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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 25, 2017, 09:50:19 PM

Title: Bro what do you do?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 25, 2017, 09:50:19 PM
So I am dropping off my dudes kid and his wife answers the door.

And I hear this garbage
 
https://youtu.be/3T1c7GkzRQQ

I'm confused so I make a quick swing and see my dude sitting by his speaker and crying.

Is my white friend getting a divorce?
Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: chronovore on April 25, 2017, 09:59:29 PM
a) Welcome back.
b) It was probably bad weed. Or he'll say that later. White dudes need any excuse to actually show sadness.
Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 25, 2017, 10:02:51 PM
A white dude crying while listening to a song by The Police? Must be a day of the week ending in 'y'.
Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: etiolate on April 25, 2017, 10:07:28 PM
Q: Do you find his house by looking for the red light?
Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: Kara on April 25, 2017, 10:49:38 PM
White people remove their possessions from the home when their spouse isn't there and serve notice through counsel instead of telling their spouse directly. (Cowardice and paranoia are time honored cactivities.)
Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: Beezy on April 25, 2017, 11:34:00 PM
https://youtu.be/xjhidDbluCE
Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 26, 2017, 02:30:31 AM
The Independence Day 2 of comeback threads
Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2017, 08:36:19 AM
Only white people understand the emotional distress dispensed by the police.  White feelings matter.   
Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on April 26, 2017, 10:06:35 AM
Fucking with cacs & their wives anywhere other than the bedroom :ufup
Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: bork on April 26, 2017, 10:25:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaz8A9Bu-pA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjQ2DgNoHjs

Quote from: chronovore on April 25, 2017, 09:59:29 PM
a) Welcome back.

He might just be doing his 'drive-by posting' routine where he says something and then leaves for a few months.  :doge
Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2017, 12:48:28 PM
AIA is the bull in their relationship and when you mess with the bull the wife gets the horns.
Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: benjipwns on April 26, 2017, 01:24:11 PM
Quote from: Dosukebe on April 26, 2017, 10:25:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaz8A9Bu-pA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjQ2DgNoHjs
"(english)"? wow, racist

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i think i subconsciously stopped talking to somebody in college when they said they hated 48 Hours
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Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: chronovore on April 26, 2017, 07:54:08 PM
Quote from: Dosukebe on April 26, 2017, 10:25:59 AM
(snip)
Quote from: chronovore on April 25, 2017, 09:59:29 PM
a) Welcome back.

He might just be doing his 'drive-by posting' routine where he says something and then leaves for a few months.  :doge

I'm OK with that, too. The real Boritos never stay away forever. Except maybe Cormacaroni. But even he may return if enough of us face the dangers of dinner rolls.

And on the Eddie Murphy tip, I wish The Golden Child was a better movie than it is. I should re-watch it through the lens of '80s nostalgia instead of the disappointed teen who paid full theater price.
Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: bork on April 26, 2017, 09:39:09 PM
Have never seen The Golden Child.  Always started to watch it and would just stop.
Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: chronovore on April 26, 2017, 10:03:01 PM
Quote from: Dosukebe on April 26, 2017, 09:39:09 PM
Have never seen The Golden Child.  Always started to watch it and would just stop.

It was the beginning of my fascination with Charles Dance. He was a fantastic villain in it.

There's just too much cheesy comedy in it.
Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2017, 10:16:12 PM
Who should the Browns draft tomorrow, AiA?
Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 26, 2017, 10:53:57 PM
I feel good knowing that we're still AIA's go-to source for cac-related questions and concerns.  :uguu
Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: brawndolicious on April 27, 2017, 01:59:18 AM
How's the baby?!!
Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: tiesto on April 27, 2017, 06:56:48 AM
(http://sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/nes_quotes_you_should_know/ouch_what_do_you_do.png)
Title: Re: Bro what do you do?
Post by: zomgee on April 27, 2017, 07:18:29 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2017, 10:16:12 PM
Who should the Browns draft tomorrow, AiA?

*prepares Sting/Police playlist*