. I took it when Jewco ran off to post clickbait articles on facebook banging his BBW girlfriend (now wife?)
In a roundabout way, it was NeoGAF.
They banned me. Or rather, I went out in a blaze of glory after a million too many political posts and threads on the gaming side. Finally, after the 2016 presidential election, one of the provocateurs over there posted a thread blaming Trump for some new egregious problem in the gaming industry - and that was it.
I knew full well I was committing account suicide, and it felt liberating.
Months later, I wanted to revisit that thread and see what more reaction (other than the initial pile-on and banning) my posts had generated. The Google search led me to The Bore - someone here had quoted me and linked to the post and I had a good laugh.
I signed up a few weeks after that. And I believe this is my first post here.
Glorious day! I see NeoGAF self-immolated yesterday, and I am breathing deep to savor the scent of its ashes.
A Google search after my first GAF ban in '08. I saw Hyoushi posting here and I thought "I'll become a member, become close to him, and ask him to unban me. Genius!"
Got here in 2009 after i got permed at gaf. Why am I not a senior member yet
Member statuses are based on the quality of your posts here
:snob
But i am the same quality as mcdonalds and zelda
Low key, I prefer Del Taco. I just wanna burrito, fries and a chocolate shake at 4 am.
:mouf
Low key, I prefer Del Taco. I just wanna burrito, fries and a chocolate shake at 4 am.
:mouf
All these years and I'm still not convinced you are a woman.
i found out about this site through the super secret irc chat. evilore was reveling in the spotlight, loving all the shit that was being said about him*checks posting history* Then you stopped posting here almost 2 years ago. Now you come crawling back. :goty
i didn't care much for that but i saw my fav gaf bros posting and immediately signed up. told my boy the biz about it and the rest is history.
I think one of Wrath's particularly blatant alts was banned or something early in 2011, then a few months passed and someone on GAF mentioned Evilbore so I checked it out and saw my lover Wrath had moved here. Joined up and was immediately paranoid about what this place had shittalked against me while I was on GAF. :lol Was also constantly on the defensive as a Nintendrone but Segata, Wrath, Esch and dcharlie made it worth it to stick around, and I'm glad I did. 👍🏻
Actually I still posted on GAF until I think June 2014 or something. Came back for the Toonami live watch thread a bit ago when the block started airing the Yorknew City arc of Hunter x Hunter. Not really going to cry over GAF despite joining 10 and a half years ago (Jesus Christ) and having never eaten a permaban in all that time (unlike most of the losers here. :smug)
when NBA gaf got locked and I tried to figure out what happened.oh man you made the bore leap because of that too? that was my first real, there's bad mods all over the net and it's their site so why whine and then there's getting done dirty deliberately, GAF experience
God damn, I've been a member for 10 years.
A little bit off-topic but I guess I remember when you got your tag on GAF. It was on a Sunset Overdrive thread, wasn't it?
God damn, I've been a member for 10 years.
Jesus, it'll be a decade for me next April.
I had never heard of the Bore until 2014 or so. I forget who invited me. Might have been PD. It's been a good year or two though. Love this place.
GilloD brought me here and then never spoke to me again. We ran into each other once in person and he looked right through me. As a young teen from a broken home, he was one of the few older male role models I had at the time and he just stopped talking to me like it was nothing.
It still hurts me to this day.
I had never heard of the Bore until 2014 or so. I forget who invited me. Might have been PD. It's been a good year or two though. Love this place.
Cheebs, Shake, and Mupepe brought me here :doge
God damn, I've been a member for 10 years.
I think Vestal or Cormacaroni invited me here after Tokyopia.com
Quitting forums altogether I can understand. Quitting this forum and staying on GAF...?
:huh
It wasnt that impressive